READING STEAMY TWEETS - EP 2

hey what's up guys welcome to me trying to get more views on my channel so welcome to steamy tweets part two we're putting the you back in YouTube you watch us make fun of dumb things people posted online that we think and you think are stupid calm what you're gonna describe see me tweets and oh yeah I guess I shouldn't people are new here yeah t me sweets t me sweets alright so here's the thing about T me sweets T me sweets we go through the horny facts account and we just jerk off that's it we read replies from people who maybe are just you know a little too horny in public you know these are people who generally like I've said before they don't realize the Internet's public so we put them on blast so you put them on glances on a channel yeah yeah people being horny online the only a horny online alright a horny fact number one your boyfriend / girlfriend should be your best friend who you just have really great sex with not so horny to me think about it like if you're just with your best friend and you're just like yeah we should [ __ ] ya morning yeah pretty morning yeah it's funny that people are always like I married my best friend no you married the girl that you were [ __ ] who became your bed yeah right Yeah right he spent so much time minute all that no I did yeah that she married her best friend and still [ __ ] her boy I want to cuddle and be a little nasty this used to be horny facts now it's just a morning person saying [ __ ] cuz they're horny I don't know this is serious but I like to imagine this guy's actually [ __ ] upset yeah like he's actually looking for like they're definitely British too yeah cuz spelling definitely British no it's just some horny puss in saying [ __ ] cuz they own we have to have the friendship because as you get older the sex lessons naturally well god damn it that's the fact so yeah that's a fact Susan spitting facts I don't know why this isn't quotes oh yeah other quota sucking dick is nasty first of all I'm disgusting and sucking his dick is a work of art a sucks until his soul is down my throat alright this used to be horny faculty I don't know a second it could be a work of art like can you have like the van Gogh of [ __ ] that that is an art I never want my girl to do it seems so degrading that I would never want her to but I love the art of oral on my girl I would rather get get a what I'd rather get than me I guess I'd rather give that the reply that's probably like ladies by the way my DMZ yeah what I like to do is here out while she's sucking her boy classic nice guy right here yeah yeah oh I know I don't expect her to do that yeah that's degrading I would never make her give me that awesome hurricane wet wet sloppy toppy I would have never asked for that previous [ __ ] get the best reply Weaver's yeah I am this is who I picture half the people reading these tweets and they look like Jack Nicholson - clears throat you cute dude daddy with a thick big dick that's not even the best one ready this is the best one hiya happy Saturday I mean yeah what else is there to do in Denham Springs loo easy to get a look at our boy Sundays I didn't care too much for it but at 36 years old I became involved with my now husband and ah I loved his [ __ ] preceding my dick what a precious little cocktail but smaller yeah if you're embarrassed by the person you were five years ago good that means you've grown you've educated yourself this one's kind of wack I'm gonna just give ya this is not horny at all that's not horny at all no I'm 0% turned on by that you know what that is yeah he got a mixed up this is supposed to be for the power thoughts of happy yeah I was trying to get a [ __ ] counter on Leo gifts that's what weird that's a weird response to a warranty fact yeah this one's better because it's like that's what you're doing you're horny you're weird and creepy yeah real good just Oh nude I realize this year that even though you may want a person in your life more than anything in the world it doesn't always necessarily mean that person should be you know like this is countess what if they don't value you know if anyone gives a [ __ ] I want a [ __ ] horny fact me after sex you want to do it again now we're talking baby back me after sex I'm not asking for another round I'm taking it if you're not ready you will be rapey okay cool I mean okay imagine this like like a retail response okay cool yeah okay so let's do it yeah okay cool yeah I'm waiting on you yeah let's do it sleeping with your significant other is the best like waking up in the middle of the night and seeing them still there with you is such a good feeling this cute little exchange yeah yeah between two lovers just yeah the horny facts name what started it all is this yeah you're replying to a horny fact sweet dude who knows a couple months ago he could have been replying to her saying hey yeah that's somebody's wedding they're like so what how'd you guys meet well well it was a couple years back yeah he uh he dammed me hi a happy Saturday and that was it I used to follow us to count horny facts on Twitter and I used to be really good horny facts but it was kind of becoming that's neither here nor there they didn't stop me from finding a cami girl ride horse rider 72 yeah ah read this all I imagine is just just like I can't okay cool Oh guys ready for this one is it our boy no I'm only on your page because of Cody Noel and Spock I just want to look at all the creepy ass response yeah sure mo yeah sure yeah cuz you had to put that on Twitter you know you couldn't just say that to yourself I only here because of a video I saw you're the weird ones so it's being publicly horny right now ah but and we had it the Drake clapping tweets this say my name say my name Mesa a mirror and a doggy-dog Lee he's [ __ ] her from the back yeah and there's a mirror in here wait so you can look at his self for the sex better when y'all both nasty is [ __ ] what uh define nasty you talking like you don't wipe you know shower I mean ma'am is it better when you're nasty as [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah dude it's like we're when you're so nasty it's like it's way better when like all the crust is under your fingernails yeah and like you haven't brushed your teeth in like three days morning Brad totally agree I wish mine was but nope my girlfriend was nasty like they need an outlet to get out their sadness their girls the thick thighs pros extra squishy yeah super great pillow these are facts yeah looking really good in skirts dresses shorts yoga pants etc they jiggle they jiggle soft could crush a watermelon literally anything else cons nothing they're perfect when would you ever want your girlfriend a crush a water that'd be the scary yeah let's get in the bedroom she's like bent over a watermelon between her yeah what's up baby loads everywhere oh [ __ ] I'll let you know I don't [ __ ] around nice ones like eye contact while she crushes a water man only one name in my phone gets me excited vaginas are expected to be bald it's super soft with no stubble smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy discolored hey what the [ __ ] I'm right here sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth I love it but it makes me uncomfortable the word bald I just don't it's it's just basically uncomfortable moist I finally but all this weird cuz it makes me think I'm like the old ball like mr. clean I just say yeah like shiny her vagina has a [ __ ] Goldman Sachs account okay oh you should getting hair plugs on your vagina this is sexist I don't have any desire to put my nuts in a girl's all right Russ calm the fly down put my shaft the balls that's [ __ ] disgusting but the shaft is I will get the dick and romance I deserve I will get the dick and romance I deserve I will get the dick in the roomies oh you guys his own foundation this is someone wishing in a bigger day Judi just had it he's just out of fountain with a handful of pennies I will get the dick of a romance I deserve y'all really want to get married and have sex with the same person for the rest of your life I mean there's only one answer to this what yah Mon or cus just curious both Walt no it's more like a casual cursing like you forgot something yeah all right yeah yeah everything all right [Music] well that's fine yeah these weren't very warning no no not at all no I I don't think they're horny enough so I think we need to start our own Twitter account yeah so we're gonna start the steamy tweets account and you send us just the horniest thing you've ever said online and what we're gonna post them up will have an account that's actually horny yeah actually sneeze didn't do anything for me no he's gonna do it cool cool okay cool you wanna get you guys can get up first I mean I said I'm just gonna chill for a sec just knows it's a leg day yesterday so oh yeah yeah I saw right yeah yeah okay cool um I'm just I'm just gonna check out this ebook I've been reading mmm get started on that so I'm gonna go this way actually have pressure we're short of the stools all right I have a boner my girl wanna go wrong she owes on my drawers trying to give me rubble head I'm like that's [ __ ] dangerous what kind of game is this we should do this at home instead with a condom in the bed what's the last time you got checked we need to take tests before we even think about sex to be honest I'm a virgin but I guess shots for the head this house

Channel: Noel Miller

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Keywords: comedy, satire, cody ko noel miller, tmg, noel miller, cody ko, spock, spock music, tiny meat gang, love island, steamy tweets, suki, fortnite, games, cody and noel, uncle noel, thats cringe, thenoelmiller, noelle miller, vine, rap, sketch comedy, roast, stand up

Id: S-l79rJiDTA

Length: 13min 17sec (797 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 22 2018