STEAMY TWEETS EP 3

all right everybody I don't even know what camera to look are you rolling with this okay are we wrong with that or which one are we rolling I think we're rolling with that one or this you roll on this yeah we're on on those rolling on that sound hello we're wrong welcome everybody to the horniest series on youtube we're back again and this time it's real steaming yeah you're saying yeah I think the Internet has gotten hornier since our last video well that's good cuz so if I got him so um you guys know the drill if you don't your first time watching steamy tweets we're gonna look at people being horny on main and we're gonna give them a light roasting and this time there will be no failed cameras cuz we got camera one and camera two camera no you said me feel free to just report along at home joke we have like a selfie cam GoPro cam alright so what was set it off with it just a horny fact um wife he isn't a girl who smokes with you and [ __ ] you whenever wife he is a girl that motivates you and make sure you aren't slipping in life fast my brain is so small that I like forgot what was the point of the tweet like halfway why can't it just be everything yeah why does it have to be like mutually exclusive it's like you're either she's out there motivating you or she's smoking and [ __ ] a good job yeah here's a [ __ ] hit that dab hit that dab dude there's way too many gifts of us doing this yeah tired of motivating them nowadays we just smoke and smash damn dude just just like one of those positivity accounts like giving up one day a man [ __ ] it somebody come over here and suck my dick dude I'm tired of this unpopular opinion back shots edition first of all I took I took a look at freaky moods 9 okay first of all who ever made freakin moods 9 made 1 through 8 as well it's all [ __ ] freaky you know like you know how like when you scroll on an account and like eventually you get to some bad [ __ ] I went like four posts down it was just someone just getting I just don't like that as a Barbie doll alright so she said if you're not pulling my hair tying me up or sticking your finger in my ass you're boring and it's time to switch positions the tying me up part is where I get hung up I don't if you don't know you're not ya know exhausting sex would be doing this every single time just do a quickie like I work in 15 minutes babe yeah I'm horny I was a survival kit let's get to it I just got a little graphic image like in my mind this same she's describing is like a cartoon scene it's like some dudes like and if you're not doing that you're bored yeah this is for the guys oh listen up okay when you're stopping so you don't come it's no so you don't come yeah yeah like it's a myth yeah oh yeah you're about to come okay yeah it pulls us further away from coming which is annoying as hell just switch positions if you aren't elite enough for this one wait freaky moods 9 posted it and freaky moods 8 retweeted it she's replying to both 20 minutes 9 and 8 she's saying that all she's saying okay if you hidden it from the bag and you're in here at the stop because you're out there yeah you aren't elite enough for back shots yes don't stop yeah maybe yeah that's not gonna change that buys you maybe 10 seconds I'm gonna come maybe we should switch yeah I'm still gonna come positions gonna make it worse yeah yeah oh my god like knew everything [Laughter] unpopular opinion skinny guy edition all right here we go mmm skinny guys got the best dick I said it once and I'll forever stick to that [Laughter] came ready yeah boy this just went in on what happened this guy says she needs to switch teams and come to hefty boy squad yeah and she goes no I'm good this seems to be a popular thing goes look at this baby slam dunking in that [ __ ] Jesus baby explicit girls are oh yeah so she goes they be all deep in that [ __ ] - I ain't mad at them though girl I know and then they just like all up in the guts you know from experience or you saying all up in the guts I know he's like yes any dudes oh my god we just scramble in my [ __ ] dick be knocking over the shower gel in the bathroom rearranging the furniture and [ __ ] she says I think she's just talking about a dude named dick [Laughter] named Melvin but chicks me too busy looking for a 250-pound muscular dude that they think will protect them half the time bigger dudes be the biggest [ __ ] yeah I don't think anybody 250 has ever tweeted anything like that no skinny tall white guys have the best dick no death Oh skinny skinny weight no skinny tall white boys boys we're in hell yeah I've always thought about making a private Twitter so I could tweet reckless and not care but at this point I wanted tweet I need dick shoved so far down my throat I could feel the kids swimming in my stomach then I'll tweet after that your name is a [ __ ] dude sad anymore I don't think II need a private account you've already wrecked could you imagine reading that just in between like CNN and some dude at work oh my god I get off at 3 I can be men who eat [ __ ] for their own pleasure go to heaven always always you know that was the original title of the movie all dogs go to heaven yeah all box mantras go to heaven are also liars go to heaven yeah yeah who's eating [ __ ] for their own pleasure not this guy yeah I eat it to satisfy my partner and make her happy just do not eat it to make myself happy thanks very clear I don't like the taste I don't like the texture um just in general it's a very off-putting experience but happy wife happy life you know what they said or hell for this [ __ ] we do after [Music] [Laughter] [ __ ] I love dude is how horny like sexting all of it is always so horny but the actual thing maybe seven minutes oh yeah yeah people talk about [ __ ] for hours yeah yeah you're gonna get there and be like so what do you what do you want to do I just said you were going to hell for what you were gonna do to me yeah and you show up to my house and you're like hey girl get a bunch of text drama [ __ ] your [ __ ] yeah I'm gonna do it all night we don't come over I just want to have sex like this could be some serial killers missionaries looks like hell lost their most devilish soldier then oh my oh [ __ ] I can hear him licking his [ __ ] yeah yeah I'll suck my man's dick nine times a day if he want me to I heard something yeah that's too much yeah I'm good that's [ __ ] seven too many dude this is the weirdest reply there's no more inappropriate place for a gif of a [ __ ] baby then this thread why dude of all the things just a [ __ ] yo babe this is me when you suck my dick the urgency this are you seeing anyone are you seeing anyone wine really goes straight to the [ __ ] G no I mean it explains why I get so horny [ __ ] every time I drink wine it goes right to my loopy that went straight to my clinic alright there's a new one straight boy text this account is like straight dudes with no game just like basically what we're talking about a minute ago it's like like just vulgar not really that appealing tool yeah yeah I have no words you don't need words for when I [ __ ] you why I love a man who doesn't use punctuation or speak English I love a [ __ ] that has no words for when I [ __ ] so hard in her mouth it looks like milk coming from an overflowed cereal bowl then it drips down in her [ __ ] to make hella kids so I can have them whoa what that's weird but what kind of sex is that Oh baby I'm gonna [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of you every morning you're so mine it's gonna be great we will do all positions boot yes I'm talking to her vagina like it's a plate like he's the rock whatever you act up and become a [ __ ] I'm gonna stick it in your ass and give you a nice load I'm gonna suck your [ __ ] eat up your [ __ ] suck your nipples kiss your neck just wait it to us why am i fat pink handing you you're gonna scream [Music] that's funny but I also love this [ __ ] how this goes in reverse mode I'm gonna stick it in your ass and give you a nice load I'm gonna suck your [ __ ] you never let see and then suck your nipples and finally top it all off I'm gonna kiss your neck let's do a couple more over here yeah yeah dude there are so many these are like the 70 I kept you can't tell but my penis is getting sucked all right so some of you when I asked for horny tweets you just sent me something horny kind of defeats the purpose and most of them were stupid but we had two that were funny I had a girl tell me while having sex [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of me like I'm your little [ __ ] daddy and to that I say your mom doesn't count this is like some random porn star not that I would yeah yeah I know you would know yeah I don't I just kind of yeah I'm not getting on knees in these heels darling I'll suck it like this money though that's actually funny it is but it also you can't gotta be shredded to do I just want to say that they're doing a wall sit first yeah Rebecca kaiyuan s 66 the other night you are the ultimate [ __ ] destroyer that's beyond sex loved your oiled-up tits and your beautiful knit piercings I did mine myself haha pleasure / pain from a filthy old punk bastard 1977 kingsroad what is just a dress just shouting out his pub hats off man this guy's yeah a true Sikh yeah Karlin I appreciate you yeah all right I came across this don't just just keep your eyes on what matters I'm looking man I gotta call my mom make this came up just you know just digging actually know someone someone sent me the reply to this one not so big absolutely okay big black monster [ __ ] I don't more like big black one and of course we it wouldn't be Stevie if we didn't get it oh yeah here we go keep your dick pics if it's not a video of you coming while you moan my name is hell but then imagine her DMS after that boy but your name our boy cadence he's got the camera down here yeah ready imagine running your hands over his boxers feeling the pre-cum and whispering damn boo I got you so wet and [Music] so [ __ ] emasculating I'd be like am i sweating tons of pre-comp yeah squirt for you [Laughter] we just gotta let it it should come naturally though yeah yeah anyways thanks for tuning in guys um this is a really steamy episode I would say party Lamaze yeah pretty [ __ ] horny I'm tired I'm spent you guys want to share some water oh yeah yeah definitely yeah we should definitely share some water higher this this is like what it feels like after I have sex yeah cuz I'm so tired God one Mike [ __ ] fat pink head swells up I'm a boss [ __ ] you say you run this ship or you just walking you top dog down I guess the popping just I don't put the [ __ ] game in the coffin

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Views: 5,991,216

Rating: 4.980525 out of 5

Keywords: noel miller, tiny meat gang, cody ko, tmg, love island, steamy tweets, suki, fortnite, games, cody and noel, uncle noel, thats cringe, thenoelmiller, noelle miller, comedy, satire, vine, rap, sketch comedy, roast, stand up

Id: Imf1CLw8fSA

Length: 16min 19sec (979 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019