TWITCH GIRLS MUST BE STOPPED

vampire salinity banned on Twitch yet no just the disclaimer before I start this video if I'm sweating like a pig like my face reveal video I'm incredibly sorry it's 40 degrees outside I just want to give a shout out to try never liked it still burning coal 2019 thanks guys obviously if you guys are up today with my Instagram you would have already been told that it's 40 degrees Celsius who are you people from Africa or not the UK I get it okay you have hot temperatures a lot we're not used to it I am I melt I melt when it goes above 8 degrees Celsius right anyway let me begin the video by saying there is one thing I love doing recreationally and that is respecting women and there is no better place to respect women than the multi-streaming platform site twitchtv a place where you can watch woman do thing and you can also pay woman to do thing for you have you no heart you gotta go we all sprint and save to give it do it you [ __ ] death now I don't really watch twitch that much most of my spare times taken up with PewDiePie playing vanilla minecraft which is honestly a better use of my time he very clearly knows what he's doing hey you're not nude I am I'm Meghan I swear Eastern Promises I'm sexy though in a weird way but now guys something terrible has happened woman on Twitch did a bad and now internet no like woman I don't know I'm speaking like a caveman so there's this twitch streamer called Elena a she really likes cats she's got more poor cats in the background her offline stream pages cats but the background of our streams is literally a cat gymnasium but she's also been a mystery Oh cats for example one time she fed a cat neat vodka how the negatives of giving a cat alcohol same as a person you know loss of consciousness kid failure liver failure obviously keep in mind a cat is tiny compared to a person so anything they drink is probably going to be about 50 times more powerful for their body to process than if Danny G from Smither cut a treat Eleni is cat heading downstairs after she bird fed it vodka how much am i sweating how bad does it look on camera am I getting the slime on my face yeah it's it's there it's there everyone in California be like I'm melting help me help me also another bad eliminated to a cat she literally picked the thing off and threw it because it was getting in the way of her playing apex legends so were two questions firstly aleni why are you such a monster to pick up your cat and throw it a couple feet and just hope it lands on its feet unharmed and secondly what why you play there picks legends bro the game died ages ago I don't care that they added some attention-deficit new hero look he's really fast working and another hero with the small hitbox thank God hmm everyone keeps playing is the small woman because she has a small hitbox I know we'll add a man with an even smaller hitbox oh yeah it's all coming together but yeah Eleni has a problem mistreating her cats and it just became a meme overnight no one a Linney's cat jobs a few throws you don't I don't want the the Susan learning but to D monetize the video now funnily enough this led to the most cataclysmic event in human history here actually had a good take attention twitch support take a stand for cats and please remove a linear front which immediately without the lujah she's using the platform to post animal abuse which sent a dangerous message to anyone watching her videos cats are not props to abuse for views you've also got people doing the meme where they make their account out the situation someone's done a líneas cat also apparently this discord message got leaked well in it he's saying that you know she's fine she spoke to someone at twitch and she's not getting banned but the people who were harassing her might be but she actually I was good not to say that that message is BS and I mean wouldn't believe it to be honest I mean usually most stuff from discord can be easily faked anyway also guys I have a great announcement for you to the 23rd to the 26th of August this year I'm gonna be insomnia at the NEC in Birmingham England you get to meet me for absolutely free apart from the entrance fee that I get no cut off I'm gonna have some brand new merch as well that has never been released on the store pretend I'm wearing the new merch now I cannot show you the new merch is hidden a secret but it's good just come bro 23rd - 26 yeah it's at the NEC in Birmingham I'd be happy to see you there just bring me a full leg of hand please don't actually do that by the way the amount of 11 year olds that are going to turn up with Tesco value leg of ham I'm gonna get Salmonella at me ups I do eat the food that's given to me I should probably stop doing that now some of you Alinea might seem like a recognizable figure someone that you've heard before in the media that's because a couple months ago she was the person who wanted to pop he strives to defy stupid twitch thoughts no suit seriously he was said that just for that word gonna copy strike him and of course this is the one and only time that Ellen it was right but his PewDiePie mentioned many of the women in the video and they were equally outraged by it yeah video is crazy clearly she's now seeking a lawyer she sits with a ball of spaghetti smacking away going yeah yeah now anyway back onto the cat meme so what a lot of people seem to do recently is think that twitch is quite sexist thinking they value female streamers over men because allegedly after twitch staff of piping the female streamers or dating them so it would be a bad move to boot someone off that you dating now most of these accusations come from thirteen-year-old boys with fortnight profile pictures clearly the Cole Phelps of this community tell me why Helena tea is not banned on Twitter yet no I do want to go stay saying that on twitch sub basis like who has the most subs men have way more subs than women in pretty much every category but then again if you're 11 and your hormones haven't really activated yet the chances are you're going to watch any blue hair man because the blue hair makes you attach to the computer monitor compared to woman who has been just flirty enough to not get a ban legit imagine that that's the reason the way lie what you remember about ninja also I do want to point out knee coleslaw another female twitch streamer she was apparently abusing her cat as well like grabbing it to tie and stuff and she did actually get a year ban and Tyler Wan also fed his dog chocolate you know that thing that contains toxins that dogs can't process and it can legitimately kill them if they have too much yeah he finished dog chocolate and he never actually got AB and for that it's hard to find two exact situations of man did this thing got bad woman did this exact thing didn't get that I don't think there's a sexism thing I think it is just twitch being so incredibly lazy again I'm not giving you a linear path she should 100% be banshees abuse their cat more four times but again I don't think it's that anyone's trying to Piper it's more just people on Twitch a lazy bro also I did a bit more digging I found this quite funny someone running the twitch support Twitter account like to tweet apparently saying nice ass and it led to a picture of a linear I don't know how true that is I went on there like so it's not there anymore so it probably is fake illegible just say allegedly after everything is fine also twitch said this last year please watch us closely and hold us accountable the first update clarifies our guidelines but we know we'll be judged on how we enforce them look for more communication about enforcement policies in the coming months yeah you really hold up those guidelines right you know animal abuse but guys I have some piping hot tea on a linear she admitted ago as kind of a weird flex at Columbia the country she's originally from has terrible pay so she wanted to emigrate so she married a Canadian to get into Canada and they're divorced him you don't want to be a doctor in Columbia it sucks like you don't make any money you work a lot so I was like no hell no so I married a Canadian and they came to Canada and then I don't worries and I looked into immigration laws in Canada you can't just get him by marrying someone there's a couple more steps than that yeah it's kind of the way that she says it in a braggy way as well like Oh wanted from him so I married a Canadian and they came to Canada and then I don't worries but that's not my opinion because I don't have an opinion I'm the news I'm neutral [Music] next topic Logan Paul this is a nice supper the way I would done one of these in like nine years brother Logan Paul is doing the Challenger games where he gets a bunch of youtubers together to compete in $100,000 prize pool I looked at the tickets you can buy to watch it and it's legitimately just as bad as the James Charles ones 250 pounds VIP package the best seats bottom Center just at the 50-yard line exclusive entrance special event medal VIP hangout area and meet-and-greet with Logan and Jake ball that's sick man you want $250 just to have a meet and greet with your fans meanwhile I have a meet and greet from the 23rd to the 26th of August but absolutely free of Birmingham any seer insomnia bevor flex you know I also looked at the lineup of people doing it you've got ace family I don't even need to say the reason why I'm including locum is because recently he did an interview on Fox Business probably because the ratings were low and they were the only company that would have him plus his dad Greg you know it's probably got them connections and in this video Logan just acts like an absolute lobotomy if I'm being quite honest with you I'm the fastest youtuber I'm the fastest entertainer on the planet I couldn't running running I could be the quickest man on the planet and I'm nowhere I'm like a ghost my expenses just surpass my income for the first time ever thank you yeah absolutely I'm terrified I also have pinkeye now it's obvious Logan's acting like a Branly just to trickle the Boomers are gonna be controversial I've been so you said you use the word controversial yes just so you know I am an ex controversial youtuber that's know what yeah it's no longer me and they did take the bait Thank You boomers as of now I think there's about 30 different articles on Logan Paul talking about it you literally took the bait and gave him free promotion for his track and field event and if you guys think I'm giving Logan promotion for the event this video is gonna go out when the event is happening or already over so I don't know why Logan thinks he's so clever like he thinks he's tricked the Internet I think it's pretty basic knowledge that negative attention works better than good like the only reason GTA is as big as it was today is because when it first came out Rockstar were paying people to review the game negatively to bring up controversy so more people looked into it and eventually bought a copy stuff like that has been happening for decades bro you are nothing special although you did make 50 million last year and then you did show that buddy the cat's musical movie trailer have you seen it don't watch it it is my sleep paralysis demon into a film anyway guys that's the end of the video thank you for watching if you enjoyed please subscribe please like the video as well and don't forget insomnia me no sleep event it's gonna be good you should come 20 six [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,141,016

Keywords: twitch, satire, twitch thot, copystrike, alinity cat, cats, alinity pewdiepie, alinity banned, meme, pyrocynical, pewdiepie minecraft, pewdiepie jack black

Id: b9_DubBjCw4

Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 29 2019