>> pyrocynical.store << Pyrocynical: Fall Guys had one mission to be the only game on the planet.. ..with more color saturation than Fortnite *1914 radio transmission sounds* But how did they come so far? How is it so successful? (not anymore) And is it true that all wolf skins are played exclusively by 5 year olds wearing Mr. Beast youth clothing? Gross Gore: She's not deaf, watch this Ellie Ellie x2 Ellie x3 Ellie x4 Ellie x5 Ellie x6 Ellie x7 Ellie x8 Ellie? Pyrocynical: All will be answered.. ..as soon as I win this round of Hex-A-Gone Fall Guys was developed by Mediatonic (a british video-game company) They made mostly web-browser games of pre-existing Franchises like Spongebob (save him) ..and the Suite Life of Zack and Cody (tears in the rain) Hey.. you remember Fable? They didn't make that.. ..but a digital cardgame spinoff! It had a very mediocre reception (very surprising) As most people wanted a mainline entry Anthony Fantano: I'm gonna have a panic attack. Hey, remember Gears of War? We wouldn't be tradin' it with you COG back-entries! Uhhhh... *laughs* I'd give you a side of bacon for her though Ohh.. bacon *gets game-ended in a mild manner* They didn't make that either! But a Funko POP! Spin-off for mobile that lost interest so quickly.. ..It's now played exclusively by spanish people abogado senior hola mi amigo breaking bad heisenberg hector salamanca Welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos Family! :D It was founded by Dave Bayley and Paul Croft while they were at university over one too many drinks and probably went something like this: Paul?
Yes Dave? How do we end world famine and hunger across the planet? Video games? Video games. And they shook hands! Installed Dark Souls 3.. ..and started pointing down at everyone Now.. Mediatonic isn't actually the main company, but a subsidiary, owned by Tonic Games but they're easily the most prominent out of all the companies under their wing but Paul and Dave weren't the brain children behind Fall Guys It was this guy! Because he came up with the title. Interviewer: Who came up with Fall Guys then?
This guy: That'd be me. Interviewer: Ahh you see! It was also this guy called Joe (Mama?) who apparently came up with the entire concept and gameplay.. ..but y'know. Who cares? Joe Nuts :D Joe pitched the Idea of a game that played like Takeshi's Castle A Japanese game show where people risk their lives for a ¥1,000,000 cash prize and the similarities are stunningly obvious *fall guy noises* How much is ¥1,000,000 anyway? Oh Jesus Christ, that wouldn't even cover the hospital bill A british person: Oi mate you got a couple of quid for the bus? The closest thing we had to that in the UK was Total Wipeout Which like most things, we stole directly from America The cash prize was slightly better than Takeshi's Castle (£3) and when people suffered fractures, we added funny sound effects on top of it! *audience laughter* but MediaTonic were too small for such an ambitious project the game had a Battle Royale system where anyone could survive (very unique) and the market for that is like Zombies in the 2010s Complete. Global. Saturation. and eventhough the game wasn't really as gritty as it's contemporaries man gimme ur jacket please
*the russian song that plays in every NFKRZ video* It still needed some financial support so they had 3 viable options Donations Religion or a Publisher Enter Devolver Digital.. ..who had more than enough equity to support Media Tonic's new IP. Before being picked up by Devolver, they pitched to about 10 different Publishers at GDC 2018 and went something like this: Thank you all for coming! Your money is uhh.. definitely important to us! We have a brand new idea.. ..that no one has ever thought of before. It'll be groundbreaking or inspiring. And it'll all be based on a totally original concept.. of Battle Royale. *bronchitis* I'm.. I'm sure they're just going to the toilet So basically you play as jelly bean people Competing in an obstacle course We don't have any concept art at the minute but look at this drawing my niece did! (She's 32) I think it's fairly accurate So basically- Guys, guys come on! It'll have microtransactions! It'll be a smash hit! *door shuts* [emotional music to evoke tears] no one will understand my burning passion to create a niche childhood game show, into a video game [man in a cardboard box rumbling the word "money"] wait.. what's that? is that.. Devolver Digital? You publish mostly indie games, right? You're like uhh.. A24, but for video games [DEVOLVER DIGITAL MAN RUMBLES MONEY EVEN LOUDER] well.. my game isn't a slow burn atmo- *loses it* I can't believe I wrote that in the script Well my game isn't slow burning Atmospheric or bone-chilling but it could make us a lot of money! [DEVOLVER DIGITAL MAN PIPES UP EVEN MORE AT THE THOUGHT OF MAKING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF BREAD] Then let us shake hands and agree to milk Battle Royale.. just a little bit longer! So Devolver gave them a ton of money and who's really surprised? Have you seen their game conferences? The Woman: That some of you may have seen on the socials via hilariously violent GIFs! (lol) from developer AliveToast Paid actor: It's pronounced JIFs The Woman: Pardon me? Paid actor: Yeah, JIFs. >this exists Development started 6 months later Firstly designing the actual characters Making them look less like Funko-POPs Roger Clark: I got some Jelly Beans :) Pyrocynical: And making the design more streamlined Where are emotion conveyed the most? Ears? No Lets get rid of that Mouth? No British teeth would never work. I GOT IT IT'S THE EYES Now originally they based the body shape of a Yeti Vinyl THE HIMALAYAS While also taking inspiriation from the game show "it's a knockout" Where people would dress up in stupid costumes The Fall Guys emulate this by each one by default, looking like they wear a skinsuit Honestly to me, they always looked like Team Buddies, it was this game on the PS1 Only 90s kids will get this ;))) But they also had some more questionable business practices.. Walter White: The other thing is we did were a bit more practical.. Like we feel like we had to really get into the head of a Fall Guy (?). Pyrocynical: They started off with a fairly small team of just a few people but as the game got bigger, so did the team growing to 30 people not much for a AAA studio but these guys were small time and they knew that they had to make something special but then.. something strange happened Fall Guys.. just ehh.. it got released? usually games are hyped up for a release with a huge marketing campaign and long unskippable ads on YouTube but Media Tonic and Devolver agreed to drop the game quietly on Steam and PS4 and slowly build up hype from there Interviewer: Can you talk about that from your perspective what kinda launch day was like? Yeah absolutely! We launched the game kind of gradually was the plan and then we'd silently release on Steam and PS4 and not mention it and hope that we could get this gradual ramp of people playing and obviously that didn't happen and as soon as the cat was out the bag people just hammered the servers Pyrocynical: but player numbers blew up over night with over a million players in the first 24 hours alone Nearly a 150k tried to play 2 hours before it was released completely tanking the servers the game was a success! and Media Tonic celebrated, the only way they knew how but how did Fall Guys get so successful? Well it has nothing to do with luck but really genius marketing If you want it to be successful, make it feel exclusive You don't want something the rest of the unwashed masses can get their hands on GIMME THAT If they just released the game, there'd be no hype And they needed a way to show it off to entice the zoomers to download the game so they got on their knees and prayed to the heavens for divine intervention And finally. The streamers answered. Funny Twitch Man: DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING? I'M GOING INSANE I mean to be fair, streamers were perfect It's kind of like watching a YouTube video but there's no actual editing And you're there live watching your favorite E-Celeb freak out, crying joy! LETS GOOOOOO or just eating a nice, warm meal by giving Beta Keys to top streamers they can advertise the game, while also giving keys away on stream So people can get Early Access into the game themselves Everyone got involved. all your favorite streamers Even Chuck E. Cheese joined in on the fun! There was a facecam, but no mic.. So half of the time you just had this rat staring at you.. ominously.. [ALL YOU HAVE IS YOUR HATRED] Even women got involved in the Fall Guys craze! (she says are you kidding me a lot here) DUDE Valorant was one of the first games to perfect this system hundreds of thousands tuned into streamers, they didn't care about just in hopes of Early Access to the cool shooty game that no one else could play (i don't wanna play with you anymore >:( ) Now Media Tonic didn't have the pull that Valorant's Riot Games did they would have Twitch Users link their account to get a Key So instead they'd just periodically hand out keys on stream They eventually started moving Key giveaways to Twitter In incredibly wholesome (100) ways Including dabs and emojis! and this was a symbiotic relationship with Fall Guys gaining more popularity from its exclusivity More people tuned into Twitch in hopes to get access to the game SodaPoppin: I'm gonna stop showing your usernames.. ..so you get less attention cause you guys obviously can't handle it Pyrocynical: So Twitch intern would promote Fall Guys and seeing a brand new game climbing in views, would get everyone's interest. This also had a side effect of streamers being sniped a lot more than usual.. as they were the main reason, anyone had access to the game Streamer: HELP All because the game wasn't publically available yet. even at one point overtaking GTA, League of Legends and Fortnite Only Just Chatting could outstand the onslaught I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT THE JUST CHATTING OHHHHHH JUST CHATTING LOOK UP AT THE SKY IT BURNS Steam had so many pre-orders, they featured the game on the front page Become the #6 Top Seller, despite not even being released yet Apart from the tactical marketing, it was released at a very good time Quarantine has been eased up in most countries but many people are still stuck at home furloughed with a lot of spare time on top of that people are becoming more and more lethargic of Battle Royale games I WON and eventhough Fall Guys is that genre It's different enough to have an incredibly low skill-entry compared to it's contemporaries that are mostly full of tryhards because the skill ceiling is so high. And the icing on the cake.. it was totally free for Playstation Plus users Every British Lady: This is only £5, so nice, such a bargain! Pyrocynical: Becoming the most downloaded PS Plus title ever People just couldn't get enough of these cute little jelly beans! (Until Among Us came out) but by so many people joining in, the servers couldn't take it constant crashing led to people leaving negative reviews which made the devs release a statement we're cuwently bweing wewiew-bwombwed on stweam >.< that's not vewy nice ._. stwop it gwuys!!!! and on August 4th the game was launched with a flashy trailer of a jelly bean buying cosmetics to get better at the game absolutely pathetic. It was a dark day for anyone with a Switch and Xbox It might even come out on mobile before either A chinese company called Bili Bili secured the rights to a mobile version Here's some exclusive gameplay: But the question remains: How is the actual game? *every fall guys lobby ever* Yeah it's.. it's pretty fun The beginning round of any g- *sigh* alright The beginning round of- *sigh* come on The begi- Alright I'm just gonna.. I'm just gonna reset my router AD MOMENT White: Dude what are you doing? Red: Nothing friend Pyrocynical: But have you heard of the amazing product that is Displate? Walter White: no *heavy breathing* Wait, where are you going? Displate allows you to put a premium poster quick and easy for any favorite media! White: Red keeps following me everywhere I think he's trying to trap me Red: I did nothing of the sort you liar! 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Thanks to Mr. Beast Who planted 20 million trees, to rip them back up for his Mr. Beast Youth clothing line But Displate can help! With every purchase that's a 100% recycleable trees are planted to support our planet just long enough so someone in Japan actually buys an Xbox Again, click the link in description for big epic savings on cool looking posters! Look they even have Big Chungus poster! AD OVER I put the router back on, did it work? Anyway.. The beginning round of each game tries to cull about a third of the 60 players Didn't make it to the end? Too bad kid, cry some more and try again These levels rely on people colliding the most and physics are a huge part of this game With so many characters being forced into chokepoints it's almost inevitable that someone is gonna fall over losing precious seconds Hilarious when it happens to someone else but horrible when it happens to you And each Fall Guy is purposely built like a Manlet Having incredibly small feet but huge arms from the gym to try and compensate for their pathetic height LITTLE BABY MAN The closest thing I can relate to the physics is being too drunk in GTA or RDR You stumble around, barely able to stand and a passing gust of wind can knock you down giving you several thousand dollars worth of hospital bills DoorDash is probably the biggest offender here copying the door game from Takeshi's Castle You have to guess which door is real and which is fake if you guess right, you have a rather large problem because you're at the front and the horde is watching you with eagle eyes waiting for you to try the next door putting no effort in and just copying you YOU ABSOLUTE LEECH and if you're part of the horde, the doors simply aren't wide enough to fit everyone through so there's a 50/50 chance you make it through or you're body-blocked and you ragdoll so much, you don't even see the finish line and when you make it through the final door you feel like a Spartan being shot with a hail of arrows because as you land, you can see the shadow of every person above you praying that one of them doesn't accidentally crush you delaying you even more by the way, the final 3 doors you're able to tell which one's real because the triangles are slightly smaller but you didn't hear that from me Whirlygig is another heavy based physics level but this one actually has an advantage get hit by a pipe at the right angle and you can be launched ahead of the rest there's also a huge risk and reward on this map with the windmill in the center moving at a very fast speed too quick for you to be able to safely move through but if you nail it, you shave several seconds off instead of going around you know what? why even bother? A hacker just joined the game and is moving at 32824398 km/s to the finish line Hacking is currently a huge problem with the game at the minute.. ..especially on PC. Experts believe that there is a direct correlation between using hacks and male pattern baldness it's so prevalent, because, at the time of recording there's no custom names making it almost impossible to tell who's who so there's no way you can track down someone's Steam profile and report them for some updoots (or Reddit Gold) they do have a reporting system but it's on an external website so chances of you filing a successful report are even slimmer! some cheaters directly try to sabotage people's games using physics based levels against the players most people would leave the game when they see someone beat a level in 0.5 seconds and if no one's watching them cheat the game.. ..why bother? it might even leave them to self reflect *sniff* So the hackers got clever playing the game completely legit and only turning on hacks in the finale some even being sneaky enough to have a slight speed boost.. ..so it's not too obvious When this baby hits 88 mp/h you're gonna see some serious (bababooey) *formula 1 sounds* WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! and some brave souls are sabotaging their own game just so the hacker has no chance of winning calling themselves.. #FallGuysEnforcers egg They're apparently aware how bad hacking is and are updating their Anti-Cheat system and I just love how they had to make a comparison to Fortnite because.. that's the only other game the 7 year olds know about and I imagine when they beef up the Anti-Cheat You're gonna have a lot of irate fathers messaging Media Tonic to unban their son Media Tonic: We banned your son for cheating on Fall Guys. Michael Ehrmantraut: That was between me and my son. Media Tonic: We have video proof of him using s- Michael Ehrmantraut: HE WASN'T DIRTY GOD DAMN YOU YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD MY SON WASN'T DIRTY Pyrocynical: The early levels can vary massively on how punishing a mistake is some of them require you to try the obstacle again on failure while others seemingly have no downside and could even be quicker than competing with the horde some of the early levels require what I call I call it that because you can shave several seconds off by cooperating But the problem is, you're not shaving time off, but people qualifing You could help a group of people but that's a group you're gonna have to compete with to get to the finish line A great example of this is Seesaw The map has platforms that shift depending on how many Fall Guys are on each side Get ahead of the pack and it's probably the easiest level in the game But that's the 1% so most of the time you're competing for balance with the majority too many people on one side and the platform (probably covered in lard) slides everyone off [pain] This truly says a lot about our society. So you have this weird relationship where people try to balance out the platform knowing if someone doesn't contribute, everyone will fall off Noble warriors will understand and try to keep balance all the underages take advantage and use your good will just to get ahead this map really requires you to follow the group if you divert, you are stuck waiting for a platform to reset, that you have no control over Yeah it's.. it's a good concept gold sticker from me :) now your Fall Guy isn't completely defenseless being able to jump, dive and combining the two are incredibly helpful especially when you need to interact with a physics based object jumping while moving on a downwards slope lets you bunny hop getting you ahead of the pack diving is incredibly overpowered ignoring any sense or force of gravity you can be falling off an edge and be completely safe by a dive, pushing you back onto the map you can also hold onto ledges to pull yourself up originally, it had some unintended side effects people ended up using this to cheat some of the levels hanging onto a ledge (which was later patched) which is ironic because.. ..that's exactly how the Fall Guy wins in the launch trailer. Hold on a minute.. is that the guy from the trailer? You are the parasite killing this game with your hyperaggression! But there is one thing that every single Fall Guy excels at. The grab. [dramatic horn] by sticking your steroid-ridden arms out players can grab onto physics objects and more importantly, other players HE WASN'T DIRTY Most of the time it's totally pointless when you grab someone you come to a standstill yourself so if you try to grab someone during a race you're only slowing yourself down too and if they grab you back, you can only escape if one of you stops so people got clever PICKLE RICK grab someone while they make a jump and you stop their airtime so they'll fall off the map if you grab someone and let go instantly, you'll only have a minor slowdown while the guy grabbed comes to a complete standstill even worse, grab them on a slippery surface and there's a chance they'll have a huge knockback either knocking them into a physics object or off the map entirely *scream of agony* You can even use your whole body as a weapon Slime climb, dubbed the best level currently in the game don't @ me YOU MOTHER(not sure what the entire word is supposed to be) *efficient desk fixing* has incredibly narrow tubes where some players stand to bodyblock people from passing but what became a rare funny occurence is now every single game as people post their epic trolling montage to Reddit! (wholesome) NOOOOO one of the most rewarding things you can do, is pull someone off that's bodyblocking More on Slime climb, it's an amazing map You have to climb vertically to the end goal, there's no timer but a sea of slime rises constantly Reminding me of Sudden Game-End in other video games It's something really nostalgic There's loads of ways to shave seconds off this map, especially with jump diving Ironically these routes, as the game got more popular, get blocked by hordes of children probably watching a It's a map that perfectly juggles risk and reward I'd love to see more maps like this in the future an ocean of slime rising is way better than a funny clock in the corner counting down Come on man.. If I wanted to play a game with a countdown I'd play Blinx: The Time Sweeper Now. Your Fall Guy being a physical presence in the game, can have its downside apart from being crushed by the masses Some maps, especially Tip Toe, use your own body against you Here you have to discover a path to the end of the level there's usually no way to bait the platforms either Once you make contact witth one, it vanishes So you have to sacrifice yourself in order to find out if the path works or not The problem is.. no one wants to make the sacrifice mid-game because if you fall off someone could find the end route, meaning you get booted out So you have this awkward cluster of people grabbing and pushing each other to force someone onto a new tile to see if it's the right one Oh what's that? You took the role of point man and found a whole row of tiles we can use? Congratulations! Your reward is now everyone grabbing you and ONLY YOU because it's your responsibility to get us to the next level *scream of fallen soldier* What's that? You held onto your tile? Well here's a random .jpg of a gust of wind for no reason and it knocked you off at about 70 mp/h Fruit chute is another good physics based map and can either be your longest or shortest, depending on RNG You're on a treadmill and have to reach the end while having a barrage of fruit thrown at you Exercising and healthy eating is a huge demand on the western world so uhh.. many perish before reaching the end. It's actually funny how there's a couple of videos trying to give any strategy to this level, like it has any use whatsoever Look dude. You're having random fruit thrown at you, there's no strategy Honestly, just stick to the sides if you can You avoid most of the fruit and the rolling log which is apparently a fruit, according to Great Britain (Where Media Tonic is based) Use the funny triangles for cover and you should be alright But what if you don't like reaching a goal? Well.. Fall Guys has got you covered! Featuring Survival Modes too zombies
>actual lip sync Jump club that pretty much is a 1-1 recreation of that game mode of Total Wipeout This one's fun and incredibly easy The problem is when one person gets caught and forms a huge domino knocking out loads of people Roll Out is similar Trying not to slide off a constantly moving platform please don't grab me [Berzerk OST plays] Block Party is the same, only the platform is stationary and the objects come towards you Just make sure not to get caught on one.. ..because if so much as your little toe gets stuck You'll be dragged off with no chance of recovery There was also an exploit where people could jump on the sides and ignore the entire challenge but uhh.. that was quickly patched thankfully.. One of my favorites is Perfect Match Fruits are displayed on tiles in sequence and then on a screen and you have to stand on the correct tile The uneducated will.. of course, follow the masses The CHADS will draw the map on MS Paint on a second monitor What's great is that you can actually bait people onto going on the wrong square by standing still and asserting your dominance THEN at the last second, jumping to the correct tile The result is the player count being halved and many broken RGB Keyboards. xQc: Do you wanna copy? It is what it is. Pyrocynical: And if you make it with all your sweat, blood and caffeinated lead gamer powder drink of your choice You might just have a chance.. ..at one of the games four finales BOO! YOU STINK! Jump Showdown Exactly the same as Jump Club except this time.. the pipes are gold? And the platform starts to collapse as the game goes on This gamemode can last 5 minutes or 50.. ..depending how sweaty people are Originally I thought the last couple platforms were always connected but they can actually be on opposite sides So some matches can be total RNG, because you have to pick the right platform to stay on.. not knowing if the branch you picked is correct or not Also uhh.. this one was temporarily removed because everyone kept hanging off the edge to be the last person standing. In Royal Fumble there's only one tail and you have to be the last person to have it before the timer ends. This mode is alright.. I mean.. it's literally impossible to catch one person on your own unless they.. fall over about twenty times So you have to work with the group to try and grab the tail which leads to a giant meetup of people grabbing each other until someone escapes But wait.. I just grabbed that guy and nothing happened! And when I have the tail someone 20 meters away managed to grab it off me? I really don't like this. FilthyFrank: Know your place. It's tied to lag compensation But it feels like you have to put in double the effort, just to win. The only thing I can compare it to is early COD game-endcams where it'd just show a guy snapping his gun towards you with laser accuracy That's because game-endcams are a simulation, not a live recording. Fall Mountain.. or as I like to call it RNG Mountain you have to race to the top to grab a physical crown. RNG because you can start at the front.. or at the very back with absolutely no control. And more players in the lobby means more bodies, meaning more physics You could be tailing someone and when they get knocked down, they knock you down in the process. When you win this mode, it feels amazing but when you lose it just feels like you wasted 20 minutes of your time, just to lose on a dice roll. Ahhh.. I'm game-ending myself x2 Now. Ladies and Gentlemen, can you please make some noise for easily the best finale in Fall Guys? Hex-A-Gone! Tiles of Hex-A-Gone vanish as soon as you touch them it still has a fair amount of RNG but still has the most strategy and experimentation out of all the finales You can try to cut off other players, forcing them down sooner or even drop to the very bottom floor to make a hole for the others to fall into. Some of my best experiences have came from this map just the pure pandemonium when someone drops
to your floor and starts eating away your tiles It's great. I mentioned this in my Far Cry 3 video a couple of months ago Games are usually at their best when they're not scripted
and stuff goes wrong unintentionally And this is easily the best example of that in a Fall Guys map BUT as fun as Fall Guys is, it does have its problems Like most games.. it's those pesky bugs. In Fall Mountain you need to physically grab the crown to win but.. some players would climb on it instead. This was quickly patched and let the devs to mock players who just thought you had to touch the crown to win. It was also possible to get knocked out the map entirely I even had a few instances where I'd get eliminated from the game by doing nothing wrong. Having V-Sync on can cause your guy to ragdoll like a G-Mod prop Landing exactly between two tiles in Hex-A-Gone means you could fall right through the floor. Even our sacred achievements aren't safe! Infallible requires you to win 5 games in a row and obviously, unless you're a demigod sweat (and you gotta have this!) it's quite challenging.. There are even people selling accounts, upwards of a $100 just for the achievement. And.. people are actually buying it. But by leaving the game, just before you get eliminated your progress doesn't reset. *spanish sounds* Having a bad game? Just quit to the menu and you can try again But why cheat? If Neil Druckmann, Director of Last Of Us II can do it! Surely anyone can.. I can just imagine like, Neil Druckmann in his office like WHAT DO YOU MEAN FALL GUYS SOLD DOUBLE
THE AMOUNT OF COPIES?! SO WHAT IF IT'S FREE ON PS PLUS?! EVERYONE SHOULD BE BUYING MY GAME! Moving away from bugs, do you guys like team-work? Well.. Fall Guys has team modes and it's uhh.. not great.. The problem is, being put in a team is totally random So.. you can be on a winning streak and have it ruined because you got paired with every 7 year old in the game. I understand why they need team games If they didn't, the hyper-sweats would win all the solo games but there needs to be a balance. There's always 3 teams: Red, blue and yellow. Lets just say, yellow team gets the short end of the stick. There's a lot of memes against yellow mostly propelled by the twitter account, ran by a 30 year old man pretending to be 24 He used to be a YouTuber who made tutorials on how to draw the Doge meme but now he manages the Fall Guys Official Twitter account! OliverAge24: Hi! I'm OliverAge24 and today I'll be showing you how to draw the most popular
guy on MySpace Do-ge Now lets take a look at my previous student Jeff got along with this Tutorial Wow! That is literally the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Pyrocynical: Two-way teams are much more managable Fall Ball plays much like a normal football match Constant cheating & a good english crowd to support the game! The only problem is you can have odd number teams so one team can have one more player than the other so that's a whole extra player, adding pressure to score goals. They tried to spice it up with different ball-types and even a golden egg
that's worth 5 points instead of 1 but, it's just not enough. Teams should always be even or at least have some kind of deep learning algorithm to make sure the extra player is the lowest IQ or highest latency possible By the way, Kudos to the people who rage quit when they know
they have no chance of winning. You will be missed! Jinxed is probably the only actually fun team game Why bother? One person on each team begins, infected with an unnamed illness and has to spread it to the other team before they lose. Cowards tend to hide in the corner but REAL men purposely get themselves infected to spread it as much as possible. The thing is.. you can't get infected until someone infected grabs you So for extra points you can grab the first infected person yourself slowing them down from getting to your team. But it's a sacrifice! I am willing to make.. My favorite thing about this mode is how many players get eliminated with half the players getting booted out after the rounds over. Back to three-way team games there reason why I don't like them is because only one team has to lose so what ends up happening is two teams will come together, just to screw over the team that's in last place. Egg Scramble, easily the worst team game ever created Is the best example in this. People have to keep putting eggs into their goal until the time expires All the eggs will be taken in the first 30 seconds. Which forces people to raid other peoples goals, to take eggs for themselves And it's usually not worth the hassle with team members camping singular eggs and others gate-keeping, making sure no eggs get out Also if a gold egg manages to get outside of the goal,
there'll be about 10 people fighting for it. It's a lost cause. Don't be one of those people. So two teams will come together to raid a single teams eggs and 2 teams against 1? Well.. they never stand a chance. This is a reoccuring problem with most team games Where you have to keep hold of an object As you could be targetted Especially if you're yellow team, because you'll be targetted.. for being a meme. Semi-sarcastically the devs even imply of deleting the yellow team entirely. Team Tail Tag is another offender apart from the tail grabbing problem of being yoinked from a different continent It's amazing how little input you actually have If you begin without a tail, go AFK until the last 20 seconds Jump an unsuspecting player and you'll win by basically doing nothing Or lose anyways because it's a team game and you'll have about 10% input that you'll usually have! At least in Egg Scramble you can try to collect and store eggs But yeah.. you've got one tail and you can't have any more input than that. I'd say you can coordinate grabbing players so other people on your team could take tails but, without voice chat that's not gonna happen and TRUST me, this game is NOT getting voice chat *mw2 lobby in 2010 noises* Now.. Fall Guys has a lot of "character" a lot of "customization" You can get skins for free by progressing through the tiers Quick run down on that People that pre-ordered the game on Steam got a.. questionable Gordon Freeman skin PewDiePie: Soy Boys! These pathetic beta males Just look how weak they are! Weaklings! Pathetic! Pyrocynical: Also Alyx as well.. if you like Alyx. The game also has DLC skins of various american delicacies Gordon Ramsay: Welcome home. Gonna show you how to make the most amazing burger and for me, the secret of a burger, is in the blend so we got chuck, we got the most amazing ground beef and a little bit of brisket. First things first.. Pyrocynical: Playing as the fries makes your chance of being grabbed goes up 5000% As children mistake you for actual food. The game had such a buggy launch Everyone by default was given a free furry skin Which was secretly used as a failsave to tell if anyone had just installed the game. So you'll quickly start to notice that wolf skins are the most grabby and get in the way. Mostly because it's probably a 5 year old who just installed the game thinking it was another Fortnite Marshmello DLC. Pigeon skins are the second most popular skins so.. these people have at least a few hours on the game. So they'll be a little older mentally and probably have some sort of hack installed. But why have skins everyone else unlocks? What we really want: Exclusivity! and that can be found in the item store! The shop works a lot like most microtransaction stores rotation of skins and emotes every couple of days And "Kudos" the game's fremium currency is easily purchasable He went into mom's purse and stole the credit card and bought Kudos AH! GOD! Parents out there! Parents out there! x2 Can you relate to this? Can you relate to this? x2 What gamers really want.. is crowns If you get that fat W and be the last person standing you'll get a single crown. A unique currency you can't buy anywhere else to buy the most exclusive skins I just want one crown. No not one crown! Look at that! They just added a Joe Biden skin for Fall Guys with it's own emote! so you better get grinding. I think it's a genius idea honestly both gameplay and marketing because the main goal is to get crowns, to get exclusive skins, to show off to others and by having a currency you can't outright buy, it keeps you coming back for each new skin drop IIIIII NEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIT But there's a problem.. an unstoppable force that can't be contained. got somethin' that might interest ya quirky brands. With the popularity of Fall Guys skyrocketing Brands from all over reached out to Mediatonic and Devolver BEGGING them to add their own skins into the game thinking that.. they can tap into the zoomer audience It all started with Walmart Gaming yes uhh.. that's a real account and they did a mock-up skin of an employee uniform then KFC Gaming joined in like.. seriously what's with all these corporations thinking they can branch out into gaming? GFuel wanted to pitch their character knowing their main consumer base sweated the game religiously. But Fall Guys, has had enough. We see your semi-sarcastic tweets! We know you all want in on our game! So we give you a proposition. Whoever has the highest bid after 2 weeks, has their skin officially added into Fall Guys and all the money goes to the Special Effect Charity A most generous offer! God bless you. Again this was another master stroke for marketing They don't need the money They're rolling in it with the item store But there's one thing money can't buy And that's clout! Which this bidding war would bring them by the ton The first brand to officially bid was
CoolerMaster with €212 and a GIF of David Bowie. This brought everyone with equity out of the dungeons. Not just brands, but game companies. Rivals of Aether donated $10,000 that's cute Then WarFrame with $20,000 E-Celebs with too much money to spend in one life-time having their ego's tilted, began donating as probably the biggest tax write-off of 2020 Sidemen donated $40,000 only to be beaten by a single cent by Tushy Which to be fair, had the best skin concept out there, lets be fair. You're probably asking: What is Tushy? Tushy is a simple, sleek, modern bidet attachment that'll clean your crusty crap cannon after you drop a few dose ickies (?) And this led to Ninja (everyone's favorite Mixer treamer) to donate the funny Reddit number who teamed up with AimLab A service which helps french people improve their aim,
so they can sweat even more in FPS games which was instantly crushed by Tushy with an additional 69 cents Days passed, with each brand and E-Celeb knowing if they can get their skin into the game they can tap into the younger generation! The 31st of August rolls around The last day of bidding with only 2 hours FGTeeV were the highest bidders with $510,000 I've increased the bid to 510k Ready? In 3... *Arthur Fleck's condition* They were a wholesome YouTube channel where a man played with his Wife's son with some incredibly attention deficit editing! and their skin.. it looks like the Nostalgia Critic We get our own Fall Guys skin in the game in 3 We show the whole world that FGTeeV is a force to be reckoned with! But then... out of the depths... came YouTubers MrBeast.. MrBeast: You can be motivated by more than one thing I'm motivated cause I wanna support my mom and my family *muffled voice*
[tongue ASMR] I'm motivated cause I wanna help other people [tongue ASMR intensifies] I feel like.. that's another misconception, you can have lots of things that drive you Casey: Absolutely. What is- What is Crohns disease? Tyler "Fortnite Ninja" Blevins G2 E-Sports and Aimlab together for $1,000,000 in the last minute of the bid FGTeeV: four dudes ganging up on one dude that's like a little tiny guy tryna hop over a fence Bruh x2 And there we have it! Four more skins being added into the game. Yet another furry skin That is really cool, it's literally a fox! A really muscular fox! It even has the tail, and it wags around! A ninja, a samurai and a bubonic plague sufferer I don't have enough money to bid this much.. but.. come on guys, look how great this character design is it screams 2010 DeviantArt How could you not add it into the game? but what's behind the Fall Guy? under the skin? well On September 23rd, our questions were answered When the Fall Guys Twitter account put out concept art And trigger-warning, it's not very pretty. It's. It's.. a success? becoming their 2nd most popular tweet on their Twitter account Their marketing team did it again! Take that Among us! Also.. they are 6 feet in height. So there's a chance you are smaller than a Fall Guy. Of course they tried to collect this later to get wholesome points :) But the damage was already done. 5 year olds across the globe will no longer play the funny fall game until they add in.. Travis Scott. With Fall Guys season 2 just around the corner, the game can only get better. Thank you all for watching! This video was sponsored by the People's Republic of China Thanks for boosting me first buddy! Thanks for boosting me first place buddy! :)
Dear god this is by far the most I laughed to a Pyro video
Only thing missing from the bilibili phone version is a vtuber but still good video
Gromit Mug
Pyrocynical
Next one would be "Among us among us".
Poggers
truly a moment meant for poggahs
"The Fall of Fall Guys"
"The game can only grow"
Nice clickbait /s
Love these game dissections and Pyro could totally do this every video and I'd be down
Petscop 2
I would love to see his take on some games like Resi 4, Mario 64, etc. He's pretty good at his dissection of games.