Emma Chamberlain has hit a new low

[Music] hey guys it's me parasitical the only youtuber on YouTube now one thing I hate is flexing it's one of the most despicable things a human being can do irrelevant now I venture deep into YouTube's recommended tavern and I found this one specimen called mo Chamberlain or as I call her SCP 137 no I don't really like him a Chamberlain mainly because she's successful you call me pay I call it justice how unprofessional don't think I won't report this now I'm the chairman for those who don't know she's a vlogger and she brings new content to the table a lot of vloggers bland redundant uninteresting content I don't feel so good Emma spices it up by adding a funny face world effect every 15 secs Boing all honesty she's a good vlogger her contents engaging but she will never be my number one which is lonely Paul but to be fair Logan Paul is only my number two because my number one is Indian vlog of Somali my favorite vlogger on the entire site now Emma recently got into a bit of controversy because she released dreaded YouTube emerge the worst kind of merge now I know everyone's got mixed opinions on YouTube emerge some of it is very fashionable you could actually wear it outdoors without having rotten fruit thrown at you others they're just terrible Emma's you couldn't even see it because when she did a promo shoot for the merge she purposely censored all of the Virchow so you didn't even know what you were buying you guys don't know the only merch I wear is Gucci the best merch nothing else comes close to it this is real I have to receive people may think oh that was just a little glitch with the funny video it's not actually censored if you went on our website to buy emerg everything was completely censored there is no way you could visibly see what you were buying and the best thing is they're all Murch was priced incredibly high I don't really have a problem with merge being priced highly it's you know after the discretion of the youtuber but at the same time if you're gonna be paying an arm and a leg for merch you might want to see what it actually looks like I mean you can't even tell whether this looks like a brown coat great I get a brown coat for $18 $18 is like one pound it's the UK economy is the first economy oh look a crop top for $39 I found one for two it does make sense if you live in an insane asylum this does make sense and it is a steal also apparently most of the merch came in one size so if you're a plus size or at literal stick insect than tough luck you can't just have one size especially when the one size is if you're tiny you can fit that's wrong too TF you can't even see it I'm not gonna be spending $50 on a shirt I can't even see 400 likes sweet Jesus that means she has a point if she got likes on the Internet okay but why is it 40 dollars for a tank top oh my god 200 whites they have less of an opinion but still they have an opinion or memeing aside it's really dumb I know a lot of youtubers just come out with the worst merch imaginable this is probably a new low see what I see what I did there knew loved the video the video series that no [ __ ] keep stealing from me so if you guys are functional adults like myself who actually have some responsibilities there always seems to be that's one person that one character on the internet that everybody is talking about yes you're like I'm a big fan but hell no for $25 for a scrunchie so think yah source user tripper you're not Billy Elish it's not English look if they're not a girl I'm tick-tock I don't care now whenever realized that the people in the insane asylum were calling her out she went to Instagram to do a little bit of damage control and how do you do damage control in a completely raw unfiltered live stream and they're really cute they're really well done and like but literally if you can imagine right like someone in a literal like place was showing every single scrunchie so obviously we want to pay them as much as possible because they did all that annual labor that's gonna make it cost more sound like we throw up through it in a factory and made them like we hand yeah like literally guys it's it's not made in a factory you know you do understand that when clothing is made and it's not cheap labor it usually is still made in a factory of some kind like there's a printing process can you fit an entire printing machine in your house probably not no cause so much is spamming Queen in the chat oh yes white girls they are the best yeah they're overpriced yeah rich LMFAO mhmd selling overpriced merch that is completely blurred on the website one size would no chart or pictures to compare and you can't even return it siskel I would like three popular youtubers have forgotten how to act $40 for a plain tube top fame let brainless yeah okay we invented a new term when the fame return policies quite scummy I'll be honest but at the same time you bought blurred clothing and all the clothing sold out so like I really have no sympathy for these people Emma Chamberland is quite a famous haha now introducing the apparel you'll never know what you're buying but you'll still buy it anyway why not try our brand new shirt for the sweet price of or maybe for when you're hacking into the FBI Network to release your dad from prison and last but certainly not least our bestseller for only also this voyage of Emma Chamberlain except in a Streamy Awards if you don't know what the stream is is it's where the most advertisers are family-friendly youtubers go to accept an award I don't need yes men on the Internet to tell me who the [ __ ] I am you they don't swear they just say heck I just want to say thank you guys for being so welcoming because I'm new you know um yeah that didn't seem disingenuous so old but honestly I'm more disappointed that she didn't say epic it's been great I guess I love you mom and dad oh my god that came across as so disingenuous Thanks I guess if I went to accept an awards I would have my minecraft pickaxe ready to smite burning I came second place the guy walking out first you know a pickaxe lodged in his head welcome everyone to the National youtuber Awards of 2018 I'm so happy you could make it and without further ado i'm proud to announce the number one youtuber of 2018 and the winner is god it's me oh my guys I can't believe it's me I never would have thought it this is not rigged at all I really feel good if I would come out number one see this is based on subscribers please stop stop bowing everyone but you know what I'm willing to take some questions you small child over there what is your question that's a good question small little boy which would you spend spend a couple minutes with me right now thank you guys I just really want mine crush Stephen smash can we please get a like to have minecraft Stephen smash now if you want further proof that the streamys is just completely backwards you had Trisha Paytas accepting the speech for health and wellness Trisha Paytas who makes a video eating and then a video crying stop it stop me representing health and wellness are the most unhealthy people here [Music] now I wanted to be the first person to make it video Emma Chamberlain but unfortunately other people had to beat me to it for example Emma Chamberlain before and after LA to MIT if this doesn't get five million views I'm just gonna quit these videos are kind of discs enjoyed it and convoluted they attempt to point out that Emma Chamberlain sold out because her earlier videos when she was at home is like ah look at Gucci look how overpriced and terrible it is and then when she gets money she actually starts spending it and buying Gucci I don't really see a problem with that because you know when money comes in and you're a dorm adolescent yeah you you like to flake sure that you like to wear it as you can see me with my Gucci here I paid 750 pound for ignore this logo ignore that it is real Gucci and I mean in these clips she's not exactly flexing it you know she's just buying Gucci and it's part of the vlog like I mean to be fair if you're watching a vlog in 2018 your brain probably has one working synapse anyway so if a girl is flexing gutes unit why does it make any difference I don't know who these three I've got like Tweedledee Tweedledum and one of the mannequins through Silent Hill 3 that was mean stop along a bold in two months but it can't be more than like 50 bucks right I mean like you can't just charge that much for a t-shirt now there was one time I can't give ever an excuse and it was quite scummy she went on a podcast and talked about her life when she was younger talking to other girls and she talks about stroud manipulating other girls and try to get into their heads and it's quite disturbing like I can know I will write a good ass like mean text though like I really was good at that in middle school like I could really go off on a queen and I wanted to know I really and it would like I would mess with people's brains with my text no it's all about you have to find the evidence you have to like compile a lot of evidence you have to make them feel like they are evil so that they feel bad for ya I gotta be honest though Emma I can relate back in my minecraft days I'd log onto a server and tell everyone on the server to game in themselves and I you know I could really mess with a queen you know mess with a queen there's also other videos comparing Emma Chamberlin you've got like before and after all a how she changed I mean if you go to LA you're probably going to get some kind of respiratory infection because how terrible the air quality is there honestly again it's like before la shed relaxed vlogs after la more intense more editing but again it's like you know how a lot of youtubers say I miss the old PewDiePie when you play amnesia he had to change or his shuttle be dead yes some channels could change and then go too far and they could just become absolute sellout scumbags I do understand that but you know channels need to evolve to stay relevant you can't be doing the same thing over and over I mean you view that the three people still telling me to do MLG what do you think would happen if I was doing MLG in 2018 I'd be on 70 subs gained 3 views of video she seems innocent enough I mean the thing on the podcast sounded pretty vindictive make them feel like they are evil but some words of advice to Emma don't do that thing with the merch again plate please don't that is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life now what you would want to do is to buy some of my merch for example this Gucci shirt yes guys I'm doing a partner [Music]

Channel: Pyrocynical

Views: 4,312,539

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Id: OOTyU_tHLcM

Length: 11min 57sec (717 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2018

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