The Ace Family Must Be Stopped

youtubers can't trust them everyone's on the take PewDiePie Susan Wojcicki even the comment moderators all paid to turn a blind eye but me now I couldn't so I got out I take on cases YouTube support con or won't my next big hit DA's family they seem nice - nice their smiles and GoPros can fool the kids but not me in this city if you're nice you've got something to hide so watch out ace family because I'm coming to you now if you didn't get it already I dislike family vlogging channels vlogging as a concept is tolerable depending on who's behind the camera but family vloggers hurt me on a more personal level because you combine the hyper editing of vlogs with the manipulation of child placement oh my child my kid is so cute I'm so happy I bought them off the black market a child that can't consent to their whole life being publicized on the internet now I don't dislike all vloggers I don't rate them in quality but more how down to earth they are think of your arms like a really big you do david dobrik is a good example he just films normal conversations with his mates in a multi-million dollar house which is of course super relatable weren't you pedophile one year but my new mortal enemy is the ace family a vlogging channel that has quite a shady past the ACE family consists of father Austin god of the Sun who condemned the humans to eternal suffering like your mother Katherine who fled the land of Lordran when the darkness spread further than hypothesized toddler named Ellie pronounced Elle one can only assume Austin binge the bunch of death no and name his child after the autistic detective also there's a baby nothing really of no I think their names Homer or something also fun fact mother Katherine is using a fake name as proven by a YouTube channel using a vine profile picture so you know it's serious business Katherine's first name isn't actually Katherine her and Austin made a video of reeling secrets about themselves and she mentioned that Katherine is her middle name they didn't mention exactly what her real name was but Austin mentioned it's something like delicious nice my only guess is that she's in witness protection but what's the deal with the ace family they seem fairly harmless vlogging their lives to show to the Internet in exchange for ad revenue but the ace family tell lies and as we all know on the internet a lie is on the same level as first-degree murder you violated the law our first case the ace family wanted to give something to chair a how generous they promised $100,000 to be given away and the winner of that game will receive $100,000 check to donate to charity each player on that team will get a portion of the money to donate to their charity of choice and guys that's the best part about this event is to be able to give back and it all be self as a basketball game also inviting all of his fans to come and watch with a-list celebrities like rice gum a irrelevant eventually one team won and Austin only gained about 75 K keep in mind even though is 25,000 below the goal giving away $75,000 of your own money is beyond generous thank you kind sir if you have nothing to gain but Austin was making profit from this event he was selling his own jerseys $65 a piece you can even see in the crowd a lot of people are wearing them and tickets to the stadium for $45 each will be able to purchase the ACE family's charity basketball you've been so the tickets are gonna be $45 I assume the kids watching another PewDiePie video and the stadium is well over 10,000 total seats so that's over $400,000 and from the video it looks like a pretty packed Stadium the event was also live streamed on the YouTube channel with ads on having over 8.5 million views at the time that's anywhere between 20 to 30 thousand dollars on top now Austin would have lost money hiring the stadium the ticket holders would have taken a cut of each ticket to hire ambulances in case of emergency they took 11 dollars from each ticket for ambulance just to be their own spot so let's take 11 dollars off each ticket but that's still a fraction of the possible profit he made compared to the money he gave away also he might have even hide the stadium for a discounted price or even for free because this was a cherry event suspicion was racking up against Austin and he couldn't take this lying down so he thought of a brilliant move to prove his innocence yeah another basketball game we promised $100,000 this time all for charity and also anyone could join us all ages in genders are welcome if you think you can do it hit us up whoever's interested you have about five days they hit us up to enter the contest and I guess you have five days to also practice I tried reaching out but unfortunately he didn't see my message in time any uh he just went with rice come again don't you ever touch me various Issa Labs will promise to turn up like the funny vine man the [ __ ] from Logan pools videos and Soulja Boy I guess the basketball game will take place in a prison courtyard but by announcing all these famous people there's no space anymore for any of the ace family subscribers to join in the fanbase were furious and operation ace family are getting commenced Congrats you lost a subscriber in the back you should have posted an apology video on the inside of my wrist we have here blessed you ain't blessed you fake as hell boy mcbroom my princess my god Austin later posted a tweet in response to not picking anyone from his subscriber base if you're an ace family member you know we always do stuff for our ace family members what but people were buying it his fan why I should have wound the 100 king Jenkins he then back pedaled from offering fan admissions by saying we wanted to do something fun for other creators slash celebs now I say busted now the goal to get 100k was to score ten consecutive dongs without fail but no one could do it and Austin was getting nervous so he called upon his trap card a random person who wasn't even part of the competition and of course he got 10 points and won the game this is Austin Mills not to be confused with ace families Austin before although they have been friends since childhood Austin is a semi-professional basketball player and when asked about what he'd do with the charity money he said he'd give it away but also goes on to say he'll be using some of it to move out what you gonna do with the hundred pounds like he's a bit strapped for cash using charity money on himself to move out [Music] enter mother Jade Mills my name is Jade Mills and I am a global luxury real estate agent owner of a very own real estate company which you have to have at least 1 million dollars to even think about buying any of her prop a she's worked with Britney Spears Jerry Seinfeld and even Ellen DeGeneres like a streamer in a youtuber it's kind of like a revenue and how many people like 77 million her company is generated over 4 billion dollars in sales some call her the 4 billion dollar woman in short she's very rich now it is understandable that rich kids would want their own money to grow independent from their parents but if your closest family had that much capital would you really be using charity money to fuel your own independence it was rigged you feel me it was Cosby ring for me but I guess they rigged it was somebody else side case the missing lollipop on Instagram asked him recorded his daughter reaching for a certain phallic shape the lollipop kind of strange but let's just chalk it off as a really weird joke but then Austin starts encouraging her show Catherine what you have in your hand show Catherine sorry you're really making me buy this lollipop right now do you really want it keep that in the back forever do not show that to any value okay yeah don't tell anybody will I share it with my 6.1 million Instagram followers the video has since been taken down and now probably replaced with various pictures of Austin flexing his Gucci clothing enter our next case urban trademark 7 urban is a gentleman who'd make custom skins for headbands Austin liked Urban's headband designs so much he decided to hook up with him and do a business meeting so him he opened in a verbally on the phone it was a year bra really [ __ ] with this year let's put something together they had the meeting but couldn't come to an agreement about a collaboration so after the meeting Austin apparently copied the blueprint of the original design and duplicate hearing he'd been called out for this Austin's response wasn't the best so I made my own hair bands he got mad cuz I posted in I had a little following he was like this news is he he tried to take my idea he took my the idea where you put the banner on your head and you cross it and you're tired and you put in your head he stole that from me Austin from the ACM stole my heart now in Austin's defense the headband he designed doesn't look similar to the designs urban trademark were selling but him having a meeting with someone about headbands with the intent to collab then going ahead and printing out your own is definitely suspicious now here's the big one on August 16th 2018 the ace family uploaded the video begins with Austin just screaming like a [ __ ] the video begins with Austin explaining how someone had broken into their prop a put the keys on the counter and I hear some like glass dropping and I look over and it's a back door shattered so I told Katherine the girls get the [ __ ] out of there we left had to run to the neighbors talk to the neighbors and now I just said the cops are finally here inside we see the possible burglar broke the downstairs slide door as an entry point which the ACE family took a pretty nice photo of for their thumbnail oh no what do we do I'm so scared and even though the alleged robber entered through the ground floor they only ransacked the upstairs taking cashless wallets bags and Austin's gone including the magazines for it they did take my [ __ ] gun he took all my damn clips to hide hella clips I was ready thankfully I broke it but the robber took no electronics not even the ace family's cameras which are critical to their YouTube channel he left the computers left everything else they left the vlogging cameras they didn't take anything nothing in here phones and laptops are hard for robbers to profit from because they usually password locked but cameras mostly have no protection from anyone using them and without their recording equipment how would we be able to see the ace family nighttime routine or da's family very emotional where they made an air pod user cry what also arouses suspicion is asked in uncovering a set of footprints on the lawn all by himself they'll hold up the hollow that's a Bigfoot right there those are big feet keep in mind the police spent ages inside of the home and they didn't see or think to tell him of a set of footprints leading away from the home it's almost like Austin wants to be the Cole Phelps of his very own story also a receipt surfaced showing top cup shop la rented out fake police cars on August 16th the date the video was uploaded with a confirmation that the purchase II was Aston this receipt apparently came from a fan of the ACE family who posed as their financial adviser asking copshop to supply a receipt Austin responded to this in the most mature way possible words at a point now when people are gonna make up [ __ ] where they just want to hold our ball sack right and want to caress it they don't want to go to another ball sack because no you know that ball sacks not not as nice they just want to hold a family ball sack in their hands they want to like take that ball sack you know what I mean they want lotion it up and add extras to the ball sack at the end of the day a ball sack is not really like it's not that nice you know what I mean it's not that nice they want to make it nice and make it more like get more attention to the ball sack Catherine also addressed the criticism mentioning how people are attacking the integrity of the LAPD bit of a stretch but how digress I'm sure L would have had a say as well but she was probably too busy watching PewDiePie videos on repeat also this officer who seems more than happy to be in this vlog looks somewhat similar to officer Oriel a fake policeman you can hire from copshop LA although the officer in this video looks a little bit younger and has a much longer forehead short oh about my head it is normal it is a nice head it does not look like a sodding tic-tac but this could be due to a different camera from the furrow and one used in the video as different lenses can make people look vastly different it looks like the evidence is stacking up oh never mind a police report got released the break-in did in fact happen marking the ace family as celebrities but let's look a little deeper the official crime mapping service from LAPD shows a robbery reported on the same block the family live on here's the incident reference number the police report shows the same day as the break-in but the incident number is different now there's a popular game theory going around the break-in is real and the ACE family were robbed but what if they turned up to the house to film the break-in and it wasn't usable content or choosing not to record anything at all which is totally justified having your home broken into is a terrifying thing so they instead decided to recreate the footage by hiring false police to authenticate it this would explain the receipt if it was legitimate five police actors five Cup cars and a sheriff it would also explain how they take the time to pose for the thumbnail look in comparison how Austin acts when an actual policewoman comes over to collect fingerprints the ace family also have a security system but throughout this whole vlog they never think to mention that the cameras may have evidence despite flashing them off in previous videos we do have cameras yes yes people don't try to do no funny stuff and someone broke into our house Austin does eventually bring up the security footage on a live stream but says the footage is mostly useless because the robbers had tiny flashlights we obviously have cameras in the house but like I said the house was completely dark and they had some little ash flashlights so you really couldn't see shown the cameras because it was pitch black in the house in the break-in video you can see Austin below an active alarm sensor but when he explains how he knew something was wrong there was no mention of an alarm going off just that glass hit the floor and I hear some like glass dropping but the ace family did address some of these criticisms in a follow-up video firstly explaining the precision of the thumbnail and so right when I'm standing over the glass I'm thinking like hey we need to take a thumbnail like that's like that comes to mind as a youtuber that that's what we do for a living we were already standing by the glut by the shattered glass door as we're talking about it and awesome deals like this hands the camera to ollie he takes it thumb down takes one second al l went like this because she was so tired and she was like I don't want to take pictures I don't want to be on camera so she went like that that seems like a bit of a stretch it's hard to believe a thumbnail so perfectly choreographed could have been taken in a second I've covered Wars you know but we'll give them the benefit of the doubt their next point which they heavily emphasized I find it hard to sympathize with this one they show their entire house in many videos sometimes the entire street with a questionable attempt to hide where they live making it easy for fans all haters alike to find out exactly where they live but it has its own species and lives nowhere else now keep in mind going to someone's private property even as a fan is never okay but the ace family really didn't help themselves here lastly and put your tinfoil hats on for this one the ace family house was never fully owned but rented out this is further backed by Catherine's brother Ryan talking about the house Ryan was probably banned from the server indefinitely the ace family break-in happened 10 months after the initial lease also they were quick to move to another property like the very next video quickly as soon as Catherine gets back from her trip we will no longer be living here where we're moving out also their excuse for why they were moving isn't the best to be honest when we moved in we were a lot smaller a lot smaller a lot smaller and we didn't know what to expect so unexpected smaller employees who had less money to work with and if the lease is correct they were paying a hundred and seventy thousand dollars total for living in the house for just ten months a lot probably fairly cheap in the LA hills but for the rest of us not so much broke now it's possible that the robbery was a motive for a video knowing their lease would be up soon that have the break-in film it for a video and then quickly move to their pre-planned new home and we have to do it because we just don't feel safe here anymore in conclusion there is no a hundred percent undeniable proof that the ace family staged this but there's way too much possible evidence to ignore that combined with the ace family actively lying in the past just puts more suspicion upon them but I'm happy to say the ace family are thriving and more successful than ever I think they were filming raccoons [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 9,187,526

Rating: 4.9392695 out of 5

Keywords: The ace family, ace family, ace family exposed, the ace family exposed, the ace family scam, the ace family song, the ace family songs, the ace family prank, the ace family getting exposed, the ace family must be stopped, pyrocynical, the ace family 2019, family friendly, satire

Id: cGUcrP_lSk8

Length: 19min 57sec (1197 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 02 2019

Reddit Comments

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[u/The_Cute_Dragon]

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