I paid $2000 to meet morgz

needs no introduction he's the dark timeline of children's entertainment i don't mean children is in oh look at me i'm in my late 20s playing fortnite or minecraft i mean look at me eating this specific kind of food for 24 hours today we're eating the souls of the children for 24 hours now morgs is a household name in the five-year-old community he's got a strong following of over 10 million subs you know everyone in his family has a youtube channel his mom has one that's very close to overtaking mine we won't go near any of your expensive fancy clothes his stepdad has a youtube channel as well called bald martin i forgot about the ships we've forgotten the crackers he's even got this child that he's kidnapped called mini morgs like seriously what's with family friendly youtube channels and having a mini-me version of themselves but even though morgues has so much influence he's done so many events i've never actually met him in person but what i did find out is that morgs announced his own event you know how it's his own event because it's called morgz fest his ego is actually that big the ultimate family fun day out with morgues and his apparently uh your mother is the squad now when me and mom go tesco's squad roll out featuring the world's largest inflatable course the labyrinth challenge morgues vs mom live stage show and loads more fun inflatables and challenges throughout the day i like the part as well that says parents need to buy a ticket even if their child already has one you full well know that your audience are five-year-olds so parents are going to be coming so you will be breaking in double profit now morgs did actually create his own youtube channel for the event now there's only two videos one of them is just a generic trailer promoting the event and then there's the second one where he says the event is cancelled now unfortunately i've had to voice over this video myself because he's got this horrible copyrighted music playing throughout the whole video and honestly it's probably a deterrent to stop people from making a video on him yo guys it's max and welcome to the morgz fest youtube channel wait what he seems pretty happy despite the event being cancelled could this just be clickbait nah nah as you guys know i've been on youtube now for years i've done shows i've done meet and greets i've done every video under the sun we know you've been on the site for years morgues i still remember when you used to try doing commentary or those clickbait pokemon go videos now you're just a the children's entertainer that's what all youtubers are at the end of the day no one could lie about that me and the squad have been putting together an insane event an event that will literally go down history as one of the best youtube events ever i want you all to remember what he just said this is going down in history as one of the best youtube events ever this is not hyperbole this is his own words so for the rest of this video keep that sentence in your head next up we want to bring you guys a once in a lifetime experience so we went out and got the labyrinth inflatable course the labyrinth inflatable chords is the biggest inflammable course in the world so morgz fest is apparently a giant inflatable course you are paying money to go to a bouncy castle you gotta give him credit though he knows his audience demographic i'm only messing with you guys there isn't only a giant inflatable bouncy castle there's also this we're gonna be doing a sold out show the morgues versus mum live show so like he said he's doing a live show with his mom and from previous events it looks amazing he also promotes uh morgs fest dates at the end and he gets the dates completely wrong mugs fest is only 17 days away on the 31st of september and the 1st of august go to morgsfetch.com right now guys yes i mean right now get off youtube click that link go to markzfest.com time is running out wait what's the video called again moog's fest is cancelled okay so if you guys can't tell now i am literally at the edge of my seat i am shaking i have to go to morgan's fest so let's just take a little look at the types of tickets that you can get at the event so to begin for 40 pounds you can get general admission get full access to morgz fest on sunday to see morgs and his squad live on the inflatables oh so you can pay money to watch other people have fun sounds great [Applause] [Music] and that's not even a meme by the way i was checking morg's into the story and it's just him on the inflatables while everyone else has to watch now move over general admission because we got the vip big boys for 80 pounds this one is exactly the same as general but this time you get a front seat at the live show again you're just paying money to watch other people have fun apparently there's a vip zone as well i'm not sure what that is i'm assuming they just have a ps4 with fortnite installed or something and now for all you big ballers out there we have the ultimate vip for a 150 pounds so this one is special because you actually get a meet and greet with morgs because think about it if you don't get to meet the main talent what's the point in going and most importantly guys oh my god you get a signed poster so i ended up buying four ultimate vip tickets two for me on saturday and sunday and two for my mate matthew who was going to be recording the event i booked a hotel near the event got a train to sheffield and we sat in the hotel room and we could finally plan how we were going to approach morgs fest we arrived pretty late so we fell asleep in the hotel room i have butterflies in my stomach because the next day i would be meeting my most favorite youtuber morse so we woke up the day of the event we knew we had to get up early because the event wouldn't wait for us despite us having ultimate vip tickets don't you think it's incredible that you spent like 600 quid to watch a kid bounce around in a bouncy castle cast i don't want to go to jail now for the event there was a really strict timetable half eleven the vip members got early entry and half twelve was the meet and greet with mogs today we're gonna be bouncing on a bouncy castle by 24 hours and then at six to seven you had the live show but one thing i had to do before going to the event i noticed that in morgan's videos he's quite a hypebeast i mean he's even got his whole family a pair of yeezys now [Music] so i had to take it upon myself to try and out hype beast morgues [Music] you look like a human condom you're fired i was ready to go to morgue's fest pumped full of adrenaline i ordered an uber and then realized that uber didn't work because every single seven-year-old in sheffield was ordering an uber at the same time and at 11 morgues exclusive tour starts so we might miss some of that i am petrified so we ended up getting a black cab where we had a uh interesting conversation with the driver wait have you have you heard of this event called morgue's fest have you heard of this event called morgz fest no no bruh the one in the park yeah yeah yeah yeah the one who looks about 13. 21. well i'm just doing some camera work though he said he said he doesn't pay him money he pays an exposure so yeah no not me mate i'm i'm small after that oblivion dialogue we arrived at the event and noticed the queue of parents and kids outside the event it literally looks like a school honestly for an event that was so hyped up i kind of expected a longer queue [Music] so as you can see it's just a a giant inflatable park to kill some time i spoke to some of the parents and got their insight on what they thought about the event excuse me boss uh did you what kind of ticket did you guys buy is it the super vip the vip one is it the super super vip or just a normal vip oh fair enough okay i think so i don't know it's not really much the organization is there yeah we bought the uh super one thing it did bump us up but i guess not thank you differences you get meet and greet yeah yeah at some point hopefully yeah but then disaster struck i got an email saying that my tickets had been rejected now i bought the tickets a couple days before the event so they could have cancelled them at any time but they literally waited until the day of the event to cancel them now the first thing we tried to do was buy the tickets again but the site had locked itself out so no one could buy any tickets we noticed as well the security was giving us a lot of dirty looks either because they knew who we were or they really wanted my fake supreme poncho so we retreated back to the hotel to plan our next move [Music] now after the event wrapped up on the first day there were a lot of angry parents and like most boomers they have no understanding of self-preservation and they were just railing in on the event i am in no way type 150 from meet and greet on stage for two minutes it costs less to meet little mix and ed sheeran a little one is nine years old and spends all her pocket money on his merch it just takes the mick a bit having to pay 230 pounds just to say hello when she spent more than that on bloody shirts there's also this conversation between like i think a mum and her kid and she's like begging to go to moork's fest the parent just doesn't care and instead of having this as a private conversation they air it on the morgue's fest page also i've gone on to their facebook page and all these negative comments have been gone so is most of the posts of morgue's fest so the managers saw people complaining about the event and instead of trying to like you know sort stuff out acknowledge stuff they just carpet bumped everything evolved the only stuff that's still up is morgue's instagram posts about the event morgue's fest day one was amazing nobody came now after this we were pretty depressed we had no idea how to get into the event our tickets were declined and there was no option to buy another one but then inside a bar god had granted us passage and we were able to buy tickets again this time we downgraded you know just being humble because we realized that people in the meet and greet actually got vetted to make sure they're not us they're the same picture but i didn't want to buy the tickets on my account because they would have just sent it to me again and declined me so i wanted my cameraman matthew to buy them but the problem is he only had about 40 quid in his account and there was no way i could send him money all the banks were shocked how late it was and i didn't have mobile banking bro but then this giga chad came out of nowhere and offered to send him the paypal money if i paid him up front the tickets went through and we got our pass to get in right so sunday rolled around i got back into my high beast outfit but i realized this time when we got to the event there was no queue oh my god look the queue is forming all one child and on top of that there was a lot more security i think at one point i saw more security than children but i had an ace up my sleeve because willa knee was coming and he was also on the hunt for morgues we met we talked a bit about our game plan and then split up to do our separate things in the meantime as the queue was so quiet me and cameraman matthew being the law-abiding citizens we were strolled up to the event to try and actually get in legitimately because it's the last day and we actually haven't tried to get in legit yet but then we made the grave mistake of not reading the small print on the tickets no dslr camera any adult without a child will be removed i'm not an adult i'm still a kid i just want to see mugs now usually it's the opposite for safety reasons you know like you can't have a child at an event without an adult that's a safety hazard but morgue's fest was the complete opposite so you could have a one-year-old and if the one-year-old had the ticket that's fine go in but if you're an adult without a child jail i was kind of hoping that that rule was made so you wouldn't get any weirdos come to the event the problem is they take no responsibility for children at the event so i think that that rule was made just for us so over here we have morgs fest i see more security over there than children there's about one child for every 20 security members have you seen a more wretched hive of skull and villainy than morgs fest in sheffield so we queued up knowing we were just going straight to the guillotine we got up to security to get our bags checked it didn't go too well we get him again guys you already know sorry me oh we got tickets are we on a list that means we're special all right so not only did they know who we were but what we were planning to do as well all my time playing metal gear solid gone to waste kept you waiting huh [Music] you're right yeah i'm undercover they even caught a security van at one point uh when we were walking out yeah it wasn't that great we had to evacuate pretty quickly knowing that there was no way to get into moore's fest without legitimately breaking the law i accepted defeat morgan hudson the 18 year old millionaire had won and there was nothing i could do beneath his power and might now the thing keeping us from penetrating this event not the children not even the security guards but the fact that they're playing copyrighted music [Music] i've been here for two days no way to get in water's running low a lot of unhappy parents on facebook no matter what happens mortgage fest will be documented like guantanamo bay words word will get out and the truth will be spread but that's not to say the quest is completely over because although i didn't get into the event all the children did and even though you couldn't bring any professional cameras into the event the seven year olds with their nokia brick phones they were totally fine [Music] [Applause] [Music] the thing is what's the point at the end of the day this is just an event full of children and even if we got into the event what could we do we didn't have the ultimate vip so there was no chance of meeting morgues all i could do is jump in a bunch of bouncy castles and then probably get sent to jail one thing i do want to point out is that some mad lads uploaded a youtube video of them getting a selfie with morgues despite not paying for the event you guys are chad's bless you i'm gonna steal that thumbnail and put my own face in there so by not going into the event we could leave with our hands held high and our pockets very shallow all in all in some capacity i do respect morgs for organizing his own event despite the stupid cast of the tickets and the fact you would not let me in but morgan we will meet again and i will be ready for you you can't hide behind your mom you can't hide behind bob martin and you can't hide behind mini bogs and this is people who wanted a shout out but i couldn't get them in the video because you don't really do shout outs i wasted my weekend trying to get into a kids event what is my [Music] [Applause] you're life good [Music] if you enjoyed the video subscribe please god i'm having a mental breakdown right now [Music] [Applause] guys you already know

Channel: Pyrocynical

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Keywords: morgz, morgz fest, I paid $2000 to meet morgz, morgz mum, bald martin, going to morgz fest, banned from morgz fest, willne, satire, meme, parody, pyrocynical

Id: _IWSQ6qeXqA

Length: 17min 22sec (1042 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 04 2019