SIDEMEN EXTREME BAKE OFF

oh my god oh my god oh my god i'm ready bro welcome harry take the kick take it that looks like what i produced after a horrid night out i knew something was wrong i knew something was wrong hello and welcome to the simon baker here at the big london bake [Applause] today i'm joined by a big bunch of master bakers oh look at this [Applause] and this of course is a halloween special vic i thought you was coming as paul bollywood what are you doing i'm drinking short straws never mind i'm of course the joker and of course any good joker needs a batman so please welcome mine [Applause] he's better than you you've been done it yeah it's like a mirror batman did you eat robin hi guys steven needed a little bit of help today so he brought along this stud muffin half right excuse me anyway for this competition you will need to be partnered up don't fall in love this time joe your teams will be joe you're with jj ethan you are with simon vick you are with josh which means toby you're with harry we can it's a solid bunch now for the challenge you will have two hours to create a halloween themed cake at the end of which barry and ben from sorted food will be judging you [Music] for this halloween special we want to see who will soar to victory and who will put the it in [ __ ] this is going to be intense get out nice horror movie love it now seriously get out [ __ ] puns like that you wrote this so without further ado and your marks get set make a cake vic and josh are baking the sugar skull toby and harry are baking the monster cake jj and joe are baking the haunted house ethan and simon are baking the mummy cake a haunted house easy we have to make a haunted house welcome to the big we have to make that big bite oh [ __ ] out i've heard this is what are you cooking we're doing like a [ __ ] monster like a monster thing at some point we're going to pitch a great idea to people that is our main aim today to get business right the sugar skull cake oh no man look at the game in the house i know what you got to do with your [ __ ] baby it was randomized no cap round the world no cat no no cap ask tp i'll steam it this one right oh my mate come on don't waste the mixture right simon are you ready for what we're going to create today where's harry harry harry harry seen it he didn't think it was that bad i think yours is the easiest two hours have started and and so far he's walking around [ __ ] happy [ __ ] i'm trying i'm banging into everything what you're not here no i know do we have to put these on fam whoa where's my man we've been ruined that's quite techy you've legit that's just the cake how that's literally a cake with flakes on it you always okay with things on it it's just a bit more intricate than us we're building a house i mean it looks like it could be worse how good you've got the easy one wait what is that easy one today you'll be making a mummified masterpiece using soft fluffy sponge buttercream fondant bandages bubbly eyes and all spooky and foolish decorations you can find in your creation corner so you should have everything everything's pretty it's pretty much all weighed out except for this yeah and your creation corner is over there you can hurt yourself to flavourings nuts spices colors candy we've got this he's got okay we expect good things your time started by the way do something the time started guys this isn't a joke just in the way here come on let's let's go find our sheet of plenty of things to say melt the butter in a small saucepan on heat eight let's send this over there let's let's wash our hands first hi gene coven he a occasionally stirring with a silicone spatula top drawer everyone we're going camera okay i know we are it's go time all right let's go let's go wash your hands wash your hands wash it out i ain't washing my hands do you mean you're not washing your hands it builds up immune system if i were you guys i would go and tell off everyone who's not following hygiene in the kitchen i'm just saying and i think we should even mark that down you know if you have to tell them that is the sign of a poor baker soft buttercream there's a million more words please just number one call it just say that live to make our sponge check the oven is very heated to 180. yes where is that oven yeah found it 180 pounds step one already halfway you're not in the classroom protractor as well can i deflate this because i can't see anything get rid of it get rid of it why would you ask me and then not do it i don't know would you recommend freestyling with some spices what i keep that hidden they're gonna get someone's gonna steal that i think you're the only ones doing the skull someone will still steal it not that they need it so i'm just gonna go through these exact measurements already i think so yeah yeah [ __ ] it yeah all right we're off right my dick is about that i've always told myself yours is more than twice the size of mine if we went tip to tip we might be the same length should we do it oh my god i'm scared crack eggs into the silver mixer bowl pow and add the sugar how much sugar yeah you can do that with the mix bowl's over there yeah yeah and the question is when does the [ __ ] show start hey guys hello hello how are you doing we've been we've just only just started we're we're off we're off to a flying start have you got a lot of bacon experience nope no you have one different kind of bacon that's a classic one it is good um yeah the only thing i've got i can't really see what's happening because this thing i'm not looking down and seeing well i know how uh wow whoa whoa you thought i was doing that we need scales no it's on there look that says five five g's so we go on zero now go to zero so now pour in 260 grams of flour yeah you're making yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're not gonna need stiff peaks you're making a meringue buttercream okay it's not like meringue is in like little more beets ones okay in the buttercream so this is the monster cake i believe so okay so when i heard monster cake i was thinking you know someone bin laden no yeah jimmy savile yeah monsters yeah and and you don't want your kids to eat that do you no no i don't tweet your kids which some of them did do don't i don't do this don't do this what one handed crap batman i'm batman there may be shell in there so maybe i was i i will opt for the two uh the two hand crap this time looking at any shell of course not god no sure oh thanks you know i can do this because i have chickens at home i get fresh eggs every morning you get them every morning three hole there that and then use your those two fingers to open it up apart makes sense so like that yeah crack it on that bit and then pull apart yes yes we don't have as much egg as we intended there for the haunted house you could do a little joe weller exploring it doing one of his videos oh yeah yeah yeah he could elliot crawford all i've done is this and i feel like this looks good you're looking at it it's more liquid than when it started which is moving in the right direction and now i'm i'm worried bro that's the yoke are you yucking me are you gonna put jesus oh my god oh it's a nightmare trying to cook with us i can't i can't i can't say what do you do with this we cracked them what's that in there that's leftover flower we can get out so we just gotta get it measurements in baking don't matter we don't want to make it too flowery right because it's too um dense dense yeah no sure less flour lighter it is oh no this is this is an early blunder i just had a baby on the table chicken died for that oh yeah oh mate i think it looks good there right anyway we have 15 minutes is it is it helping to scoop it up it's been cleaned it's been cleaned it's been cleaned right yeah yeah yeah yeah old brother oh yeah that's looking good bit of this yeah bro this is what is this oh this is fun you're doing good you're doing good you're doing good am i yeah yeah honestly this is tough this is a [ __ ] workout bro don't put no no no no no no no no no no we don't do this we don't do this why not we don't take egg off the counter it's fine can i get a clean counter it's a lot in it but i think combine the flour use scales and mix it and sugar that's the sugar if in doubt whack it all in i mean it'll make it nicer add any powder flavorings now so do you want to make it chocolate or like spicy sweet you can see better there we go nice what did they say on that i don't know i'm gonna have a go yeah whip it chef it cop it lock it press it bubble that's right the judge just didn't see it oh no he's right behind just right behind you what they can't see i'm gonna what they can't see it's fine right it's fine but don't worry i tried the one-handed crack i now know my level um so we will not be attempting that ever again is there a bin oh wow um there's more than i expected there to be [ __ ] i don't know what this is for is there a chop black cocoa that seems about right so we're like so start lining your tin well that's something i don't even know where to do yet line the tin find the tin okay okay you guys are battering by hand should we not be no no no that's good you are yeah i think you're the only one that's doing your batter by hand oh everyone's putting them you're all doing different right now you're all doing different recipes yours is by hand okay you get told what spices you needed did you just say like go with the flour spice yeah i'm keeping it simple like chocolate and vanilla you can't go wrong i'm not gonna lie i'm terrified it's not it's not is it plugged in have you turned it on no you recently met prince william and kate yeah i did the nice people uh yeah i talked to kate about tiptop yeah see megan they don't hate all black people yeah out of here first guys all right speed six whip it with it once the butter is melted remove from the heat and add the milk what is that orange all right well we may have a slight hint of orange it's almost like you know when you're facing jumping oh let's uh go see how the other teams are getting am i allowed to last go six put it to six put it to the max okay okay we're going once the butter is melted remove from the heat and then add the milk is it true your mum's a keyboard mom can't cook for [ __ ] why does she have a rolling pin in a bedside drawer you're my sous chef yeah i'm just the guy who does this right you add the milk milk is added i've never mixed milk and butter i keep stirring that okay and then pour the butter milk mixture into your mix mixer with that yeah i'm just i'm letting it mix why not mummy bears yeah change it no no no i'm a girl you not yourself joker all right you watch yourself it's a gentle joker gentle joker can i steal that for later of course we introduce it can it be your mommy best it goes well until oh until people have to taste it and then then it gets then it gets offensive this is creation corner so you can take anything from that corner and add it so at the moment it will be completely plain so you can add vanilla or coffee or lemon or orange or whatever trust me go and have a look and see if there's anything are you feeling go and have a look see what takes your fancy what are you doing here excuse me judges judges someone is trying to intervene he's intervening i'm not in the middle look they're over there go to theirs this is empty over there but they're not there go go go go look at the picture yeah just said guys my god oh my god right he was going to do it to us what flavors what goes together well would you say butterscotch is screaming my name yeah i'm not really spices if you want to go like cinnamon spice like pumpkin pumpkin spice because your pumpkin spice can do a little pumpkin little mixed spice little pumpkin spice mixed spice can i get mixed spice and cinnamon is that overkill uh i think your mixed spice will have cinnamon in it already okay what zest goes nicely with orange orange and chocolate and vanilla yeah all of them all the flavors what is that almond things almond could work i'm done for almonds oh you've got if you want it some zest you've got orange juice lemon zest or you've got fruit a bit more risky we'll do a bit the problem is no matter how well we make this cake it's uh it's in severe danger at all times in this kitchen i always feel like the harder we try on this game just be ready to fight mango everywhere i go i make the gang go ah i like it mango yes and then passion fruit pina colada should i get rid of this one yeah pina colada's coming baby you're making a pina colada cake yeah can i have some after yeah even they're trying to copy us we have to hide this what's your what's your plan with the fondant are you gonna why is it i shall leave how do we get it down uh lads mate at the back oh yeah thanks it's fine i got you yeah we're friends are you one though right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we're not we're not using that that's fine just let them let me go let him be distracted let him be distracted we're going to zoom through ours steven yeah do you know where the zest is zest well you've got oranges here oh we actually have to make it i think sir i'm i assume so organic zest pretty sure he forgot my name that's why i didn't ask me [Laughter] it wouldn't fit in there it's not gonna fit what are you doing it's not gonna fit what what [Laughter] what's what it doesn't fit harry while those children play what happened i know what you did what did i do i know what you did you committed to a flavor yes pina colada buttercream pina colada thing it's about to be it's about to be fired hey you're doing a great job [Laughter] joe what are you up to because i feel like you're gonna have to steer this ship uh my friends we're mixing mixing we're we're getting there we've got oh was that a slave region oh okay so double hey guys i've just come to the table right now how's it going it'll be really strong what is it no maybe not is it a no i wasn't thinking drop it into your mouth i was thinking do this yeah oh no i know i'm against this one all the spice yeah [ __ ] it that smells good that smells good i've secured some pina colada flavoring that could be good pina colada and orange vanilla probably goes better right sounds tropical vanilla probably makes more sense right vanilla chocolate orange chocolate orange vanilla it probably makes more sense than chocolate orange and pina colada right what's up vanilla yeah so check out just a few drops of it and i'm not even joking bro that's looking where i'm going oh is it that easy tell you what i'd say coffee yeah coffee and coffee and toffee the food yeah or coffee and almonds oh i like that okay i'm gonna take them over and my teammate will discuss if i taste this now was it to be a good taste buff that's it it's flavored well bro honestly oh my oh bro it tastes good it tastes good almond sponge okay with coffee toffee flavor okay okay yeah yeah yeah all right we can cover that up everyone's getting very excited by pina colada have you tried it can you take this away please can you give it to another team it's vile no one's thrown an egg what's going on we use them i know someone's trying to take on him i mean i'm the [ __ ] joker look at this statement yes and hey there it's on the speed force b4 speed 4 joshua all right it says don't over mix the sponge hey harry hello i've heard your mum's a keen baker she has a cream pie every morning i'm going to taste that something all of us have put it on our wrist lovely i can taste i can taste the alcohol yeah it's mostly alcohol the alcohol burns off it leaves you with vanilla ah i see no this way what are you doing you can't you always want to wander don't you you could never stay still get cooking no we need a bowl we haven't got a pink flower bowl it says mix eggs and stuff in a pink flower bowl oh boy oh oh it's looking good right yeah um what's up what type of sponge you making we're decorating it it's fine it'll look good that'd be a nice sponge is this the rectangular cake tin that's right hanging like the cakes in yeah no is it though no no no this this this this angle that's skull yeah it's close enough just a little bit thicker you know you can use the weighing function on your mixer well we should have read that you gotta beat it beat it let your life depend on it all right give it a good beating be it like my parents really get your back into it give it something now like hold like this that's it and then whip it that's it whisk whisk let all your aggression out did you add flour yeah yeah yeah oh you know i've got me worried about everything both come over and said the same thing it's quite thin but i'm sure it's fine yeah now use this and insert meme here replace the bowl with something reddit you know what to do and then what then turn it out on top of the cake that sounds risky so it's like a sponge rectangle with a bit of chocolate oh i see it that's how you get the shape yeah because the sponge would have a clean film with that okay no no no no no thank goodness we have an expert thank you thank you i'm the expert okay so then we just shut that in we're gonna pour half of it in only half of it oh yeah i think i honestly think we're flying it i've never seen a man look so confident in a pumpkin outfit did you do a food tech at gcse anything uh i did do food tech by failed i burnt my hand this this scar is from food tech wow yeah and people say he's had an easy life our cake mix is the same color as the metal tin [ __ ] it put it in the thing does it smell good did we put vanilla extract in no let's do oh [ __ ] let's put something yeah yeah like five drips yeah five drips seems about right fluffy later the butter goes in got you this is what i'm putting in my body every time i eat cake yeah bro worth remembering that take a smaller slice next time never feel guilty about it but just take a smaller slice shall we eat this try it try it it can be right because it doesn't matter what color it is it matters how it tastes get it in we're going to decorate it stop panicking put it in the tray thanks harry oh i'm panicking now oh put it in the [ __ ] tray we don't have our job we don't have time we don't lose our jobs so it's dissolved the sugar yeah without scrambling the eggs it's when's the sauce welcome to uh welcome to sabotage central over here batman uh we're gonna need some flavors that are gonna ruin a [ __ ] sponge i'm going to set time in 15 minutes before or after the cake goes in after oh actually on time it looks it looks good thanks meanwhile line your two square cake tins with greaseproof paper and set aside oh [ __ ] this is gonna be this this is like the boring bit now doing the tins wait so we just chopped them in there and then we're pretty much done pretty much done this is decorated it's actually not as hard as we think oh wow it's a decorating that's where we're gonna come alive as well the issue i've got is i've not actually brushed but i didn't brush my teeth earlier but then i had a big breakfast earlier what would you mean like this year all right let's [ __ ] go that's actually not bad oh god i'm dripping everywhere hey how's it going [Laughter] bro it looks butters it's fine it's fine trust me it's going to taste nice that's good that's good and remember this whole thing's gonna rise and make like a thin sponge we're only baking it for 15 minutes it's the worst color i've seen in my life color one thing is the tray too big consistency [Music] did you put coke in it no you sure i'm horrified we've been told this is the most difficult bit if we if we but if we burn the eggs here we cook the eggs we're finished is that going to be a cake did you measure did you measure out your flour they gave us are you missing a lot of flour it's not missing i think you've measured i think you're going to measure out your flower did you measure it out from this oh my goodness oh my god oh my god is that oh [Applause] oh yeah yeah yeah all right i've been a bit mean to you so who do you want us to spike with coconut oil [Music] [Applause] you know i knew something was wrong i knew something was wrong making that do its thing you know thank you man i'm pushing that right to the edge push me to the edge all my cakes are dead all my cakes are dead huh ah is it good yeah i don't like you being there yeah don't eat don't you have all but we actually need it to you think we put too much or not enough i think did you put any flour in it we did everything that was there we put in three measures like waders yes yeah okay it's in the oven i'm gonna double check oh please do we wanna work in a clean environment we do don't we clear clear space clear mine yes yes just chuck it on there yeah okay i think we might be doing the best out of everyone else i think so i think we're we're out the way so people aren't coming over to try and try and sabotage us yet trust the process we've actually got this is that what this is meant to look like this is what you're aiming for oh crushed almighty oh is it doable yeah i think you're really close about two minutes if we just hang that around here you just hide it in a couple or something we'll whip out is that baking is a cross between science creativity and luck and i feel like you're edging more on the luck at the moment but i can't wait for the creativity artistic design to come in later on okay this looks goopy this is more like less of a puddle this is good more cake batter what jj that looks like gravel yes that's cement bro hey yo it's it tastes great we're talking about your drive after this let's have a look tuck it under here tuck it under here okay that was creamy all right ten seconds done done done all the shoulders right knee can you can you do the the touch test oh you're not allowed to no i can do it yeah but what are you looking for not no grains of sugar i mean this is a minging test of doing it is that all right um no no i could throw some grains keep going keep going 30 seconds all right that looks like what i produce after a horrid night out after a horrid night out yes a period yes just edit around a bit that messed up all right it's not how it works it's fine okay it didn't happen what happened exactly i don't know what you're talking about right how much how much to put that under here how much how much three months into a side plus i feel very relaxed look at this girl look at us jeez look at this win this it's a little bit salty still but brain is sugary grainy but i think it's okay keep it there yeah okay yeah i'm gonna go off to another table now okay i didn't even negotiate a price joker to break up for at least half an hour and then later on you're going to cut it into one inch pieces oh wow and mix it all together so it becomes like a oh it's gonna be a mixed chocolate kind of thing oh my goodness there's a lot of margins that's your saving grace it looked a lot easier that doesn't sound easy hey guys we're making that probably recognize this from the picture on your sheet wow don't be distracted keep mixing [ __ ] me that's terrifying time for time and time you just go until it says we'll go into five until five minutes left or six minutes left i have buried nice i have lots of berries what's your cake okay how much is it all the berries it just says place your choice of berries oh so we get to choose we want to go thickened and be jammy inconsistent yeah that's what we're meant to make no pressure holy [ __ ] all right okay excuse me baking lady what's your name beth hey beth uh could we do half and half of these yes what was that what sounded very like yeah well then solutions just said that oh okay you can do half of one okay hello that looks disgusting thanks is it supposed to look like that yeah yeah yeah we're trying to poison our judges with drugs straight like that straight like that is it good yeah yeah is it orange yeah yeah having quite a lot of orange we went the right way no offense would you consider that hard of an aft six okay well that's a whole pot beth beth you just said bear i'm just looking at your ingredients i remember that i remember that [Laughter] this this is too early do you want this cup back uh no i'm gonna deliver it i hate how you just grabbed it so easily metal cake is going in the oven gun metal grease oh how long have you been come on come on are you making me on close up yeah oh can you tip it on your head i think you come with this what you can turn me into when it's finished you can do that it won't come out yeah oh yeah yeah all right pop them in the oven 20 to 25 minutes we have a timer let's try and get them both on the same tray this one here synchronized oh making jam yes okay nice we are making jam i can lick that can't i no of course you can yeah i think it's natural you are now making jam i overheard some of that conversation it's bad news this is deceptively easy am i [ __ ] we're not sorted huh oh yeah this is sick look at this i can just count in my head all right yeah yeah i think one minute it's already gone we screwed you're doing so well as well on her berries and combined with the sugar and corn flour [ __ ] i wonder if that's oh okay we've got sugar in our mix fine can i be honest with you another tea mask for their cake to just be kept on their table give me your bandana give it up look look what does that mean what do you mean we choose do you attack us there's no truth it's a juice it's a truce with truce a what a truce a what a juice a juice a juice a juice is your head do you handshake that can i see what you're making no oh hey oh hey looks incredibly easy hey hey you lot of drawn the [ __ ] lucky straw there yeah hey that's outrageous why do you need those sugars because josh put it in our cake mix instead of our jam can we just have a bit of it we'll come back we'll come back for a bit yeah have fun with that oh my god bro this is sick all right so we add all this in in like different areas this is the most unhealthy thing in the world divide and conquer your baking buddy make your candy melt do you want to do candy melt decorations how much do we need josh we need to know how much we need i'll take some grammar from my channel look look look look no stop i'll get the exact same no no no give me your soul i'll give you the exact measurement i'll bring it back to you yeah yeah let him get the letter let big man get the measurements in that fridge just gets them from that fridge it's loads of sugar why the [ __ ] is the sugar in the fridge this yeah so it's the k for kenwood and it whips it and beats it does all the ones oh my god that's the freezer the bigger one the bigger one i am worried about how under control [Applause] absolutely it's been going great going great future trainers today we'll come back we're not going to anyone else thank you they know what they want how much sugar do we need we accidentally put it okay thank you thank you [ __ ] jj decorations okay [Applause] he's tripping right it's inside the cake it doesn't matter what color it is you won't see that don't drop it don't drop it thank you [ __ ] dead don't you [ __ ] dare don't you [ __ ] dead at your [ __ ] day that's all the eyes are gone the eyes are gone basically butter starts yellow yes and by the time you beat loads of air into it it ends up almost white okay so that's why loads of volume light and fluffy and revealing color and then you can color it if you want and some colorings on the front okay um we've got some we've got some side men halloween films for you yeah what are you going to do pitching i want to hear if you like any of them all right go this is this is horror films little sidemen twist first one i'm thinking it stars harry jaws swinging yeah nice again for harry potter the silence of the grams [Laughter] um you've heard of insidious what about incestuous again for harry it's all him though i've noticed your tactic what's that just put him in the corner doesn't wash it up yeah is that is that anything he's on pot washing dude yeah if anything he was he was too slow he was holding me back so he's the aim just now just get his nail as much as possible yeah everything done now and then make it seem like i'm in teacher mode and make it seem like he's doing it yeah yeah and then he said confident sandwiches the whole whole time how are you getting on the ball that is looking good right whack that in there but now we need this clean [Laughter] oh my god incredible oh my god incredible i'll try it out come on so what you're aiming to do is dissolve the sugar without scrambling the eggs oh shh you got that if you don't do it enough you'll have grainy icing if you do it too much you love scrambled eggs it doesn't look good you know doesn't it does it it's raised a lot it looks good it looks like a boom what ours is about to be done it looks like a bosom until to build your top areas time it's time it's time to get out oh my god oh my god oh my god look what we've done where are they where's the sorted boys oh that doesn't look done then no i know i'm only tempted it's still jiggling another minute a couple minutes i think i think about another yeah another like three minutes that isn't that color give it another like what three yeah turn up oh decent yeah come on they said they weren't gonna rise yeah i was worried okay are they good bloody hell all right but it's gruesome yeah yeah all right i'll take it take it tastes good do you like the texture is it making my stomach maybe something that goes in the [ __ ] here i think that's something that comes out of the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] how are we going here very good like home we're just staying out of drama you know just staying out of it so what is it those two that are fighting i hear lots of noise they're fine because jj walked over and poured a whole bottle a whole thing of this lemonade into the mixer that's just hard you know there's a lot of effort going into these nice nice nice well good luck guys white chocolate or dark chocolate i feel like this is a race question tomorrow you've made it a race question one has more cocoa solid than the other simple as that let's go for white what you're [ __ ] cancelled man when do the strawberries stop being strawberries look at the elephant have we got it you need to there's one way of doing it like this it's clean that's clean okay all right that's beautiful that smells so bad strawberry and half a cup of sugar i'm retiring from sugar how are you feeling better sugar granules in there you know try that they're not meant to be in there at all but don't cook the egg though yeah why are you trying to talk like you know do you want to taste our icing no no uh i mean look if you want me to have a stick your finger stick your finger in it's got a minute left on timer yeah but it's by the ear well it's right here bro no come on you can't no because we're not the edge is not the edge the edge is in the middle it's fine you know it's fine you know i'm getting 40 seconds right it's not bad don't you stick your fingers in i said i said he could have he told me he told me i had to otherwise i'm getting kicked out can't be offering out my cream oh bro don't make it weird [Laughter] you know the raising agent required intake oh [ __ ] there was oh no oh no where's it say it on there what happened moment of truth i mean that's not burnt does it smell good oh that smells fine that actually smells nice nice [ __ ] no he doesn't say it doesn't say it we've been done we've been done over it they baked it but it's over what's happened our cake is not gonna rise well you did whip lots of air into it oh wait it'll be okay because your air and air and egg will do its job no you're not having them on you are they you're not helping them wrong i'm just saying they've been on no i don't think so though joe is seriously panicking because he missed a major ingredient now the baking powder every last drop in there whip it up really fast and it'll turn into meringue okay what just just just from whipping it yep and it will be about three or four times the size just like all layers and we cover the whole cake like this like that and then we do the squirty things it's just decorating we'll just decorate at this point yeah we'll just make it look great oh come on come on we're flying no no i think the machine does the whipping i don't think you need to yeah why is wow joe we stand with you bro we'll start with you don't be [ __ ] lick that no i haven't it doesn't say to put this in anyway i'm saying that yeah did you see it yeah we haven't done it didn't say it oh bro it's too late now delicious that ain't good delicious don't let him don't let him go don't let him bug you out he just went he just went for a second lick he's happened he's capping him i've tried it yeah is that he i couldn't believe it don't worry he just licked all his fingers there's something off about that i don't know what it is i'm trying to work it out maybe it's your hands you're grabbing mitts that's what it is you're dirty big speed six five minutes on speed six our team has been very nice today we haven't caused beef you just came over and insulted our one thing you're beautiful and your food oh come try it come try it can i yeah okay but don't be honest if you're honest and say it's [ __ ] then they're gonna have no no reliance be honest that's it that seems scary the flippy the fifth floor that's your team that's my partner you go partner proud of you go on you get it he's a hungry boy he is let's go get the calories in a little bit thick but it tastes beautiful yeah it'll be you know it'll be it tastes beautiful ain't done yet but thank you thank you that's a more honest opinion he came over he licked all his [ __ ] fingers so we got to get this out here somehow yeah okay look at that all right it's beautiful that is a lovely sponge this was meant to go in there and it doesn't say anywhere on there what is it my carbon at the toilet gives it a little bit more fluff we've been screwed are you going to start again are you just going with it now we're just going to [Applause] skinny mummy though yeah skinny mommy yes you've been on program lost the baby weight proud of her you know given the last time we were here judging the food the christmas cook-off was carnage but everyone knows what a christmas dinner should look like now they're baking something they don't know what the elements are so there's lots of confusion lots of double guessing but i think they're all very invested in this oh hang on oh are you ready yeah come on do the codeword we're gonna hide joe in this closet and try and scare him wait look at this jump off in a minute the peel back of that clock that is the sign of a great cake hearing good things i'm hearing nothing but good yeah you're supposed to heat up the cream then melt the chocolate into the cream we could just keep stirring it this is why you should read like they should have told us really they did tell us oh hell dang it it's fine i've lost joe yeah look at that is that meant to be orange oh we could have a blue house [Laughter] miserable now i found out oh that looks beautiful very ganachey super ganache smell that oh oh no no no no oh that's so [ __ ] good but this is where it all matters because it might look good yeah and it might taste good it might smell good but unless people want to eat it and i use unless it looks attractive at the end that i would argue that doesn't look attractive does it look halloweeny halloween if it's halloween we're going for we can do that yeah somewhat why won't we make a cyclops team that's one eye i'm down for that afterwards cut the butter in small chunks top stop your mixer and then add the butter then mix for one minute on speed three once the butter is incorporated increase the speed to six and make it two three minutes your buttercream is smooth all right so you've got to cut this up how much are we looking for oh man 50 grand 50 grams um so cakes can be sexy yeah oh no oh yeah so see cake yeah sexy cakes you've heard of a victoria sponge cake what about victoria's clunge cake oh tasty okay hello happy birthday mum enjoy this yeah thank you sorry good idea alarm going that's quite funny let's give him five minutes to call in right yeah um cut off this pretty edges of your sponge all sides and cut all the sponge roughly on one inch dices yeah okay place them all in the bacon tin and cool a few minutes more in front of the fans we have made the greatest cake you've ever seen the deet the detail that max has gone into it's in an amazon box the cream newcastle owners now the sidemen i don't i don't know how i feel about being alongside the new barcelonas big money big money baby we're interested we can get the west ham owners as well if you want okay yeah nice i was on my own looking oh dear yeah it's turned to a liquid how do you get it fluffy again have you put any butter in there no no about to put it in now we have gone into such detail on the decoration yeah parts of the female body you've never even heard of well at least i haven't yet we have done a great job it's not just the cake that's gonna have a creamy filling if you know what i mean hey and after a while looking at this it will contain nuts am i right it's it's it's a little bit crass but uh okay i'm pitching a tent baby how much of that did you put in uh well i didn't put it but uh i'm not gonna lie for two bake off vets you're getting a lot of help well no i'll say it i mean my man's doing your whispering in swiss meringue buttercream what did you just call us experts well that's looking pretty good i'm worried for this good luck why is it i wait right what the [ __ ] oh right if this is here and what do we send to timmy's party oh my god oh my god oh my god he's three years old max he's gonna be learning a lot this christmas are you kidding me happy birthday hasn't even got any nut in it oh come on holy [ __ ] that looks awful oh my god what imagine coming over here and talking like that about our cake why does it look so bro bro come and look up it's not done yet look at this chocolate ganache nose strawberry jam that that does work smell that smell that chocolate ganache [Laughter] and the guys just roasted we thought he was like yeah this is this is not how you do button creep at all two bake off professionals oh so i'm saying i said i said to them they're getting there do you want to see our sponsors i'm sorry to hear about that lads i'm gonna i'm gonna have to declare us out yeah we are come on guys come on get in there get in there guys come on for us we're out there the red team could be sabotaged i yeah i trust you you so this only has to go see that you see how we didn't do anything you know what i don't remember that i clocked how you walked away because we trust you that's why what's next oh you know what it's looking all right they look quite nice are you gonna you're gonna flatten them yeah yeah and then if you come around here look at that look at our buttercream the buttercream is butter creamy come on that's a good color that is not the environment i want to work in i'm also impressed how can i cause chaos i've turned their cake blue and then i got pranked that backfire i think everyone's going to end up with like a decently edible cake i genuinely think so exciting for the first time for the first time in history look how many helpers they've got right bro if it helps if it helps beth is probably sabotaging beth beth is sabotaging him oh that is that is a sad sight though have a look at that you're supposed to whip it until it's really stiff and it's a bit dribbly i'm sure it should look like this is what this is what theirs should look like right this look at that plump fluffy solid i got a swagger about me now toby yeah is he saying that dressed as a [ __ ] [Laughter] middle okay so then with the serrated knife yeah slice the cake in half horizontally but this way this is best work horizontally he's going to be a smeary skinny snake mate we have smashed the flavor can remember it's going to be in a rich it's not too rich but it made cake okay i'm just going to present this here it is okay has anyone put anything in this well someone put blue in it you saw me do it i did i just see you you encouraged it why is there so many of you meant to do this why have you all got so much help [ __ ] at all well we're not getting caught my eyebrows we've just created something that's never happened in the history of ever and that was the one job jj had i want to see what they've done but have you not seen it bro it's just they tried to do that right and look what they thought that is that's karma you sabotaged i don't know what what the lord just decided to ruin physics he takes vengeance for his own yes he's like you know what he takes vengeance for his own gravity [ __ ] that look at me look at me that looks like a [ __ ] me that that looks like some [ __ ] on the call involved in mr hankins and then talk to me that's right it's pretty good yeah yeah there we go that's right now it's pretty good i think they're a bit warm still no room temperature this is i'm trying to stick to a diet i've walked to the end of the room i've eaten chocolate cake and [ __ ] oh wow you actually done quite well with that that's the dream team getting up you sabotaged us you encouraged me you just [ __ ] us you encouraged this that you get pranked yeah [ __ ] you so i could get on [ __ ] fail blog yeah failed that was not cut horizontally was it if we like if we cut it it's going to be so slim it depends on which way you have a trolley [Laughter] i don't like you being here actually at all like we've done nothing all day a little berry fight you threw a cup at me yeah are we true guess what my robin caught it what shapes do you want in the house if you have any shape boobs vapes [ __ ] why didn't the bacon wanna be associated with this i think the [ __ ] is too obvious so josh they do go in here by the way they will go in here we've got are we allowed to draw penises no no start to stop okay i'm going to change it let's try and just change it to giraffe watch this turn this penis into a drawer it's okay it's not our bar the parking is disappearing in front of our eyes what you've got to remember is this guy's as normal as you are leaving no i i i've made a cake all right so now i've got to cut this into an oval though i don't have the ability bear beth us yeah call that one as well at the same time yeah i love that this is your fault yeah you'll be fine but what i need you to do is cut it into an oval for me please cut it into please beth best please please yes i'll give you a guide yeah call it do i have to do it with that one you don't have to so i can do it with that one this is what i need just a little bit of help if you have something like a trifle you know the sponge that soaks up the jelly and it's like that soggy sponge that's kind of what you're aiming for it sounds weird you do this you know please don't do that don't tie him to the pit don't oh my lord no oh no oh no no this is lucy oh no no no no you could take that off almost as loose as your mother's droopy vagina droopy i like it it's fluffy it's good it's a good i would say this is good i think that's a good sponsor i don't know there's the flavor we added almond almond is in there is it yeah you can taste it at the end oh you've seen it already i'm gonna need some help out here you had fun there i hope you had fun i think i think whack it in the freezer like a minute two minutes back out again two minutes enough maybe maybe three five so it's easy to remove you're then going to spread your ganache all inside of it because later on when you turn it out that will be your chocolate and will this solidify it will set up a fair bit we just like push it just kind of push it into the chocolate take this out i'm sure they don't need it jj's taking everything else up the freezer which is a bit of a worry yeah i just i've got to the point where i sort of let him do do what he wants [Music] he's being on bacon they let him on bake off they let this man go on crazy always some sort of freezer gate or bin gate episode i feel like we've just seen it okay yeah keep going all right this is this is painful bro i'm doing what you do [Laughter] it is going well we can't find orange juice we have to dip our things in the juice apparently i'm scared i'm scared about this step right don't mess us up jj because it's our last chance you got this second time lucky well we'll see everyone's just cuts cause i tried him no come on no you insulted her last night i didn't insult yes you did constructive criticism go go help your teammate look at him he's doing all the work orange houston i feel like i feel like we're behind schedule i feel like just okay okay ah we gotta do all this stuff why should we invite an adult let's get just get orange and go i assume there's a juicing device oh no wait wait we were on the last stretch though right we have to do something with the piping bag i've got piping bag down here the water has been too easy too easy bro we're just a skilled baker as we are they take a while yeah this is why i didn't want to do it like my major squeezing orange by hand try not to get any bits in no 33 32 seconds i thought you were counting yeah i i stopped like yes yes this is called crumb coating oh yeah yeah not to be confused with [ __ ] coating equally tasty [Laughter] now you have to wait like seven minutes that's nearly we need two shots no i need one and a half of these near the end you could take the fake cake and go to show another team your cake trip and drop it and they'll celebrate yeah that's a good idea and then you'll actually go now this is our cake and then drop that one as well no all right yeah that was good lads i can't cap yeah we're trying we're trying i haven't said a word in 10 minutes you look good i'm concentrating so hard on this bad boy this is hard yeah you got it so i'm saying yeah but you have to like hey joe what's your favorite cane what's your favorite cake jam cake dick what's your favorite dick i've always said dig i'm doing it i'm just going for it make sure it's fixed that'll also help it cool down it'll cool down quicker enough thinner layer than it will in a hot pan where's our cake which freezer do you put then oh the happy halloween one i can't find a yeah a bit more oh the whole bench is gone so please add the blue to them please add blue to the white cream do we want to make enemies of them at this stage i'll do it i'll get the blame you only live once someone do it go go go go go go go go go go go go go yes yes yes don't get caught don't get bored and we sit here wait why is this so hard to get out oh okay oh no oh no [ __ ] it what is going on wait we got it we got it luckily they're cold enough that they survived right so put in like a line just give us one line right maybe maybe two lines and then just pour the orange just over them i don't think we'll fit all of it in here to be honest but we can try what are you doing yeah why is it coke vanilla extract oh that's fine yeah if anything has helped who was it oh right your cake is called is there any more fondant there is yes what do we think there is more but she's also not said where i think beth wants to cry not too much on any like one piece just i'm not happy but i'm not happy about this why why mush it together um you just need to make sure it like absorbs and then we push it into that ganache pipe it harry yeah this reminds me of the weekend with with with our honor no no no no no let's protect the baby and when you're lacking i'll be there just you wait just you wait hey look i just want to see you all right let's keep the pace that looks great i think it might happen why is it orange that looks good i don't want pumpkin in my it's not pumpkin oh and you know what no genuinely that looks sick look this is what we're getting in like anyway then we can pour some over it if you want to squeeze it into the knife and there there's even a little cake everywhere you want all the cake you've got some dangly bits just struggle life your tactic in in protecting this because this is hobie's mother's time before this is going to be fun no no no no well if we finish it first at least we know we've done it and then whatever happened i'm on security duty harry this is incredible bro don't don't walk up on me don't do that i was ready to spin them my niece is brilliant oh you're so good what the hell so we need to make a house with this yeah so we got a bread knife we cut it into a roof can we do this yes this way around beth i want to apologize for for being so rude okay well not rude but you did [ __ ] it up but i want to apologize i would apologize for just leaning a bit the leaning tower of cake listen to some monsters go on that side of me behind you look at the [ __ ] we've got commando operator coming in listen i'm actually on smoke right now i am not i am i'm just i'm just sunbathing sunbathing no no no i'm ready i am i'm ready bro welcome harry take the kick [Laughter] [Music] come with me i'll go for your thing why are you doing it why no no no no no no no no no we need to touch yourself [Laughter] you actually [Laughter] [Laughter] i was trying to get to the end of the harry harriet on your back somehow oh [ __ ] we've run out of soft bro listen we can put a face on this side and we don't have to worry about it yeah yeah sure yeah that's beautiful that's beautiful yeah i'd say get rid of that what the lungs move that berry you don't want it in the middle don't want it to see it you know just put it in the middle that's probably enough that's that's just we got you want to make it sorry every bite you've got a bit that's true that's true you don't want you and plus i'm just putting the saucy bits in there in that yeah on top of this really yeah apparently again i'm scared yeah and then we ice it over the top and it looks like a skull apparently right so we're saying like place the other sponge on top like this then all right nice i know it's on a turntable and you're trying to make it even but if you end up with like a good side and lots of good side then bearing in mind it's just the camera right yeah exactly exactly yeah nice so like these sides are good side like there's all right that's that's not so trust me for over a decade we've been making food look good from one angle okay okay are you are you in charge of piping i'm quick yeah my life before i'm so into this toby i've where's the flaw in our plan right i'm making a massive eye yeah we've already got an eye here this is not good enough oh we can do a three-eyed monster thank you cool where did you get that from the other cake off the other cake yeah that's actually genius from you no i don't want to squash it too much just imagine like you've been a bad boy say it you've been a bad boy skull cake that's it can i go with that pull it out you got that yep two more i'd say yeah yeah i i never expected it enough no it's fine it's fine we're going to ice it that's that's pretty tasty great send me here great get it spank stop it's going to the front i want to spank joe yeah did you want to did you want a nozzle on that what i'm going to do is i'm going to cut and just do it without a nozzle i'm going rogue i'll put on the pounds you know i'm 66 kg yeah you're looking wild bro i mean i was so when he's finished that we start decorating did you ever go trick-or-treating as a kid i did yeah a couple times what did you guys uh one year was a sex offender wow can i have my clothes back by the way thank you guys for 20 minutes left we're coming we're calm bro 20 the sides of the cake bro look oh no look it's so soft bro it keeps [ __ ] falling apart structure-wise right you're making a sandwich yeah yeah so you're doing your middle bit on the cover then you're going to stand the whole thing up and then you're going to cover the whole thing all right got you will it how long does it take to set we don't have 10 minutes okay and then we have to be icing we're not going to have any time to decorate we're going to roll nicely out now yeah and then just drape it over last minute they've gone for a blue blue i think that's good it's a housewife it's a take on the original yeah i'm gonna find salvation around with that yeah i'm gonna be sneaky oh yeah love what it's a one-eyed one-eyed monster nice i like it um is that also to cover the bit you didn't have anything it's still look great what do you want to do about what they said if it looks blue from one angle it's fine i think we just sprinkle a bit of this oh yes think they're on the bottom work it work it you thought yeah yeah it's working yes i'm so on edge bro i'm sorry i need to cut i need something is he sneaking wow how do you know i'm coming because you're not there anymore hey y'all cloned me i've made the united kingdom but you're trying to make the shape that you're wearing yeah i know but here's what you do just take breaks yeah literally yeah panic and start setting because they've only got about 20 minutes left and let's be honest they're now baked they smell great they might taste okay but now they've got to look good and this is where the pressure in the tent really takes off oh dear where can this will cover it we do i can this will cover it oh let's go let's get some let's get more over there it's better than it happened now then right at the end we'll do that at the end when we finally put it up to get [ __ ] judged run up and smash it yeah fine i will we'll wait two hours of charge yeah make sure ours is first yes and when they do theirs i've got they're just absolutely pissed what is that eye why have they got a giant egg on theirs [Laughter] the the craftsman [ __ ] harry do you know what it is yeah harry bear wants to win this battlefield harry potter that is great do you um do you want uh jj to have to take a bit more control for this point yeah yeah you're quite you're quite underrated i think i think you're slashing as well i think you could finish this off oh maybe i could i don't know how the window okay so now we start doing these yeah yeah smith yeah lay the [ __ ] okay overlap them to make them look like mummy bandages yeah because they're not reaching one yeah yeah but still like the the more solid it is the better integrity what do you think we give it an extra five minutes we give it an extra five minutes to sleep with integrity in the freezer before before he goes my phone's over stay here stay here stay here yeah harry stay here have you stay here because i have a feedback it's gonna get [ __ ] up soon you want a picture no it's not even goal it's fun yeah it's like an old build you know that's just years yeah yeah yeah yeah more near the like create so do we want the eyes that have top bit yeah so this will be let's just let's give this one like some shorter ones so let's see i think this should be the head yeah where the eyes are so last time we filmed the sidemen they were doing a christmas battle um which i think they all surprised themselves when the dish they made wasn't complete enough to cut like carnage this time it feels like people actually really care like properly care but they don't don't show it i'm here to protect the freezer oh god my body's on the line here i think we did all right but the decoration was a bit scuffed i won't lie yeah we had distractions taking my mind off of things yeah in our own environment we would have excelled even more i will not leave this would you have anything to sit there you could sit why do you want to do it it's because you like we're not going to go nowhere i'll sit in front of it as long as you're nearer than that we can use these we can make like um a garden path can't we yes or are you going to do your joe wells oh he's making joe weather oh we can make a square but what is that the square well how do i practice this it says to practice it but where uh your calendar warm up not the first time josh has warmed up the tip with his hands maybe like one big thick one like across like different directions see how like these ones are going like that five minutes till set and about six minutes till the end how quick are you well i can't just put like yeah could you could you decorate it now and then just guess the scars [Music] josh you're on the eyes and now i'll do the mouth either we can make the if you do solid eyeball we're good and put an eyeball inside it wants to fall backwards did i make it go forward no no no no no no no oh my god yeah do you know what you've done that that's done yes yeah that's part of the that's part of the house it it shows the level of house if i was an estate agent i'd talk about that as a plus point yeah you've got you've got five colors so it's a minute on each color once it comes out yeah minute per feature what could possibly go wrong yeah what do you feel like your um what's your proudest moment from today joe as a team you know what i surprised myself and i feel like i really helped the team along i think when i i did the windows yeah were they already done that's all right they got that no look they go on the top oh yeah wait a minute what language is better jason come on how do vampires get around on halloween you don't even introduce yourself hello i'm max hello uh how do vampires get around on halloween they don't exist you're [ __ ] idiot uh wait that's good yeah an overgrown abandoned house [Music] it's going to liquidate all over our table [ __ ] why did the ghost want to win the bake-off's cash prize to pay for his boo job what does that mean we're going for it that's okay a minute would be that whole cake that's okay we did it inside it's messy but outside look how pristine that is pretty good huh so what's this that was extraordinary that was extra hey hey watch me cause absolute havoc havoc stick around for more havoc coming up guys what are you guys not done yet you guys not done yet so you're finished well you're not done yet you're not done [ __ ] off this is us but what's that that's the show one right anyway anyway josh we got one go away leave us everyone go away hey welcome back to part two of havoc i'm about to get [ __ ] crazy havoc yeah it's not a set has it so we're gonna put on that yeah i just think the square's in good shape oh this is questionable yeah but which one would you rather eat this one yeah fair enough yeah just off the top watch out it's all attached you don't want to pull it from underneath the face so that one comes off like this possibly go wrong it's gonna go wrong now this one this one folds out it's supposed to be frozen i don't think it has yet but they have no choice it says 10 minutes that's ours that's the name of it that's their one all right i want to see the show you just got five minutes left there's no way there's no way there when he's here yes he looks really [ __ ] good this is all that's yours that's the that's the isn't that the model one beth oh well i get oh that's what i make of that well i thought you'd already done the joke no you saw it instantly because you were pointing at it reveal the face now just reveal the face face reveal oh okay okay oh now before it melts too much okay off the cling film get your fondant on you've got four and a half minutes left i'm gonna be very careful i'm gonna be very careful careful careful slowly slowly slowly slowly oh he's even got a love heart on his forehead stop stop with a scrape another thing you're here right how are you gonna get that one but that's the side of a good kick you can drop it on his head and it's still in one piece when you pick it up again go away please i'll scrap bro layer it go from bottom to top from bottom to top and you have to pad it down you have to pat it down as we go no creases yeah pat it just just connect it just connect it don't don't press no pressure though because he's weak he's got a weak he's got he's he's got he's got don't push too hard on his nose very soft cartilage he's got a glass chin oh wow oh my god purple what is it got the cheek contouring this is contouring okay i'll i'll cut out and you can do your ting [Music] thing there's no way we didn't put nuts on a monster before is that how we're eating cake now i might have pulled his face a bit yeah it's fine we can we should you should go and study actually what give me a time check what's the time saver you've got three minutes three minutes vic you're gonna have to go wild with this there you go eye check eyeball check look at his cheek this is it's a scarf it's a scarf it's a scarf his cheek too much all right give him contour him yeah all right decoration decoration nation right i'll do the mouth wait what are you drawing oh vic he's drawing one of those s's there's cool esses why is everyone watching this are those teeth thick you're the only one cooking everybody else is finished back but he's [ __ ] poor jj do you want me to carry it up or do you want to do it do you want to do it it's that competition you're team leader it's up to you i can do it how steady is your hand i mean sometimes i fall over but it's all right yeah you should do something like yeah xyx on his forehead yeah i'll do it you want me to do it oh you got it you got it you do it well it's a little bit yeah yeah yeah all right let's look into the distance looking to the horizon that's a nice touch that branding on point right i wish i just throw stars on his eyes [ __ ] it at this point we have uh yeah and then yeah oh wow you know what i'm trying to wait it's too late we don't have time i can't see the horizon walking down the aisle don't laugh don't laugh five four three two one stop this is a stop stop there is oh you put those on it as well [Applause] fourth and final bake wow xyx where should we start four impressive efforts should we start over here okay no no no no no no no no no no what what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing you want to go first what if you want to go first you can just say is he married it's not going to last i think it's about to fall over first off all round it's impressive we have four cakes which is amazing and three and a half should we start with jj and joe's the haunted house [Laughter] i'm going to take the spider off the back which is good it's holding up just so that we can go right the way through make sure we can see it's bleeding blue inside gap in the middle why is there a hole a spider you guys do you guys have a title for your cake house i'll tell you today second attempt to icing much smoother definitely get involved it's good what a review that is what's the flavor in the meringue i might have a little bit of pumpkin i think i'm cute the structure and foundations of your house i know you were worried about it but it's surprisingly strong it's a good bake yeah so much so the sponge in the middle is good and you've crumbled it around the outside for like your gravel yeah that's because you told us to do that i mean thank you thanks and i like your nuts so the choice of pistachio and coconut on top is a nice little finish apparently the leaves are edible as well i was told that the name is edible what did you move on [Applause] second cake probably the simplest in design but that gives you a really effective execution so right between the eyes oh oh okay i want to see the layers and i want everyone else to see the layers so inside you've got chocolate and what's your mouth is that sand in there well thanks for stephen stephen it's called mummy bez yeah oh taste away good looking jam look how reluctant they are to go for bites of that one it's quite talented not sure i'm a fan of the color of the butter icing it's a it's gruesome just just say it's [ __ ] it's better sponge that is a really nice fake sponge and the nod to the fruit of like it's kind of very victorious sponge made gruesome wait better than ours [Applause] it's a better base this is the only one that's been tasted with a simpler decoration i will say that uh one of the ingredients was left out the instructions yeah it's okay yeah really really strong oh okay wow no i think we've there was steven didn't say a [ __ ] thing max hasn't said anything i think i have a big scene in mine seed like a like a fruit seed take the eye off if you want so this is the only one that's got three layers so there's a third more bake involved where do we cut here right between the eye are the horns are edible i think so i believe so i think so you made them harry yeah they are right i [Laughter] wonder how sweet that that stuff is the green stuff how sweet is the green stuff well we don't judge it so i've been saying it here for it's bouncy with oil-based cake right it's been in the freezer as well we haven't done that good citrus though for every flavors good spicing pumpkin i won't come on come on [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] is [Laughter] i think that's the best tasting sponge and best use of creative corner with the flavourings pumpkin spice and the citrus and the only cake to have piping work yeah i mean ours had some piping work did it did it did it last year there was more squeezing and palace it was more plastering no no i gave it a good pipe yeah and you've taken it a step further as well like i'll just eat that just take the cake home right okay okay this next one is what i'm looking forward to the most because i don't understand it it makes no sense at all that's not my fault as a cake recipe it's odd it's a cross between like rocky road and trifle with like ganache if this is rubbish blame beth yeah that's nice oh my god this is 100 as per recipe yeah i because it's completely new to us we're going to cut into what it should have looked like as well it is sponge soaked in orange juice stuck into chocolate ganache and finished with jam right iced yes don't know this one is a lot firmer it had more time in the time oh that's a slice okay yeah i get it so like okay just have more time looking for yeah you might have been screwed over by the time of the tent but we'll taste it nonetheless i think the triple is good it adds to the flavour oh yeah yeah yeah it does i insist you to go first with yeah you're sure you can go first if you drop dead then we can i don't imagine there'll be anything wrong with it and the bassist everyone likes chocolate and cream and sponge it just doesn't look that good oh and there's a hair oh or it might have been a part of a costume josh [Music] barry other than that chocolate and jam it's weird it works [Laughter] how is that ever going to work it's your video then i didn't pick the cake i didn't pick the cake the cakes were random i promise oh wow [Laughter] that's delicious we also didn't draw attention to the slightly rushed decorative because of a lack of time and it could have done with even more time in the freezer did you just try and see if you can lift the icing off it does this one slid right off face reveal oh [Laughter] oh [Laughter] everyone loves what our cake was supposed to be can we compare have we got to pick a winner it still tastes chocolatey and jammy it's just not all the textures are wrong yeah but the flavors are great yours could have been really nice yeah yeah it's a nice crispy yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] we'll wrap it up for you to take home tough genuinely a tough call so tough because they all have something going for them like that one by far came on the biggest journey given the most sabotage it's not the x factor fourth place gets the coveted wooden spoon yeah break the news so in fourth place dead last yes it's vic and josh but you get food spoon spoon spooney well done closely followed [Applause] nothing get this [Laughter] which means we're left with first and second place first place get the chef's hats so in first place today's winner that we all agreed on is our cyclops [Applause] mind the printer thank you thank you thank you you can change your hat now yeah let's pinch the hat alright we'll take a second [ __ ] flavor [Laughter] oh well that's good well done guys you're faking all around well done oh you're proud of yourself [Applause] steven no no no no no no [Music] [Music] so [Music] foreign

Channel: Sidemen

Views: 11,365,018

Keywords: sidemen, sidemen sunday, #sidemensunday

Id: arXJOceVJ7w

Length: 95min 53sec (5753 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 31 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/Cobraninja97]

If you want just the judging part and none of the baking part (which they also go around checking on things): 1:22:24

[u/joshmitchison]

I loved this TBH I’m of the age where I fit into both key democratic for both channels really I would say sorted have an older target audience than sidmen but I love cooking and thought Ben and Barry fit in well in this

[u/mumooshka]

Ben was on fleek with his Bennuendos LOL... saucy lil devil.

[u/synchronisedchaos]

As someone who loves Joe, Sidemen and Sorted, this is perfect