Why this youtuber is the worst on the platform

hey you there do you want to meet me in person i'll be in birmingham england for insomnia the 10th to the 13th of april friday to sunday look at what they wrote about me on the official website makes trend related get your tickets now for a lifetime supply of toilet paper link in description what's up guys back with another beggar dark web video we went back onto the dark web guys and we discovered that this place is littered with furries if you guys have no idea what furries are basically they are weirdos guys [Music] how's it going guys it's been a minute recently i got verified on instagram and to celebrate such a monumental occasion i had my wisdom teeth removed so that's why i haven't been uploading for a while so i could actually you know regain my speech and talk semi-normally now i want to start off by saying i know that youtubers don't have a very good rep you've got this like pyramid of society at the very top of it you've got people that work a nine to five somewhere in the middle you've got people that don't contribute to society and just get higher fentanyl all day and then at the very very bottom of this pyramid there's youtubers what do i say about that youtubers and below that on the pyramid you have a very small separate pyramid which is just titled j station now this is a guy that i've known about for ages but i never got around to making a video on him because everyone said what needs to be said i think you had cody ko that made a video on him over a year ago oh yeah what the [ __ ] then j station ended up doing a reaction video to try and buy back at him codyco and he actually made a video about me and jay all of my friends messaged me saying i should make a reaction video to this [Music] what is popping guys back with another 3 am challenged what is popping j stations love the gucci hat bro to be fair he seemed to take it on the chin you know just a bit of fun up until cody co made fun of his voice what's going on stacy this is our possessed doll we got her possessed doll antique shop guys this dog did you see his face drop on the video uh uh uh you had drew gooden who also made a video on jay station back up are you sure bro i like the little dance he's doing he's doing a little dance while he says sew it back up this is the i just got my head chopped off dan but first imagine you were just brought off the dark web stuck in a cardboard box your captain gives you only an iphone for companionship do you contact the police your family no of course not you go onto the app store to download dragon city a totally free game where you collect hundreds of different dragons move over scaly bait i'm breeding two dragons with questionable consent to create a totally unique dragon wow but don't take my word for it here's a big famous youtuber's 10 out opinion 10. there are pvp modes where you can pitch dragons to fight in the leagues or in arenas only the strongest may survive i've used facebook connect so i can easily find my friends and family look at that my grandmother just got banned for using hacks silly agatha just ignore her she's uh she's she's old download the game now using my epic on-screen link do it now or i'll uh i'll delete all my videos and revert back to 2009 youtube more about this sponsor later on i think uh i think jay station's taking me out of his box now everyone in the community's made a video on him very low hanging fruit and punching bag so there's not really much point the only time i briefly mentioned jay on the channel was after etika passed away you like j station the human mud crab actually make a video trying to summon him at three in the morning just for a minute no meme imagine being like a friend or family member of etika and then stumbling on that video he's done it with other people as well mac miller tentacion both of which were never removed and they're still up on youtube if you have any level of e-fame when you die jay will try and summon you i mean bro you can put rip as much as you want in the title in the description but at the end of the day you're treating someone who's recently deceased like it's a a minecraft herobrine summoning now jay has somehow stooped lower than this by making a video saying that his girlfriend died and she didn't he recently uploaded a video my girlfriend alexia died rest in paradise okay we're on to a good start we got the deep sigh hopefully he starts or ends the next sentence with guys what's up guys alright nice that's another one as well now please say you didn't want to make this video i never wanted to make a video like this ever yes that's three in a row on the j station bingo card if you guys want your own jstation bingo sheet to join in here's one i made earlier feel free to download it and use it in your own privacy also does no one find it weird that he's making a video on someone who's recently deceased he just has some egyptian sarcophagus in the background yeah you guys i put her in the sarcophagus guys she's wrapped up a mummified guys just so the 3am spirits don't get her guys last night we lost alexia to a drunk driver guys oh my god was i wearing my cap the wrong way all along i've got to put it on so it doesn't go on my head it's like sitting on top of my head so i look like a [ __ ] yeah that's it i like how he's born in the handkerchief there just for a bit of dramatic effect i'm a reptile guys i physically cannot tear up you guys it's more like he's trying to clean his givenchy cap than actually wipe any tears away also i just want to go off the memes for a second like how offensive this video is pretending that a loved one died to a drunk driver i did one search and in america every 50 minutes someone dies from drunk driving i'm not saying you're not allowed to joke about morbid things i'm just saying don't pretend it happened to you because that is incredibly offensive she was on the way to pick up something for our video we were making on our second channel dream she can't hear it guys no jay jay you missed you out there dude no no dude just a bit lower to the left come on dude just one more just right here just one more time please please man you failed as you guys probably know we had a channel together called dream team her dream was just to get a million subscribers and we were so close to doing that guys so if you didn't gather already he's basically using his girlfriend's death to shill a second channel after talking with her parents we both agreed that i should post the remainder videos that we filmed for that channel on that channel it was her it was her dream to get a million subscribers the thing is as well his fans are just literal fetuses so they're gonna believe this to be true i think before this video got taken down the like ratio was like nine to one also just to validate this bs to make it seem even more genuine and trick more under ages j station got his subordinates to also make videos on this so my friend jay just lost his girlfriend alexia guy oh no he's got a cap on as well that's another one to the pile boys she was such a good roommate she was such a great friend guys you had this guy ahmed moe and he actually goes to the point of adding sad music on top of it so my friend jay just lost his girlfriend the one thing i do respect this guy for is that his acting is so terrible he could play off setting its irony and i think everyone would believe him i've seen better acting in those like those fortnight short films that plague youtube now drift i don't know what you're getting at here but you're making no sense uh yeah right this is pretty difficult to explain wick then spin it out already drift and stop wasting my time so anyway jay's girlfriend alexa is gone rest in peace hey it's your boy p money we're gonna summon ramesses the second at 3 am guys so i took a look at the channel he was shilling dream team and all the videos have actually been removed except one this is not the end love heart what's popping guys so whoa what was that is that a what's popping guys i gotta say that's a lot more upbeat considering your girlfriend died a couple days ago basically you guys know it is the end of dream team as you guys know it and me and alexia have officially broken up oh she she never dies you two just broke up that's another hat i got i put on for that that's taking a nap just so you guys know it's got that ugly ass dog on it editor's note i regret to inform that pyrocynical in this situation is completely incorrect on his opinions but you know what him saying she was dead wasn't enough he actually went to a memorial that he made to pretend that she was killed in a roadside accident what's up guys i just got off the phone with alexia's parents they had set up a memorial on the side of the road it's okay bro let's just go say the final goodbye for her i took this picture of alexia in my house look at her she was always so happy and of course to be expected he also uses this event to shield his second channel even more she just wanted to get a million subscribers we were working so hard link's going to be in the description guys i know she would have wanted it so he's used his girlfriend's fake death to ship the channel and then he went to a memorial and also used that to chill how could he make it any worse what's popping guys back with another 3 a.m challenge as you guys know my girlfriend alexia just passed away in a tragic accident guys i gotta give it to him though this is therapeutic he's taking her death very well now the video is pretty long so i'm gonna condense it uh but i will maintain every mention of the word guys because that is pivotal to the law as you guys guys guys you guys guys guys guys the last thing i actually said to her was babe can you pick me up some popeyes before you come back and she never came back guys yeah you pop eyes oh bless your soul do you hear now just to put it in perspective that was 30 seconds of a 23 minute video let's smash the like button right now guys one like equals one prayer for alexia guys rest in peace one like equals one prayer it's like it's parody it's like he's someone mocking youtubers okay it's like a jimmy kimmel skit or something [Music] i even have a tattoo of her on my body i liked her that much good teenager when i was a kid i actually had a girlfriend and she passed away that that that's another one is this a trend now people's partner's dying make sure you guys hit that subscribe button right now genie so we got bangers in all freaking mind my girlfriend died that's a banger i'm on this weird level right now where i don't hate jay i actually kind of respect him for being this much of a [ __ ] with a lack of self-awareness all right guys so it just hit 307 a.m right now it's devil's hour hold on wait it's 307 a.m and not dead on 3 a.m guys the video's fake yeah let's wrap it up wrap it up take five but anyway to save more time jay uses the ouija board for a bit and then he says it's getting a bit too intense and calls it off it's over bro wait bro what's that on your face what you got something right on your cheek i do what is son what what is it bro what is that a kiss no could you just imagine this friend i met like putting on the lipstick and kissing him on the cheek like look at the size of those lips that did not come from a woman now recently another youtuber some ordinary gamer he did some proper reddit detective work massive kudos to him he actually went ahead and contacted jay's local police department to confirm whether alexia was actually hit by a drunk driver or not and completely debunks everything uh in toronto nobody nobody has been nobody by that name specifically has suffered any form of death right no no uh i have an alexia but there's no death or not okay okay so as far as the toronto police knows she is in fact alive he basically confirms that no one in the toronto area was hit by a drunk driver and killed so at this point jay is in full damage control mode his shields fail the seven-year-olds are angry everyone's realizing it's a big ruse so then he deletes every video where he talks or mentions his girlfriend and then uploads a video giving his side of the story even though so far we have only had jay's side of the story so here you can see her girlfriend in the opening shot with a disclaimer saying that she was okay to make these videos and then we get this weird cut away saying that his girlfriend alexia just disappeared and then when he went looking for her the police came up to him saying he's been charged with assault officers taking that report we're just detailed to come arrested yeah as far as last night we were good yeah yeah i don't know was not [Music] see the problem is jay's really dug himself into a hole here he's trying to get us to believe the scenario with him and his girlfriend and abuse and the police been involved his entire channel is built on lying i feel sorry for his fans more than anyone because they're like four and they have no idea what's going on the rest of the video is jay basically airing his dirty laundry about the relationship online but for the first time jay cries actual tears what if we fake your death and then do a skit on youtube pranking everybody what an epic prank you lost a loved one crap someone closed you died pranked bro the girl alexia also uploaded her side of the story i'm not gonna go into it again it's just typical youtuber breakup air and dirty laundry so i really didn't want to have to make this video today the smidgen of me caring about this drama evaporated as soon as i heard that sentence jay also did this weird thing where he downloaded alexia's response video and then re-uploaded it onto his channel just to use it as a response to a response to a response just so the five-year-olds could understand woman bad uh he took alexia's thumbnail and then edited it so she looked like the devil another thing to note as well is that they basically both just repeat each other's points one night i was sleeping jay decided to take my phone and look through every single message i had on my text every single message on my instagram jay still thought that because of these messages i was gonna cheat on him i would never do that guys i would never cheat on someone in a million years in case you guys didn't notice my instagram i'm following like two people right now i just started following new people but it was at zero she made me unfollow all of my fans the only people i have real sympathy for are his subscribers like these seven-year-olds that have no idea what's going on being involved in this drama and this isn't even the first time they've done something like this like literally a month ago calling my dead boyfriend at 3am what's up guys back with another 3 a.m challenge if you didn't see our video about a month ago alexia's dead ex-boyfriend keeps talking to her at 3 00 a.m my dead ex-boyfriend tony keeps trying to contact me at a.m ever since they've died well yes i do have a crack pipe how could you tell i love about half the comment section as well they just have no profile pictures like they're four-year-olds that have no idea how to set a profile picture to their account also another dig jay tried to get alexia he recorded alexia getting angry at him i assumed to get some kind of sympathy points or something i have been a good person to you alexia yeah look online everyone says [ __ ] about you everybody hates you jay everybody hates you this is just a taste of how alexia is now i just want to bring up a theory jstation lives in canada i've done extensive research on this which means i opened three tabs on google chrome now to record a conversation in canada only one person needs consent and even though alexia probably didn't know she was being recorded jstation was okay to film her because you know he consented now am i saying he broke the law no but i do think quite morally it's a grey area anyways i'm happy to say after all the drama it's all been cleared up js station is now thriving he recently bought a monster off the dark web guys back with another dark web video i just found this website that lets you buy actual monsters off of the dark is he said he's gonna delete your channel guys this is insane guys sounds like a mix between pennywise yoda and a crackhead marge simpson homie look gucci shoes on me what's on this computer abuse allegations hey guys uh you're probably wondering why i haven't uploaded for about three weeks that's because i went away to a foreign country and came back with an nsync show yeah but seriously though i kind of wanted to give an update on the situation i went away on like a mini trip and a lot of stuff has happened with j station and i didn't want to split into two videos i wanted to keep it together talk about him and just move on so i'm gonna throw in all the rest of the stuff that's happened here [Music] there's an article the bbc did saying that jstation's now been fully charged with assault i mean there's a court date and everything and he responded to this in the most mature way possible by filming a drone video following a clown exactly these clowns are doing in this abandoned mansion guys let's smash the like button right now guys let's hit 40 000 likes and i'll take this drone out more places i gotta respect how he can just completely zone his brain out despite him being given a court date that right there is next level insanity did i ever tell you what the definition of insanity is right now guys i think i see something behind it oh my god guys no way there's a freaking cloud right there there's a clown right there and that door is open guys oh my god he's right there he's right there he sees the drone guys he sees the drone oh whoa guys he just he just slapped the truck that experience had many peaks and valleys you guys now what usually happens when a youtuber gets involved in drama like every past transaction they've had no matter how long ago gets dug up and used against them you had another ex-girlfriend of jay aiko i think and she came out to talk about him she records a phone conversation between jay and i honestly think that's always inherently a little bit scummy if you remember earlier on in the video i was having a go at jay for recording the phone conversation with alexi the thing is if you're recording the conversation you know it's been recorded and going to be shared online so you're going to play it up to the camera and purposely bait people into saying things that make them look stupid that's exactly the same way they're trying to take out jesus they're trying to take out me okay i'm like one of those dudes that you would be in the bible if anyone's wondering what happened to alexa by the way she now runs a dedicated sniper wolf channel where she reacts to things using the exact same thumbnail format try not to say wow you guys know how the game works we're gonna look at very interesting videos you say well you die this is the face of the clinically insane i've criticized jay a lot in this video but i do have to give him some credit he said on twitter publicly he will not make a video on kobe bryant that's so nice of him guys to let a celebrity rest in peace for once for keem phoenix give that award back it's j station's property now now moving away from jay station i've noticed a lot of copycats are popping up now trying to do the same 3am challenge i'm not sure if jay station invented this trend but he definitely popularized it i also want to give a disclaimer all of these youtubers are british so on behalf of the uk i do apologize we are deeply sorry hey guys welcome back to the channel and if you are new please let me know down in the comment section watch through the whole entire video guys familiar phrase why is he wearing airpods hey guys welcome back to the channel and if you are new please let me know down in the comment section all right unnamed british youtuber who can play that game let me try and focus it but anyway it says kobe i've been looking on the internet for like hours so i'm hoping this is him if not guys i don't even know make sure you watch the whole video guys because i'm actually going to try and facetime kobe i am completely desensitized to the word guys what is the correlation between people with smooth brains and saying the same word over and over guys i'm going to keep it simple for now and let's just hope let's just hope um guys he's actually ready already how was he ready guys this is actually could be him look guys let me know what you think about this in the comment section who's this this kid is like a parody of what boomers think youtubers actually act like videos like this really prove that just anyone can make a youtube account youtube broadcast yourself this channel as well he definitely falls into that category of having to repeat himself over and over to fill up the time slot he is so terrified of taking a second just to breathe that the four-year-olds are going to lose their attention and click on something else please don't click on morgues and you're recommended to stay on my channel no is this kobe yo guys what does this mean no god what is oh my god guys i know i said this during the etiquette video but this is solid proof that in current year you can't even die right goes without saying don't send any hate to this guy i left his channel out for a reason he's just a brainlit you know he's young i'm very sure he's cringing himself to sleep every night for the next three months if he has any level of empathy hey dad what what did you do in your childhood you see little timothy i exploited the dead for youtube money and views you had another kid that did pretty much the same thing and he looks exactly the same as the first kid oh my god is that kobe bryant brexit really be hitting the country different oh my god is that is that kobe bryant hello yo wait i thought you were dead what happened bro you need help why do all these guys have the exact same format so what what villager farm did they come from uh it's very obvious that all of them text their little brother call them up hey man i know you can't sound like kobe bryant because you're white and british just just sound like you're having a death croak it's fine i just spoke to kobe bryant and apparently he's not dead oh my goodness guys if you want kobe bryant to still be alive drop a like on this video and subscribe wait so that's why jstation asks for likes liking the video has the possibility to bring people back from the dead [Music] thank you for watching guys like and subscribe 3am challenges they're trash 4am challenges is where it's really at please join me in my next video where i file my taxes at four in the morning ah sunlight freedom finally thanks again to dragon city for sponsoring this video apparently the game was made in barcelona i'd like to thank my spanish overlords for such a glorious ad read did i mention dragons generate gold that's right and you can use that gold to buy food to make your dragon stronger there are also events on every single week so what are you waiting for crow right download the game now using my link on screen do it now please i have a napoleon complex that can be only sated by gold coins thank you [Music] [Applause] confirm visual in this now woods take the head shot

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,154,651

Rating: 4.9671116 out of 5

Keywords: 3am challenge, imjaystation, jaystation, jaystation 3am, jaystation challenge, parody, meme

Id: -tvvwBY1dHc

Length: 24min 5sec (1445 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/MarioCop718]

Finally he uploads. Too bad it’s not petscop 2

[u/DespacitoBepis]

That ain’t N&A Productions

[u/KlacktorBringrOfDeth]

I’ve hated Jaystation for years, long before this dumbass dead girlfriend shit...

Try a drinking game where you drink every time he says “guys” and you too will be drunk enough to commit domestic abuse.

[u/Tumama787]

90% of me watching was wondering when the hats were gonna fall

[u/grayinq]

Pyro got 56 upv in 7 hours, i bet he would've gotten more if this was petscop two

[u/Logan_Pauler]

Not petscope 2?

Disliked.

[u/CrossFIRE121-Reddit]

What about the kid who 'called' Kobe bryant after he died? He would be much more interesting to talk about than this meatwad😂😂😂

[u/ABlobOfGarbage]

I cured my son of the Big Gay. The other day, he came home for Christmas with his new partner. I was excited to meet her (and maybe MEAT her after my son fell asleep hehe), but imagine my horror when it turned out to be another man.

I immediately started to protest, but my son said "Dad, this is who I am. Zander and I are in love."

Without missing a beat, I turned around and said, "You forgot to say no homo."

But my boy simply scoffed at me and said, "Actually, dad, I AM a homosexual. That's right, your son is in love with another man." Then my son grabbed Zander's hand and looked at me defiantly.

For a second, I was utterly devastated. But then I thought to myself What would Trump do? So I stared straight at my son, penetrating his soul with my eyes (no homo), and said, "But that's gay."

As soon as I uttered those fateful words, my son began to convulse. He dropped to floor in some sort of manic state, spit pouring from his mouth as his eyes rolled back into his head. Zander tried to help him, but I pushed that dainty little queer away with my heteronormative strength.

After a full minute, my son opened his eyes and said, "Dad, you cured me of my homosexuality." Then, with manly tears of joy in his eyes, he pointed to Zander and exclaimed, "Let's get that homo!"

After we wiped Zander's blood off our hands and threw the little fairy into the cold, my son and I sat down with a beer and watched some football.

As we watched, my son turned to me and said, "Dad, I love you. No homo."

"No homo indeed, son," I replied. "No homo indeed."

[u/Pinhead_dipshit]

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