THE FATHER OF JUICING - JonTron

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main event last time as you may remember i made a video centered on products designed for the elderly and while i was making it you know i came to a very sober realization [ __ ] getting old i don't need a lot of power in this world okay i can be a stoic man but uh the bare minimum i need is the power to keep my sphincter tight and my pants white okay it's a phrase i live by and that is exactly why today we are consulting with the one the only the father of juicing or as he is referred to by mere mortals jay cordage cranberry apple for the urinary tract nothing better magnificent so yeah today we're going to be looking at the life and escapades of this man jay cordage so why the hype well this man apparently was known for trying to solve all the world's problems with a juicer yes like for fruit i'd never heard of him but apparently he was very famous back in the day warranting as much as a parody by jim carrey in fact wow juicy jay that was an incredible feat of strength thank you gordy i took my whole family on long trips like this where's your family now jay they're all dead so i guess he was well known back in the day so let's not delay okay we've got a real gem for you here today a real treat we're gonna watch one of jay's world famous infomercials and see just how one man managed to make a 300 million dollar juice empire according to jay if life gives you lemons uh just start juicing them in front of a live studio audience so i present to you the father of juicing the pop-off pope himself are you tired of being sick and tired yeah do you suffer from high blood pressure hold on a second let me check high cholesterol obesity or diabetes for god's sakes hold on man give me a second or maybe you're just worried about growing old and all the health problems that may bring really perhaps you're just anxious about the infinite void of death if that sounds like you just cling onto life a little bit longer we've got a great juicer commercial coming up if you said yes to any of these questions then you need to watch the next 30 minutes as 88 year old jay cordage known as the father of juicing reveals all his secrets to good health and longevity the father of juicing that that is quite a significant title i mean how do you achieve a title like that is it self-appointed through bloodline through heritage maybe he's just got a son named juicing and it's all a big technicality jay cordage is known to millions in his early 20s jay was a football star at usc when he was suddenly stricken with a serious illness which he overcame by consuming large quantities of fresh vegetable and fruit juices how serious was that illness kordich stated that he was influenced by the gerson diet and was cured from cancer [Music] when he was 20 by consuming 13 glasses of apple and carrot juice each day what's wrong checks out now he's a healthy and vibrant 88 years old okay you got to be pretty vibrant to tug a boat like that at that age that that's juice strength right there ever since i've been juicing i've been getting these extraordinary feats of strength look at this look at me you feel like i'm 35 again where's the juice somebody give me the juice oh god he is the author of the new york times bestseller the juice man's power of juicing oh come on that's a classic everyone's got that one i mean i've got it right here is that was that really a new york times bestseller hard is it to get on that list exactly surely that's not up there with uh the da vinci code right i feel like that's that's going to be more down there with the anamorphs with the starfish girl on the front jay has been quoted in such publications as forbes the washington post usa today and nintendo power where he was given an overall rating of eight wait one he's not like a video gamer the hell no i don't think no he shouldn't be in this you've seen me many times take a carrot and squeeze a carrot with my hands and not a drop of juice comes out that's completely normal that is what's supposed to why are you squeezing the carrot we can get to that but that's what's supposed to happen nothing but yet when i take that same carrot and run at the juice machine you see the glass practically fill up well those are the substances that the plant took out of that soil okay okay i'm far i'm following i think and converted into the life force you see i'm officially i am lost again and locked in there are my prisoners each of them i will drip feed juice in a chinese juice torture method to drive them wild over the course of a century these very special elements called food phytonutrients are you sure that's why i tell you from the bottom of my heart live food live bodies pr school 101 don't ever go live bodies ever there's no way to prove this man's not a murderer stay tuned and you'll discover the true fountain of youth you thought it was some clandestine spring tucked away in the deepest reaches of hispaniola sorry bucko that's actually aisle seven at target plus how you can receive a free copy of jay's latest cd how to live to be a hundred disease-free it's a pretty bold claim there jay let me just let me just uh do some math here real quick so jay was born in 1923 and he died in 2017 may he rest in peace died in 2017 born in 1923 uh he didn't make jay you should have watched your own thing you had a thing on this [Music] i'm just calling um to inquire about the possibility of getting a six percent refund [Music] and now i would like you to meet the father of juicing jay cordage yep yes that's me well we have a lot of fans here that ovation look at all these fans that we definitely didn't pay to be here you can wall you can barely see the check bulging out of that guy's pocket oh my god juice fans doesn't he look fantastic it looks okay i mean the [ __ ] it looks [ __ ] normal could go with shaving the eyebrows a bit now jay i have to tell him you're 88 years old 88 years old 88 years old didn't have to tell him anything else you want to get off your chest here you want to read my credit card details technically i know you're not really supposed to be here you should have been dead 60 years ago what no no really no seriously i held his dying body in my arms i saw your soul leave your body jay well yeah i had a very serious debilitating disease you know that's an interesting uh way to describe cancer i feel like that's more how you would describe gout and i went to see the great dr max gerson what did he recommend dr gerson put me on carrot apple juice i'll never forget this i looked him dead in the eye and i said what if i tell anybody about this you're going to get stripped of your medical license like immediately and you're like duck i'm going to die here and you want me to drink apple juice apple juice i need actual medical assistance like i'll i'll do it myself just just show me like does it go sour goes i put i'll i put it here i was supposed to drink 13 glasses of carrot apple juice a day every hour on the hour you drink a glass of juice so that's what started you juicing that's right oh is that what to stop dying that's why so you didn't just do it for fun that's right so what's the benefit to my body by extracting the juice you're going to make it fresh and drink it everything is pre-digested holy crap he just dropped the goddamn tactical zing things were getting a little too complicated explaining was getting hard people were starting to ask questions uh bring it back home with a z all right so jay let's make some juice yeah absolutely okay what are we making by the way take these in your hand squeeze them all your might okay you gotta juice any juice out of it wow zing sorry that's just for me your hands look cute when they're wrapping around those big thick carrots good one keep squeezing those carrots terry until you stop i want you to stick that in just put the all over them i'll show you put them on they're not peeled no no no you do this okay push that right through there look at all of that juice coming out of there it's not a great volume of juice here watch i've got my own technique very fast okay watch this you won't believe it [Music] oh how'd he do it was anybody timing that how often do you drink juice have you not been listening you dumped every hour on the hour juice juice juice juice see these plants have substances in them that are going to protect us and build us and and keep us from becoming ill prematurely you know is this becoming a religion i can sort of feel this uh becoming a religion but if so that's fine because i'm prepared i've already got my altar it's like jay says in the first passage of his scripture at first god said zing and he pretty much left it at that yeah i'm supposed to put the juice on my head but i'm not a real practicing kordichian i'm sort of a bad cordician where do you try this juice out dude you take a drink out of this this is what i live on boy oh boy you have all the enzymes intact you have all the life force in time this is good stuff this is good stuff this is carrot juice i don't know what i was expecting i saw him going myself this is amazing that's pure and that is not a can or a bottle everything you buy in a can or a bottle is sterile everything in the can of bottle has to go through a cooker to kill the life force you don't buy the next day they can it it's been there you know one of the audience members at this point is like huh am i in one of those death cults where they're gonna try to make me drink poison and get on on the haley bob comet that that no i'd have to be deeper in right he's not going to pass that juice out to the audience right am i going to get jonestown so what's wrong with cooking our our fibers and our vegetables go on terry cook the fibers while you're right i want you to just [ __ ] take over huh when you do you kill the most intrinsic part of food but you kill the enzymes which are the chemical catalysts that speed up and slow down chemical reactions jay for god's sake just zing it okay get us back to a zing you're getting hot you get you're in too technical now only raw food has enzymes only life and it's very hard to eat to eat this much food one man's opinion okay you don't get this by just sitting around okay well you do but that's only half the battle anytime you have a juicer you're doing to the food what the body tries to do but is very inept there's a reason there's only 7.5 billion of us okay talk about one inefficient thing it doesn't do that good of a job it only gets a fractional he didn't quite have that guy that guy was trying to agree but he's like i'm pretty sure i have seen people like on tv subsist on raw grains and gravel for long periods of time i can't eat seven or eight carrots it's very hard for me to do that i mean that's a lot of carrots for one guy to eat you know realistically i mean maybe like okay it's like on the border of what you might be able to eat i never tried it like i guess let's see no i'm not going to be able to eat 700 carrots do you drink it you make it incredibly hard to do this job terry do i drink it that glass of juice do i drink that you know what terry yes i do drink it matter of fact moments ago you drank it we're all going to pass away i appreciate that jay thank you but living a vigorous healthy productive life is what you should aim for and how are you going to do that avoid oncoming traffic about what you put in your mouth yeah that's a good point i was thinking that 2j like you said we're not going to be around forever [Applause] i could have literally died like right now and it's worth filming it all right say no more color me convinced okay where can i immediately get any of these amazing products and more here it is juicemania.net what an amazing web domain jay kordich the father of juicing died four years ago they're still pretending he's alive on his website me jay cornish the juice man yeah they are straight up not mentioning that he's dead now jay's a healthy and vibrant 89 years old he looks and acts like a man half that age he died at 94. they didn't even update the years okay they finally mentioned it down here linda became a widow in 2017. her beloved jay passed away quietly in his sleep disease free until the end but not until a hundred but they're clearly trying to make it seem like he is still around how to juice juicing master class i thought that was a teenage mutant ninja turtles at first but no that's jay's master class don't you want that certificate on your wall the juicing master class lowest price this month of may this is the lowest price it's been in may valued at 999 just for you on sale for 2.99 click on the link below yeah this looks normal money back guarantee guarantee that's not true how to juice juicing master class j cordage juicingmasterclass.com how many different it's a freaking juice hole we're going down uh hold on wait i thought it was 2.99 now it's 3.99 you will be billed just 3.99 not 5 000 i have complete faith that upon putting my credit card details in there i will not be charged five thousand dollars biannually for the rest of my life yeah let me i'll pay for this immediately and well you're not gonna do this you're not doing this right now don't worry all your money won't be sucked out of your bank account and wired directly to mumbai trust me it won't happen okay let's juice and here we are and here it is there it is my very own powergrind pro for real hope whoever uh last owned this took care of it because i have to put this in my body all right so let's just we gotta get our little jt juice glass uh okay let's juice let's juice nothing's even coming out just like jay said slam him in there the speed is unbelievable is anything happening look at all that juice look at how this is making juice oh my god that didn't sound good just give me a sip i mean oh a juice is mine [Music] i'll just put the beans there to catch the rest of the juice okay let's give it a try are you supposed to see that many 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Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 6,498,434

Keywords: jontron, jontronshow, father of juicing, jay kordich, funny

Id: XByTxV-I9Gs

Length: 17min 43sec (1063 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 07 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/_Tripe_]

2 videos in what.. 2 months ? YES

[u/AdamCalrissian]

That ending was amazing.

[u/No_Homo_Only_Ape]

sphincter tite

pants white

[u/Juraga]

Jon still doesn't know how to end videos.

[u/Chillaxel]

This one got me rolling.

[u/not-Kunt-Tulgar]

I’ve gotta say, Jon still has it.

[u/No_Homo_Only_Ape]

J. Kordich looks like an older Joe Biden with eyebrow implants

[u/KingNier]

Man, what a piece of shit that guy is. Putting it in people's heads that all they need to do to prevent / cure cancer is liquify some carrots. What an asshole.

[u/_-AJ-_]

Go ahead Terry, cook those fibers. While you're at it, why not just fuckin take over