The most sus youtuber

hey dog you get some ice cream it's only a spoonful youtube has always been about catering to a certain audience whether that's people that adore you so much that they want to find your home address this was his plan all the uh gamer audience guys i'm not schizophrenic i have schizophrenia usually you cater to a certain demographic and that community comes in droves but what if you cater to a certain community under false pretenses you did a little bit of trolling and semi-sarcastically embedded yourself in a community taking the disguise of just a normal youtube channel in popular children's game team fortress 2 the spy can have a knife called your eternal reward if he gay men someone with that knife he instantly takes their place this is exactly what the person i'm going to be talking about today does and his name is arcade craniacs i've been investigating him for a long time but whenever i have a good lead the trail goes cold he's always been one step ahead this was the latest bit of evidence i could find wasn't that kind of where we saw him though i don't know what was that you see why we have to take him down he's a menace not even the humongous characters are safe from him i've contacted youtube many times to get him shut down but they leave me on red and now i know that it's up to me and me alone to take him down [Music] arcade craniacs is a weird specimen it's like an alternate reality of youtube that crashed into our timeline the channels run by a couple edward and nikki or as i like to call them crackhead sneako and woman i know there's like tons of children's channels out there that everyone clowns on we've got jstation the dobre brothers the list of people that make saturated thumbnails to strain children's eyes so they click on the video is unfathomable but that being said arcade craniacs is different just uh take a little look take a little glance at this clip it says you guys it literally says you are sauce and there's now craniacs does a very important thing they tread the fine line between genuinely trying to entertain underages but also being ironic this is something most children's channels just don't even bother with you know they'll go google at the screen the baby applauds and then they get their paycheck simple as like just look at this video they did a couple days ago ordering among us potion from the dark web at 3am that is like every single buzz word that these kids channels use now if you don't know the person to popularize this like among us 3am thing it was n a productions and i just have to say for that like ratio jesus christ i s the fact that you have the willpower to go on you god damn psychopath guys if i spin this fidget spinner now what arcade did was yoink that video and actually make it funny you know you've got all these cringe intros where they show a gift card or something you don't care about only a small percentage of you are subscribed so if you could it's totally free and if you despise me and hate my content you can unsubscribe and then flag my channel later before the video starts guys i need you guys to like the video you guys i need everyone to try to like the video with your knuckles only two percent of the whole wide world could actually like the video with your knuckles so try it right now on the count of three seconds okay three two one [Music] hey your little sassy vodkas are gonna make me act up everything everything about this it's [ __ ] perfect you've got the stuck preset text phasing in look like it's a filthy frank video and you know the fact that he stole hank schrader's bit as well don't lie to me walt [Music] i love how overproduced that sound is it's like divine thud but 800 decibels louder you could compile about 50 different vine sound effects and it would probably still be quieter than that sound effect so then he drinks the humongous potion and it takes about you know 30 minutes from to transform because if it was instantaneous the video would be about 15 seconds long and edward the male co-host of the channel makes the brave sacrifice to protect his girlfriend and lock himself away oh my god you guys pray for my little blonde boyfriend because i don't know what's happening to him you can tell it's a bit like she's smiling when she's speaking i didn't even care about a second take feels like a blooper reel of breaking bad or something [ __ ] that was that was the most shoehorned in breaking bad reference yet no it's not that time in breaking bad where like the man does the thing edward are you in here you know what someone really needs to punch out jake paul i mean he keeps like battling people who aren't even legit boxers why is this rent like just cut away from the plot to talk about jake paul is over here because i'm really scared imposter or not i want to see edward already i like how that's the least intimidating thing i've seen in my entire life it just looks like a gigantic jelly bean you know the human mind is like afraid of spiders and stuff usually because like their legs are sharp and jagged this is the complete opposite it's a [ __ ] build-a-bear ew big stupid jelly beans what are you doing what are you gonna do are you gonna vent are you gonna vent just like my dad did in 1998. what what kind of joke is that that's not a joke the seven year olds are gonna get come on man reminds me of portal 2 when uh one of the characters tells you that you have no family and mocks you for it and then a news company did a report on it and they referred to everyone as gamer yeah i bet he was shocked and really surprised by something like that yeah no idea particularly because this is a game that builds itself as educational bean counter said i couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair did it anyway ramps are expensive i didn't know what to do i still don't know what to do neil staples still can't believe what he heard while playing the video game portal 2 with his 10 year old adopted daughter zoe all right fatty adopted fatty fatty fatty no parents did you hear that dude all this was just a prank you you do know that it's not a prank anymore because the impostor was here and he was sexy oh my god is she wrong though i mean officially not not my opinion officially the searches of among us or higher than overwatch when the game got released like jelly beans hello do you see anyone i don't know what happened i have a water bottle what about it i could do a water bottle flip look at this i would like a report on the amount of drugs circulating that man's system it's all about sending a message batman a message of irony but first money in my bank account come on i i just really need some you guys i got a scratch on my tesla and now i have to buy a new one excuse me sir have you seen this mobile game hey man can you uh can you give me a minute i'm just i'm on the phone to my pregnant wife real gamers never get pregnant take this random phone i found installed with tap titans too bro her water just broke like why would you do that i'll do much more than that if you don't help me shield this ad read tap titans 2 is an epic rpg with over 20 million downloads that's nearly the entire population of australia and as we all know australians are hardworking individuals and take their leisure time very seriously you play as the ultimate swordmaster trademarked copyrighted working to defeat the titan menace that has taken over the world oh my god it's it's like that show with the the smiley people but it's it's really not with a dedicated progression oh my god it happened again honey what's wrong man follow me sponsor that's right with a dedicated rpg progression system you can unlock weapons armor and ancient artifacts as well as cupettes looks a little dog i found it my wife silly man you were never married you were kidnapped and brainwashed with the budget we had left over for this ad read you were never married but but the baby i i remember i remember that's all the cards i've 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diamonds for free with diamonds you can buy some titan chests dust for clan raids and or crafting shards for legendary gear to start your journey into madness [ __ ] oh hi there i was just playing tap titans 2 very cool very swag very epic download now now now now tune in next week where i go into a nursing home and convince the local drug lord to put a pipe bomb in his wheelchair for a funny epic tv [Applause] how to hug him try to hug them wait wait wait wait have you seen candace candace who's candice why don't you mean what's candace mean i love how we've entered like that level of irony like the post-humour irony that 2015 memes are now being dug up from the grave and weaponized do you think 12 year olds have any idea what these nuts mean yeah uh they also did another video on a chungus drone catches imposter from among us at hollywood sign parentheses he came after us so scary [Music] did he die you guys we just been notified that the imposter whoa there buddy buddy you got a license for that stuck lightning effect there wait do you see me right there look we're going down right now you guys yeah there's people right here are they looking for the imposter too should we go say hi to them or something leave them alone man like only in la would you leave your house and be scared of being harassed by youtubers with the drone i just love like how calm the uk scene is in comparison like you've got ksi's crew that eat a burger or something and then tommy in it going to a tesco that's it like the clothes oh no way you guys that literally is damn positive for monkas well he looks kind of nice though right yeah he looks kind of cool i don't know i think he needs to do a task what is he doing oh did he wait wait wait what happened to him did he die is he okay you guys we need an emergency meeting or something see the problem with these videos you're making a dangerous combination you're baiting children to watch your content but also presenting it in an ironic way i could just see it now you know an old person collapses they fall down the stairs the grandchild comes over oh my god granddad did did he vent what tasks were you doing i was taking official supplement that sounds kind of sucky but i'm i'm going to call a meeting yes son please call the emergency services no granddad i meant like call my friends on discord and you know see who's us they also have this weird meta comedy where they'll just include other youtubers in their videos usually controversial ones you guys he's literally on our back what and he's watching james charles there's more characters in this universe than the avengers films he's making me watch david dobrik apology videos no one cares about youtube apology videos especially david dobrik i love this content man it's great because the seven year olds watching this the jokes will just go straight over their head but you know adults it's like when you go to take your kid to a film and there's like an innuendo joke that makes the parent laugh nobody can just i said that like we're all parents or something i don't know why i worded it like that relatable am i right now this ladies and gentlemen this is my special treat that i have saved best until last do not watch elmo movie at 3 am he came after us right now i have a ouija board right in front of me with two candles i love how when you've got like legitimate paranormal investigations you've got like a night vision emf reader spectral analysis uav care package technical nuke all that stuff but youtube trumps that market again with a man in a dimly lit room with two candles and funny letters on a board and it's right behind me and i'm gonna show you right now let me get it right now look at this guys don't open i know that they just made this package for themselves for the video but like could you just imagine the concept of some poor postman in cargo shorts you pick up that package and you don't understand how many violations you're breaking just by touching it look at this guys don't open there have been letters sent to the government laced with diseases that were less suspicious than this it's my elmo doll it finally came you guys i got this haunted elmo doll on the dark web by the way just because you got it from the dark web does not it doesn't guarantee it's haunted [ __ ] do you draw a pentagram trying to draw a pentagram for this [ __ ] guys you won't believe this i bought this book from the dark web on ninja at 3 am let's see what's inside you guys you guys the the devil wrote the pentagram and then my name is and then he said i avoid paying taxes you guys it says when you put the elmo doll on a ouija board with candles at 3am and you have to play the elmo movie and he will come to life i knew a guy who played the elmo film at three in the morning and had a ouija board you know what happened to him copyright strike from warner media what a terrible way to go okay guys we have the snacks we have some pepper farms classics from christmas we have chips ahoy we have chips with no sauce like because we're ghetto this is what i love about this channel like they they include the most inane stuff that makes zero sense danny devito pillow why the only thing i know him from is him playing himself in hercules and then the funny trash man bit from always sunny salsa but that's fine because we have the movie ready oh yeah speaking of that little haunted demonic plush yeah um i think he totally forgot what he was even doing and his girlfriend just had to remind him i genuinely love this channel like i think edward is a complete brainlet and a loose cannon and nikki helps keep him on track elmo you know watch elmo's party time what the hell what how did i have the elmo voice you could literally hear her laughing what would you mean you didn't know that you could do that kind of voice elmo is like one of the most easy to replicate voices in existence i thought people only spoke in one tone of voice wait why are you talking like that [Music] could you imagine if he was genuinely having some kind of mental breakdown i've spent the past 10 minutes mocking a man for having a manic episode why elmo's not there anymore oh my god you guys she was legitly right there on the ouija board what why is with the added reverb it just reminds me like one of those scenes in a video game where like a grenade goes off or something [Laughter] edward and would talk to me talk to me what's wrong [Music] what's wrong with you i feel if you presented this in any court of law this man would instantly be found guilty i love the fact as well that elmo this beloved childhood mascot just turned him into a complete dribbler i did a little bit of digging on arcades channel they have actually been around for a couple years initially starting off going to arcades hence the name rk croniacs and fishing for prizes and you know some of these videos actually got pretty decent views okay the security guard just left i really thought he was gonna get mad because i was recording and i thought he was going to kick us out but no he was so happy man and then after that they moved on to like you know general challenge type videos but then on the 29th of june 2020 they struck gold uploading a video at the chuck e cheese arcade video we're at chuck e cheese arcade and this week they have filed for bankruptcy the video wasn't even that different i mean they just went fishing for prizes at chuck e cheese and the video itself did semi-well but that then spearheaded them to move on to the conspiracy videos and this is when the real views came in you know there was a lot of mystery about children going missing in chuck e cheese hence why like you know stuff like five nights at freddy's was so popular and these videos juiced they got millions and millions of views what and the thing is they have been completely open with this from day one and they haven't tried to hide anything dude we made like 20 videos we made like 20 chucky cheese videos and the thing is anyone would do it if you see you're making millions of views you're gonna do it get annoyed by uh other creators on youtube when they make videos about us and they're like oh they used to make be humble and make arcade videos until they discovered the dark side of the algorithm like bro do you not know that a whole pandemic you know like honestly i i don't blame them at all more power to them they had to stop what they were doing because corona shut down all the arcades so they'd either let their channel die or you know transform into something else you know they're not that much better quality wise than j station or n a productions but they do have that droplet of self-awareness so you know that's why there's compilations of them everywhere like some of them have hundreds of thousands of views they are genuinely entertaining people so yeah that's all i'm going to say on them uh they funny they make me laugh they make me smile this video was sponsored by 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Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 2,952,381

Keywords: the worst youtuber, the best youtuber, the most sus youtuber, comedy, funny moments, commentary, pyrocynical, arcade craniacs, acradecraniacs, 3AM, sus, imposter, try not to laugh, challenge

Id: sIn9bALwz34

Length: 21min 13sec (1273 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021

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