♪ Merry Merchmas ♪ - [Child] Look, Mom! Under the tree! ♪ Happy Merchukkah ♪ - [Child] Look, there's
merch in the store! ♪ Where we all buy merch
to appease our God ♪ ♪ We all live in fear of
our merciless Merch God ♪ - Merch God demands more sales (screaming) ♪ Thank you for giving us Merch ♪ ♪ Happy Merchidays ♪ (bell dings) - All right. So we're going to black out. - Yeah! This is my game to win! (laughing in background) Oh
- Yeah - Black in! (people laughing) Is that not appropriate to st- do here? (beeps) - Hello, little babies.
How are you doing today? And welcome to old people Vegas! (people exclaiming) This is where we play uh Vegasy type games at whatever rules we want. How are we all feeling today? - [Ian] What? - How are we all feeling today? - Good. Feeling good. - So today we're going to play bingo. Bingo's very simple. I spin this. (balls rustle) - [Shayne] Oh! Oh (beep) - Oh! (beep) I win! - A ball comes out. I say the number G 57 and everyone stamps the
number on their board. We're going to play a variety of different patterns
and shapes on the board (crunches) and that's how we're going to play today. The person who wins the
most games today will be our big winner. But before we get started,
go ahead and subscribe. We do a lot of weird things like this. Like dress up and pretend we're in Vegas. Let's meet our contestants for today. - Hey! I'm the Dumpster Wizard is what people have referred to me around here in Sacramento. - Hello. I'm Roy Lee Biggums the Third (clangs) My father was Roy Lee Biggums. (laughing) - You skipped a generation. Star Trek! (laughing offscreen) - Hey there! I'm Uncle Jack you can call me Uncle Jack. - [Ian] Hi, Uncle Jack. - This side is way simpler
and easier to follow. - Just stamp it so you
get your little pen going. - So wait. I'm not supposed to stamp this? - You will stamp that, but
I didn't want you to like- - Can I stamp the free card? - [Sarah] Uh, yes! You guys
can stamp the free card! (people exclaim) It's a little celebration for everyone. - Let my people go. Free! (laughing) Yep. - Uncle Jack's gonna do all of them. - Like my credit score. Free! I'm not wearing any pants
right now. I'm free! This is a free space. - Yes. So for our first round of bingo we are looking for a
traditional bingo win. So across, down or diagonally, you must have one, two,
three, four, five in a row. Let's get our first ball. (balls rustle) Your first - Taking our balls out
like we're at the YMCA. - Mine are out right now. - I 18 - They're on the ground. - [Sarah] If you have I 18
- Oh okay. - That's what I said when
I graduated high school. - G 57. - Yep, nope, no, don't have it. Mkay. - [Sarah] G 57.
- Bingo! - Nope.
- No? - That's not- Nope. B seven. - B eight? B eight. - Oh wow. Uncle Jack's doing really well. - Yeah, shut up. Don't let them know. - N 44. - There seems to be a
mistake. I'm not getting any. (people laughing) - We get two for one. O 73.
- Yep. - Yep. And a O 66. - How the absolute
(beeps), have I gotten one? - Question!
- Yes - Were we supposed to be paying attention to the letters as well? - [Jackie] Yeah, stupid. - [Sarah] Well, that's
what- it's what helps you So one through 15 is
B. 16 through 30 is C. So when I say, when I say a letter look at the top and look in that row. - Oh (explodes) - I 23. How about that Dumpster Wizard? - [Ian] I got it. - No, I don't have it. (laughing) (balls rustle) - All right. G 47. - You gotta be (beeps)ing kidding me now. (woman laughs) (pops) - G 59. - Oh, hell yes. Finally
made Hell's waiting room a little better. (laughing) - Okay. O 70. - And we're back to the bull(beeps). - I 16 I 16, - I 326 (drum rimshot) - G 51. (man mutters) (paper bumps) - There we go. - Ah, the pumpkin wizard got it. - That goddamn wizard wins
before I do, I'ma be real upset. - [Sarah] I'm sorry.
- I'ma flip a table. - [Sarah] Sorry
- Chair. I might flip that damn sound guy over
there who keeps staring at me. - [Ian] Why are you looking at me like that?
- Take a few shallow breaths. What are you looking at me like that for? - I didn't know I went to see
a community theater version of singing in the rain. (woman laughing) (sad piano music) - G 55. - There we go. - And I forgot to tell you
guys the winner of this round of bingo will get a gallon of prune juice. (man burps) (grunts) - Oh wow. - You had that waiting, didn't you? - You know, I've been backed
up for about 16 years, so that sounds like a great flush. - Speaking of 16, that's
the number you need. - No way. - Don't tell him. - O 65 - Hell Yeah! - N 33 - Oh boy. - You're really (beeps)ing
me over here, Sarah. - O 68. N 35. - Ay! Bingo! (honks) - What?
- [Jackie] Are you kidding me? - What? - [Tommy] What?
- What? - What in the goddamn hell is that? - Uh oh! - He was complaining the whole gosh darn time! - Dewey wins! (laughing) Truman loses! - Congratulations but also go to Hell. - I will, and I'll enjoy it. - All right. So we're going to black out. - Yeah! This is my game to win! (people laughing) Oh yeah. Black in! (people laughing) Is that not appropriate to st- do here? I'm working on my stand up. (wheezes) - And you guys can play
with two cards this time - Oh.
- Two cards. - What? - That's so much to focus on.
- Two cards. You want every space on one card filled. Going full blackout. Are you ready? - Ready!
- Ready! (balls rustle) - First one. N 41. - [Jackie] Right? - [Ian] Got it. - I 23, I 23. - [Jackie] All right, next one. - Next one. We got another N 32. - All right. That's
- Nope. Dang. Shit. - G 49. - Oh, now I got two. - G 54. If you win this round, you get
to go home and sleep at five. (horn honks) - Oh! We get free IHOP? - Course.
- [Ian] Hell yeah. - B 12. N 45 (balls rustle) - Yeah!
- There we go. - I 30. (balls rustle) That's my favorite Will Smith movie. - Oh yeah. That's a good one. - B two.
- B dos. (balls rustle)
- G 52 - Getting really (beeps) over here, Sarah. - Another G 58. G 47. I want everyone to buy bingo boards at home and play along. (woman laughs) (man exclaims) O 70. - Yeah!
- Yeah! - [Sarah] Are you okay, Louis? - This making my nose go. - O.
- Boy. (suspenseful music) - 73.
- All right. That's fine. - That's fine. (balls rustle) - O 66. (people murmur) N 35.
- Oh yeah, yes. - This has been some bull(beeps) - Well, you are what you eat. (people laughing) - G 60. - Make sure you wash your face after. - Like a G 60 - You a big fan of the Far East Movement? (people laughing) - I've done some trading
by ship in my day. - O 62. - That's history for ya. - O 69 - Oh boy! Got 69!
- [Shayne] So do I! - O 68! B three. G 59. B four. - (gasps) I die. - Ooh. Jack's looking good.
Jack's looking real good. - Came in looking good, feeling good. - G 53. O 64. N 34. (whimsical music) - That's what we did on the Mayflower. - There's only a few spots left. - Oh no.
- I might've missed some. - I think I missed some. - I might've missed some.
Personally, I don't know (murmurs) - [Sarah] G 50. B seven. - Nope. - That's my favorite vitamin - G 56, B eight. - Nah, piss out my mouth. - I've got one left - Damn it - N 40. - Ah! - B 13. - Ah, this is just some bull crap. - [Sarah] This is crazy! - There's only three bowels left. - Dammit.
- B one. - B one?
- There we go. - Ay, that's a blackout! Ha ha ha ha! (cheers) - Well, congratulations to our
big winners, Dumpster Wizard and I never caught your name. - Roy Lee - Biggums the Third
- Biggums the Third - And Roy Lee Biggums the Third. Congrats! (cheers) (clapping) - But the real winners
are the friends we made along the way.
- Yes. - I don't know about that. - I don't like any of you.
- Yep. And me. - If you guys wanna keep watching more Smosh games videos, we have
two that you can select from right down there
and comment down below if you want us to try bingo again. - Yeah! - And if you want to see uncle Jack again. - Yeah! - O 65.
