- This video is sponsored by Squarespace. Hey guy, welcome back to your channel. Remember, a few years ago, when life hacks were starting
to take over the internet and they would range
anywhere from pretty useful to how much free time do you think I have? Well, lately life hacks have
been evolving so chaotically that I'm actually kind of scared now. Like, I don't know what it is about this egg spray contraption, but watching it makes my bones hurt. There's such a menacing aura here. I feel like no one should be
able to wield this much power except for me. (eggs squelching) I'm making eggs. So, anyway, after eating my delicious and nutritious breakfast, my brain pooped out an idea for a video. So I went on Twitter
and had you guys send me some of the most bizarre life
hacks that you've seen lately. And today, I will be
sitting down with my wife, who's been asleep for
the past three months and we're gonna be trying some of them out and then ranking them on a
scale that I came up with. Let's do it. (upbeat music) Hi, oh. (upbeat music) Hi. Are you gonna put that
glass pumpkin on your head the entire time? - It's ceramic. - Oh, it's ceramic, equally breakable. My point still stands. - It's fall, I am allowed
to wear this on my head if I want to. - Okay.(laughs) You're right. I just hope that you don't have to nod or feverishly shake
your head at any point. 'Cause these life hacks are pretty bad, you're gonna wanna say no to them. So, as I discussed in the intro today, we will be ranking some life hacks. Some of them, we will be
testing out ourselves, some of them we will not be because they're just total abominations and no one should
attempt to recreate them. So my scale for this
will be extremely useful, good but way too time
consuming, didn't work, what the fuck, and never talk to me again. Would you say that you
eat a lot of pistachios? (water burbling) Well, 5-Minute Crafts has
come up with a brand new way to enjoy pistachios
without all the hassle. (upbeat music) - What are they watching? - I think they're watching
this life hack video. (Drew and Amanda laughing) - Yes.
- Oh, I did it right. I get that, like, to eat a pistachio, you wanna have a second
bowl to put the shells in, but like, you already
need one bowl for this. Instead of cutting off-- Who thought of this? - I'm all for re-using stuff, but-- - Not in this way. I've already burned myself
making one of these videos, why not slice a finger
off while I'm at it. - Well, I always feel like we should say, don't try this at home, but we're literally doing a tutorial that basically is telling
you to do it at home, and they don't have any warnings. - Mm-hmm, it's made for at-home trials. Not that you were gonna do this anyway, because we're the only people
dumb enough to attempt this, but you know, it's worth saying. - Did you even measure it?
- No, works perfect. - [Amanda] Still need this cup though. - True. Now it's going to have
pistachio residue in it. My closet's gonna smell like-- - [Drew and Amanda] Nuts. (Drew laughs) - [Drew] Does it have
to be that exact shape? The thing is, it doesn't
matter how big this hole is, because you're just opening up the side to use the entire rest of the container. So this could just be
the size of a pistachio and you squeeze it through every time. - So where do you store this
when you're done with it to use it for next time? - In the laundry room, next
to your regular detergent. - Let's make a little door. - Yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? Nuts. (Drew and Amanda laugh) All right, dig in. (chewing nuts) - [Drew and Amanda] Mmmmh. - Well, I forgot about the phone part. So maybe we'll just put that there. (Drew and Amanda chewing) - So, you go over to your friend's house and you see them eating pistachios-- - They have pistachios on
the couch, and you're like, no, stop, I have a better way. You dump out a full thing
of laundry detergent-- Well, when you think about it, how long does it take to get
two bowls out of your kitchen? Days maybe?
- Months. - It could be months. But this only took us
about five minutes, so. - You can make like a bird house. - Or a squirrel catcher. (Amanda laughs) Put nuts in as bait.
- Git him - And then we feed him to Bem
Bem. So here is the next one. (upbeat music) ♪ We pick up the pieces and start again ♪ ♪ Don't give up, we're holding on ♪ Yeah, it looks a little, so far. Don't worry, it takes a left turn. ♪ For what it's worth,
I'll try to change ♪ ♪ We can fix our broken hearts ♪ - Wait, why did he cut
a hole and put it there? - Because, it's romantic. So obviously I'm not gonna recreate this because we're already married, but let's just say hypothetically, I was going to propose to you, if I did it like this, what would you say? - No.
- Okay, that's fair. I'm gonna say, never talk to me again.
- Never talk to me again. - So this video is 5-Minute
Crafts on Facebook, it's called, How To Survive
Into The Wild For Urbanites: Vital Hacks For Sudden Camping. You know, when you find yourself-- - We gotta go camping, now. - Suddenly, I'm camping. (upbeat music) When you're suddenly camping
and you're not prepared, you might accidentally step into a puddle, but there's a solution. (upbeat music) Yeah, now that's whole thing. - Oh, how do you take that off? - Well, I guess we'll find out. (upbeat music) - Why do I gotta do this? - I guess that's a good point. Well, I've lost all
flexibility in my foot. So if I would have to run quickly away from, say, like a bear-- - Yeah, you probably
shouldn't keep this on long so you don't lose circulation or anything. - Now it looks stylish, of course, and it's very hard to
walk in, but the test, the real test is going to
be if my sock stays dry. Let's see what happens. - Uh-Oh, stepped in a puddle. - Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Alright.(sighs) Now, take it off. (upbeat music) Yeah, now my sock is all wet. (Drew and Amanda laughing) - It is. So you still get wet feet and wet socks and you have to put on
and take off duct tape. - But we'll always cherish
the time we spent together. ♪ I will remember you ♪ - That one just didn't work. Duct tape is good for many things, a makeshift shoe is not one of them. - So, remember when we
went on that long road trip a couple of years ago
and we would take turns sleeping in the car, but
it was so uncomfortable? 5-Minute Crafts has come up
with a brilliant solution. (upbeat music) ♪ Hey now, honey ♪ ♪ Second hey now, honey ♪ I like how the last
shot makes it look like she's the only one in the car and so she drove all
the way there like that. - I don't even want to try it.(laughs) I can just tell you, that's so unsafe. - Yeah, I don't want to try it, but for the sake of the
experiment, I think we have to. Well, it's not great. I can't really see, and it hurts my neck and my face is getting really sweaty, and it's not really making
me want to fall asleep because of all those things. So, I would say don't do this. - Big no for me. - So this one, probably
not gonna try this one out, but just had to share this with you. ♪ The world outside only made me numb ♪ ♪ 'Cause I just wanna be here ♪ ♪ In our hometown ♪ - You shouldn't have a hack for safety. Like, why spend thousands
of dollars on a life vest when I can just make my own? - Because you might die, and
the human life is priceless. This one is somewhere in between WTF and never talk to me again. Maybe never talked to me again, just because if someone tries to do this, they will never talk to you again, because they're going to be drowned in the lake that they were swimming in. (upbeat music) (Amanda sighs) - Little trickier than we thought. - This is definitely a two person job. So I'm going to have you make this, so that you can squeeze
it when you're mad at me. - (laughs) Exactly. Almost there. I can feel the stress
melting away already. And then when you're done with the empty bag of marshmallows, you can put a ring in there
and propose to your girlfriend. Hey, we may not always see eye to eye, actually, I can't stand you, but will you be my wife? So far so good I say, it's pretty cool. (Amanda laughs) - Here's another life hack. - And then pop it like a pinata and all the kids get the
marshmallows off the floor. It's not too bad. But we have to try the stress test. Honey, you left the
toilet seat down again. You know how hard it is for
me to have to lift that up and put my hands on the gross little seat and get pee pee all over my
hand, and all over the seat, and all over the ground,
and all over the wall. That's probably the best one so far. - Yeah, I got to eat marshmallows. - So that is gonna go in extremely Useful. (soft music) I don't know if this is
true or not, it seems wrong, but I also don't know how else
you would make apple juice, so.
- This is how they do it. - In the farmland. I froze some last night,
pulled them out this morning. - I don't wanna touch
them, they look so cool. - Well, we're gonna have
to do more than touch them. We're going to squeeze
the crap out of them. (juice pouring) - What is that? - The liquid coming out is very white. I think it's just like the
condensation from being frozen. - It smells like apple juice. - Yeah, it does. All right, bottom up. (intense music) Kinda tastes like apple juice. (Amanda sips) All right, I guess we'll be
squeezing the rest of these and filling a whole carton of juice and then selling it on
the side of the road. But if this is how you make juice, it's not really a life hack, it's just explaining how to do it. - So, it's just a messier way to do it. So I guess that's a life hack. "A life hack is just a
messier way to do things." - That's a really good way to describe all life hacks, honestly. - Good, but time consuming. - Now, if there's one
thing I hate, it's robbers. I hate people who rob and commit crimes, but I also wanna have
a key outside my house that's available to anyone,
my friends or my family, who I need them to stop
by if were out of town. Not that we literally ever go out of town, but this is a hypothetical scenario. But, if you just put it under the mat, people are gonna find that. Those robbers I was talking about, they're gonna find it,
they're gonna break in. Or they're just gonna unlock the door, they don't have to do any breaking. - I guess they're not
really breaking anything. - So this is an interesting twist on leaving your key under the mat. (upbeat music) So yeah, you put grass on a key basically, and then you stick it in your-- You seem intrigued. It's not terrible. The person who sent this to me, said, "How to lose your own keys on purpose." (Drew and Amanda laughing) - Yeah.
- Yeah, cause when they zoom
out, it's like, uh, shit. You're spending like two
hours on your hands and knees trying to find it. I don't know if any of these categories actually work for this, cause it's not time consuming. Well, maybe it's time
consuming if you lose it, and it takes you two hours to find it. So, just for it being good,
I'll go ahead and put it there. (upbeat music) ♪ Spinning like a broken record ♪ ♪ For a player ♪ - No! - I like the perfectly positioned
woman in the back is like, (gasping) which, like, you know, points
out the absurdity of this. It's like they're
admitting if you do this, people are gonna look at
you like you're crazy. - So she just drops her pants, and-- What is she paying for? She just stops in the middle of running and pulls her pants down and
just pays someone off screen. - I'd like to continue
running outside.(laughs) - Who just accepts the
money, no questions asked. - Well, wouldn't you? This seems trustworthy. Hell, I'll put it in my pants. What do you think? I'm kinda thinking, WTF. - Well, I would say
never talk to me again, but if you're giving me money
while you're doing that. - [Drew And Amanda] I'll talk to you. - So we'll say, WTF. So then, finally, this
one is going to require probably the most work. (upbeat music) Ooh-oh, these pictures suck, pa! (upbeat music) High five. Sorry about bashing your head in earlier. I don't know how many oranges
we're gonna need for this, but I got four, just in case. I forgot they were round. (gentle music) Do I look good? - Yeah. - Why did you hesitate? So, I may have to like lay down for this? Do I look like a model? - Yes. - Why did you hesitate?(laughs) (gentle music) This is a bad time to tell
you I'm allergic to oranges. (gentle music) This is awesome.
- What would you rate this? - Without even seeing the picture? - [Amanda] Yes. - Well, I would say extremely useful without seeing the
picture, but I don't know how bad it's gonna look. - [Amanda] How's your experience? - Uh, it smells like oranges, like a lot, and my face is kinda wet. (bell rings) All right, moment of truth. I have a giant mark on my forehead now, but it'll be worth it because this will be a very good picture.(laughs) - Do you like it? - They look great. I look so good. (laughs) That is our definitive
tier list, I suppose, of 2020 life acts. - Well, you put them in the categories, but they're either dangerous,
wasteful, absolutely absurd, one percent of them are decent. - I mean that's kind of just
the general rule of life hacks. - Yeah. - What was that you said earlier? - A life have is just a
messier way to do things. - Very well said. Well guy, Gooden family
signing off once again, wishing you a happy birthday.
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on the run from the law, long story, but if anyone
asks I wasn't here. I'll see you guys next--
Omg did Drew post twice in the same week is this a dream