Danielle Cohn should be removed off YouTube

probably wondering where I've been for the past month I definitely didn't take time into my content to make things I'm actually happy with in an attempt to diversify the channel no I joined the army I joined the army and I was honorably discharged for a friendly fire incident my gun is a higher caliber my gun is actually a higher caliber oh why did I tell you bro and there's a legitimate member of the British Army don't look at my serial code I am now legally allowed to bully children now now now now today's video is on Daniel Kohn who is a 14 year old youtuber I'm not being challenged by fashion you'd help me out 13 it's allowed unfortunately it is legally acceptable on the site unlike most 13 year old youtubers it's quite difficult to understand what she says half the time so annoying on his film thing for now but there is proof flowing around that Daniel Kohn could actually be as young as 11 and you know that this is true because the person exposing her has reported the week as their profile picture so you know it's serious business I get all sorts of comments and I get quite a lot of comments each and every day but here's the first one I am coming to a new father watch your back laugh out loud I get this one a lot so even if Daniel was the oldest age that you can be to compete in the Miss Florida princess which is six and she competed in 2012 that means that she would have at least been born in 2006 which makes her 12 you really think someone would do that just go on the internet and tell lies no when this video came out people started accusing Danielle are you actually 11 this is disgusting and she fired back with the most amount of facts and logic I've ever seen in my life no do I look like it let's be honest you know how men grow facial hair to look older and how women have makeup that makes them look more mature let's remove that out of the equation do I look 11 no I am not 11 but hold on a minute she could be 11/12 hmm that means she isn't legally allowed to own a youtube account Daniel Cohen in no way onto this channel this channel is owned by her parents you know you could have easily proven everyone wrong by showing your birth certificate or something now I just say I don't look 11 it's 10 intelligence now we've looked at the outside of Daniel Cohen I want to break down a Content and I can't do that alone so I'm gonna bring a one of my mentally insane friends to come and help me what doesn't kill you make you stranger this is Daniel Cohen if you guys don't know very famous female she's been with various boyfriends like for example there you can see she's been with a little pump which is definitely definitely legitimate there's proof flowing around that she is actually 11 or 12 as you can see Daniel's got a great catalog of content for example hi that's probably one of my personal addressing so I've spent years when I'm in years I'm in five minutes looking at the channel to pick the best video for us to watch and it is going to be protective boyfriends reacts to Halloween costumes and as you can see by the dislikes it's a it's a [Music] it's wrong I know but more importantly why is there a pumpkin in the middle table I love how she says she's third-wheeling but probably the bigger issue is that the boys probably committing a felony by being with her this woman is going to jail she held she's at she oh yeah I thought you said I feel like I'm gonna go to jail after this I'm gonna stop what it kind of looks like the lights on a police car you'll see above like the five GTA wanted levels just like slowly this is not family-friendly angry emoji I'm fighting the war I'll probably get banned from the channel please I thought the girl on the right was her and I was like okay a bit weird but respectable then she comes out as like police officer off you go it's okay guys it's not on a dog costume she has the fedora look it's fine oh no he's blind bonus now there's a pumpkin on the pumpkin delete this why is the conclusion we can take away from Daniel Corrigan okay guys this is getting a bit too intense so I need to reintroduce brave mmm a break is when I look at funny meme that you post on internet I laugh you laugh no one laughs ah let's look at this mem eh oh my god epic Scout from team fortress game epic maymay I'm getting rid of this segment it's terrible well-written structured original joke our para cynical dankmemes were two days later pyrocynical oh my god it's so true I'm getting rid of me and break its its ass my subreddit is AIDS now there is another video that Danielle uploaded it's fortunately not as explicit but still kind of weird this video she attempts to turn into Jojo see wow it's kind of like turning Cthulhu into super Hitler Satan but she's like she's 2 years old whatever Stefan where that radiates positivity Danielle I didn't want to come to this delete this Susan it's not a real rocket launcher okay Susan now one thing I know it's about Danielle is that she says so many things so many philosophical ideological things but at the same time she says nothing at all like there's this one part where she's applying makeup which she totally stole from me by the way you to James Charles disgusting I was doing it way before the both of you and when Daniel speaks the amount of sentence fragments and jump cuts everything she says equates to nothing I'm sure her brain has just ascended normal human comprehension and she's speaking some kind of super line slender teeth for corner of need [Music] see guys I'm not copying PewDiePie anymore wearing I'm wearing a military suit as PewDiePie join the army know what it what it Sweden do during World War two Sweden shed military intelligence and they allowed the Allies to use their Air Force Base did they ever invade Germany did they ever invent Stalingrad I don't think so no they were 24 and you still playing me [Music] [Music] why between every single but don't worry guys ellen degeneres comes in with the clutch for some reason wearing her the Tomb Raider to glasses I know it's weird me making a lesbian joke I know I'm mocking my own kind it's so sad look he was wearing the denim jacket or I eat he had it come in a man the army would not be wearing a denim jacket disgusting fired she got deployed in the army I'd probably be shot by my own team yeah mercy killing and what's the resort of Danielle trying to become George OC Wow she dances around kind of works but I won't show you that because I'm not a degenerate and she plays a bunch of copyright music that I now have to dope over with my own the dogs groveling at a fee either because it hasn't been fed for a month or she's wearing a denim jacket both both are equally is evil so guys what did everyone what if I can't even say that everyone we have in no okay class what did we learn today that the moonlight butterfly is the worst bite in Dark Souls thank you for watching please subscribe to the channel if you knew we're in a bit of a freefall at the minute because I didn't I didn't do my usual commentary of pointless [ __ ] and as she tried to make content I like you choose punishing me for that thank you susan we're gonna be back on the commentary grind probably trying to offer a little bit more quality though so be sure to subscribe I'd appreciate that and I'd also like to thank today's sponsor [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,543,884

Rating: 4.9616327 out of 5

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Id: O_ZYUkLSAJI

Length: 10min 22sec (622 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 05 2019