Third Wheeling With Your Own Girlfriend (with Drew Gooden)

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What's up, Greg I hope you're all having a great day Welcome back to my channel This of course is another episode of So, uh, Drew is in town because we're working on stuff for the tour But while he's here, we decided to make some videos so we made one for his channel and now we're making one for mine Drew: Speaking of the tour Danny: Speaking of the tour We have added three new shows because the Chicago and Indianapolis shows sold out so fast we added new Chicago and Indianapolis shows DREW: and one show in Austin, Texas DANNY: Austin,Texas, home of everyone named Austin So if you are named Austin or you wanna come to a Chicago or Indianapolis show get your tickets ASAP! DREW: Get those tickets! DANNY: So, Drew, you're married, right? DREW: How'd you know that? DANNY: I was at your wedding. Haven't your always wanted to let somebody else date your wife for a day? Yeah, that's my kink. So, there was this trend going around on YouTube maybe like a month or two ago, I guess March... DREW: We'll say it still is going around so we seem more topical. Uhhuh, yeah! We didn't totally miss the boat on this one. We're right on topic! The boat's still in the water. Uhhuh, and we're going to get in and take it to 'Viewsville' And I got my swim floaties. So, I think the trend was started by this video called "Letting My Best Friend Date my Girlfriend for a Day" DREW: By Jordan "Boo" Yeah, Jordan Beau Jordan "Boo" Beau Okay, so let's go ahead and watch this video, what do you say? This video? Yeah Let's go and watch this video! JORDAN: "Awe, this is going to be so horribly cute." "Do we get to kiss, too, like in the movies?" "I'm slowly regretting saying 'yeah' on this one." JORDAN: "Yay!" GIRLFRIEND: Ohhhh! JORDAN: Ya'll are a cute couple, you know that?" JORDAN: This is real or fake? Y'all are really in love with each other? "I am" JORDAN: Prove it. "Prove it? Alright." [Loud, Upbeat Music Plays] Danny: Yeah, that intro really misleads you as to what his channel is about it's like this like weird social experiment 'letting my friend date my girlfriend' and then his channel is like DREW: Doing backflips into the pool? DANNY: Yeah [Music Continues Playing] JORDAN: So most of my friends - a lot of them have girlfriends. A lot of them kind of mind their own business They respect my relationship, you know. GIRLFRIEND: Except for Taylor Holden! JORDAN: And there's one of my friends, named Taylor - that's him Who kind of take is upon himself to jokingly flirt with my girlfriend all day GIRLFRIEND: 24/7 DANNY: So, he starts off the video being like, "My friend, Taylor is constantly jokingly flirting with my girlfriend" Which I feel like means, " This dude's always flirting with my girlfriend and tells me it's a joke". DREW: Yeah, but it's a joke. Like he walked in on them once and they were having sex, but he's like, "No, it's a- it's a joke!" DANNY: It's a joke. We're having joke sex. DREW: Yeah, you should be laughing, not crying. DANNY:Yeah, it's a goofy thing. DREW: It's just silly. JORDAN: There's really no candidate more fit to this video than to have my best friend date my girlfriend for 24 hours. GIRLFRIEND: Taylor... ...has always wanted to date me so today's the day. JORDAN: I hate this video. DREW: He said exactly what I was thinking I just feel like with them specifically there are some issues they need to work out DANNY: Yeah, like there's a little bit too much chemistry between them already and his girlfriend seems like way too willing to be like, "Oh, finally I get to date you!" DREW: "Too bad it's only for one day!" DANNY: And the boyfriend is just like, "Wait what?" "I'm still in the room" DREW: "Yeah, I can hear you guys and see you guys." DANNY: The weird thing about a lot of these videos is that it's called, like, 'letting my best friend date my girlfriend for a day' like the only thing he had to do was get his best friend on board. But n-not his girlfriend. Like, "Well, I don't care what my girlfriend thinks about this." "But I'm siccin' my best friend on her." But she seems really into it, at least at the beginning, uh, and so does his friend. TAYLOR: I got the weirdest phone call ever the other day. Jordan calls me and he's like: "Yo, who of you always wanted to be with in your life?" And I was like "Selena Gomez?" JORDAN: That's what he said TAYLOR: He was like "No, more than that" and I was like "Kendall Jenner?" JORDAN: I said 'No, no even more than those.' He goes 'Who?' I said 'my girlfriend' He goes, [sharply inhales] I say, 'You get to date her for a day'. He goes, [Gasps] DANNY: Okay, how often do you think this friend must talk about how much he likes Jordan's girlfriend that he knows like that like - DREW: That's his go-to? DANNY: Yeah. "Who's the person you would want to be with most in your entire life?" DREW: "Yeah, who's your absolute dream girl?" DANNY: "Oh your girlfriend. Yeah the second you're out of the picture I'm gonna swoop that up right away DREW: "And if I need to step in myself to get you out of the picture, I will." JORDAN: My best friend, Taylor, will be dating my girlfriend. I don't even know if you earned the best friend title because it's the first time you've been in my apartment and I moved in here November 2nd DANNY: Are they even friends? DREW: Yeah, I dunno, I mean, technically you're not my best friend because I just met you a couple days ago I thought he was gonna be like "Because you've never been to my apartment before." and the other guy would be like "No, I've been here before - when I was having sex with your girlfriend." Drew: "Yeah, I've been here, just you weren't here" Jordan: Step 1 - couples eat food. So, we're gonna go out to food. Y'all can sit next to each other and I'll sit on the other side. Maybe you guys want to share a pasta? JORDAN:Give me the fucking keys you already took my first girlfriend. Don't take my other one JORDAN: Can y'all just get in the fucking car? DANNY: He's so mad at them immediately. DREW: Yeah, as if it's their fault he's making them do this video. DANNY: "Yeah, fuck you guys!" DREW: "Get in the fucking car!" DANNY: "It's not my fault you guys are dating for the day!" DREW: "Hey, stop doing that." JORDAN: You guys really both sitting in the back? TAYLOR: Yeah, you think I'm just gonna make her sit in the back by herself? JORDAN: Oh no, of course. Oh, yeah JORDAN: My god, I will take that. DANNY: I don't know where the dog comes from either They didn't have that when they were walking to the car. He just pulls him out. DREW: "This is in your car!" DANNY: "You need to clean out your car man!" JORDAN: Wait, so y'all are dating? Alright, cool. Kiss her on the cheek then. Yeah, babe, let him kiss you on the cheek if y'all are dating TAYLOT: 'Babe'? Excuse me are you talking to my girlfriend that way? JORDAN: Oh, my bad. DANNY: See, and then there's like creepy parts like this that's like: "Alright, babe if you guys are really dating let them kiss you on the cheek." DREW: "Yeah, prove to everyone watching that you're really dating!" DANNY: It's just such a weird thing. In any other circumstance besides like being an influencer this would be so fucking weird. DREW: Every time you came to Orlando to do something and you were like, "Can I sleep in your bed tonight?" But to them that's just like the joke of their friend. "Oh, you want to kiss my girlfriend!" DANNY: Yeah, like if I was always saying stuff like, "It would be a real shame if you got into a car accident and left Amanda all alone" "But at least I would be there to comfort her." Like that would probably be weird. DREW: Yeah. Yeah. I almost exactly like that. DANNY: Or saying something like "If you got some horrible disease like of course I would be there for Amanda if you - you know - couldn't be there for any more" DREW: Because I died of a disease? DANNY: Yeah or if you were just in the hospital for a few days. DREW: Yeah. Yeah something like that would be weird DANNY: I would never say something like that. JORDAN: I'mma be straight with y'all, I'm a confident ass man to let this happen TAYLOR True. Actually, you are. That's why we're best friends. JORDAN: Yeah, thanks for stealing my girlfriend DANNY: "I gotta be honest with you guys... I must be confident as shit right now" DREW: "Yeah, I just gotta let you guys know how secure I am" DANNY: "I must be pretty secure if I'm ignoring all the signs that you guys totally want to hook up with each other." DREW: "Yeah, and if I'm going out of my way to tell you guys that definitely means I'm pretty confident" DANNY: Mmmhmm! JORDAN: Challenge number two - you guys just woke up. You guys just got dressed Okay, and you're about to head down to the parking garage. Jordyn left her shoes in the parking lot, right? JORDYN: I always put them in his car the night before. JORDAN: So, she doesn't want to get her feet dirty JORDYN: So I go like this! Act like I don't have shoes on. JORDYN: No, baby hold! Okay, take me to the car please! JORDAN: This backfired, I fucking hate that. DREW: That's a great sound-clip to edit in somewhere. "This backfired" - he could say that every minute basically. DANNY: "I didn't expect him to hold hands!" DREW: "Yeah, I thought they were just gonna do homework or something!" DANNY: "Sitting next to each other - what's going on?" "I never do this with my girlfriend!" DREW: Yeah, you find out that he's never kissed her or held her hand. DANNY: Yeah, he didn't know what boyfriends are supposed to do. So that's why all of this is backfiring for him I guess he's also learning why his girlfriend likes his best friend so much DREW: Because he actually knows what a relationship entails DANNY: Yeah, and he's hot DREW And he's cuter, yeah JORDYN: Take me to my car, please JORDAN: This backfired, I fucking hate that Challenge number three! Challenge number three! I don't like that one, I don't like that one. I like the thought of him carrying them off and then Jordan going behind the corner and they're just like making out on the floor And he's like, "Oh." DREW: "Okay." DANNY: And they're like, "Get lost!" DREW: "Hey! You're still here?!" DANNY: "I'm trying to make out with my girlfriend!" DREW: "This is my chick!" JORDYN: I left my phone in the car, can you go get it for me? JORDAN: Mhm. Yeah, go get it. JORDYN: Can you hurry?! DREW: Hey! That's Taylor's girlfriend! DANNY:Taylor comes back in he's like, "What the fuck's going on in here?" DREW: "She's still my girlfriend for the next seven hours!" DANNY: "So for the next six hours and fifty-nine minutes, I'm gonna beat your ass for kissing my girl!" DREW: What about the other minute? DANNY: "Probably kiss my girl." JORDYN: I missed you. This has been a very uncomfortable day for me. DREW: Awe! I kind of feel bad for her. "This is very uncomfortable for me. And you never and you never consulted me or asked if I wanted to do this. Yeah, I mean this is a very one-sided thing It's like I'm gonna let my boy sleep with my girl for a day and the girls just like, "Huh?" DREW: And I'm like, "Hell yeah." And also the whole time he's behind the camera giving them orders so she never really has any control JORDYN: [inaudible]...can you go down and get it? TAYLOR: All the way down stair? JORDAN: Yeah, yeah, it's all the way down. It's actually back in at the car. Come on let's go get it for her. JORDAN: Make sure you get your shoes on, too. You got all your stuff? JORDAN: Get the dog, too. Make sure because I don't want her to be lonely. JORDAN: Yeah, and just come bring her close to me. It's backup. Is that your phone, camera? Make sure you get your phone, your camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah. DREW: This is kind of just turning into 'bossing my best friend around for a day' DANNY: "Take my girl out!" DREW: "Pick her up!" "Set her down!" "Don't touch her!" DANNY: "Pick her up, kiss her!" "Don't touch her! DREW: "Get your hands off my girlfriend, and kiss her and fuck her, and don't you dare lay a finger on her!" DANNY: Okay, you know who would be really good at this challenge? DREW: Me. DANNY: Brent Rivera. DREW: Yeah, Brent Rivera. Brent Rivera. DANNY: What did you mean 'me'? DANNY: So, this title confused me because it's "Letting My Best Friend Date My Girlfriend for a Day" but 'Girlfriend' is in quotes So, who is this girl? BOTH: "letting" my "best friend" date my "girlfriend" for a "day"? DREW: It's been four weeks. DANNY: Like, "Two people I've never met have been dating for months and I've decided to make a video about it. DREW: "I've been following them around the whole time." "And I've got a lot of juicy footage" BRENT: Welcome back to my YouTube channel. So, today I am putting the "Breva" relationship to the test I am gonna be letting one of my best friends... DANNY: "My girlfriend "slash" crush "Uh, she doesn't really know who I am. DREW: Yeah, she's a "girl" DANNY: "friend" "Human" "I'm going to let my friend date my dog." DREW: "Letting my Best Friend Date ... Someone" DANNY: "Finally! Thank you! CALEB: I don't know if I can do this, Brent. BRENT: First of all, Caleb, it's not you. CALEB: Oh, because if it was me she would fall in love with me. BRENT: It's actually... CALEB: Alan?! BRENT: Yeah CALEB: Alan has a huge crush on her. He talks about her all the time. BRENT: That's exactly why I'm using Alan. Alan, like, literally talks about her every day. He's like, "Where's Eva?" Oh, is Eva coming?" Like he has like the biggest crush you can totally tell. DREW: Oh, so that's a theme in all of them is the best friend they choose is someone who's secretly - not even secretly, but madly in love... DANNY: ...with the person's girlfriend. It's so weird how every time the video starts it's like, "And here's the best friend who's going to be dating my girlfriend." And he's like, "Finally!" DREW: "Finally, my dreams are coming true!" Yeah, you got to work on your friend dynamics. Don't let your friend fall in love with your girlfriend. BRENT: So, I'm gonna go pick up Alan on the way to Eva's. Let's do it. Here we go [Whooshing Mouth Sound] [Load, Upbeat Music] Aye! Oh! BRENT: So, we are at Eva's house now [Chuckling] DANNY: Well, that was nice. A little mini music video to transition. DREW: "I got - I got an idea on the way there." DANNY: AYE! DREW: OH! DANNY: What is that?! DREW: I don't know. I just hope it's not copyrighted. DANNY: No, I'm pretty sure it's one of the, like, YouTube music library songs. DREW: Yeah, no self-respecting, real artist would write a song that dumb. AYE! OH! DANNY: What's the name of that song? I gotta get that shit on my phone. DREW: Oh, it's the letter 'A' and the letter 'O' BRENT: So, we're at Eva's house now. ALAN: He still hasn't told me what's going on. I don't know why I'm here. BRENT: Okay, so we're actually filming a YouTube video today. ALAN: Oh, YouTube. You didn't tell me that! DANNY: "You're filming a YouTube video?! Since when?!" DREW: First he's confused why he's there then he - he knows it's for a video. "Wait, a YouTube video?!"" DANNY: Yeah, and also he's pointing a camera in your face. So, what did you think it was for? ALAN: YouTube? You didn't tell me that! Wow! BRENT: With Eva where you date her for a day. ALAN: I'm going inside! BRENT: Oh, now you want to film! ALAN: Baby! I'm here! BRENT: Oh, no. This is going to be a long day. DANNY: "I'm doing a YouTube video about Alan dating my girlfriend. DREW: "Okay, but I didn't want to do that sooo..." DANNY: And also I'm not your girlfriend. BRENT: What's going to happen is I'm letting my friend here One of my best friends date my crush / past crush / (like) girlfriend You know, honestly we still don't know what we are. DANNY: "I still don't know if you're my crush or my past crush. Or my girlfriend. We haven't figured out if you're my past crush or not, yet." DREW: "I can't decide if we are currently dating or if I am not interested in you. So here's my friend." BRENT: So, what do you lovebirds want to - Stop! Don't do that! Aye, aye! Move your arm! ALAN: What?! No, I'm not listening! [Inaudible yelling] DANNY: See, the thing is they're not dating so it doesn't even make any sense for him to be like, "Hey! Stop that! Stop it!" DREW: "Keep your hands to yourself, young man!" DANNY: "Get your hands off my crush!" DREW: "If you're going to touch anyone, touch me, your best friend. DANNY: If they're not dating you can't be like, "Get your hands off ... that girl." DREW: You see a couple walking down the street, holding hands. "Hey!" DANNY: "Hey, she's pretty to me so you can't touch her!" DREW: "I would like to date her, so don't!" BRENT: Wait, you guys are both going to sit in the back? So, no one's going to sit up front? ALAN: How am I supposed to hold her hand if she's sitting up there, Brent? BRENT: Stop! ALAN: How do I kiss her? BRENT: I do not like this! DREW: So far this video almost has the same script as the other one. "Wait, you guys are sitting in the back seat?" The only thing missing was the dog. "Hey, you gotta clean your car more!" It's like an anaconda. DANNY: "Brent!" DREW: Woe! Put this in the front seat!" BRENT: I do not like this. I feel like you guys are going to do stuff back there while I'm - [Strange Organ Music Poorly Edited to Cover Copyrighted SpongeBob Audio] [Like, at the very last millisecond, you can hear the narrator finishing the word 'later'] BRENT: Okay, we are here. DANNY: That was a weird cut. [Strange Organ Music, again] DANNY: DAHHHH-DAHHH-DAHHHH! DREW: Also... [Strange Organ Music Repeated to Acknowledge the 'er' at the End of Said Music] Danny: "...er" DREW: "DAAAH-DAHHH-DAAAHHH" DANNY: "...er" DREW: Why is that so funny? DANNY: I don't know, it's like why didn't he cut put the sound of the entire clip and just put music over it DREW: Or why put music over it? You already had the song. DREW: "...er" DANNY: Alright, it's not even that funny. DREW: Why is that the funniest - [ORGAN MUSIC] BRENT: Break it up! Break it up! ALAN: What can I do? Like, I'm not even supposed to kiss her now? EVA: Yeah, what can we do? BRENT: Alright, you guys can hold hands. [GROANS] [There's No Music Playing] DANNY: I don't know what's going on there. DREW: Like Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Alright! I think it's over here! DANNY: This is - this is what couples do. ALAN: Hey, Eva. Will you marry me? Ah! What is - ah, my God, Brent! Why?! BRENT: So Alan ordered this spaghetti. DANNY: Oh, I guess he stopped the proposal by spitting on them. It looks like they forgot about it now and they just went back to eating. DREW: "Will you - UGH! - Oh, our food's here." BRENT: Alright, Alan, are you ready to go? ALAN: I'm staying the night. BRENT: You're not going to stay the night. ALAN: It should be up to her, not you! BRENT: Alright, Eva. What do you want to do? Do you - EVA: Yeah, he can stay. BRENT: No! We are going right now! [Alan Protests in Background] BRENT: We are leaving right now! That's it, the challenge is over! DANNY: Yeah, I like how Alan was like, "I think I'm going to stay the night." and Eva was like, "Yeah, I think he can stay the night and Brent is like, "No!" "Absolutely not! No two friends of mine with sleep together." DREW: "No one will stay the night with anybody, we are all sleeping alone!: Danny: "Mhm, or with me!" EVA: Later tonight you can come back to my place and, like, watch a movie. ALAN: And cuddle? EVA: Yeah, and we cuddle. ALEX: I want to be in this video now! BRENT: Alex, you're just jealous because I didn't pick you to do this. DREW: "Wait! You're cuddling with my twin?! I want to be in this video now! DANNY: So, the Dobre brothers did this video also, but, um, it's really boring. BOTH: Because it's a Dobre Brothers video. MARCUS: Lucas is letting my date his girlfriend for a day, so - DREW: "So you know what that means." DANNY: "So, you know what that means. I've got to cover my hair in my own spit." MARCUS: You better watch out. LUCAS: Why? MARCUS: Because I'm going to come in with the sneak attack - AH! DANNY: "I'm gunna AH!" DREW: AH! DANNY: Fucking scratch your girlfriend! MARCUS: Is she about to be here? LUCAS: Yeah, I think so. MARCUS: Alright, do I look good? DREW: Yes. DANNY: No. MARCUS: She's coming, she's coming! LUCAS: Oh, yeah. I see her. DREW: "Oh, yeah. I see here because our entire house is made of glass. DANNY: She's eleven feet away, I see her!" DREW: Oh, that must be her! Right outside. MARCUS: Hi. GIRLFRIEND: Hi. [Disgusted Squeal] LUCAS: Really? MARCUS: What?! GIRLFRIEND: Ewwww! DANNY: Everyone's just immediately like, "Woah! Woah! That's too far!" What if they just end the video right there, like, "Okay we're not doing this anymore." DREW: "This got weird!" And Marcus is just like, "What? I though I was supposed to be romancing her." DREW: "All I did was kiss her hand." MARCUS: I got you something. GIRLFRIEND: A flower? A rose. Oh, wow. DANNY: This girl speaks in two word sentences. BOTH: A flower? A rose? Oh, wow! LUCAS: Basically I'm letting Marcus date you for 24 hours - or at least a day. GIRLFRIEND: I didn't know that was happening. DANNY: He's explaining it to her after she showed up so no wonder she was so confused. When she opened the door and her boyfriend's brother kisses her hand! DREW: Yeah, he's all dressed up. Alright well, I think that's enough of watching the exact same video over and over again. Trends like these are always weird to me because it's like, one person will do it and it'll blow up and all these other channels will be like, "Oh! That's such a good idea, and it'd be even better is I did it! The exact same way. DREW: And didn't change anything DANNY: And added nothing creatively to it DREW: But it's different because it's uploaded on a later date. DANNY: On my channel, and not theirs. Alright, well thanks for watching this video. If you want to watch the video we did on Drew's channel then head on over to Drew's channel. And if you want to get tickets to our tour make sure to head on over to WeAreTwoDifferentPeopleTour.com We've added three new shows. Chicago, Indianapolis, Austin Texas. Alright, if you're new here and you're not alright subscribed, be sure to subscribe and turn on my notifications to join "Greg". We're the fastest growing army on the internet. DREW: And that's my name! DANNY: Yup, this is Greg. Greg Gooden. DREW: I'm Greg Good'n! Thank you, Mia and Tina for turning on my notifications. You are truly Greg. I'll see you guys next time with a really interesting video where I challenge Drew to a duel. But we're going to decide in the end that violence is not the answer and we're going to start a charity to raise awareness. DREW: And then I'll kick your ass. DANNY: Yup! Bye! [Outro Music] DANNY: [singing] What about us? BOTH: [singing] What about everything we've been through? What about trust!
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Channel: Danny Gonzalez
Views: 7,658,397
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Keywords: danny gonzalez, funny, commentary, comedy, hilarious, react, reaction, cringe, reacting, awful, letting, my, best friend, date, girlfriend, for, day, 24 hour, challenge, drew gooden, couple, third, wheeling, with, your, own
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Length: 20min 9sec (1209 seconds)
Published: Fri Jun 28 2019
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