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check out opera gx please positivity is a powerful thing but in the modern age it's harder to acquire than ever there are some methods you can try like touching some grass putting your thoughts out on the internet acting like anyone actually cares or as youtuber dream most famously didn't quote stop taking normal pills statement so brave he won seven oscars a nobel peace prize and infinite fast passes onto any ride at disney world but now there's a new competitor of positivity and his name is darman i made a video on his infectious positivity many moons ago but it wasn't enough the happiness spread and now idiots all over the internet won't stop spouting words like wholesome and life-changing i'm sorry it is too late for me we're not just telling stories we're changing lives none of you can be happy i mean i literally have the word cynical in my name plus i'm british i mean come on like our only uk trending channel at the minute is a fat man ordering food we literally have nothing i am ready here we go now i do want to say before getting into this video i am so sorry for how horrendous the quality was in the last video [Music] actual powerpoint slideshow i like the fact as well that people only pointed that out by saying it looked about as high quality as a pewdiepie video what does pewdiepie even do nowadays anyway bro he does tick-tock reaction videos and he still gets views i tried that on my channel tanked gg look at this i don't care now i want to go on the record and say for this video in particular i do not hate darman in fact i'm actually defending him in this video the thing is i made a video on him about four months ago and you know like at the end of the day the guy just wants to make positive content i personally don't enjoy them because i'm a heartless zoomer but you know you give a five-year-old an ipad maybe it'll teach them some morals probably not but the effort's there but i will say this starman did actually call me out he made a video responding to me and like a bunch of other commentary channels darman actor quits while on set what happens next is shocking hey you're that kid from those cringy youtube videos aren't you did you see how could he go blasted [Laughter] dude you're even more cringing person they just walked up to me in the street and called me cringe you imagine that like elon musk or drake just like they got called cringe once career over bye-bye to his surprise [Music] but aiden keeps it as raw and as real as possible i love darman he's so wholesome and friendly you know what if darman gave me his bank account details and social security number i would love that guy so much more darman directly called us out annihilated us with his hard-hitting facts logic and criticism you know what i yield no more will i speak ill this beautiful bearded man and his big mansion and all this money that i'm very jealous of no more today i will be a knight in shining armor for darman and i will take on the darman copycats do you like darman do you want more videos like his so how about some clones [Music] also if you like me making video on why man bad please consider subscribing it's totally free and i have yet to have a single subscriber from the democratic republic of the congo let's change that today guys it's free to subscribe and you know what you could subscribe whenever you want subs only a small percentage of you are subscribed youtube funnels every five year old that comes on the site onto my channel [Music] where where am i why am i tired i really thought you could get away with what you did all those lives ruined i don't understand what what do you mean don't play koi with me look at the evidence do you see no what am i looking at good [ __ ] look at the ram usage oh my god you're right and what did you do to fix it i uh i i don't want to talk about that what did you do i went online and downloaded more ram online for free you downloaded a physical item for free and what was that website called scam.com yes and then your computer got a virus it did and you know what that virus did i do not look outside oh my god that computer virus broke out and spread infected a local water treatment plant turning all the normal tap water into sparkling water few survived thankfully i have a higher income so my palette was already adjusted to the change what could i have done to avoid such a tragedy you could have i don't know downloaded opera gx wait what what did you say i said you could have downloaded opera gx wait are you gonna shill another product opera gx is a browser made for gamers you can control how much ram and cpu it uses so you never have to lag while gaming and consuming your favorite media ever again opera has tons of integrations as well like spotify to listen to some classic beats [Music] twitter integration so you can find funny memes to steal and discord integration so you can send the group chat the meme that you just stole from twitter twitch as well so you can be notified whenever your favorite streamer goes live it's also available on your mobile time to uninstall flappy birds to make some space opera gx also has gx corner keeping you up to date with all the gaming news and giving you tons of customization including a dark mode a dark mode no longer will your virgin eyes be blinded by the bright white light you merely adapted the dark i was born in it yeah that's not even your bit by the way shut up i will kill you wait a minute you're me i'm you from the timeline where you didn't download free online ram you imbecile behold i can levitate read your thoughts and can hold my breath for no longer than two seconds all right anyways download product upper gx please money thank you for watch still gotta find a way to get these bindings off now i'm talking about darman copycats but i do want to preface copying videos is not bad as long as you put a spin on it but you know if the rule applied that you couldn't copy other people or like use the same idea if someone beat you to it first commentary would be dead but the thing is with these darman copy videos they don't add anything new for example you know here's a diamond thumbnail you've got that bold text on the left with a very brave caption homeless man gets dog taken away spoiled son doesn't want to do chores girl hates roommate very brave and then you've got all these copycat channels that do the exact same thing it's like the exact same formatting with every single video as well like i get it okay like youtubers and corporations we both have one thing in common that we are [ __ ] scared of dropping views so you know if someone's juicing by doing something chances are you're gonna try and copy that why do you think everyone at the start of the video is asking you to subscribe now because we see everyone else do it give me one brand of youtuber merch that has not tried to put japanese text that they got from google translate everyone copies everyone and that's fine you know like for example car adverts they're always shown that you're going on this like great adventure that's right we'll [ __ ] your wife or you know alcohol adverts that show everyone having a good time despite uk pubs being a thing [Music] i want to start off with z void studios i think they're probably the most popular dharma imitator like some of their videos get a million views like darman gets tens of millions i get that but still a million views for an imitator channel that's really good i think there's i think their first video was november 2020 meanwhile the uh the chad man been in since around june 2018 god damn i want to look at darman's first ever video before deciding to give up all your goals what if michael jordan decided to stop playing basketball after he got cut from his high school basketball team or what if oprah decided to leave entertainment because she got fired from her job as a reporter or what if elon musk gave up after he crashed his first rocket i like that comparison by the way two people who barely got their first job compared to already established multi-millionaire very fair i do respect it what would elon do after his rocket failed it probably build another one i mean that would you know shield bitcoin on his twitter what i have to say right now it'd be a little cringe so there's a video that zee void put out on the channel mind-blowing reason why this girl brings hammer to work daily now i assume because you know this is a dharma copy they talk about life experiences trauma i expected that you know she brought the hammer into work for like you know an abusive colleague or some kind of trauma from a past partner it's nothing that deep man is nothing that deep the thing is if it was that deep that would actually be a good video concept instead we have three co-workers and one of them doesn't like noise yeah so anyway what what i was saying i can't hear you speak up i'm not speaking to you huh geez what's the big deal huh don't worry i got this what's the big deal leia it's just that perfect second rate darman acting like they have no idea how an actual human conversation goes what would actually happen in workplaces i file report on woman woman then banned for server for 30 minutes i feel happy she gets told off by a bus for making a lot of noise and this makes her bring out a bluetooth speaker to start playing some beats and you know what i respect that world war ii fighter pilot japanese mentality if i can't be happy no one will like she's not only throwing her job but everyone else is as well okay if we get it like let's just go back to work okay sorry but no that ship has sell like half an hour ago i'm just having my fun what about your rent i get paid monthly so oh wait so like if i got paid monthly to work in an office space that gives me the ability to spam lady on my beats pill all day well you know what guys youtube was fun i think i've been here long enough i'll catch you guys later all right i got i got some beats pills to play [Music] do you think that maybe we were too loud after all not a chance she's the one that started this war and we're gonna finish it come on we've been at it for a while now it's only getting worse let's just talk to her and work this out like normal people absolutely not the moment that she plugged in that speaker was the point of no return there's no way i'm giving up now just a reminder these are people that work in nine to five just letting you all know in case you didn't get that yeah but they are just scheming each other's downfall these are like four-year-olds in a sand pit not people that work a nine-to-five office job but remember how dark man would give you like these heartbreaking stories like a homeless man having his dog taken away from him or you know a teenager fat shamed at her school to be fair though in that video that they did just put makeup on an actually skinny girl but here in this video that zebo would have done it's just the human equivalent of we like to do a little trolling but for 30 year olds get your hands off queen lizzy i will as soon as you turn off that music why why do you carry a hammer to work just just in case oh you want to go oh that that that's why she okay that that's why she carries a hammer guys i was so stupid i thought there was a deeper meaning here see because i've been watching darman videos i i i thought it would have been you know because the ptsd trauma she just wants to bring money because it's funny can we get the laughter track in here guy yeah thank you yeah it's funny it's funny guys one ironically the most viewed oh no not even the right way it says use that word in a sentence you idiot stop oh you wouldn't dare what's so funny one thing that brought this whole channel into like the full circle of being a darman copy they don't even do the vine thud sound effect properly listen to how pathetic that sound was like it's nothing does this meme i keep being sent on discord of the rock tilting his head to a bass drum just replace it with that and this z void video would be like a little bit more bearable not watchable just just a little bit more bearable you wouldn't dare the sixth time this year that you've been involved in some childish petty office war you're fired what jim no we can't fire her no if you fire her i i quit too all right both of you pack up and get out of here quick because i have a bowling tournament to win in 30 minutes like what what even is the moral of this story it's like they copied darman forgot about any of the morals and just got the poorly written characters in i mean for a moral story everyone here is pretty morally gray like you know you've even got that guy who looks about 10 like saul goodman kid found out he can freeze time what happens next will shock you wow we get a tommy in it reaction face in the corner please for the children thank you neil your mother and i are getting a divorce so basically this premise is the kids parents are getting a divorce and this sends ripples through space time giving him the ability to pause time whenever he wants this is like the most scuffed incredibles origin story of all time there's also this bit where like the kid's friend comes over who isn't affected and she just says how cool it is and the kids dread from his parents being in a coma it just turns into complete joy tiffany i have super powers i always felt it and now it actually happened this is amazing my parents are frozen yeah i just froze my parents uh kind of cringey [Music] okay red is man says are you serious it's yellow no no no a it's always red i'm voiding red all right i just want to put this out there right the kid's saying he's voting red based off absolutely [ __ ] nothing he is the kid that killed among us what are you gonna do about it about what your parents who's gonna sign the school stuff for you i'll sign it who's gonna prepare meals for you i'll make it you can't just free zone your problems away stop saying those things i know what i'm doing you need to face the fact that your parents are getting a divorce stop like i get it the kid's stressed and this is such a horrible thing to go through for like any child but there's no way that this isn't like a syndrome origin story he totally forgot about his parents being in the current he just starts playing among us red is mances finally american psycho prequel listen if you keep doing this if you keep freezing people however and whenever you want you will be alone forever can't imagine us saying that without thinking of the forever alone meme what has the internet done to me i would just like to be normal please also look at all that soy inducing marvel merch not a single a24 film there no hidden gems no lighthouse this kid's for the streets anyway he learns how to control his powers he unfreezes his parents they still get divorced but he's okay with it and then uncle ben probably pulls up in his car and says with great power comes great responsibility and we all applaud we all are thank you z void oh we got one more from z voids this is a favorite you like this one the man i married turned out to be an imposter i hate that i smoked at that one of my five really germa sauce face you're gonna laugh at that you're 12. also look how god damn annoying this watermark is like this is early z void phase before they found their footing but they added like chromatic aberration and it's constantly moving like it looks so you know what we just put something over this please like some some kind of like our own watermark just put anything over there man i i don't have a seizure today you feeling better do i look like i feel better seems like you have other priorities to take care of well i'll make you some lemon ginger tea then don't i hate those stuff give me something fruity and a sandwich but lemon and ginger are supposed to help with your cold and i also made you some chicken soup if you like starter you know for the fact he was going to ask for a beer exactly like that dad in that funny robot game kara yes todd bring me a cold beer but they couldn't do it because then it wouldn't be family friendly and that's the dharman rule no swearing no drugs no alcohol it's just him smoking as well like you could just overlay the joker bathroom music on top of it don't do that because then we'll lose all the money on this video where are you going i'm going over john's i'm sick of being here but you're not feeling well yeah being around you makes me feel even worse i need to be around fun people not you why do you go to grab the comb like you've got like half an inch of hair like what what is there to comb also i love the uh the alex mercer teen angst leather jacket you put on there except me nothing spells i hate my wife more than leather a personal carrier also the villa sure is expensive household to maintain you know thank god it's just two of us i can't imagine having a baby i think it's gonna be amazing when we have a first let's check together it's too salty this whole meal is a disaster that's what this guy's priorities like number one thing you want to do when you meet your in-laws is be friendly to them or at least put on an appearance not just roast their daughter and then the salad like i'm at you know what i'll give z-void this they didn't do the go make me a sandwich bit my god how they did not do that how that bit of 2012 did not creep into this video they they're getting an award for that oh my god marie hey bring me my bandwagon actual black peeled human how did he get married we got another uh darman copycat here vid chronicles choosing to feature uh red instead of the darman blue again very brave very brave we've got this video here that the title is just [Music] wife had her husband killed for money jesus christ that is dark you know it's almost like we're progressively moving away from like the heavens of darman into just the pit of darman copies and they realize that they can't just copy darman they've got to go one step further we need the kid with the superpower we need the murderous wife the darkest thing about in a diamond video is someone got fat shamed also i'm not gonna bother going through this one i'll sum it up for you basically the woman goes to a hitman to kill her husband but the hitman turns out to be an undercover car who is just a prank and she's arrested the reason why i'm summing this up it's not even their bit they took this straight from jcs criminal psychology you know that video of the kid pretending to be insane that like will not leave your recommended trust but it will not get out you watch that five times it will not get out jcs did a video on dalia dippolito and she did the exact same thing i i say it's not even their bit like only you can only commit one unique crime per person that you did murder no no no you're copying me i did murder as well hold up rich lady is rude to airline worker she instantly regrets it oh no guys we have another karen ah sound the caron alarm they're five months late guys if i miss this sweating it will be your job do you hear me look miss cortez the only flight available was in this private airport any other airline you would have been extremely late for the wedding but it's just deserted i mean look at all these old planes i can't be seen in this firstly what do you mean deserted maybe the other planes aren't in the hangar because they took off they're doing their job [Music] and secondly who cares about what plane you're arriving like you're arriving in a private plane surely less than one percent of everyone on the planet would be able to do that you know what i think having a private plane of any capacity is more than enough to show that you are affluent in your wealth like you're making me jealous man i'm gonna have to take another raid sponsor at this point my plane left me i need help why would i help you and you've been rude to my entire staff i cannot miss this wedding sar and ari lennox will be there that does not answer my question do you know who i am they're not even talking like they're in the same universe like each sentence is so disconnected from what the last person just said it's like they filmed their lines went home for the night came back the next day and then the next person says their sentence like it's like they're not even really talking but i know the oblivion npc meme it's overdone and it's dead but there is not a better comparison every bit of dialogue they say just runs completely parallel how was the weather today i was born in 1982 there were two world wars i think it might be raining this evening the precipitation is quite high i i lost my right kneecap in a a grenade explosion the the shrapnel had killed 15 men everyone's going to talk about how i missed my best friend's wedding look look where are you headed anyway moon bay jamaica oh i'm headed there too ah we must be going to the same wedding well you know i can't wait three hours for a plane what i'm saying is it's you could fly with me it's obviously an american putting on a british accent like you can fly with me man but you must pay your telly license there's another positivity channel god jesus christ they just come out the woodwork don't they samia bavarni abnani creator of to catch a cheetah family friendly subscribe now i like to subscribe now like it's an order or something you know like people say turn you know with notifications on and stuff but he just has subscribe now just in bold you know i said how they keep trying to one-up each other this is the icing on the cake bully tries mortal kombat fatality on nerd you know you couldn't have just had like bully hits kid and then regrets it bully tries spartan laser across the map then this happens no i was born with this condition oh my god hey wheeler that condition stopped me from brushing your teeth wheeler oh you're killing it doug also just want to say no bully no matter what age says you're killing it right in front of the kid that they're bullying maybe the kids in fallout 3 would do that at your birthday party but that's it guys come on darman what's the foundation you could only build up from there you built sideways and then down how how did you do it terry you shouldn't let those bullies pick on you like that i'm in a walker either way you need to learn how to defend yourself okay come with me i'll teach you with his mother's permission terry follows the janitor that day and discovers he is a karate master the janitor spends months training terry in different ways of fighting i'm sorry but like what what what what is going on here it's like they're trying to one-up diamond by having a superhero origin story the next bit they do here i'm not even joking they imply that they cured the kids paralysis by doing karate but have you tried any of the stretches that i've taught you to get out of this walker no i haven't it's just been too hard for me it's just been a burning on me terry you are one of my most disciplined students you have a dragon burning inside of you waiting to get out you need to push yourself roundhouse kicks what the walker what come on you can't take a kids zimmer frame oh my god yeah kid you know this karate i taught you with the support of your walker because you've got an incurable spying condition yeah i'm just gonna take that walker away now someone's showing this guy avatar too many times i'm not crying around let's get serious do a mortal kombat fatality on get over here look look look i want to say i know it's kid acting and that means i'm actually like roasting an eight-year-old but look at that punch that is like a logan paul liver punch it is so flimsy i want to say for the next bit right i didn't add any graphics any sound effects nothing this is a hundred percent what is in this family-friendly uplifting subscribe now video but then some would say a miracle happened that day why terry's dragon spirit awoken [Music] i was hoping you tried that now it's time to feel my fury i'm not sure what's worse that the fact that this channel is implying that you can cure physical illness by just trying or the fact that they've shown a mortal kombat character's bones breaking and they thought that that was okay just because there's no blood guys it's only a spine look we got family friendly in the head we're safe there's another video on this beautiful channel father leaves six-year-old in car to die let's make a tick tock video daddy sure baby is he wearing a shirt that says dad joke loading i mean you know have a kid whenever at whatever age but this feels a bit off oh that that's why the title the six-year-old dying yeah that's why it feels off oh silly me wow nice moves daddy it's so nice to see a father and daughter hanging out together oh she's not my daughter what she's not no no it's my sister's i'm just watching her so nice to see a grown man spending time with his niece everything feels off about yeah okay the title i get it the title i get it okay i do understand i get it but why would this woman think off the bat instantly that this guy is like the dad and not maybe i don't know the grandfather okay honey i really need you to stay here okay okay so if you know if you don't you're gonna be in trouble but if you do i'll buy you an ice cream so just stay okay okay all right i'll see you in a little bit honey you may get heat stroke and die but if you do you'll get an ice cream okay i know it's 120 degrees hence the last establishing shot beforehand but that ice cream is really tasty it's ben and jerry's cookie dough are you ready for it i am get in here what the julie what the heck are you doing here steven you left our six-year-old daughter in 120 degree weather what the heck is wrong with you to cheat on me no sweetie it ain't ain't nothing like that kelly what the heck is going on i love man that he's out of options right so he then has to ask the girl that he's cheated with what's going on what what could she possibly say that would give you an out in that situation also if you think this bit this whole concept and videos messed up man wait until you hear the narrated outro julie and steven ended up going to marriage counseling steven learned that it's important to be honest and dependable as revenge julie slept with the marriage counselor on a few occasions stephen was forced to thank the marriage counselor for helping fix his marriage hey i truly hope you enjoyed that video does no one see how messed up that is like he cheated on his wife and then his wife cheated back and he had to apologize for it that is not wholesome that is just literally eye for an eye vance julie slept with the marriage counselor i really think the finishing touch is him asking us personally if we enjoyed the video now i do want to finish this saga on another channel you know you've noticed there's a downward trend in quality each one getting a little bit worse this one's the bottom of the barrel totally studios they haven't even bothered to hire out actual sets they just use a green screen for absolutely everything i just love man how darman's original message of like positivity or like a warning message that's all been scrapped now like these channels have no idea what they're doing they just think if they include some kind of like conflict if it gets resolved we don't care popular girl james nerd talk dancer i don't know why you capitalized that whatever let's give it a watch that was great wow you guys are so good at that dance i know right i wonder how many likes this will get we're gonna get a million likes for sure more than a million likes we're pretty and popular that's all you need yeah what she said is is this that women talk i i personally have no idea i'm asking for a friend if uh i'm i'm looking at my analytics right now apparently eight percent of you subscribed are female literal sausage fest i wish i was pretty and popular it would be so much easier to become tick-tock famous this is the new trending one right now the eagle dance oh wow i think the worst thing is tick tock expectations are now so low this dance would be heralded as the second coming of christ it's just like rayman 2 arm charge up now considered iconic tick tock dance right i think that's all i can stomach for for today thank you all so much for watching i really appreciate it i've got some huge huge projects coming soon i'm looking at starting a second channel and i've got this big fat two hour long video that i'm working on that's gonna be out hopefully like you know within the next month or so thank you for sticking around love you all and shout out to dharman oh [Music] everybody knows they won't stop fighting that's why you froze them organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation an accident

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Published: Wed Jun 30 2021