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GOOOOOOOOOBIE

👍︎︎ 8 👤︎︎ u/xGalaxyy 📅︎︎ Oct 08 2019 🗫︎ replies

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- [All chanting] Gooby, Gooby, Gooby, Gooby. - Hey guys. Well, it's the day you've all been waiting for. It's Gooby day. - Yo. - Yeah. We made that video where we reacted to all those trailers and we said, "Guys if you want us to watch Gooby, let us know." And you all said, "Please watch Tall Girl instead." - And we said, "No, no, no, no, no." - We're watching Tall Gooby. - We're watching Gooby. - Tall Goob. - So we're on tour right now. But today is Gooby day. Get tickets, if you want to see us on tour, we got a lot more dates left. But the most important date for us right now is today. It's Gooby day. - [Narrator] Take my neighborhood. It's good. Very good. One one end, there's Hot Dog Park. That's what my mom and I called it. - They call it Hot Dog Park because they have hot dogs at a park. (laughing) That's what my mom and I call it. - Willy? - Dad! I didn't know you were-- - Bob. Jack Dandridge. - Setting up the most classic troupe in any kid's movie. - Business dad. Business dad too busy for son. - I just got all this paperwork. - But at least maybe his mom has time for him, right? - Yeah, well of course, she must. - Jack, we're gonna have to get these down to the city registry by 5:00. - [All] Oh no, he's got a business mom! - Our new house, Willy. Our dream house. - No! - But he's not gonna live on the best street ever anymore! - We're two minutes in and the only thing he's described is how much he loves his neighborhood, and now they're gonna live somewhere else?! - Oh no, I hope he's still close to Hot Dog Park! - [Willy's Mom] We're moving today. - But you're wrecking all my stuff! - Unbelievable. Six weeks we've been dealing with this. - But those are my battle planes and my models and this is my amulet of fire. - He's describing the stuff he has, they're gonna bring the stuff. They're putting stuff in boxes to take to the other house. "But this is my thing! And this is my other thing!" - Yeah, we're taking that to the house. - No! You're gonna set it on fire! (laughing) - Oh! What about him? - Gooby! - Gooby? - [All] Gooby! - Oh, he looks just like the little stuffed animal we have. - Gooby... - Get up, Gooby. - [All] Get up, Gooby! Get up, Gooby! Get up, Gooby! Get up, Gooby! Get up-- - Okay. (Mysterious Music) - It's just a house. - Chill, man. (scared noises) - Oh, shit! - [Willy's Dad] That old shed would make a pretty good fort, I'd say. - That one foot by one foot shed would make a pretty good fort, I think. - Yeah, I bet you could stand still in there. - [Creepy Voice] Gooby! (dramatic music) (disgusted sounds) - What the fuck? - The budget of this movie was $6.5 million dollars, right? - Yeah, I would guess that was about half of it right there. - At least we know there's a lot of good special effects to come, right? - Yeah! - Yeah, that really sets the tone for the rest of the movie, I'd say. - Yeah, I feel like we're gonna be seeing a lot more of those. (sad music) - [Willy] What I had no way of knowing was that back in my old house something really weird was happening. (electric zapping) - Wait, if he had no way of knowing that, then how does he know that? - First day of school. Not so easy. - Is there any troupe this movie doesn't have? - The British nanny! (mysterious chimes) - We can have it our right now, boy, if that's what you want. - What? What, is she gonna kick his ass? - We can have it out right now! - Put 'em up, you piece of shit! - I didn't do anything! - So, what we're getting so far is this kid has it rough. - Yeah. - But maybe a friend will come along and make his life a lot easier. - Yeah, maybe, but I doubt it. - Yeah, probably not. (bell ringing) - Welcome to the new school, we don't have lights here, we can't afford them. - And over there. Big Bruce. - [All] Big Bruce. - Why do you think they call him that? - Uh... - Because his name is Bruce. - Yeah. - Rule number one when checking to see if your house really has evil, vicious, two-headed aliens in it-- you have to be scientific, and you have to have the right equipment. - So right now he thinks that there's-- he doesn't think it's Gooby, he think it's a hoonie. And he's scared shitless of the the hoonies, and so he's going to try to lure one to his house. To get as close to one as possible. He got binoculars to look, like, six feet in front of him? - Yeah, and a flashlight in the middle of the day to look out the window into the daytime. - That arguably makes it harder to see. (laughing) He gets bored immediately and turns around. - Yeah, gives up after nine seconds. Well, this is hopeless. - Jesus Christ. - [Drew] Oh, he took them! - Three. (Willy screaming) (Gooby screaming) (screaming) - Gooby? (upbeat music) You're the toy I played with when I was practically a baby. - So? Who better than an old friend to help out when the road gets rocky? - Who better than the old friend to help out when the road gets rocky? - What language are you speaking, Gooby? - Gooby. - Oh, okay. - Wow! (Willy grunting) This is fantastic! Wow! - Hey! That's my space car. - [Nanny] Willy! - Gooby is making me so stressed. - Yeah, He's walking in. Oh, wow! Oh, look at these toys. Oh they break? That's so cool! - Oh I stick it up my butt now? - Ow! Ow! - Fine Mrs. Williams, just uh huntin aliens! (Gooby yelling) - He can't even direct him into a room without him knocking everything over. - You were young, so I can't complain. But I always thought you sounded like great big gobs of stuff. (Gooby gasping) - I can barely hear him is that? - Yeah. The music's loud. He's got a very thick accent and it sounds muffled too. Cause he's wearing a mask. - (mumbling) So now they're having dinner with the family and Gooby is upstairs. Still making so much fucking noise. Cause he's such a nuisance in this kid's life. - Ta-da! What do you think? - I'm not staying here! - And he's also picky too, like will is like, okay well I have to hide you in our basement because there's nowhere else to put you. And he's like, I don't like this. What's that? And he tries to sneak out. - I want to sleep in your mom and dad's bed with your mom and your dad. - Are you gonna be able to stand up in here? - Standing ups not important. Oh! What's important is NSAI. - NSAI? - No snot about it. - Well also what the fuck does that mean? No snot about it. There's no, not here. There's no snot in here. I love this place there was so much snot in the basement - Gross. (grunting) - Oh my God. - He's just making a mess. - All right Gooby. I have given you a place to live. You did not like it. Now. I'm giving you free food and you like, none of it. - [All] Bleh! - Pass me one of those hot dogs. - There. You know, I never did this before. - Never hidden a mythical beast in my kitchen. - I'm kinda nervous. - I don't know. Maybe there's something I could do to make you less nervous. - Ever seen this before? - Bleh! (laughs) - What? - What! - Ever seen this before? - [All] Bleh! - No, No one's ever thrown a hot dog at my face. - Yeah. No one's ever bitten a hot dog and then thrown it like a grenade. Like they're pulling a pin of a grenade. - What do you think my life is like Gooby? - [All] (laughing) - He's kicking the (laughs) He's kicking him. (belching) (fart) (laughing) - Oh god! What the fuck! - Ugh stop it. (imatating burp and fart sounds) - Why didn't it just cut to the next scene? - That was their big bonding moment. - Him farting. - Yeah. This is what makes Gooby worth it is he'll throw hot dogs at you and then fart in your face. - Ever have of those moments, when you realize right off the bat that your teacher is really weird? this was one of those moments. - You ever have one of those relatable moments where you noticed your teachers kind of weird. - Like he got up and looked surprised like - Oh there's Oh, there's kids in here what the hell. He's such a weird character. He just wants people to know that he makes books and he wants to be a famous author but he's also a teacher. So then Will comes home, and they've called pest control services which makes him a little anxious obviously because Gooby's a pest. - Yeah. They're called slug-a-bug. - Gooby! - Who me? - [All] Aaah! - I knew that was coming and it still scared me - I'm scared of bugs and rats. (screaming) (screaming) - Gooby is so dumb and bad and unlikable. And there's nothing good about it. - I don't know if they did this on purpose too. But his costume looks so gross. Like all of this furs like matted, it doesn't look he doesn't look like fluffy. Like you'd want to give him a hug. He looks like, he smells like shit. - He looks like a stray Gooby. - I hope there's like a makeover scene where they like, give him a shower make him look all nice. - Let his hair down. - Take off his glasses . Give him some lipstick. - Suddenly he's hot. (upbeat music) - Aaa! - I'm riding my bike. Looking left and right. And not forwards (screaming) - He's learned a lot from Gooby it seems. - Yeah falling down. - Ta-Da! - My space kart! - So you mean to tell me all these parts were already in the garage. - Yeah Of course - All, the wheels. Did he manufacture those from things he found in the garage? - Yeah. Well he took them from the car that was in the garage. - He took a car and turned it into a little less functional car. - Continuing his ways of being a nuisance. He's like let's ride the go-cart down the Hill and it's terrifying and they almost die. (screaming) (unsettling music) - So Gooby was already a big problem when he was home alone all day. Now he fucking comes to school and stands outside a wall that is just windows. - Whoa! - You hear my farts? I'm farting out here! - Guess Who Hello! - Well, you're already here. He's like, jumping as he's already getting to him. - Sorry I didn't see you were already here. (grunting) - So something about the way he's dressed and the way he's yelling right now, he looks just like Winona, Ryder Holy shit. Especially in stranger things. His name even is Will, which isn't the name of her son. - What made you think you could come to my school? What made you think you could come out? - I was out of marshmallow cookies. - So he's like on the cusp of ruining this kid's life and his excuse is well, I ran out of food to eat. Gooby Sucks. He is the worst thing. - He's the worst companion for a lonely boy. - I was mad at Gooby, but I knew I'd get over it. - I knew I'd come crawling back to Gooby. Just like I always do. - That's when he got his great idea. - Stuff I need, lots cooties lots. - And that's his big idea. His big idea is that he needs cookies. - Gooby what are you doing? - Ugh, shopping. - He's awful. - He's wearing sunglasses as if that's gonna fucking hide him. - I mean, that is pretty decent of him. Cause his eyes are one of the creepiest parts of him. - And somehow it looks less creepy. - It kinda looks cool. - You didn't seem like you would like to help me anyway. So I figured it helped myself. - The point is that - The point is I could do whatever I want. - I'm gonna fucking lose my mind. - I'm going to strangle Gooby. - He's like a toddler. - Bleh! - What are you doing? - Don't worry. I'll save to ya. He'll never take us alive. - Don't worry I'll ease the suspicion. - Oh, he just disappeared. - Back to my job. - He floated away. (upbeat music) - Oh whoah whoah whooah! - So now the teacher knows that Gooby is real and he wants to take a photo him. - But he has to pull out his camera take a photo. - And he's never held a camera before cause he was holding it upside down. (upbeat music) - The chase scene, this like nine minute chase - Whoah! - Whoah! - What the fuck? (laughs) - Lets go, go, go! - And now he's laughing. (laughs) You know what I was blaming a lot of the problems on Gooby but Will is as much to blame the fact that Will keeps forgiving him is so frustrating. - He's an enabler for sure. - I still don't get it Willy, what makes today any different from any other day? It's October 31st. - Do we know what that means? - No. - I don't even know what months are dog. - So now is the only day they can go outside because it's Halloween. - And they do what we all do on Halloween. We catch a flick. - Yeah. We go to the movies in a costume. - Dress up in a costume, put on a mask and then go see a movie in your mask. - Where you been, you and me four days plus interests. What are you looking at? Oh, good costume mister. My uncles got one just like it. - Can your uncle do this? (growling) - Wait, what the hell? - So he can make different faces. - Oh my God. Yeah. Apparently one default surprised face and - And then a terrifying monster face. - Yeah, where his teeth are suddenly sharp as daggers. - Willie, the hot dog peed. - You. I gotta go. - So for the first time in the whole movie Gooby has done something remotely helpful. He made the bully pee and then they saw a movie with his friends and now he has friends. We're an hour into the movie. Gooby has finally stopped farting for two seconds. So he could be helpful. - And part of the way he did that was by permanently traumatizing one child. - A young boy - And probably traumatizing Will too, Will look pretty scared when he did that. - So what was that back there? - Oh, I can do that whenever I want. So don't get on my bad side. - No. It's so scary to know that he can do that. - Holy shit. You're not gonna use that on me are you? - Not as long as you keep feeding me hot dogs and marshmallow cookies. - Okay. So I'm kind of like your slave now. - I guess so. Unles you want me-- - You know I really kinda liked that. - Like what? - I like being your dad - Uh what? - I'm going to go home and have sex with your mom now. - What? I liked being your dad. - Oh it was just so we could get into a movie. - I already have a dad. No! - That's not what dads do! - Wait! Wait! Whoah, whoah! - So now the kid kind of has an in with the other kids, which is good. So he's playing soccer with them. (yelling) (dramatic music) - [All] Whoa. Oh no! - Wait did he sacrifice himself? It looked like he had plenty of time to move out of the way. - Get out of the way! Aaaaah! - I guess it never really occurred to me what Gooby did when no one was home. But, because he was home that day. Well that's when the trouble started. - Aaaompsta! - Aaaompsta! (phone ringing) - Ah! - Oh my God. He can't get out of his own way. I heard a sound I threw my sandwich in the air. So Gooby finds out that Will got hurt, I guess. So he gets in his dad's car and follows him to the business. - Which is not where Will got hurt. - So now he's at a construction site and he does what a Gooby does best is just mess everything up and get into trouble. (upbeat music) - Oh, now he's up and he steps on, of course, the one thing the crane is lifting up. - God he's so fucking stupid. I hate Gooby so much. - Look how high up he is. Oh my god. - Trust me, you don't want to be hanging over a 50 story building. - Collin beamed with a soccer ball. - Wait, what? The other kid got hit with a ball. - The kid he pushed out of the way got hit in the head with a soccer ball. - Wait did he push him into the ball. - So Willy was fine. Yeah. That's why he didn't move out of the way once he pushed him because he was pushing him into the soccer ball and then he just looked up to watch it hit his friend. - Then maybe I should go. - Well then maybe you should, especially if all your gonna do is cause trouble. - Thank you Will, thank you for saying that. - Finally you're speaking some fucking sense. - You're saying what we're all thinking. Gooby sucks. - Yeah well maybe I will. - Good. - Good. - Yeah. Bye. - Bye! Bye? - I'm not sad. You can't play sad music to make me sad. I'm finally happy. ♪All alone tonight. ♪ - Will is alone every night. He doesn't sleep in the same bed as Gooby. - Oh I miss Gooby's warm fur. - His hot breath on the back of my neck every night. - Gooby! - Why does he have to say Gooby every time he pops out of something? - We know it's you. - I guess your not mad at me anymore, eh?. - I was never mad at you. - They finally realized they're bad for each other. And then they spend one day apart and they're like we can't live without each other. - So we're going to venture into the forest together. Where we have no one but each other and get lost and they spent days out there and finally Goobys like, I'm just so hungry. He's looking at Will. And Will sort of fades into a hot dog in Goobys eyes. Never seen this before. I'm so sorry. - So predictably they're lost. They're in the woods and the parents look for them because he's a child and he's gone. So they go and look for him. - This is where my dad lived when he was a boy? - Think I know why I came here Willy. - Wait, I think I know why I came here. - So it's some sort of higher calling higher path. - He didn't know. - So the dad must have lived there, what? 20 years ago. - Yeah at least. - And it looks like it's been abandoned for 50 years. - Hey cool, It's like a secret doorway. - Willy! - Holy shit he just fell through the floor. - The broken floor because it's so dilapidated. - Gooby! - Willy! - So Willys still hanging there and for some reason Gooby, doesn't pick him up. - No. - Like Gooby is a monster with amazing strength. He was dragging Willy across the store but he's not able to pick him up from this pipe. So instead the dad has to show up - Goobys more there for emotional support which he's also not doing. - Which he doesn't do any of. - Yeah. Goobys just gone. Goobys gone. - The second this happened and Willy ended up in real danger. Gooby just fucking dipped. - If I didn't know any better I'd say Gooby was trying to kill him - Yeah for sure. - I think I know I brought you here - Because of the loose floorboards. (dramatic music) - Goobys plan was to put him in life-threatening danger so his dad could save his life and they could bond over it. - Right? I guess so. I feel like they could have done this in a lot easier of a way. Like maybe Gooby could have organized like a family get together and like helped them all build a tree house. - He had to force trauma on him. - Why wouldn't you call the fire department before you called me? - Sir, we didn't call anyone. - [All] Well then who did? - What the? - I was the one that called you. This is your secret room. Isn't it? Where you came was little boy. - Eww! - You were there? - I watched the whole thing. - Yeah. Maybe they could have rephrased that line. - A boy needs a dad. - So the dad's not at all spooked by the giant monster. Cause it's like, well you were a toy as a kid. Now I'm an adult. So it makes sense. You'd be an adult too. - Yeah I guess I sort of forgot about you but you must've grown up too. How's it going dog? - Well its official guys, Rollys cousin is a full partner, and I am on sabbatical. I gotta warn you though. We'll be tight for a little while - Why did the wife not react at all. She's just staring. - I want a divorce. - My heart belongs to someone else. - There's another man. - There's another Gooby in my life. - Willy! - Goob, what are you doing here? Where have you been? - Willy do you remember what you said to me the first night we shared? You said you're strong. That means I'm strong too. Remember? - He has been strong this whole time. Gooby you're the one who's a little bitch. (dramatic music) - So now Gooby is going to go terrorize this poor little girl. - So Gooby's purpose is to just go from kid to kid and fuck with them. - Yeah. - In the hopes that they somehow miraculously just learn how to be better. - That's what a Goobys does. - Fuck with them so hard that they have no choice, but to get closer with their family to get away from Gooby. - But, we need to be together Gooby. - And he's sad? - No be happy. - You don't need Gooby. - This is a good thing. - Gooby needs you. - This is like an abusive relationship where he's like falling in love with his captor. - This movie should be called Stockholm syndrome. - Literally. That's what's going on. - Well, at least the other girl is going to have to go through this now - Excuse me, is this yours? - But I didn't drop anything. - Well, will you do me a favor then? - Throw this in a fire immediately. - It's the only way to break the curse, please! - Gooby may have gone on, but he left me with all sorts of stuff. - And now he's gonna recount all the things that Gooby taught him, which from our vantage point was absolutely nothing. - How to be a friend? - Yeah how to be a friend? Hey drew, I'm your friend. Where am I going to stay tonight? And what am I going to eat? You mind if I throw food all over your kitchen? You know like a friend do. - A friend is just dependent on someone else in every facet. - Where we belong, isn't a place. It's with each other. - For Shaw, who is Shaw for Shaw dude. - [All] (laughing) - That's the editors reaction to the whole movie. - [All] For Shaw. - For Shaw dude Well, okay. So it was a weird movie, but it had a happy ending because this kid is free from Gooby. - It's almost like I'm playing. Wait, what's going on. ♪When you're not with me ♪ - A musical number? - In front of Eugene Levy? - What? Are they in an alley? Where's the girl? - This girl got rid of his ass right away. She was smart. (upbeat music) - So this movie costs $6.5 million, - [All] and made $3,000. - Hey, that's Gooby for ya. - That's Gooby for you, you guessed it. - You guessed it. - For Shaw. - I don't know about you guys but I'm suddenly craving a hot dog. - I'm craving a hot yeah. - Oh, Hey. Before you guys do that I was actually going to go work on my website. - Are you seriously gonna do this again? Do you want to turn your camera off this time? - Or I can't hear you I gotta go work on my website. Going on tour has been a lot of work, but you know whats not a lot of work? Making a website with Squarespace. Squarespace. 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Thank you guys for watching it with us and thank you to Gooby for existing. - You ever see that before. - No, and I never want to see it again. - If you guys want to see us on tour we got a bunch of dates left. Click the link in the description. Wearetwodifferentpeopletour.com Yeah. I hope to see you guys here and if not that's okay too - And make sure you subscribe and turn on my notifications to be truly greg. - And soon as you press subscribe button and become a member of Curtis town it's the best place to live in the world. And I'm the mayor and you have to be nice to me.
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Channel: Drew Gooden
Views: 5,217,489
Rating: 4.9709735 out of 5
Keywords: drew gooden, comedy, funny, lol, commentary, reaction, vine, drew gooden vine, road work ahead guy, parody, rant, danny gonzalez, kurtis conner, collab, movie review, bad movie, movie commentary, gooby
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Length: 24min 16sec (1456 seconds)
Published: Mon Sep 30 2019
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