Pitbull's Awful Lyrics (w/ Drew Gooden and Kurtis Conner)

what's up great welcome back to my channel this of course is another episode of mr. 305 this is kind of a cool place to sit sit back like this with my boys and then my boys so I'm sure most of you know we're all on tour right now traveling across America performing our comedy show and in every city that we can while driving around we spend most of our time on the bus we've been listening to a lot of pitbull every day yeah pretty much every day we're just bumping pitbull back and one thing that we've come to notice is that a lot of his lyrics are either really [ __ ] up or just don't make any sense so the first one I think I pointed out this is a really popular song when we were in high school I remember this playing it like prom and stuff I believe the lyric is give me everything tonight because we might not get tomorrow it's basically a song about life we have to have sex tonight because you might die so we have to make you feel so good tonight because you might die tomorrow has like a million songs yeah first off I really like the way that this song starts me not working hard Yeah right picture that with a Kodak better yet go to Times Square take a picture of me with it Cody made the first line and ended it with Kodak and then was like [ __ ] what runs with Kodak mmm no think about it literally nothing yeah so instead of changing the first line I'm just gonna make the second line also end with Kodak so me not working hard is that that's the first line may not work hard you got yeah right yeah because it's not true you ever seen me not working hard you better take a picture of that with a Kodak or better yet actually go to Times Square as long as you're taking a picture of me with a Kodak camera guys I'm happy I'm a happy pitbull boy in Time Square sponsored by Kodak I saw an article somewhere that said that that actually was like a sponsorship with Kodak or pitbull was doing like a deal with codec at the time cuz there was like a billboard somewhere of him with like a Kodak camera so that was yeah and he doesn't want you to take a picture with a kodak it's a picture of him with the Kodak oh you can use any camera to do so you can take a picture with any camera buddy like a pit bull with a code you can use like a Canon or Nikon let's get to the weird lair tonight I want all of you tonight give me everything tonight for all we know we might not get tomorrow let's do it just remember people bumping this song so hard absolutely it's such a Yolo song like let's just do whatever we want tonight and not worry about consequences but the way they word it is like die planting this little seed in your head let's have fun tonight you might die in a car crash on the way home from the club let's do it tonight don't care what they say all the games they play nothing is enough nothing is enough keep giving me more you've never said everything grab somebody sexy tell them hey give me everything tonight you're right give me everything tonight robbery hey give me a mugger would have to specify the time of day like give me all your [ __ ] tonight can you wait till tomorrow no we might not get tomorrow I think we all know we're gonna die tomorrow put it on my life baby I'll make you feel right baby I can't promise tomorrow but I promise listen babe there's nothing I can do to guarantee that you'll live past tonight but I can't good very good chance sorry my hands are tied the plans already in motion my hands are tied everything I think that's just like a general rule of 2010 pop songs is that you have to say tonight as much as possible right because we don't know you're talking if there was a song about like next Thursday that wouldn't be very excited to it if you slip I'm gonna fall on top of yo girls haha but also confusing yeah you slip I'm gonna fall because I'm holding on to you what I'm involved with is deeper than the mazes baby baby granny's from Cuba and I'm an American and I don't got money like secret what the [ __ ] would you just say okay was that like me would that someone else's no that's him I don't get money like secret deeper than amazing the [ __ ] does that mean what maze is it when I'm involved with is way deeper than the mazes I have in my basement that you're gonna have to escape right what is he involved with like a pyramid I don't get money like Seacrest usually rappers do they rap about how much money they have yeah much more money do they have the one person but this person is like I don't have as much money in secret okay so this is from a song with JLo I think it's on on the floor or yeah tonight on the floor something like that badonkadonk is like a trunk full of bass on an old school chevy seven trade donkey dog yeah she's got a donkey dog her butt looks like a donkey's ass Trey's on that donkey ass it's furriness she's got a little tail all I need is some vodka and some chunky cone winch on keko keko yes I've never heard that in my life does he mean junkie code this coke is chunky chunks cocaine in the lyrics that's capitalized like he's talking about the brand code maybe he means cherry coke can you just another word for chunky watch [ __ ] gon get Donkey Kong haha so what do you think he's talking about their [ __ ] gon get Donkey Kong gonna throw barrels I think he's talking about her blood right her butt is a seven trade donkey dong and watch that [ __ ] gonna get Donkey Kong you know in Super Smash Bros when you like winds up to punch that's who's gonna do to her but I'm gonna wind up and then he's gonna stand there for a little while teammate yeah and then ruin the moments right Donkey Kong that seven trade don't say no more get on the floor he is a robber say no more yeah meet me at the hotel room meet me at the hotel room meet me at the hotel room meet me at the hotel room and then forget about your boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room you can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel room so he just keeps saying that over and over I think he just says it first long as he thinks it'll take you to get to his hotel this just seems like a really creepy Chan meet me at the hotel room meet me at the hotel [Music] do you like that freaky stuff too in the Oh kinky stuff you nasty no I'm gonna put one in all the vowels for God's sake AEI oh and you you nasty but I like your time yeah you're so nasty you want me to put two in your eye yeah this is so gross these are euphemisms technically but it's still so obvious and the euphemisms he's using the things he's describing with his euphemisms are so discussed it's yeah it's more gross than just saying the actual thing that you want somebody made why yes my stinky don't worry I'll hold the yo give me that sweet that nasty that sweet sweetness yeah that thing that is oh so sweet oh just so beautiful and sweet and so nasty repulsive piece of delicious candy yeah a lot of these are from this article I found that are like the top 10 worst pit bull lyrics you could take this one it's about a donkey ass again watch one of his music videos and all the girls just are dog I like these girls I know those are not girls right those are donkeys aren't human you got an ass like a donkey that is a donkey okay mommy got an ass like a donkey with a monkey - but mommy got a big one for a big butt and one red little buddy the next makes it make lesson somehow mommy got an ass like a donkey with a monkey look like King Kong so just King Kong look like a donkey with a monkey does he want a girl whose ass looks like King Kong ultimate woman [Laughter] just destroying us also saying a donkey with a monkey looks like King Kong yeah I don't think he's ever seen King Kong well maybe he's just liking Kong he grabs the girl and then climbs up the building so maybe the donkey with a little monkey welcome to the crib 305 that's what it is with a woman down here yes the woman down here yeah hey be quiet these lyrics just I feel like they're written for people who just don't even listen to the lyrics of sunrise like if you found the most die-hard pitbull fan and read than this they'd be like I don't know what he says but I know it sounds cool and he says and the mama is like wow and the booties like bang bang bang bullets coming out of that booty booty shot me comes up with the most creative like ways to describe booties look like King Kong donkey with a monkey with the most creative ways to say nothing no say nice does he know what I think if I ask my four-year-old nephew to write a song about it but he would come up with a similar thing but hole like a donkey bang bang bang and then to make it more confusing I don't bring sand to the beach bring the beach to the sand so I was confused I never realized beaches like [ __ ] like I bring the girl to the sand yeah then I was like wait hold on you don't bring sand to the beach no one brings sand to the beach this is a potluck everyone's gotta bring a little bit of iOS I was just showing up with like wheelbarrow to the beach I'm always already when I go to the beach oh there's not gonna be enough Sam bring my own okay so beaches [ __ ] like girl yeah so then you say yeah so then it's like I don't bring sand to the [ __ ] is that what it's like what does he would you be walking around the club just throwing sand in your eyes so you can't see on creep ears so you can't hear how creepy I sound now let me look at your budget it look like a Tom can but now that there's sand out I don't play touchdown everywhere everywhere everywhere I don't play baseball but I hit a home run everywhere everywhere many countries and cities I can't pronounce which is saying a lot for pitbull cuz he's very smart yeah you can pronounce a lot of things as far as I can tell and in Lebanon yeah the women are bomb and in Greece you've guested the women are sweet so yeah well hold on first off in Lebanon yeah the women are bombed there's a little annotation here I was like is this supposed to be based on something and so I clicked on it Lebanese women are known to be very beautiful Lebanon also has issues with bombings oh my god why would you see bigger they are the harder they fall this biggity boys ad ad dog yeah I'm just I'm a diggity dog and I'm looking for a diggity donkey you say she won't but I bet you will she says she won't but when push comes to shove and I start pushing and shoving her she will yeah pitbull can be very persuasive when your partner round and round end of the night it's going down one more shot another round end of the night it's going down that's my previous things about us lyric says he'll say one thing and they don't like go and say a couple other things and then go back to the thing he said before it makes it more creepy every time it's really trying to emphasize the fact that it's going down I think every every lyric he has is a threat basically to a woman yeah you better watch out is a pitbull fan look like I picture my ex-girlfriends mom like 20,000 times yeah the more I think about it I feel like pitbull is hard rock Nick if Hard Rock [ __ ] actually became famous I had a pretty good time analyzing these pitbull lyrics what did you guys say well I'm glad one of us had a good time that was awful alright well thank you guys for watching if you're new here make sure you subscribe and turn on my notifications to join Gregg thank you to Curtis and drew for being in this video check out their channels and I'll see you guys next time with a really interesting video where all three of us go skydiving let me go let me go let me go let me go tonight yo scream house let me go help let me go help let me go stop kidnapping me she was just a lady not a care in the world

Channel: Danny Gonzalez

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Keywords: danny gonzalez, funny, commentary, comedy, hilarious, react, reaction, reacting, awful, drew gooden, kurtis conner, pitbull, lyrics

Id: 4d-oUkwcIwY

Length: 15min 23sec (923 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 21 2019