- Hey guys, welcome
back to my big fat ass. Now relationships can
almost always be improved, a lot of the time it may seem like everything's
perfect until an issue arises that needs to be taken care of. That's why communication is so
important in a relationship. If you can't talk to each
other about a problem, then how are you gonna fix it? But sometimes talking to
each other, isn't enough. You have to go to couples
therapy and get an expert opinion to really get to the root of the issue. So you know how to fix it. Now, obviously, I don't
wanna do any of that shit. So today we're gonna be
fixing my relationship, the old fashioned way with Life Hack. Now you guy know how much I
love Life Hacks on this channel and how much they've improved
my general wellbeing, but I haven't seen a lot of Life Hacks, specifically tailored towards
people in relationships until I found this channel
called "Miss DegrEE." "Challenges invented change your love! "Life hacks to make couple
life easier and more." I love that for the titles, they just copied the tags of the video and pasted them in any order. "Life Hacks Stop bugs everyone! "Five small tips every woman
needs to know, DIY ideas." Right away this video is weirding me out because it has half a million
views and nine comments. But there's some really
helpful stuff in here. Like when you and bae
are sitting in public, don't sit on their lap, because that'll just make
people uncomfortable. Instead, just sit really close
to the stranger next to you for some reason that's right. Ignore all this space over here, just sit right there. (upbeat music) Wait what? (upbeat music) Is this life hacks seriously
just take your headphones off when you're talking to someone, no shit. Hi, can you give me
directions to the moon? Of course, well, the
first thing you need to do is wait until nighttime 'cause
the moon's asleep right now, but even then, it's very far away. You're gonna want to get a lot of ladders. Start stacking them on top of
each other, but be careful. It's a long way down if you fall. Now, I like to order my ladders online-- It's funny how much
these range in difficulty from simply taking
headphones out of your ears to spending what I can
only assume is hours assembling some absurd
apparatus for no reason, but see that's where all the fun lies. I want to get my hands dirty a little bit. Every time I make one of these
videos, I roast and I jest, but I never attempt to recreate the life hacks myself until today. Today I'm filming in a different room and I'm joined by my
lovely wife Amanda say, hi. - Hi.
- Tip your hat. So are you ready to hack our relationship? - Boy, I'm I ? - The hell.
(Amanda gulping) - I'm an adult.
- All right, this first one is called "Challenge Greate New
Breath For Your Love. "Girl DIY Life Hacks. "To Make Your Life Easier and More." (bright upbeat music) - So I seen variants of this before. Where you combine your
toothpaste and toothbrush into one item, which is pretty dumb. And seems like it requires a lot of work, but I like that what inspires it for her is that she can't fit
both of them in her bag. It's so full. She can't take something else out. (bright upbeat music) - How do you fill it back up though? - (laughs) That's a good point. As soon as you're done with a very small amount
of toothpaste, that's it. - How do you fill it up? - You make a new one and this
is gonna fit in her bag now. - It's not gonna make a mess. - It's covered, it's so sticky now it's covered in glue and toothpaste. Well, I'm excited to try this because you're always complaining about my rants of bad breath. And so hopefully this will
kill two birds with one stone. To make this one I needed
obviously hot glue gun, toothbrush, toothpaste, but I didn't have like a syringe lying around. I don't think a lot of people do. So this specific one is actually
an ear wax removal syringe. And then a tube, I had
to buy this from Amazon. Obviously I don't have a... Just a little rubber tubing lying around. - The brush is so small
that it's just gonna be-- - (laughs) It's just gonna toothpaste. - (laughs) It's just gonna be toothpaste. - I was running late before and I couldn't take my
stuff out of my bag, so-- - But if you just stop
for two and a half hours and dodge your contraption. - Yeah, that's definitely is great for new breath for my love. - Okay, I'm pushing some bristles
through, I'm almost there. (crowd clapping)
All right, I cut a hole. - Really cool, I really
wanna put this in my mouth. - I can't wait to put this in
my mouth and around my teeth. They didn't tell you about
how long you'd have to wait. This sucks. - How are you gonna
get all the toothpaste? - Maybe the tube's too long. - (indistinct) the
toothpaste it's making-- - Oh no there's like a chemical
reaction going on here. I can't wait to brush my teeth with this. - I think we got glue in the toothpaste. (upbeat music) - I can already feel
my life getting easier. - This is a really good
way to spend my time. - Yeah.
- It's almost like we're holding hands. - Well, you know what
they say about hot glue. Put in your mouth. - It's good for your teeth. This is kind of fun if you were to like, just brush your teeth, could smack your sister with it. Ow, ow. - Stop brushing so close. - I'm starting to doubt the
legitimacy of life hacks. - No, life hacks are good. - You're right, you're right, new plan. We're just gonna tape this shit together. - This is way better than
just making room in your bag. - This is awesome.
- Okay, let's try. Here we go. I thought it was--
- The tube was too long. The tube is the exact length, of the amount of
toothpaste we put in there. Okay, now it's still (indistinct) I'm not gonna give up yet, wow. - This is really cool. And they said that I wasn't
and I couldn't do science. They were wrong. On a scale from one to 10
I'm gonna give this one an F. You guys won't mind if
we just throw this away and never talk about this again right? "How creative, great
surprises for your love. "Girl DIY life hacks to make
your life easier and more." So this one feels a little
clickbaity, to be honest, it says it's for your love, but it's mostly just about the girl. When the guy finally shows
up the boyfriend, I assume her love, he's like kidnapping her. These are life hacks, "How to escape from your
boyfriend, kidnapping you." All he did was put duct tape
on your mouth and hands. And he didn't expect that
you would do the bare minimum to get out of it. (pop music playing) So, this one's a little ridiculous, but you know, I'd be lying If
I said, I didn't like bras, you boys know what I'm
talking about, right boys? So yeah, I think we should probably give this one ago (laughs). All right, put the tape on. My boyfriend thought
that he could kidnap me. Not so fast. Also what's stopping me from
just getting up right now. Like I can just get up and walk. I could still open the door if I need to. This is such a like low effort kidnapping. - Well, We didn't talk about
how she unhooked the bra by just pulling it up. You don't just wear your bra
in the front, not attaching-- - Just set it on top of your boobs. Also the wire is not just like exposed. You can't just like poke it out. I mean, I'm gonna try. - Now you know what us girls go through. - Getting kidnapped? I gotta be honest, even
if I was wearing a bra, if I got kidnapped, I
think I'd be done for. (sneezing loudly) Everyone bless her. (dramatic music) I don't think the raw wire is
as sharp as they make it seem. This is a very blunt edge. And I don't think that I'm going to poke through here anytime soon. I can't, I can't. - I guess you're trapped then. - You're not gonna help me out? - Bye (laughing). - No! - Or if you have a pair
of scissors lying around, you can just cut yourself out. - That's so much better,
"Scissors is life hack too." Now this one on the surface
should be good for us because we live together, we're always running into
problems in the bathroom. This happens all where I drop
a deuce and I try to flush it, but I clog the toilet. And instead of like unclogging
the toilet, I just walk away. And then Amanda comes barreling
in, she sees my clogs. - With my big chuchu skirt. - You run out of the
room, grab a plastic bag, fill it with soil for some reason, and then poop into the bag,
and look how happy she is. (Amanda grunting) Oh, I pooed! By filling a bag of soil
up with your own poop. I hope that you're not
implying that you can reuse it as some sort of manure
for your household plant. - So the problem is your
boyfriend clogs up the toilet and now you have to go poop. So you get soil and then
you poop in the soil. - Yeah.
- You should just go outside then. - Yeah, just poop outside.
- Save all the trouble. - It's also, it's such
a temporary solution because it's like your
toilet is still clogged are you just gonna poop
in a bag forever now? - Hold on. What's that smell? - Oh, I already tried this one earlier. - No, I think it's your BO. - Oh man, what am I supposed to do? Deodorant's so expensive. Do you have some kind of other solution? - Just watch. (bright upbeat music) - Wow, this is revolutionary. Now, instead of spending $5 on deodorant that only lasts like three months, I can spend like $10 on a box of pads and use two of them every day. - Yeah. - Okay. Now for the sniff test. - I just smell your sweat that
was already on your jacket. - Okay, well, that's fair. I think this is definitely gonna help resolve our
couple wars in the bathroom. So these life hacks
have been a lot of fun. I got to admit, but I don't
think they've been very sexy. So I've saved the most
romantic life hack for last. Let's give it a watch. (bright upbeat music) Oh, man! - She's bummed - It must be 'cause I'm ugly
or something, I have an idea. I'm gonna go break up
a hot glue gun again. She's gluing like a metric ton
of hot glue onto her headband to make cat ears they look like tar. - Yes they look like charcoal. (upbeat music) (lips smacking) It's time to make some bullshit. Wow, I'm already thinking
about all the kissing that I'm gonna get to do now. Now that I'll be sexy. - This will (indistinct) really good. It looks like a cat here. - I mean a cat that's been
like severely mangled. - Like a cat that's melting. Looks like a slug, looks like a wet slug. - (laughs) It's awful. (tense music playing) (Amanda laughing) This isn't romantic at all. - (laughs) I hate you.
- (laughs) I hate you. This is the worst video I've ever made. I guess the big question now is; Did this improve our relationship? - Yes.
- Yeah, I feel like through adversity is how you really come
closer together with someone and we both burned the
shit out of our fingers. Oh man. Well, I'm hungry. What do you say we go grab a bite? - Let's do it. - Hot dog, what do you
want on your hot dog? - Corn dog. - You want a corn dog
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This is unironically cute
The toothpaste tube attachment thingy is actually not a bad idea. I think with a few years of trial and error, it could work.
... don’t look at me like that