This "Kids Channel" Must Be Stopped

you can hear my echo it's so crazy do you hear that is that noise again what's up Jake it's me Paul and something I love on YouTube is good content wholesome and family-friendly content [Music] that's why I use YouTube's trending tab to get the best content on the side now through my adventures the trending tap you have paid content paid content and lastly you have family-friendly channels one channel that can't escape the tab is Carter Shara and he is so family-friendly that he needs to put it in his channel banner now I would like to say that Carter stole this from me I'm the first channel ever to be family-friendly as you could tell from my About section now the most recent video that's been in trending is soda versus of water filter the entire premise of the video is putting various liquids through a water filter and seeing what the results are okay so we got some coca cola we are gonna pour it in the filter and see what happens here we go firstly I'd like to say that car is a genius by using a water filter an already filtered tap water ignore the fact that the only thing you're removing is partial lime scale and probably chlorine that kills all the germs ignore that also it's not really that much of a big thing to mention but the entire video was stolen from rhett and Link from good mythical more it's really it's not a big thing it's really not it's nothing to mention about take it take it take a swig you know what Mountain Dew tastes like not as good as many other I'm gonna hold my reaction until I can gain with this act I can't now I know that complaining about content theft is ironic coming from me PewDiePie steals all of my video ideas ever and recently I started switching to although occasions and the PewDiePie three days later started copying me I hold it right there crow panda mover hey hand what over that subscribers reviews no we need t-series alright we need now Kai realized that he may be cribbing a little bit from rhett and Link seeming that they in the beginning used Mountain chew now Cara he opened his mind and became glowing brain by using coke instead completely different liquids therefore it's fair use and then he completely messed it up by using mountain Jews the next liquid okay so let's let this one sit and let's try another one like a yellow or the blue one I'm trying to help me I'm trying to give fair criticism he's not helping himself one thing I noticed with good mythical morning is that they only show the highlights the pouring the tasting the description Carter on the other hand tends to just show the entire video every little detail no matter how boring or insignificant it also does that great thing that other youtubers like mobs do where they'll have something they do in the title but only do said thing at the very end of the video so you're watching nine and a half minutes of filler and then 30 seconds of actual content okay this is dropping a couple liquid edges at sixty feet here we go in three two one go well let's see that it's nice that Carter's understanding the laws of physics there when you drop stuff it eventually Falls missed it okay what vertical is totally missed it Thank You Cara you have to do it again because she didn't see it even though it's gone car you could you could just drop the watermelon but thank you so much for dropping the cup of nothing I saw I'm so happy he's on the trending tab now when the actual event happens like told in the video even that's very underwhelming for example this video when he drops up massive hotdog like how can you mess this up it's genius here we go in three two one go hot dog whoa whoa whoa in it right on the act Carter you got it right on the egg we're a kids channel so we say everything twice we're a kids channel so we say everything twice now I've been a bit hard on him Cara has tried some original content for example he's dabbled with music and uploaded a music video dica men we came from rock shoes Hayes the girl [ __ ] fitters nerf gun that's why we are number one now when you're flexing that you're number one by having fidget spinner you have quite a problem but by the way Cara made her a nerf gun video we had a giant nerf gun even that was somehow underwhelming in it for the tower here we go I think the most depressing thing is how like nine-year-olds just eat this I can't even say no in your odds anymore cuz I go to meet up with or nine-year-olds and but also like any good youtuber Cara has a law to his series he's got this individual called the game's master who apparently orchestrates all the weird and spooky happenings in the background it's quarter share the game master these are all these questions that you guys are commenting on my instagram on my youtube and there's even other videos check this out look at this thumbnail right here these videos right here are all talking about if I'm the game master or I'm a hacker this is pretty crazy you know apparently the game master is linked with other YouTube channels I googled the game master and clicked on the first video it's terrible look with the game master in the bill of nowhere Cuban guy didn't you just hit mine the million subscribers on your account was that heavy was that hello neighbor what was that I'm blown away now fortunately car has learned the error of his ways remember when I said earlier in 90% of the videos filler with the little dopamine here at the end well thankfully he's removed that 10% so now the entire video is Phillip okay now it's time to dump all these little balloons into the water you ready Liz yeah here we go yeah I think he's basically just stuck to the ground now to fully validate yourself as a family-friendly channel you know you've got the basics no foul language and make it accessible to kids but you're forgetting the golden rule or B's every video must have obviously knows this Carter Carter why don't you enunciate the tape a little RC boat and of course this thing is gonna drive really well in water I wonder how well this will do in a swimming pool full of Orbeez so now this could actually be an interesting video this huge swimming pool filled with Orbeez and somehow he still messes it up funnel all the kids love it it's so much fun I could have built the entire swimming pool with Orbeez but obviously that would take every one series of the minute Carter's milking dry is a finding a safe for some reason every week or so a random 2,000 year olds if just appears in his backyard and he will dedicate that video to opening it what is up guys welcome to the world welcome back to the most epic yet on YouTube the abandoned safe is a drawer in here but it's jammed closed and I can't get it open I mean you can hit the outside anyone how many of you oh my god oh you're influencing goodbye this is painful to watch have you seen those people that play Dark Souls 1 with the Drake sword oh my diamond sort of is the camera one yeah okay what's up guys welcome to the vlog I have a super exciting vlog for you guys today because uh there's a car on ok I trade the Bible I'm also one man some golf it's not funny you're mocking a serious situation hey guys so today I'm gonna be applying lip balm bunk I'm gonna do it from a more for camera angles okay so and that's that's subscribe another example of Carter milking videos is this heartfelt and truly sad video can we get a can we get a like for sadness please I have to tell Lizzy this super important thank you for putting Lizzy's name on the door just in case we forgot whose door it was inhale oxygen whenever Carter says something along the lines of there's something I need to tell you it's important so I value the letter [Music] a really the past few days have been kinda crazy and lock the door alright I'm gonna wait here I'll give you guys an update when I have one I'll see you guys next log but the whole time I literally just beat Lord Gwyn no anyways guys I hope you enjoyed the video if you did please subscribe subscribe subscribe like the video I'm gonna go play poker of my adopted son [Music] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,516,374

Keywords: carter sharer, hilarious, stephen sharer, cringe compilation, cringe, satire, comedy, vlog, pyrocynical, sharer fam, this kids channel must be stopped

Id: cBEkJheq__8

Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Sun Nov 11 2018

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