- [Harry] Let's keep on the track! Let's keep on the fucking track! - [JJ] What are you doing? - [Vikram] Yo, this is not fair. - Hey yo, this is illegal. [Vikram] Why have you boxed us in? (JJ shouts) - Oh my-
- It's a joke, it's a joke. (upbeat music) - Woo! You're were right! - [Harry] No, take that off now! Take it off right now! - [JJ] We may be stuck. (both laugh) - Hello boys.
- Ooh. - Welcome to the £500 Car Challenge. - [All] Whoa! - Behind here are three cars. - No way! No way!
- Ooh! - There are three teams today. We have a yellow team, a
blue team, and a red team. - No way!
- Red team! Red team! - Wanna know your teams? - Yeah! - Who wants to go first?
- Yeah! - All right, Ethan said first. (Simon shouts)
- Yeah. - All right, Ethan, you're with Harry. (Simon shouts) - Let's go! Let's go! (Ethan shouts) - JJ? - [JJ] Yes. - You're with your boyfriend. - Oh.
(men exclaim) - Simon. - Yay.
- Oh yay, Simon. Yay, yay, yay. - So that's the three teams. (all shouting) Go back over there. - You know what? Lightweight, high speed. - Oh my God, we're winning. - Lightweight, high speed. - What are you doing?
- What's happening? - What? He's my bae. - Okay, so throughout today, there'll be a bunch of
challenges to be completed. - I'm cold.
- Yeah. - Some will be fast, some will be slow. Wanna see your cars? - You ain't told us what colour we are. - Can we know what team we are? - Oh, yeah, what colour are we? - You'll find out when
you see the cars first. (all groaning) - Hey yo, I don't wanna be- - I wanna see your
reaction to the cars first. (all groaning) - All right, spin it. - Let's open this garage
then if we can, please! (men shouting)
- Ooh! (upbeat music) - What about the cars behind? - Yeah, you said there were three cars. - There's more than three cars here. - Those aren't the cars! - I own those cars, I
own these three cars. - [JJ] Shut up! - I own these three cars. All right, what one do you want? - Well, no, you gotta tell us!
- Yellow, yellow Yellow, please. - Josh, what'd you want? - Oh! - Oh, what do we actually want? - The red one.
- Should we take the red one? We'll take the red one, please. - You'll look good in the red car. - Oh, we've got it! - Oh, we've got it! - Okay, yeah, we'll
take it! We'll take it! - Yeah, yeah! - JJ, what one do you want? - Yellow, please. - Nah. (men laugh) - These are the teams already. I let them pick.
- Oh no! - That wasn't there. - It's a Mini. It's a Mini, lad. - We are mini.
- We are mini. (laughs) - They're mini. They're
small. Look at them! - Don't open it. Don't open. Don't open it. - Okay. - Let's get your keys. (men shouting) - A little waggon. I reckon this is gonna be quick. - Whoa, we got the shit. You've got owner. You've
run out the end of the car. - All right, keys. - Thanks, good start. - Keys. - I got it. We got it. - Josh.
- What? - There's bits with the key missing. - It's 500 pounds. What you expect? - Can we get in? It's
raining a little bit. - How do you get in? - Come check it out. - One thing I have noticed,
you have no door handle, mate. Oh, you do, but something's
missing from it. - Oh, there's, yeah. Oh no, no, no. There's a bottle of water. - Oh, it does smell. Oh, we got a blanket, there's a blue one. There's a blanket. - It actually could be
worse. Do we have music? - Oh, look at this though.
Look at that, look. The French colours for the French whip. - It's pretty, oh, that's bit flimsy. - Don't get hit from behind. - No it's light and ready, nimble. - Genuinely, I think this
thing's gonna be rapping. Our boot doesn't open. - Our boot doesn't open. Are we gonna need a boot, Josh? - Josh, do we need a boot? - Don't need it do ya, really? - Okay, fine. - Okay, yeah. No, wait, actually we're
gassed with this thing, right? We're happy with it. - Yeah. It's the only thing... Only thing I'm worried
about is if I lock it, we can't get back in it. - Ah, that's fine. - Got good suspension to be fair to it. No, I can get out. I can get out. You're gonna damage our track performance. - Oh, shit. Yeah. Mate, it's a buyer. - Oh, don't rev too much. Not too much. You're in a garage. Oh shit. - We just taken out the brake. - Imagine that the handbrake comes off and it just goes back into a Porsche. Oh, they just opened the door, bro. Be careful, bro. Do you wanna go? That stinks. Like really stinks. - Oh, man. - Look, look, look. Have a smell of this. That was you bro, that was you bro. You went like this. - Bro, I didn't move my hand. Stop doing it! Stop doing it! - It smells like leaking. - Has it always smellt like paint? - Like, come have a smell in here. - Oh great. - Smacking my car! - Ey! He's scratched a part! - Eh, yo. Oi, what you doing? Hey yo, get off our car! Stop, stop! Everyone, stop! Stay away from our cars. - I've just twerked on it, bro! - Yeah, well, don't twerk on our baby! - That's mad. - Do you wanna drive? - Why do you keep asking
me if I wanna drive? - I do not want to drive this. - Well then, stop asking me! - Okay, drive.
- Fuck! Stop asking. I told you! - You lot are done, did
you hear that start? (car revs) (laughs) - Fuck! How do I drive, bro? - My man's about to release the handbrake, saying "How do I drive?" - Bro, I forgot how to drive! - We need to get our car away from that. - Yeah, let's get it out of the garage before we do anything. - You actually like, I don't
know how serious you are. - Wait, I, give me five minutes. - [Vikram] Yeah, you got
five minutes, it's fine. - Ha ha. - [Ethan] You have a look inside. Go on, take the keys. - All right.
- Other side. - Automatic? - Other side. - Not automatic, but you know what? This is looking in nice condition. This thing's gonna go fast,
this is the Italian job. - It doesn't smell great. - Doesn't smell awful, though. I reckon this thing's gonna go, you know? Especially with us in it. This is the lightest car here, and we're the lightest people here. - No, this is lightweight. This is easy. - So we, we could get some pace. This is sick. This is, this is gangster. - [Tobi] OG speedometer, get me? - [Vikram] You got, you got RPMs up here. - Revs, Pioneer. - That's a sound system, you know. - Come on! - Don't talk about the sound system. They might try and jack it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, all right. - Hey! Hey! (all laugh) JJ doesn't know how to drive any more. Oh, he's got, he's got first gear. That's terrifying. Just the way he moved out
of that spot is terrifying. - [Tobi] Ooh! - [Vikram] See, that's how you
should pull out of a garage! - [Harry] For God's sake! For God's sake! - See this? The gear knob's like,
it's held on by, a -- - It's got a zip tie round it! - Bro, the gear knob's
got a zip tie on it! - We're good. We've got the go ahead from Zerkdog. - The pedals are so close together! - It's a Mini, innit? - Bro! They're so close together! - [Vikram] Whoa, that's a jumpy start. - [JJ] No, it's nice. Ooh! - [Vikram] Do you know
what? it feels nimble. - It feels nice, you know. - I think, I think this is a nice car. - Like, I'd be horrified if
I was with Vik or something. Bro, I'd be terrified. And JJ, to be fair as
well, by the looks of it. - Yeah. - So if you're really busy and you need to get in the car and get something out of the glove box, you just slam the door, and it opens for you. - Come on!
- Automated! - Their cars don't do that! Their cars don't do that! - [Harry] What's the issue? - [Ethan] So, we got a
twisty gear knop, right? - Yeah.
- It's by zip tie. But they're like, we've
only got five gears, but we're up here, first, I think. - Is that first?
- Second! Third. Fourth and then fifth. Yeah, fuck it. - [Josh] Are we good to go? - All right. - [Josh] You start driving. - [Vikram] Hey, hey, hey,
these lot are reversing. - Come on! - Stay away. Stay away from them. We want, we want the battle to become between those guys. We just want to do our thing. Win challenges and just
stay out of the action. - Rev, rev, rev, rev! Brake! - Help! What you doing? Put the handbrake on! Okay, so now, put your foot on the gas, - How?
- Do this. - Yeah. - Then find the point where
the car starts lifting a bit. There now, release.
- Okay, cool. (car revs) Oh yeah. - The amount of gas that just came out of the back of the car. - [Harry] Hasta la vista, baby. (car revs)
Whoa. Oh. Oh for fuck's sake! That stinks of shit, bruv. - Just really happy I'm not driving. My God. - [Ethan] That's what I was trying to do! - That is ...
- That's Ethan levels, bro. (car revs) - [Vikram] Not fast! - Got to rev it, man.
- Okay. Here we go. - Lots of birds. - Hey, yo, birds, move. - Okay. (clears throat) Jesus Christ, he wrote an essay, bro. - Jesus?
(Simon gasps) I think I killed a bird. - Oh my God! - I've no idea. Oh my God. Hey yo, these birds don't give a fuck! - Hope you like your new car! It's time to take it for a spin today. It'll be full of challenges
that you must try and win. - Ooh!
- Drive safe. No speeding. And be tactical if you
want to stay on top. - Head to the nearest Halfords
to customise your whip. I want to see them looking sick and kitted out with some new drip. What you doing? - Well, I don't, I don't know. - That's true. That's actually true. (JJ laughs) Find your Halfords, you
have one hour to shop, kit out your car and then
head to Oval Raceway! - Whoa! - Whoa! - I have no signal. - Really? - I have no signal whatsoever. - There's elderly people
there. So we'll go right? - What? - Well, it says elderly people. (car revs) Okay. All right. - Lad, you really don't need to ... You gotta indicate, remember? - I mean, that's just me
wasting all this petrol ... - At this time. (JJ laughs) - They're gonna follow us, you know? 'Cause they think we know. - Yeah. - Well, they went right. - Yeah, hook a right, hook a right. There's like the biggest city. - Oh, they're gonna start driving 'til they get a signal, mate. But if they go the wrong way here, they could lose a lot of time. They don't know where they're going. - We, don't know, driving
is probably the best thing. We have no signal. We're not gonna get a signal anytime soon. - Why is the signal,
oh, we're in the sticks. - Is your signal fake? - I've got one bar. - You got some fake signal. Okay. I'm gonna go gear four. Oh, I've done it! I've done it! Gear four! (JJ roars) - Oh my ... - It's a joke, it's a joke! - Please, please, let me out, let me out. - Bro, I'm just driving
like they do in the movies. - Bro, bro! No reckless driving. - Safe in the back. Any refugees? (Ethan laughs) - I'm just waiting to see their blue car just in a bush somewhere. - I can't load anything, bro, so ... - Okay, nice! - And you, have you got a signal? - These lot are racing it, how are we gonna customise it? What, what, what should
we get for the car, Vik? - Oh, I don't know. We've already got go faster stripes, so maybe just more go faster stripes? - More stripes?
- Yeah. - Where are we going? - I don't know, Simon. - Okay. No, I trust you, I trust you. - Mate, when we get into
more of a towny area, that'll be a signal, so that'll be fine. - Okay, struggling with hills.
- Yeah? - My flat, my foot is flat down. - No way.
- Yeah, look. - Oh my God. Okay, we could be in trouble. - Vik! - It works! An hour. - So I'll direct you, okay? - Okay. - Er, we're going the wrong way. - Fuck! (Simon laughs) - Oh, here we go. Oh, I think we've gone the wrong way. - Oh no. - Burgess Hill. Oh, they're both six miles. We go either Horsham
or we go Burgess Hill. - Are you sure that's the nearest one? - Well, let me find which one's nearest. - Go on Maps, add your
maps, like the Maps app. Tobi and Vik are just following us. - Now reverse. - Nice. Look at you. (car revs) Okay, stop, stop. - Fuckin' hell!
- Bro. - Okay.
- I know you're doing this for jokes.
- No, this ain't even for jokes, that was mad. Okay.
- You fuckin' revved it to the moon! - I didn't mean to. Bro it's a tough clutch! - But that's, we're not going Raceway now. - Yeah, but that's what we're
going after that, right? - Yeah, but we need to go ... - So we wanna go ... - Ah, there they are! (Harry laughs) All right, so we're going the wrong way. - Yeah.
- Right, okay. - 4EJ. - All right, well, we've gone past them. So should we turn around? - I guess so. - No way, they're both going that way! Why are they both going this way? - Why they both going ... - No. You know what it is? - Oh no. - I think I'm being smarter than them. - Oh, okay. - I'm looking at where
the next one is too. - [Harry] Yeah, we've gone the wrong way. We're currently doing a U. - Well, why have you done that? Well, why have you done that? - [Ethan And Harry] Bye! - That's their problem to deal with now. - Yeah.
- They turned around as well? - They said, "Why have you done that?" - Do I follow them or do I carry on? - I don't know. - Ah, Vik, there's no signal! - Are you having a good time, Simon? - I'm having a terrible,
I've panicked, oh my -- - Sorry, sorry. That was a ditch. I didn't want to get anywhere near it. Sorry, bro. - Don't you worry. Satnav Harry will guide us. - Good stuff. - Like G, like Moses. - Moses through the sea? - Moses through the Red Sea. Make it a ... - This is so fucking long! And now it's raining! - This is the most terrifying thing, bro. - Look, look what you're, bro! - Bro, I'm just driving. What do you mean, look? - Look, there's a turn. - Oh yeah, yeah. - There's a car there. - Yeah, then we crash, bro. Come on! You know how it is! It's one of them things. - Then we crash. - If there's a car, then we crash and we talk and go, aye,
so whose fault is it? - There's a, there's a pheasant. - Oh, I thought he was stuck. I was gonna help him out. - You were gonna help him? All right. Keep, keep to the left. - I mean, I've got it on the map. So we just, I can, I can get us. I can get us roughly there. - Ah. Everyone's so far ahead of us. - You know what I'm frightened of? There's none of 'em have signal. - Yeah.
- They have no idea. They've got lost. - Now we've just gotta catch
up with that fuckin' blue Lupo. - We're not, are we in
a race at this point? - No, but I mean like we've only got, he said however long, an hour
in to shop and buy, right? - Good point actually, yeah, yeah. - So, I wanna shop and buy. - Yeah, yeah. - Mini friend. You don't even get a thumbs up back. - Didn't even get a thumbs
up back, outrageous. - Our Mini's too dusted. - Left or right? Oh, hang on.
- Left or right? - Left.
- Yeah? But am I going to the wrong, am I going to the wrong Halfords? Where's Burgess, we're going
to the wrong Halfords, bro. - Oh, no. Well, no, they could be
going to the wrong -- - No, no, we're going the wrong Halfords. We need to head down now. We're going the wrong Halfords. Oh, actually, no, we're not. Fuck it, we'll go, we're
sticking with this Halfords. We're sticking with
this Halfords, fuck it. - [Vikram] I am going to murder this. [Tobi laughs} - [Tobi] We should get
some glue to stick it on. - [Vikram] Yeah, honestly, yeah. Look! Stay! - Bro! - Look at this queue for the petrol! And you're out here wasting it! - You gotta try and fit through this, bro. No, no, no, no, no, bro. Make sure you don't,
still, what are you doing? - I have petrol.
- Yo? - Yay.
- Do ya? - Yay! Ha ha, I have petrol! - KSI, there's a big truck in front of us! - Okay, yeah. - [Simon] Can you move to
the left of us? Go left. (JJ laughs) - In a bit. - There's a giant truck! - Bro, we're good. - You can't laugh at people
for not having petrol. - I have petrol! Ha ha ha! I have petrol! - [Simon] Bro there's people broken down. - Ha ha ha! - [Simon] There's people broken down. - I have petrol! Ha ha ha ha! - They were broken down! Brother, they were broken down. You can't laugh at people
that have broken down! - I have petrol! Ha ha ha ha! Okay. All right. - Oh God! - Damn, this queue's hella long. - It's still going! - Damn, it's still going! - Onto the big roads. - Oh my Lord. - We're about to, we're about to, meet the rest of the motoring world. - Oh my Lord. - [Vikram] Beautiful. - Please, Bug. Like, a rally driver needs his co-pilot. - The co-pilot normally
has a map. My map's dead. Just follow the signs for Horsham. - Okay.
- And we'll be fine. - Fuck's sake. - Oh, Nelly. (Vikram shouts) - [Tobi] What? - [Vikram] That just came out.
This just came out of the ... - [Tobi] How? - [Vikram] What's this? Parts of the car are coming out. - [Tobi] Bro, you made me panic. Don't do that. - [Vikram] I didn't know what it was. I thought it could have been a bug. Imagine. - Fucking hell, driving's tiring. - What?
- Yeah. I'm already tired. - What d'you mean?
- Like my, - You're tired?
- My arms. - Like we're all clear. (car screeches and judders) Fucking hell! Oh my God! I'm expecting that on the racetrack. A bit of wheelspin at the start as well. - Uh oh, the other guys are down bad. They're like, which Halfords you off to? Ours says 35 minutes. - Who, who said that? - Harry.
- No, they're capping. After they turned around
and gave us the finger? (Vikram laughs) Let's not tease them just in case our Halfords
ends up being shut or something stupid. - I think they're going to
the wrong Halfords, somehow. - We're gonna end up at
Halfords by ourselves. The rest of the boys going, ha ha ha ha. They're not at the right Halfords. - So this one's ... - Josh should have just
put the address ... - Oh, let's go Burgess
Hill, it's 23 minutes away. - Okay. Right. - So we need to go turn around. We need to turn around.
We need to turn around. - Look, we're there. - Oh, we're pretty much there. - Yeah. It said three minutes. - Oh, that's it. Oh, it's been great. I've enjoyed this. Ah, it's been fun. - Yeah?
- Fuck, okay. Oh. - Put the handbrake on. (car revs)
Put the handbrake on. Oh my God. Oh my God. - Oh my fucking God. - We're nearly there.
We've nearly made it. - How far is it saying? - Like two minutes. - Let's go. Let's go. - We've made it to Burgess Hill. - Burgess.
- Burgess - Have a little kick back and relax, yeah? - Oh, slow on this corner, yeah? - Oh yes.
- Oh, reclines! - Oh yes, come on! You what's gonna happen if we see feds. If we see feds ...
- Yeah? (Ethan laughs) - Oh God.
- Fuck's sake. - Oh no, that's JJ and
Simon's car over there, right? - [Vikram] Oh, okay, they're here. Oi, shall we go and do something? Oh no. 'cause ... - No, we don't wanna make enemies! - [Vikram] We don't wanna
start something like that. - We don't wanna make
enemies with them and JJ. Man who knows no bounds. - [Simon] Next to Pure Gym. - [JJ] Oh, okay. Cheeky little worker. - Mate.
- Oh wait. - Wait!
- It's the enemy. - Oh wait. That's JJ and Vik. Oh. - Is that even in our car? No, this is actually like not legal. This isn't a parking spot. - We can do this, we can do this. - [Tobi] They've boxed us
in, they've boxed us in. They've boxed us in, they've boxed us in. You lot are stupid. - Bro. - This is --
- Get out the car. - Get out the car. Get out the car.
- Hey yo, look. - [Simon] This is not fair. - Get out the car.
- This is not fair. - What are you doing? Hey yo, this is illegal. - Why've you boxed us in? Why have you boxed us in? - [JJ] You can come out! - Move your car!
- I'm parking here! - [Simon] How am I gonna do the challenge? - I'm just parking it! - [Tobi] I will jam the door. - [JJ] 'm parking it! - [Simon] How can I
challenge if I'm locked in? - Well, you blocked us in! - I'm parking it! - Move your car. - We're parking it!
- Move your car. - Vik! This is a stalemate. - Listen, let's call a truce. Ethan and Harry aren't here. - Yo, their car's over there. - [Tobi] That's not even them. They're not even here. - You convince us to go, you trick us to go scratch a random's car. JJ would've done it. JJ would've gone and kicked the car. Can I get out now? - Simon, let's go. Come through this side. - Don't customise. - [Tobi] Oi! - Just getting up. - [Simon] Oh, he actually did it. - Oh, he's scratched our car? - [JJ] And now I'm gonna jam the door so you can't get in. - Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, he's scratched ... I'm calling police. - [Vikram] Someone's
gonna call the police. - Police. I'm please. - I feel safe, but not at the same time. - Like do you know what? I'm just getting to
grips with how it works. - How it handles? - When I need to make it work. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I need it to work for me. - Oh my God. Is he? I swear if you do it, if you do it. - [Vikram] What? Look, call police. - [JJ] If you do it, if you
do it, I'll call the police. I'll, I'll call the police.
I'll call the police. - Big time rapper KSI calling the police? - [Vikram] Tobi, leave these guys. They know we're serious now. - You know we're serious now? Move your car. - [Simon] We actually can't
park here though, bro. - [JJ] We can! - [Vikram] Move your car. - No, we can't. We're not in a parking spot. Look, this is not a parking spot. - [Vikram] See? You are sensible. - I mean I'm, yeah. (Simon laughs) I think if they go the same Halfords, we maybe park a hard bit away from theirs so they don't see us. - Yeah. Yeah. - Then we'll sneak up on 'em and just, - Something on there.
- Yeah, we'll do something. - [Vikram] This one, this one, this one. Yes. - [Tobi] We clamp someone else's car? - Yes, yes, a hundred per cent. - [Tobi] No fucking way. Yes. Should we collaborate with them? Should we collaborate with them to Ethan? - Yes. You lot, you lot. Do we clamp Ethan and Harry's car? - Packed. Packed. - [Simon] Can we have a please, lads? Guys, we apologise for ... Compact. You just don't,
do ya? Yeah, okay. - What can we write on there that's not, - No cock. - Prince Andrew's chaffeur? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
like that, I like that. The devil's whip. - You just put on their thing. "We're here illegally". (Ethan laughs) Yeah? Just see how long it
takes 'em to get stopped. (Ethan laughs) - [Tobi] Vik! Speed dice for the mirror. - Yeah.
- Get some dice. - Dice, dice. - [Tobi] 'Cause we're
not taking any chances. - I think we get that. - A baby? A mobile? That's good. - Yeah. And then we steal a baby. Can we do that? - It'd be jokes. Stop following me. - It'd be jokes!
- Guys. - [JJ] It'd be like Hangover. - Can I join your?
- it's like Hangover! - Oh, here we go, Hammerite paints. - Tobi, Tobi, can I join your team? He just said, let's get a baby seat. And then steal a baby. - Tobi said the same thing. - Yeah, and he said, let's steal a baby. - [Tobi] I didn't say that. - Please, can I leave him? - [Vikram] Do we want the Hammerite paint? - [Tobi] Look, we're gonna paint our car. - So all those people
stopping, waiting for petrol? Fuck me! - Bro it's done, it's done, it's a rap. - Oh my God. - It's so stupid as well. - [Harry] All right,
so our next predicament we've got a Donny who's
just, like, stopped. What's he doing? He's attempted a three pointer. I think he's backed out of it. - He's had a howler.
- He's had a stinker. - [Ethan] Is he stopping? - Oh no, there he is. Come on. He's done it. He's done it. - Okay, so yeah, I, it's
yellow with white stripes. So we add load of white stars. - You want metallic paint? - Hammered white or smooth white? - [Tobi] What's the difference? - I don't know. - [Tobi] Just get smooth. - Yeah?
- You're a smooth operator. - Okay. Smooth white. - God scream for me. - Don't say scream for me. (Ethan laughs) Do whatever you wanna do in
your own time, feel free, bro. Not with me please. - DIY tools. DI, we might need, we might need weapons. - Weapons? What is this, a war? - Like if anyone comes at the boys, we can put some holes in their car. - Yeah. We should take one of those. - Stop. Just following them around bro. I'm not. - Trying to, I'm. - Just, we haven't even
looked at this side. Right? Okay. Let's get, yeah. Let's got one of these. - Are we actually getting okay? I think this is a better option. - Wait. No, I think this would,
no, smaller surface area. More damage. - I'm not trying to do too much damage. I'm trying to do like little dents. - No, but if we need to
retaliate against their car and put some dents in it. - But then Ethan will
retaliate against your head. - I don't care. Here you go. - [JJ] Silver on yellow. - [Simon] Glitter. Not glitter. - [JJ] Glitter ... - [Simon] How many, why
do you want so many? - Yeah, it's a bit ... Red and yellow work, but then camouflage does it. - [Simon] I think we
just, I think camouflage. - [JJ] Do we draw a penis? - [Simon] We can't, we're monetised. - [JJ] So if we can put like a massive V. - [Simon] What is the V for? - I don't know. I just, I thought ... - A V for vagina? - Yes. - Well I think you like
stick it to the windscreen. - Oh, that's sick. - You want a Gecko? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get that cherry. - Cherry gecko? - [JJ] Oh, that's Drake. - I wonder if they do
like speakers and stuff? - [JJ] Oh no, it's not Drake. I mean, from the side
does look like Drake. - You know what I think as well? We've got an hour's drive after that. Let's make the inside nice. - Nice. - Let's get some, let's get a couple ... - Make it smell nice. - Maybe a little bobble head. - Yeah, something like that. So yeah. So yeah, it cool. - Cool little cat. And it'll
add some character to it. So what's wrong with
the stereo in the car? There's no sound. It just doesn't work. - Where are you going? - [JJ] We're getting our car fixed. - What's what do you
mean? Getting it fixed? - [JJ] Well, our stereo doesn't work. - They're hiring. They're hiring the guy. - [Simon] They're getting the stereo. - They've hired the guy. - I'm hoping. I'm hoping
he doesn't rob us. What happens if he robs our car? - It's not the greatest loss. - [Simon] He works here
bro, he works here. I have nothing in there, so I'm fine. - Yes, now. Yes. - I see them! Should we go near them or not? - Are they both here? - Shall we go near them or not? - [Harry] That's not them. That is them. Should we go near them or not? Should? - No, that's not him. I just filmed some random donny. Just filmed some random, oh Jesus Christ. - I've got six or seven air fresheners. - Nice.
- 'Cause that car stinks. - [JJ] Wait. Does the
air freshener smell good? - It's very cherry. - [JJ] I can't really smell it. - Just, I think you have to just believe. - [JJ] Shall we get a hammer? - [Simon] I was gonna say a
hammer or oh, they're here now. Should we get this? - [JJ] I say we get a
hammer, yeah, yeah, yeah. - This one?
- Yeah. - [Vikram] Boys, you do know
there's some guy in your car? - [JJ] Yeah, he's fixing it. - [Simon] Yeah, yeah,
he's fixing our stereo. - Okay, nice. Somebody's trying to Rob your car. - All right? So we're going for the, like
the red, black and white look? - [Ethan] We're going for the
red, white and black of this. - Like the racing?
- Yeah. - [Ethan] We'll try to make a Peugeot car. - [Harry] Ibis White and Brilliant Red? - [Ethan] Yeah, we need
a black as well, though. - Sounds like some stuff I watched before. - Ethan and Harry have already,
they've just arrived here. They've just turned up, so they're gonna be happily shopping. - They're gonna take a while. - Meanwhile, we'll just clamp 'em. - We clamp and go. - [Simon] We don't paint.
We don't customise it. - No, let's clamp and go. - [Simon] Just clamp and drive. - Clamp and go. - [Ethan] That's a forfeit
princess on board. Yeah. Nice.
- Nail horn? - [Harry] Yep. - Okay, the boys are dropping
off their stuff in their car. We're here with Harry. Who's gonna help us get
this clamp on their car. - You gotta do it quick. They're so quick. - Oh, it doesn't actually
look too difficult to use. - They're gonna be very quick by the way. Sceptical. - [Ethan] Bug. Oh yes. - [Harry] What have you seen? - [Ethan] Oh, oh yes. The Brexit waggon for sure. - [Harry] Shall we get the blue ones? The blue, the blue one. - [Ethan] I'm getting
the disabled stickers. I bet they go to our car, the bastards. - [Harry] We gotta be quick, actually. Performance styling, performance styling. Oh, here we go. Look, stickers and
stuff. Carbon fibre wrap. Sun Strip? Nah, that's shit. - [Ethan] Style Stripe. That's a Stripe. Do we want a thicker one? - [Harry] Yeah. Get a, yeah. That's the one. That's the one. Right? Cool. You know what? We're good. Because if we wait any longer here, they're gonna start destroying our car. - [Ethan] Cool, all right. Yeah, nice. - [Harry] Right. Cool. Lets go. - It looks really simple. You just unlock it, put it on. - [Ethan] They're over our
car. They're over our car. - Are they?
- Yeah. - They've seen us. They've seen us. - [Ethan] Bastards. Right, Harry, you go and pay, right? - Yeah, they have. - [Ethan] Nah, leave 'em
to it, leave 'em to it, leave 'em to it. - [Ethan] They're violating our car. - Are they taking air out of the tyres? - [Ethan] Are they taking
air out of the tyres? - We have to go very soon by the way. - So he thinks we're
spray painting his car? - He went, are they letting
air out of the tyres? Are they spray painting my car? (JJ laughs) - [JJ] Just you wait. Oh,
it's way worse than that. - Vik is taking way too long with this. - No, JJ's in the car. So it's just Vik that is doing it. Vik's a demon. What's he up to? Hold up. Have we got that? No we haven't. - [JJ] Why are they moving so slow? - Bro, buy your stuff! Ethan! Buy your stuff, buy your stuff. It's okay to not be okay, Ethan. - [Harry] What's he done? - We're out now.
- What's he done? - [Ethan] We've bought our stuff! - [Harry] What's he done? What's he done? - [Tobi] Vik, run! Run, Vik! - [Simon] Drive, drive bro. You are just gonna get out of
it. Like you're not involved. - [Ethan] Nope! Take off now. Take it off right now. - [Harry] What's he done? - [Ethan] He's clamped our car! Take it off right now! - Oh my God, bro!
- Run! - [Ethan] Where's Kirsty? - I can't move! I stalled, I stalled. - Restart the engine, restart the engine. (JJ screams) - [Ethan] Give us the fucking key! Give us the key!
- Okay, we're safe. - [Ethan] Give us the key! - [Simon] Can't move without the key! - [Vikram] They've got the
key. They've got the key. - [Tobi] Stop, stop, stop, stop! - [Vikram] They've got the key. - [Tobi] Don't break the windows! - [Harry] We can't leave! - We can't leave them. We can't leave! That's on them, that's on them. - [Tobi] Stop! Stop. Stop, stop. Stop! (shouting) Stop! - [Ethan] Well, ask them to come back! - [Vikram] They ain't coming back! - [Ethan] Get them, get them, get them. Get them, stop. - Ethan!
- You did this! You did this! - [Harry] They're not
gonna come back, bro! We're done for! - [Ethan] Kirsty, get in the fucking car! - See ya later, suckers! Have fun without the key! - Well we're finished.
- Well we're done, then. - [Ethan] We're finished! - I saw Ethan's face
suddenly go really depressed. Like, I'm on the bad team again - Call them, tell them Where it is. - I got it, yeah. We gotta let them sweat for a bit. I, I dashed it in the bushes behind. - I know, I saw, I saw. Where am I going? Where am I going? I dunno where the fuck I'm going. - Go left. - [Harry] There's there's ... Oh no. - [Tobi] Vik, I don't
know where I'm going. - Goodbye, my friends. - [Tobi] I don't know where I'm going. I don't know where I'm going, Vik! Help me! I'm just gonna go straight for now. - [Ethan] Right, well ... Well, let's just design the car. Fuck it. We're here
anyway, we're here anyway. - Okay. Prepare to have some nice smell. - Yay. - Very Cherry air freshener. - [Ethan] Maybe a bit bigger box? No. Okay. Yeah. - There are a couple of dents
in the front of our car. Tobi. But it was worth it. - We haven't even used the
adhesive for the fucking ... - Like we had to leave in a hurry there. Poor, poor guy from Halfords. Just left there. As we run off, he just
goes back into the shop. Like, I wasn't part of this. - [Ethan] I like that. All right. - [Harry] And we'll go,
what's a nice number? 17? - Nah.
- We got our dice. We got our navigation. - [Harry] Oh yes! We'll get, well it looks kind of cool. You know, we'll get that's kind. Cool. We'll get like a side plus on there. I'm liking it. I'm liking it. I'm liking it. - [Ethan] I gonna put the England stickers like a sponsor on each side. - Fuck. - Nah, it's not bad. - Know maybe, maybe you, you should have got different flavours. - What? You wanna mix everything together. - Yeah. They've fucked us here. - [Harry] Yeah, but they have
stiffed us, well for now. For now. We've got look
a look at that, bro. It's cold and we're doing
the front as well, right? - Oh my.
- Hello? - Hey. I guess we're just waiting
for Ethan or Harry to join. Good getaway, boys. That took way too long. - [Josh] Hello? - Hello? Hey Josh. - [Josh] Hello? - Ethan and Harry were very naughty and their car got clamped. - [Josh] Their car got clamped? - Yeah.
- How? Did you call them? - Hey Harry. - [Harry] Hello mate. Yeah. Yeah. We, we are actually
stuck by the way. - Wait, what you, how?. - How they've clamped us
and left us where they ... - They parked illegally
and they got clamped. - [Josh] Can you call a
number to get it unclamped? - [Harry] No, they have the,
they've gone off with the key. - Harry, the key's still there. You just have to find it. - [Harry] Where? - Have a look around
near where our car was. - [Harry] Have a look
around where their car was. All right, cool. Well, yeah. - Maybe, maybe get into the
undergrowth a little bit. - Where would we leave it? - Ethan? It's in the bush. - [Tobi] Where would we leave the keys? - Bye.
- See you soon lads. - We do have fun. - We, we do. We do have fun. - [Harry] It's in the bushes, apparently. - [Ethan] Do you know how
many bushes there are? - I don't know, bro. - [Ethan] Well, we're gonna
need two people to look for it. - Yeah, well we'll finish this and we'll go and look
for it while it dries. If we're late, it's on them, fuck it. They can wait for us. - Don't get me started. - You want it? - I'm gonna be sick of that sound by the end of the day. - Right, time to see if
Vik's DIY GoPro fix strips are gonna work here.
- We pray. - We're gonna have,
we're gonna go over here. Get a nice angle. Put it there. - The wipers have stopped again. - Ah. That is ...
- Phenomenal. - Yeah.
- That's beautiful. - Bang, locked in. It's even got its shock
absorb, it's stabilised. - [Ethan] We've actually
been played here, Bug. - [Harry] Yeah, big time. I'll go and have a look myself. Let's play a game. What game do you play? - I Spy!
- Okay. You start. - I spy with my little eye, something beginning with with S - Horse. Oh. - S. Sky. - Ah, you did it. - Was it sky?
- It was sky. - Do you have any more of those adhesives? - Yeah. I've got one more. - Yeah? Stick it on that thing. - Oh yeah! Right. This glove box is getting it. Right, I've got my adhesive
strip here waiting for it. Yeah! Oh. Yes. Oh. Oh my God. He's found it. He's a genius. He's a genius. Why did you put a racing
stripe over my England flag, you bastard? - [Ethan] This is for speed. - [Harry] For what speed? - [Ethan] For speed, for speed. - R.
- Road! - Yeah.
- We're good at this. I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with P. - Person?
- No. - Power line.
- Do you want a clue? - Yeah.
- It's inside. - Inside what?
- The car. - Paedophile? Is there something
you're trying to tell me? - What?
- I don't know. I don't know, you have
some weird ways of ... - No, no. - I don't know.
- No. - [Harry] I bring good
news at least. Right? I found the key. - Oh, yes!
- I found the key. I found the key. I found the key. - Where was it?
- In the bush. - [Ethan] What bush? - In the big bushes. Yeah. Yeah. I just, I looked well. Oh nice. Oh thank God. All right. We'll hang onto this, you know? - Yep.
- Cause payback is a bitch. - [Ethan] That's true. That's true. That's true. - [Harry] Let's get it, let's go. - This is right. This is our team mascot. What's his name? Can we go with Gary the Gecko? - Gary the Gecko. - [Vikram] That's the guy right there. - But don't tell the others about him, otherwise they will go for him. He will become a target. - Yeah. - I give up. - Penis. Got him! - I can't believe that. A whole clamp! - It was smart.
- It's smart thinking. - And I thought it was worse. They hid the key in the bush. Like if we hadn't found that key -- - We'd be stuck. - We're done for.
- Yeah. - Done for, done for, done for. - That's why I said, why did you throw it in a bush? See, if you throw it a bush, What if we can't find it? - Harry and Nathan are 15 minutes behind. - Oh, that's an L, that is an L. It's their fault as well. - You realise they're going to
try and destroy our car now? - Facts, facts. - They, they, yeah. So this is, they've started
a war, with two boys. - They have started a war now. - With two boys that they
did not wanna start war with. And apparently it was
both of them, you know? - Yeah? They were in cahoots, were they? - Yeah, they were in cahoots. - All right, we got this as well. I'm whacking it on. And you know what? I might put the key up my bum and they've got to try
and get it then, lads. Come on. - This isn't a race. Remember? - I know, I know, I know. - [Simon] Like we have
no reason to beat them. - Yeah. I know. Just wanna see them. - What do you mean, you wanna see them? - Just wanna say, hey. - [Simon] You actually can't do anything. - [JJ] I just wanna say, hey. - No, don't. - Just wanna crash behind. - Don't. No.
- What? What? - No, no. - I just wanna say, hey. - No, no. - And then the fucking
Halfords guy just run off. - Bro, they even got
the Halfords guy on it! - They're all in cahoots! - Can't believe it, bro. Can't believe it. - Oh, if we don't win this race now. Oh boy. - When I'm through with you. - Yeah. When I'm through with you. They've they've started a war now. - Goodbye, my friends in the Lupo. They've been absolutely smoked. Honestly, I don't, can we
just let them go ahead? - We can, we can. - JJ driving at national speed
limit is just, it scares me. It scares me a lot. - Well, not our car! - Look, I'm just seeing ... - What're you doing? - Seeing what kind of damage it does. I was gonna hit that, but the airbag will probably go off then. - Stuck in fucking school traffic now. It is mad, you can just
buy a clamp from Halford's. - Yeah.
- But you could literally buy a clamp
and just go and clamp a random person's car. - Yes.
- And then, then what? Then they're fucked. - Shall I get out? - Yeah. - Can you hold that for one sec? - Nah. Why is he getting out of the car? You mad? You mad? - Yeah man! You told them!
- Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fucking shitty car! What is it, a dead Mini? - Oh my goodness. This guy on this shoot was like, you okay? You want me to come get him? Whereas Simon was gonna get done. - [Harry] We had a bit of a
stinker with our racing stripe. Look at that, that's
a disaster back there. - [Ethan] Yeah, that's coming off for me. - All right, yeah, yeah, this way. Yeah, we'll whip that off. Good thing. Good. You covered up my fucking England flag. - Is that the England side? - Yeah.
- Has Simon had a bev? - He's being a bit crazy. He's acting kind of rowdy, you know. - We're their partners in crime. - [JJ] You know what I mean? - We're their partners in crime! - You see how quickly they switched on us? - [Simon] That oval race club suggests that you smash
into each other, bro. Should we just park up here? - You sure?
- And we can do up our car. - No, we have to keep going, keep going. - Fuck's sake, man. - Oh, here's the road rage. - That's not rage. That's just stupid. - Go in there, go in there, go in there. Just as fine. Yeah. Fortunately we have a little
Mini to whip around these. Look at this. This is good. This is good. This is practise. These aren't inconveniences. These are ... - These are lessons.
- Testing you and the car. What can you achieve? - As we become one. - Exactly. - Haven't actually put
one of these on before. is there a way to do it? - No, don't do it, don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it. - Are you sure? - Don't bump them? No, no. We need to truce with these guys. - I'm getting hold this,
hold this, hold this. - No he's gonna bump the wing mirror. Yeah, notice how we didn't drive into you? - [JJ] Yeah, no. - Crazy how that is, it's quite easy just to
not drive in to people. - [JJ] Why, I can't escape. - Simon, no!
- Truce! - Simon, no!
- Truce! (banging on car bonnet) Hey, we made a truce! Hey! Did we not? Did we not make a truce? Did we not make a truce? - Back up! - [Vikram] We are friends! - [Simon] We are, but you
tried to block in my teammate. No, we were just coming to talk to you. - [Simon] You were blocking in my partner. - No blockage, fam. - All right, so what are we doing? We're going for a smiley face here? Is this gonna work? We
got camouflage paint. - Well, if we don't see
it, then I guess it works. - Why've we bought it? - White stars. Do we think one in the middle of the door? Just like one nice one? - Do you see me draw? I'm not the one with the design. - Do we go outline or do we go filled in? - Filled in, filled in, filled in. - Draw a nose. - Oh, I messed up! That's quite sick, actually. It's dripped a little more
than I would've hoped. - So they're already there, I reckon. - Yes, they must be.
- Yes. - We got held up in school traffic. - School traffic and the fucking clamp. - Yes.
- Was a bit of a hold up. - I mean the clamp caused
the school traffic. We could have just escaped before. - Exactly, exactly. - Now it's a moustache. That's not a moustache, is it? - No, no.
- Fuck. - It just, yeah. I dunno what you did.
- Fuck! All right, you do the KSI,
I'll do something else. I think you should do the rims. I was gonna do the rims. Camouflage rims. Jeez. We're not Volkswagen anymore. - [Both] It's dangerous! Especially when you pick
on the fucking wrong boys! - What makes us look cool? - More stars? Lots of, little stars
are gonna be a problem. - Just draw a fucking galaxy, bro. Just do it. Bro, look at the front of their car, bro. Why is he so vexed? - 'Cause we're an angry car. - [Tobi] Is this why you
kept bumping into me? - [Vikram] Come look at this star. Little stars. Don't work. - Bro. Ah, I like it. - [Vikram] I'm gonna do a little one here. - Hard. I'm so sick, bro. Shut up. - Is it sick?
- Bro! - Is it dope?
- Oh, it's so hard, man. - Oh, shit! Now need a little line through the seven. You're like that. Hard, hard, hard, hard. - [JJ] Hard. We mean business hard. Your mum. - Your mum? - That's why the front's so vexed. - Your mum?
- Your mum? - No, your mum.
- Your mum. - [Vikram] Tobi, we have a problem! - [Tobi] What do you
mean, we have a problem? What did you do? - Well, let it dry. - [Tobi] What did you do? - See, this is cool, this is cool. - Why have you got a Jewish star on it? - No, Jewish star has six. - [Vikram] Yeah, this is
just a big star, star. I kind of forgot it would drip. - I told you it would drip! - It hasn't worked, JJ. - [JJ] What were you trying to do? - I need to do racing stripes. - [JJ] Just try and draw a line. - [Simon] Roll cage? Just drawing a roll cage
on in case, you know, something bad happens. Can we close this door? Just in case we have a roll cage. - In case we flip. - I think it works though. Does it? - Yeah, all right.
- We'll see. - You get white rims. - White rims. That's a good idea. But it it'll get all over the tyre. - Look at their rims. Don't do the white rims. Don't do it. Don't listen to 'em. - Yeah. Let me sign your car. Come on big man. - Rick won't even let me sign. - Just straight. The back of it, mate. - [Josh] Oh, they're here. - [Ethan] The Brexitmobile? - [Simon] They're gonna drive into it. Get the hammer. Get the hammer. - [Vikram] Told you. - I'll get the hammer.
I'll get the hammer. One sec, hold this. - Go, go, go. - Don't fuck, don't come. Don't, don't, don't. - They did a bump, we get one bump. We get one bump, we get one bump. - We get one of children. (indistinct chatter) - We were stuck in a plug. - We had children. We didn't even have a shot. - One for one and that's metal. - Yeah, exactly. We invested wisely. We had race strips on the side of it. We've lost them now. Oh no, they like half of 'em came off. On the sides. - Solid whip as well, look. It's good. It's good. It's good. Before we got clamped, we was gonna tear the
seats out and shed weight. - Ah. - But then we got (indistinct). What the fuck is that? - That's showing how mean we are. - Yeah. - We're fucking serious. - Yeah, okay. What they done? Nothing. - Hey yo, I will break your car. - Why are you cover in Jewish stuff? - Whoa. - Why? That was nuts. - But it kept my car in traffic. Yeah. In traffic. In traffic. - Oh no. - Let go of him, bro. Let got of him. - I don't know, you tell me. Oh, my God. Not on the engine. No, not on the windows. Not windows. - Stop. Stop. - That stays there. - We're staying out this,
I'm staying out this one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
we haven't done anything in. We've been done over it. Watch your windows though. (upbeat music) - Hey. Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, enough is enough. Honestly, I've seen
that and I've seen ours and ours gonna be a lot worse. Ours gonna be a whole lot worse. - What the fuck is going on? - I dunno. - What's going on? What are you doing? - I don't know. - Well, I'm disabled. Kids on board. Kids on board, huh? - Uh-oh, don't mess with the lights. You clamp Josh. I'll get them. Okay. - You need to be quick. - 'Cause they'll sprint over. - Oh, God. - So you got kids on
board, I have not on board. Not on board. - Lemme do this. Just annoy sun. - Wow. - Well, not Susan. (all laughing) He's Don Oscar. Harry, we've been done today. We've been done all day. - All right, welcome. First challenge. - Oh no. - There are two challenges
out this Raceway. I need one of you for each one. So you need to decide. So the first challenge is
called, do not spill challenge. You be driving around
and it's master MX five. And by Bob over here
and your task is to keep as much sauce in your bowl as possible whilst being bras around the circuit. - Okay. - The next challenge will be
a time trial in your cars. Set the best lap. So you to decide who's your
best driver outta two of you and who has the steadiest hands. So who's gonna do this challenge? - Me. - Who's doing this challenge, okay? Who else go first? - Oh, well, I need to get that. - Let's go.
- This easy enough for me. - Hold the water. - Let's go. That's my teammate mate. I look like grot. - Why does he look like he's very ready? - Harry, let's get it. - Get your car. - I'm taking the bowl with me, right? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Don't spit any out. - I'll try to open hands
and in front of you. - Glad you might not
open the door for you. - Oh, this is gonna be a nightmare. Nice. Hello sir. Am I safe in here? - Yeah. - Yeah, look, I trust you, right? Yep. - Brother, for the Persia. - I'll try my best, I'll
try my best, for the Persia. I think so. I think so. Here we go. Oh, oh, no. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh, mate. No, no, no. Ah, don't go that fast? Okay, come on. Watch for this corner, ah, ah. - I didn't even know there's a corner. - No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. - Oh, oh, he's good. Oh, he's good. He's a good driver. - He used the break, but they might not be water left. (upbeat music) - Oh, no. - Oh my God. - Yes. - Oh, it's empty, it's empty. - Nice staff. - Well done, Harry. - Wow. - There's some, there's a little bit. - There's definitely something. - There's a little bit lads. There's some water. You know what I want? I want you driving that
record for everyone else. (indistinct chatter) - It's a little bit disrespectful. - How, I like that. - What's his scores? Josh, don't tell us. Don't tell us. - Don't tell you, well wait. - So I'm willing to
pay you whatever amount to go slow. Whatever Josh has offered you, me and JJ. JJ, we'll double it, right? - What? - We'll double his payment to go slow. - Yeah, of course. - Brother, this is taking so long. - It's all right, Bob. I'm making sure no water is- - Bro, hurry up. - It's all going in the first second. - It's okay. Okay. - Are you sick, are you all right? - I got you bro. Win this, win this. I can't lose. We can't lose. - There we go, here we go. Oh, it's off already. Oh my God. It's already going, ah. - That's the scream, Cord. That's exactly what Harry screamed. - You're right. - Oh, oh, that's not looking good. - I've already lost. Oh, there's nothing. Oh, there's nothing left. - It's quick here. - We've got nothing left. - Let's go, driver. Come on. - Stop. - They can spill out, hell. - Spill it. - No, we're good. We're good. We're good. - Oh, no. You did not do that with him. There is no way you did that with him. - I think he's done well. - Well, I think. - Didn't you do that with him? Answer me. - Didn't mean to do that. - No, you missed out a thing. - You missed out a thing. - You missed out a thing. - No, no. - We missed a corridor. - He didn't did the same track. He didn't do the same track. - He did a different root. - Josh, I think I crossed this. - Go slow. - As the leader of this video, I think you should go add a penalty. You should go slow. - He should go round to
that point and carry on. - Well, it's not our fault. - He missed out the fucking double. - It's not our fault. - No, you missed the double. - Hey Josh, you should go
back to that point and do. - Not our fault. - When he said there's
something go wrong for him. - Wow, that's just the game game. He wasn't meant to come straight. There we go. So this is where he went straight. - Right? - He's got cut in there. - He's gonna cut in here. - Yeah, there he go. - He didn't go through this corner. - It's done. There's nothing more. Fuck. - That looks like a good amount though. - I know the splashy bro. - It's still good. It's still good. It's still good. - Oh, still good. - Still very good. - We did two extra corners. - Well, that's what he did. - No, no, no. 'Cause we did the first, he did those two. - Yeah, he didn't mean to. I dunno, what was he doing that? - He just hold two. - Now you want this, look- - I'm David's peer pressure. You're gonna spill all the water. - Just please like a quarter,
least like a quarter. - Vic is telling me to
spill some of the water. - Just a bit. And then I'll hold the raft and it won't mess with me. - Oh, oh yeah, yeah. - We're losing the water. - He has to do right. - Are you sure? - A little bit more. - Gone? - Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay. - This is brave. - A little more. Oh no, that would do. - This is brave. Harry. - I tried to. I tried, but that's hard. - That's miserably hard. - It's been a bad day for the boys. - I think I got it, lets go though. - All right. - Believe. - Ready for this? - I think I'm deaf in one ear. You fucking blew the air horn in my ear. - It's my favourite slow start. - This is a bit. - I'm sorry, a lot of it goes your way. And you are just here to drive so... - Nice. - That's my teammate. - All we need is just one massive splash. Splash. Here we go. - He's going for Sunday drive. - This is... This ain't fun. - He must think big 12 or something. - Oh no, this is... - Oh, that one in the shot. - This is the going finally. This is okay. - Yeah. Nice. - No, he does, he thinks it's a child. - Oh no, that one wasn't it, my friend. - Nice. - That's not the bowl. - The stretching works. - The amount of water left
in my bowl is not good. - It's very sad that it works. - I can't control that. - Oh, that's close. - What do you mean you can't control that? You made us do two extra quarters. - I think you might want some more. - The gear changers got messed up. - We've lost. We've lost. - Results are in. - We lost, we know. - It's very, very close. - Oh, shit. - I'm talking, it's that close. (all exclaiming) - Oh, no. - If you can see that. - Did you see that one? - In last place. Harry and Ethan. - I think there's something going on here. - We did two extra courses. - Racism. - In second place. Simon and JJ. - Science works. - Oh, that didn't work. - And in first, Vic and Shawn. As you are the winners, and Harry and Ethan lost. - This is good. - You have two minutes do
what you want to their car. As I said, no lights,
windows or licence plates- - No, don't set the airbag off either. - No, not the inside. - Don't set the airbag off. - All right, you got two
minutes starting now go. - Oh, okay. Nick are you all right? - You felt dangerous. - He's not doing anything. - I'm glad it's their team
and not the other team. I won't lie. - Oh no, oh no. Just no. - I'm not gonna stop him, but just- - Is it England? - That's it, go on. - What's he taking out? - They're just gonna put them back in. - Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, put this back in. - Okay. - Where are you from? Where are you from? - No. - I don't know what this is, but it's not in your car anymore. - Ah, shit. - He's hacking away. Not the steering column. - Nothing affects driving it. Nothing illegal. - He's hacking away steering wheel. - Our whole steering wheel just moved. - All right, one minute gone. - You guys are so lucky. - I know. (indistinct chatter) - Fuck up the chair. Fuck up the chair. - I'm okay with this, I'm okay with it. - Oh, screw the chair. Screw the chair. - That's a good idea. - It's a dead chair, bro. - Spray that dead chair. - Oh no. - You leaked. - 25 Seconds. - That will do. That will do. (indistinct chatter) - You've got 15 seconds
still, do something. - Their pride is the design. - That's true. - You have heard us with that. Yeah, yeah. - Our design was the was fire. - Oh. - Wow, I like how you kept the TW though. - Just a little annoying detail. - Wow. - Well, you know what? We got fairly on skis, I think. - Is this just now. - What I didn't tell you
there's also one more challenge. That you didn't know about. - I think it's first. - 'Cause when you turned
up there was a challenge. - Yes. Was it based on punctuality? - And that challenge was
what everyone thought was the best design car. - Oh. - And what was the worst design car. - Okay. - Oh yeah, we put effort into what. - The car that is safe. But also hasn't won, is Simon and JJ, in second place. - Okay. - We've lost that one. - So last place- - We've lost, we've lost. - Is Toby and Vic. - Yeah. - The worst design club. - Thank you for the clamp. - So once again, you
got two minutes, mate. - Oh, who voted for this? - Everyone. - No, everyone. We love you. Me and JJ, love you. - Hey. Hey. Remember how we
didn't use all of our time? - My God. - Okay, when is that fun? - Wow. - No lights. No lights. - Why's the lights. Why's the lights. - Jesus. - Oh my God, what's he doing? - What else? - Maybe less hammering. Maybe less hammering new. - Internal stuff, do internal stuff. - Oh my God. They went inside. - No. - Yo, their team is built. - The spill over their team
is built on destruction. - Bro, why does the brake light come on? What have you done? - Ethan, stop, Ethan stop,
you turn the brake lights on. - Well, you might as well break that. Just break it off. - You honestly thank you. That's was pissing me off. It wouldn't say shut. - That actually I wanted to see that. - Don't do it. - Not in case. - Harry, don't do it. Harry, don't do it. - I know. - Don't clamp, don't clamp for long. - I know I'm not gonna clamp for long. - They're literally driving it after. - No, leave it, leave it. Just spray the inside of the car. - Why is that your answer every time? - Harry, Harry, Harry. - (indistinct chatter) - No, you still got time. 20 seconds. Still 20 seconds. (indistinct chatter) 10, nine, eight - Time, time, time. - That's where you go. - You went over time. You went overtime. - What, are you serious? (upbeat music) - Why am I nervous, Vic? - It's fine. What you were doing was good. Just add like 10% to that. And I think we get like a- - 10% in the rain, I have
to hold it where it was. 'Cause the rain's started now. - Feel how slippery this
place already looks. - Yeah, I know. - Let's wide dead tyres, bro. Look how wide dead tyres
are compared to out. The wide tyres are. - Oh God. - They're fine. - All ready? - All right, Toby are you ready? - I'm ready. - Wait, hold up. - Just make sure you're
ready. Let me know. - You know, I'm getting
these out for this. We don't need them. - Oh shit, here we go. - Ah, I'll be interested. - Good luck. - The mini shit. - It's a good start. - We're moving, moving. - They're moving. - These are close. This can left, right left, right? - Yeah. That's nice. - Bit hesitance. - Right there, you got
in these conditions, bro. You got to be. - You can come out a little bit here. - Yeah, those corners get sticky out. - And we'll go back on the inside. All right, just ski. Just spin out please. Wide, cut inside. That's good. That's good. That's good. Same again here, it's the
same turn, but the other way. Nice, left, left, left. - How long? - Not bad though. - He's moving now. - This ain't bad. - See how wide he is now. - This is good. This is good. - And... - Nice, nice, nice, nice, nice. - That was nice, bro was good. - That was good. That
was good. That was good. - I shit myself. - Bro, that had to be good. That was nice. - I see how it goes. - Be 2.72. - I see. - All right, well, see your
lads on the other side. - See ya. - Be careful on those turns. - The back end on kick. - It was, where I tell
you was Tokyo drift. - Yeah, you did well really well. I felt going, man. I've never driven in a rain like that. - That was it, honestly, that was it. - Toby, were you in
gear two the whole time? - Yeah, I stayed in
gear two the whole time. You don't need any? - He said, yeah. If he's like gonna get free, probably. - Get free, Ethan pulled the face. - Ethan just pulled the face. - Why? - Because here you won't going gear two. - Are you gonna go get free/ - I'm trying to see speed
from this little thing. - Legacy, legacy, legacy,
legacy, legacy, legacy, legacy. - Yep. All right. - Good start. He's off, you know, he's off. - Oh God, Simon's gonna cry. - Oh my God, oh my God. - Or this might go off,
you know, he's going. - There you go. - Around here. Oh, foot down. - Oh, this is pacey. - Okay. - Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. (indistinct chatter) - We're good. We're good.
Keep going, keep going. And then it's to the left. To the left, to left. Keep going. - Oh my God. - Stay right. Okay. - Yeah. (indistinct chatter) - Oh my God. Oh my God, oh my God. - What was it? What was it? - What was I telling you? I'll tell you what. - Yeah, that was good, that was sick. - That was good. - Really? - You showed courage. I don't know, the end
might have fucked it, but you did sick, you did sick. - That was very good. - Oh, that was rapid. Yo, you were going. That was good. Yeah, bro, that was good. - I couldn't tell if I
was doing well or not. - All right, look, look, thank you. I need a helmet. - Riding our best. - Yes. - There's no need. There's no need to go too fast here. - Yeah. - But I am satisfied. - You started off so much
faster than I thought you guys. - Oh really? - As soon as you started, I
was like, he's going for it. That was a quick lap. - No, it was a quick lap. - I dunno if this car can do that. - He's gonna try. - Oh, yeah. - I'm scared, that's why I'm scared. I'm not scared about the result.
I'm scared about his life. - This is the only one where I feel like he has something he want to prove. - JJs is like, I just wanna try. - I just wanted to survive. - How you feeling, confident? - Yeah. - Nervous. - Nah, nah. - Nah, really? - Oh, I am. - Make sure he starts in the right spot. - You are a good friend of mine. I would like to see you at
some point in the future. Well, let's not die today. - Good luck, Harry. - Thank you. - Ethan you racing straps, you know? You can't mess up, you got racing straps. - Ready? Wheels spin you now. - Oh God. - I like it, lovely. Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. We're whipping it. Yeah, we're whipping it. Whoa, yes. - He drives fast for fun. - For sure, Jason, I turn more than you. - Let's keep on the track. Let's keep on the fucking track. Lean, lean, lean. Beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. And we make that corner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cutting left, cutting left. Cover my guys. (indistinct chatter) Betty. Lovely. - Bro's too wet. - I would say he was the worst driver. He might been the fastest,
but definitely the worst. - No, no, no. We take that, we take that. We take that. We take that. We take that. - The car was doing all sorts, bro. - Well that was terrifying. (all laughing) It's so wet, yeah. - Yeah, he race dude. - Then it got wet on the last minute. - Yeah, it did. - It wasn't fucking out. - Yours is really fast though. Even if you indicated. - I think you lost it at one point. - The final corner. - You indicated as well. - At least we knew where you were turning. - You got left mitigated, right? The results are in. You know what? Let just tell you the fastest
and the slowest times. - Well, we know theirs though. - Okay. I won. Okay. - How much gap is that? - We are talking. There is half a second
between all three of them. - Half a second? - Well, no, it could be anyone. Half a second from watching yours. - Half a second. - Is half a second. - Yours was so clean. - Your sure you didn't
like start the thing. - Yours was clean brother. - Okay. - Second place. - Take a middle, we take a middle. - Same. Same. - With 42.94. - Oh, shit. - Is Ethan and Harry. - Yes, can we take air? - No, no, no, no, no, no. - It's what we needed. - Now the fastest time. - I think we might have lost. - Around the track. - Is the loop, you know. - Toby and Vic. (all screaming) So JJ, you got 43.37 and you were probably the
fastest until the final turn. - Yeah. - Yeah, you did well. You did very well. - Respect. - That's close. That's real close. Okay, so Toby and Vic as the winners. - Back to back on my art, back to back. - Obviously JJ and Simon as the losers. We're gonna go to a new challenge now. So there is a forfeit
in place for you guys. - Come on, then come on. - Which Toby and Vic will decide. But they get to make a rule
that you have to follow whilst driving to next location. - Speed limit. - Can you gimme your keys just a second? - Well, I need them. - Yeah, you'll get them back. I thought he was gonna key. I mean he just lock the car. - 'Cause we did with our car. - Oh yes. - Oh yeah. - Oh, I'm liking it. All the way down. - Lovely weather for it. - All the way down. - Fantastic. - It's a lovely day for it, fellas. - You know what? I'm happy we'd have a sunroof. We can make one. We can make one. - I feel like we got stiffed
out of both of those. Feel like you drove well, I
managed to we'll try again. - Thing it's, bro, it's on your phone. - Yeah. You're right. - Remember that cool CD player we had. This is it now. - What CD player, bro. - We can barely even get our D mixes on 'cause they've smashed. - It's not working, bro. - Well actually, we can't Demis the car. I'm glad that in fact they
didn't even go our windows. - I might have to put
my window down slightly. - A little. (indistinct chatter) - Yeah, this is not fun. Oh, it's so cold, bro. - How do you feel driving this now that you just whipped around the track faster than anyone else. - Bro, I do feel more comfortable. But my God, that was scary. - Also we've got a major upgrade here. Leg room is gone. That thing is gone. The side plus bit, wow. - Quick up and drive, slow on the roads. - I mean I lowkey want to
gets stopped by the police. - Really? - Because then at least
we'll have a better vehicle to be in. - Fuck you! - Fuck you and everything you stand for. - You know, Jesus, no need. There's no need for that. Oh hell, almost there. Thank God. No 0.6 miles away. - I'm so cold. - It's so close. We're really following a
car that says nuns on board. Like this is genuinely
happening right now. - How's my driving? - Yeah, you know what? I'll give it a four. Yeah, I'm pretty happy. - Why four? - I can't give you a five? - Why, is that what
you do to Uber drivers? - Yeah. - You give them a four? - Yeah. - You're that guy. - If I'm not enjoying myself,
then it's a four star. As long as they get me to destination- - If you're not enjoying yourself? So you're not enjoying yourself? - Well, no, not really. - What is it with Josh
and driving deep and dark into the woods? - I don't know, man. - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, the car is not gonna make it. - There's lakes that we drive into. - Going to first gear. - Oh, it's the wrong way. - What? (cars beeping) - Bro, there's a house there. - Yeah. True. - Where do we go? We've gonna follow them. - Right? Pretty point. - I like how you just go like in your car, you would never hit. - Drove it into a Bush. You just drove into a Bush. - We don't care. We're reckless. Is it five point 10 in that? - Yeah bro. Oh, wait I stalled. - Fuck yeah, no. - Fuck kid, no. - Military vehicles,
cars, vans, and trailers. Where are we? - Oh my God. - Bro, these cars aren't
gonna make it through. - Oh my God. We gotta go around this. - Side man in the mud. - In no mud. ♪ Side man in the mud, no, no, no. ♪ - I'm glad it's these cars here. 'Cause I would not move my car down now. - Oh my Lord. - Oh my goodness. They're sinking. They're sinking, they're sinking. - Oh my God, bro. Hey yo, we're not gonna make it. - Bro, this is the challenge. - Oh no. - Hey yo, wherever we're going there better be fucking food. - Is that what you're thinking about? - Yeah bro. - What the fuck? - Bro, I thought we got stuck. - Where are we going? Okay now bro, what is that? But we just can't drive around here. Oh my days, bro. What? - Is our car alive? Oh my goodness, we might get stuck. - Oh my God. Oh my God. - Oh my goodness. Don't go slowly into this. You
have to bring a bit of pace. - Oh. - We might get beaten and killed here. You're know on this spot
I'd take it as well. It's a good end of the video at least. - The car is driving itself right now. Look, the car's actually
driving itself right now. - Look at the car. - I need to get this? - Oh, it's driving itself. - The car is just doing it thing, bro. No Tesla auto pilot. Yeah. Look at auto pilot, bro. Look at auto pilot, guys. - Doesn't have to be
such a wet fucking dick. - For this, for this. - Where are we? - He's gonna shoot us. - We're in the middle of fucking nowhere. - Like he's gonna get us out the car. Line us up and shoot us. - I don't understand. - Oh, it's raining now. Ah. It's properly raining. - Hello? - Hello mate, how are you? - We was not expecting to
have to go through with this. - No, I feel so bad for the crew, bro. Can I do a donut yet. - Not yet, just wait. You can do it after though, for sure. - I don't understand. Where are we? - Do you want me to just close to Josh, I said, I feel so bad for the crew, bro. 'Cause they couldn't get through. - They can't get through. The Teslas contact six,
what the fuck they gonna do? - Oh wait, are they behind? - They stopped. They stopped. They can't get through. Why would they bring a Tesla and all their cars through that shit. - They also can't. - They also can't. - Like they say, oh yeah,
there's a car park at the start. Yeah, I assume there's
a coffee at the start. Not half mile in. So I need to go get the crew. - Lance, can we close our windows now? - Yeah. - This has been fucking unbearable. - Wait, why is Toby's
car smoking at the front? - That's what I was just wondering. - Turn it off. - Oh, it smells is bro, go away. - Does it actually smell? - Risk car smoke? - Yeah, we might have
actually broken our car. - Just a quick reminder that you can watch the fall behind the scenes
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challenge was to take the boys to an offroading course
in the 500 pound car to see which car fairred best off road. And it also added a twist where the boys would have to eat KFC whilst doing the off road tracks as well. However, when we got to
location, as you're about to see, it wasn't an easy location to get into. So the free £500 cars actually
managed to make it in. However, the cruise cars did not. And when they eventually made
it in, we had lost all light. The weather was getting worse and essentially nothing just went to plan. So this is what we are left with. - Like we are going to die. - Good luck on your drive, sir. Trying to die. Well, Simon, good luck living, thumbs up. - Thanks mate. - Thank you. Simon says thanks as well.
And we are ready to go. - We're off. - Just follow me, I'll take
you where it's reasonably flat. - Oh my God (screaming). (indistinct chatter) - Man, there's no bug. - What's our problem, Toby? As we're out here in the dark, in the mud, we cannot see shit. I sand it, but we can't say. - Because they broke
up thing. So let's see. - How come you got this? Just turn that. - Bro, everything's parked. He's up. He's going higher. Oh, you're a genius. - This guy's been a
bit of pussy, you know. - Simon is calling the
main driver of pussy, over. - We need to go faster. - He said yes, over. - Okay. - Oh shit. - What have you done? Oh, this is your fault. Oh, Jesus. - And I love it. - Oh God, oh, okay. Oh, oh damn. Oh damn, oh, this doesn't feel good. - That's great. - Okay. Oh, there goes the engine. Oh, okay. There goes the seat. We're out of half a car. Simon still called you a pussy, over. Okay, oh, Jesus. All right, no, no, fuck. Okay, I can't see now. Oh. Oh. Oh my God. Oh, we're good. Oh no, we're stuck. Oh no. Oh no. (indistinct chatter) We are massive. We are massive. - Let this steam. - Okay. - Like he's stuck. - Oh, he's struggling. Oh my God. He's stuck. He's stuck. He's stuck. - No, I meant to do this. - Are you stuck? Oh no. You know he is got through this. I know we're not doing it. We're can't do this. Hey yo. - We might be stuck. - Oh no. 'It's 'cause I called him a pussy. - No, no we we're still
trying, no, we're still trying. - Do I go forward or back. - Leave it bro. Yeah, put some nigga to it. Okay, all right, reverse. All right, we're gonna gonna try again. We're almost there. - Do I go up here again? - I think you've gotta try
and get your wheels on there. Like get both your wheels perfectly on. - I can do this. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice. - That's more stuck. - No. Oh that sounds. Lowkey struggling to... We may be stuck. (all laughing) - The other team is stuck currently. I haven't driven yet today,
so I'm gonna go for a little, do you want me to see anyone? You probably want hit him. - Wait, it's not my problem. - Start driving to their car. - Everyone move out of the way. Have you got radio? Can you hear him? They're stuck. - Yeah, we tried pushing. - They're completely stuck. They trying to push you out a ditch. They're fucked. - Are we bunting this off? I just for cut 'em out, bro. - All right, bro. Great video. - Ah, God. - Pretty close behind you. - Oh, I'm so over the shoot
bro. I'm so over this. - You're glad to drive into
them fail team brother. - I know we've been moving forward. - I thought that was you not
pranking me. Don't do it. - Why? Why? Boys, I wanna go home. I wanna go home. - Wanna go home? (all laughing) Fuck off, bro. - Don't fuck up this car, we can't move. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. 'Cause if we fuck up the
car, we fuck up the car we can't actually do that. (indistinct chatter) - Stop car. Don't drive it back. Lemme just pull you back. Just put it in neutral.
I'll pull you back. - Okay. Yeah, it's a neutral. - Bro, they're talking
about towing the car. Can we go home? - Let me out. - Let you out? 'Cause I'm going home now. - You can't go home. - I'm going home now. - You have to finish the film, bro. Come on. It's done. Bro's stop. - Oh, he Ted wrap it. Let's go know, why we
still tried to do this. - And do what you're doing. - Harry. Please. - Think he's about take
it away from the car. - No, they'll fuck up. We can't. - We can't see shit. - They'll fuck up this
car, we won't go home. - You're smoking again.
The car needs to leave. Your car spare smoking again. - Yeah, I know. Yeah, we need to start. 'Cause we're gonna mobilise
this back up, back up, back up, back, up, back up. - I'll get out. - You're gonna go forward. Don't you? The chicken. - Harry, don't do it. Harry, don't do it. I'm going back, bro. I'm watching you, don't do it, bro. You get outta way. (indistinct chatter) - Yeah. It's still running okay. We're on our way back to the base, over. Should we call him a pussy? Simon called you a pussy again. - Oh, this is not safe. (indistinct chatter) Everyone back up home? Humans back up at zoom, back up at zoom. - Oh yeah, actually on
the side, in the side, back, back, left back there. Nope. Oh you can come on. - I pulled out, you back up. They're gonna come around and go. (all laughing) (indistinct chatter) - Trying to get outta way. (all laughing) - Humans, this is not space for humans. - Oh God. Yep. - I think I can see the
lights of everyone else. - Okay. - Did we really not go far? - We didn't go far at all. - Wow. - Somewhere different. - Wow, is that how far we went? We didn't even go far at all. - Places that's a bit
sticky through there. - I think we are done. (laughing hysterically) (indistinct chatter) - Our car's not good. It's smoking the shit. (indistinct chatter) - Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. - Stop. Stop. - Oh, it's taken a beat. It's taken a beat. - You can tell which of
us has a value for life and who doesn't. I'll go to Ethan and I'll be
like, darling, let me pull out. And then he just goes. - Look at the other side brother. - This is so fun though. - Yeah, I know. Wanna go it again. - Are you using the hammer? You're not using the hammering. - Oh no. - Bro, you're fucking sick. - Hey, hang on. Where's the safe, still the
noises make, by the way? - Yeah, it's done, it's done for. - You cracked it into
the engine of the car. - We should go and park this
one back up by the other cars. - No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Soft. Stop. Stop. Stop. No, no. Get me outta of here. Get me out this waggon, bro. Get me out of the car.
Get me out of the car. I'm not the... - Wow. The shoot's done. The shoot's done. - This is gonna all be wrong. Fucking stop, bro. - Show's over. Show is over. (upbeat music) - Reverse, reverse a bit. - Oh bro, the car. - Oh, the car's smoking the fuck. Can I get out and have a look? - Reverse a bit. - Bro, I can't. - Bro, look at the smoke. - I'm gonna get, lets wait. - No time to reverse. - Pull this way. (car engine roaring) Oh, bro. - How did you do that? - Smoke's coming outta the car. - Just go, just go. - The car is fucked, bro. (car engine roaring) Well, the car is fucked. (car engine roaring) Can't see, the car is fucked. The car is fucked. Do you wanna try? Bor, the car is fucked. - That's fine, find the buying point. (car engine roaring) - Oh my God, bro. Oh, no this thing is gonna go.
