(whooshing) - [Tobi] Okay, so before
we get into this video, and I promise you, it
is gonna be a banger. You are absolutely gonna love it. I need to take a second to tell you about the third channel, which the
Sidemen have just launched, called "Sidemen Reacts"
where we're gonna be doing multiple reaction videos every week, exclusively for you guys. As if we weren't giving
you enough content already. So now you've got Sidemen, More Sidemen, and Sidemen Reacts to look forward to. So make sure you head over
there right now and subscribe. Who am I kidding? You don't care what I have to say. but let me bring in JJ to back it up. - [JJ] If you don't subscribe
to our third channel, then clearly you're just a Jake Paul fan. And we don't like them. So yeah. You know what to do. - [Tobi] You heard the man. Go subscribe. Enjoy this Sidemen Sunday. I'm out. (whooshing) - Are you dumb? Are you dumb?
- [Tobi] Why are you looking at me?
- Are you dumb? Imma kill me. Imma kill
you. Imma kill you. - [Tobi] Ethan, you all right mate? - Yeah. (laughing) (suspenseful music) - All right, yo! Welcome to Sidemen Hot Ones. (Josh laughing) - This is so dumb, man. - [Tobi] What do you mean it's dumb? - This is so dumb. - What are you scared of?
- Whose idea was this? - Who's idea was... I think it was your idea. - Never, never would I
say a thing like this. - I think I voted this zero. - [Josh] I gave it a low score. - And here we are. Alright, listen. We got 10 sauces on the table. We're gonna try them all out. All of them. And we're gonna have
a little conversation. - God I love this show. So, you know this is quite surreal. - I'm honoured to be able to
recreate this with you though. - [Both] I love this show. - But from there. - Yeah. - [Tobi] Would you go on the real thing? - Let's see you lot
- Yeah I would. - there where you are. You're comfy. Sidemen Sunday. - You'd go on the real
thing, wouldn't you? - Yeah I would,
- I would, yeah yeah. - [Tobi] Indian Tiger Blood,
first up, 1,600 units. - This should be about me. (laughing) I've got it in the
veins, in the veins bro. I've got it in the veins. - [Tobi] I saw that coming.
I did see that coming. And I get to eat with you. - The thing is, I don't like spicy food. I like, I'm Indian, but I don't usually opt
for spicy foods, so. - Mate, it's kinda hot. - Huh? - It's kinda hot. I'm not gonna lie. - That's like ketchup. What I wanna know, is what you guys think
about when you're alone. - Well, for me, I'm always
like working on music or on YouTube or. - That's the first thing you
think about when you're alone? - [Josh and JJ] Yeah. - I think I get my, I
think about progression. What I can do. How can I progress further? I'll be like, "You know what? I should have done fucking
more today, you lazy prick." That's what I think. - I expect that from you. I expected a more
exciting answer from you. - Really? - Yeah, thought you'd say like, "I feel like just fucking a horse." - Nah, nah. (laughing) - [Josh] That's what
I expected you to say. - [JJ] If anything I would
wanna punch a horse, but anyway. - Why, why? What is-? - 'Cause I wanna show
everyone I can knock one out. - [Tobi] You, he's just digging (laughs) - That is a very deep question. - I'm good at having existential crises. I get really deep. I like, like. - Start questioning
everything and anything. - Yeah and I'm like, "I'm getting older and I'm never gonna stop
getting older" and like. - I've been thinking that recently too. - This is, this is the point
of like no return like, there's a lot of like, you know like, who knows what's, what's coming off. It gets, it gets a little
dangerous, a little dangerous. - A little, wait, you all right? - No, I'm fine. I'm
fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. It's just, it's just very cynical. I get a little cynical sometimes. But you know, we move, we move. - Okay, I'm gonna check on you later. Now I wanna know what you guys think about when you're alone. What goes through your head when Behzinga is on his on?
- [Simon] That's just That's just nice you know? Sorry. - [Tobi] It's actually quite tasty. - Sorry to interrupt you, but that's good. - I try not be alone too
much. 'Cause I feel like- - [Tobi] I've noticed that.
- [Harry] Yeah. - I feel like you always
have people around you. - Yeah I like being around people. - If you want to be alone you go to someone else's yard, right? - Yeah, I, being on myself
I feel it's quite like- This is a very deep question
for the first question mate. - [Tobi] Straight in. - We only think dinosaurs
roar because of films. We don't actually know... - We don't know what they sound like. - How do scientists know
that, that definitely? 'Cause they don't know... - They could have spoken English. - They coulda meowed. And also I think about the... - V5. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. - Tell 'em, tell 'em
V5. Tell 'em about V5. - [Ethan] All right, so
listen. Condoms, right? So we're all from the same
bank, right? So we're all- - [Tobi] Condoms, right?
- Bank! I wasn't there. - Okay, no. - My dad, my dad never went to a bank. - No, but the sperm bank, right? - So we were all in the same bank, right? And guess what? Each time Papa busts... Aight this conversation is bad. Each time papa busts, right? He's letting out versions
of you that ended up here. So I'm V3.8 million or something rough. (laughing) - I'm version 3.5 million, who knows? And I'm the lucky one bro. I made it. - [Tobi] You're the first one. The rare one. - I'm the fastest one. I was allowed out of the protection. - Bro, imagine if it wasn't him. Imagine if the other ones were made. - That slowly. - He's the fast one now. - Guys I've been great. I've had the great time. - That's the fast one. - Hey! - See that was my ideal
level of spice, right there. - We're on the first one
Vik, don't tell me that. - I know, I know but
for me like if I'm just going out for a dinner and
I want like, I want like... - [Tobi] A little bit of... - Little bit of a, it's just
a nice, nice light kick. - Kenyan Fire Tusk. - [Ethan] Kenyan Fire Tusk? - [Simon] Okay. - We're jumping to 5,000 Scoville rating. - Jeez! Okay, I'm gonna
put it on this one. - Sauce it up. Yeah this has a Scoville rating of 5,000. - [Josh] You've put quite a lot on. - 5,000 okay. - Just save something for the other guys. - I'm trying to get a lot of chicken so I can get less sauce. (JJ exclaiming) - I can feel that one. (laughing) - Already? - [JJ] Oh boy. - Oh you're fucked bro. - [JJ] Okay. Okay. - Listen, aliens reveal
themselves to the world. What are you doing? - [Harry] That's nice. - That's all right. - [Vik] It's just my upper
threshold, I can feel it. - [Tobi] Already? - We're on bottle two. - I know. (laughing) - Gonna give me a tough
time for me here today. - [Josh] But why would the
universe toss me in there? Just showed up? Say it's dusk? - All right, all right,
aight. You're being boring. Basically... (laughing) - Wow. - First off, I'd talk to them about like what their plan is like. - In your shared language? - How would you talk to them? - They can understand. - [Tobi] Okay, let's
assume they speak English. - All right, let's assume, yeah. - How do I talk to them, yeah? - Yeah, I'll just be
like "All right. Explain. Bash it to me." like... - [Tobi] Explain? - where have you come from?
How have you got here? - How big is the universe? How did everything start? - Do you think they'll
have all those answers? - They might, they might. If they were able to get
to us, then you know... - They have the technology. - They're way more advanced than us. - Or we can try and steal
something up and be like "Ah". - No but, but that's
a typical human thing. - Let's say they're friendly. They speak English. - [Simon] I'm trying to
get, secure collab quick. - This is why I like Simon.
Always business-minded. - That one's a little
bit hotter, you know. - That is, yeah. - [Tobi] It's 5,000 compared to 1,600. - It's left it's mark in my gut. It's left it's mark in
my gut, I will say that. - Would that be the first thing? - No. (laughing) Right, I think if an alien
spoke English, right? I reckon it could read me as a version. It'd be like, "You're version 3.5." - Oh my God. We can't get
back to this every time. - It'd say, "You're Ethan
P. You're Ethan P. V3.5" (rolling tongue) - And you'd be like,
"How do you know that?" - Exactly, and they'd be like, "Oh, well I'm extra terrestrial-" - Extra testicle!
- Oh, I'm your dad! - [Simon] I'm extra testicle!
Did you just say that? - Extra terrestrial... - I'm extra testicle 6.4. - I'm extra, I'm extra
terrestrial. Not testicle. - Are they trying to come to my country? Illegally? (laughing) If so we shut the borders,
that's what I say. - To aliens? - Yeah. - To aliens, yeah? - Don't let 'em in. - Coming through with a couple ray guns, and then you're like, "Yeah,
no you can't come in." - If in doubt, kick them
out, that's what I say. (Vik laughing) No, no, no, I don't know what I'd do. (Vik laughing) - So the way I look at it, right? Is if you've got, we look at ants, okay? So you walk over and there's loads of ants milling around,
running in circles. Not really getting anything done. And they're just living their life. They can't even like look up and be like, "That's a human, you
know, eating an apple." They don't, it just doesn't comprehend. They can't, and like that is us to aliens. So aliens will come through
and we just won't get it. - [Tobi] How do you think aliens are automatically above us, man? - Because we ain't gonna go to them. They have to come to us. - I reckon we're about it. I reckon it'll just take a little bit. Egyptian Fire Scarab sauce. - Fire Scarab. - [Tobi] 10,000. - 10,000. So double the other one.
- Scoville rating. Double. - Okay - Okay, all right. - You said you started to
feel it on the last one. - I felt yeah, yeah, a
little tinge, a little tinge. - Sauce it up, 10,000 Scoville rating. - Oh God, we're doubling. - That one, that one. - We're doubling every time? - Oh, we're gonna make some big jumps. - That one had like...
- [Tobi] A little kick. - That one had a billy. That
one had a billy, yeah yeah. You know, you can tell
like every now and then it's got a decent bit of footwork? That one's, that one was all right. - You ever, you've been to Egypt before? - I haven't, have you? - No, but I play them
most times on FIFA so... (laughing) I feel like I'm gonna beat it. - This is 10,000 Scoville
heat units, guys. - It goes up quick. Mate, he is drowning it. Mate, he's swimming in,
he's dripping in sauce. You see this guy? You see this guy, Harry? Swimming in sauce. - [Tobi] I wanna know. (laughing) Just go easy on that bro. Chill, chill, chill. (speaking in foreign language) - [Tobi] Already? (speaking in foreign language) - Do you want that Jesus cross back? (speaking in a foreign language) - That is a bit strong, huh? - [Vik] Going straight in there. - This one is nice. Would you rather be
able to copy and paste, in real life, anything or undo anything? - Undo. - Why?
- Oh, actually no. Copy and paste money. - That, does that not make it easy? - Yeah, but I'll take easy money. That's why we don't stop at racks. (laughing) - Oh, draw a copy and
paste of your life or undo? - Would you be able to
copy and paste anything? Or would you rather be able to undo? - [Josh] We could go, look.
- [Tobi] Anything. - Any note? Control (repeating "V"). - Yeah but then life would be too easy. - Yeah, boring, true. - Cheat codes. - [Josh] But even then undoing,
you can't make a mistake. You would need to take more
risks, which would be good. - Undo you can explore more possibilities. - [Josh] Yeah. - [JJ] Yeah, I'd undo. - If undo, you can try anything you want, if it fucks up? - [Both] Undo. - "Oh shit. I'm about to die?" Undo. - Yeah. Train coming? Boom, undo. - Yeah, kinda like that. - Yeah, I like that. - Undo?
- Respect. - Undo. - No.
- [Tobi] Why so? - Ooh. - [Simon] Ooh, actually
I just thought of money. - [Ethan] You've lost your fucking head. - Money. - [Tobi] Yeah but think about like... - I mean, I can have two Talias. Yay. That's the right answer, right? - But would Talia V1 like V2 though? (laughing) - Stop, stop. - Would she be happy
with V2 floating about? - Probably not. And then I can't do undo it.
- It's just a duplicate then. Oh shit. - Doesn't life become too easy. - I'd undo. - [Tobi] You'd undo? - Uh huh. - I would not. - What would you duplicate? - Money, for one. Houses. Cars. - Doesn't that make it too easy? - But how would you duplicate a house? - No, absolutely not. You, brother! I could have so much fun! - How would you duplicate a house? - Brother, like Sin City man. - Where are you putting it? - Anywhere I want it. If I wanna put it in
Bali, I'll put it in Bali. - Just do it on the land? You can't just pull up
a house down and go, "That's my land now." - Well once it's there. - Duplicate the land. Duplicate the world! - Once it's there, the government's gonna have a horrible time. - I'd duplicate the world and we've saved like everything. - No, that'd fuck up everything, brother. - What do you mean? Just two planets! - No, you make a second world.
And then you can split... - Lads, lads. - [Tobi] You can split the population. - The time-space continuum is fucked, the list is fucked,
- I didn't wanna say that. space is fucked. - [Tobi] Do you know the
time-space continuum? - Space is fucked, lads. - What was the question? - Are you all right? - [Vik] I'm hot. (laughing) - Would you rather be able
to copy and paste or undo? (laughing) - Come on, lad. Come on, come on. - I'm struggling, man.
I'm not built for this. Undo. I like trial and
error, but it'd be good if I didn't lose time
doing trial and error. - Test out possibilities. - So I try something, if it doesn't work, we just run it back, you
know, without losing any time. Efficiency kinda vibes. - Out of 10, I'd give that a five. - Oh God. - Why do you look like
you're shaking already? - I'm calm, I'm calm. - Just to put it into perspective, right, this jump's gonna be like
seven times more shocking. - [Tobi] Let me tell you what the jump is. - Well, that was 10,000. I'm sweating. - Yeah, times that by seven
and add another thousand on. Provided Black Garlic is 71,000. - 71,000? - It sounds tasty. Compared to like Italian Scarab sauce. - Ay yo dawg, I don't know
if I can do that, you know. - 71,000, come on, sauce it up. - Seven times, seven times up! - Yep. - Seven times that! Are you mad? - My hands are greasy. - Are you dumb? - [Tobi] You got it. You got it. This is 71,000. - What was the last one? - 10. (Vik shrieking) - Oh, I may have got, I might have jumped the gun on
this one, I'm not gonna lie. - Does it scale up accordingly? - Oh, does the heat scale-up? - [Vik] Yeah. - [Tobi] Apparently... (laughing) - [Tobi] All right you,
while you lips that, which Spice Girl would
you most identify as? Or do you most identify as? - [Ethan] Okay yeah, I
can see why there's... I can see what happens here. - You got Scary, Sporty,
Baby, Posh and Ginger. - [Simon] See, the issue
with this one is right. - Oh. - I wanna choose something
that he'll wanna choose, and neither are right. - So. - We both wanna probably go for Sporty. We probably both want to
identify as Sporty Spice. - Do you wanna identify Sporty Spice? Is that who you're thinking? - [Simon] I feel like... If were going in the Sidemen, I'm gonna have to end up being Posh Spice, and he's gonna have to be Ginger Spice. - Oh you would be Poshy, no? - [Tobi] You are the, dammit. - You would be Poshy,
no? You would be Posh. - And you would be Ginger. - I would be. That's what I was about to say. I'd be happy to be the Ginger one. - [Tobi] Jeez. - Oh no, I fucked it, I fucked it, I fucked, it, I fucked it, no, no, no, no. - That's done, no, no, no.
- No, no, no, don't spread it. That's calm, that's calm. That's calm, that's calm, don't spread it. - In the mean time, discount
code for this video: SPICE. So if you wanna get... - Oh my God. I'm, I'm gonna die, I'm
gonna die, I'm gonna die. - I'm gonna keep eating.
- I'm gonna die. - The discount code is SPICE. - I'm gonna die. - I'm gonna keep eating, okay, what? - [Tobi] Are you all right? - I'm gonna die, I'm
gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. - I'm not sucking on the bone, I'm fine. - I'm gonna die, I'm
gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die, no, no, no. I'm actually gonna die.
I'm actually gonna die. I'm actually gonna die. I'm gonna die. - You're kidding me. - All right, did they do a discount code? - The discount code is SPICE. - [Simon] Oh okay.
- [Ethan] Oh. - Sorry you stole that one from me. - It was a good effort. - I kinda want just like
five people to have one. - Exclusive thing? Exclusive discount code from Ethan. - HOT. - [Tobi] HOT? - It's HOT. - [Tobi] H O T? - H O T. H O T. Five people, that's right. (laughing) - Bro, I'm going all the way. (laughing) - Why is this man high though? - Bro, what are you doing? Why are you putting so much? - To the moon. To the moon. To the moon.
- [Tobi] He's gonna die. (laughing) - Ooh, that even feels like
a lot and it's not much. I'm sat next to a psychopath. (laughing) This is what is wrong with Harry. Look at his plate! - All right, let's get it. - [Tobi] All right. Which Spice Girl do you most identify as? - I'm too young for this you know. - Sporty, next. - [Tobi] Sporty? - Sporty, Sporty. - [Tobi] All right, what about you Josh? - Posh. - [Tobi] Why? - I'm not even posh, but... - You are posh! - [Josh] No, she's like
business thing, isn't it? Victoria Beckham, she's out here. - True, true. She's on the back. Why are you Sporty? - [Josh] She's always carrying bags. - Because I like sports. Yo! - I like sports. We don't care, who knows? - [JJ] More wings, more
wings, more wings, more wings, more wings, more wings!
- [Tobi] I understand what more wings means. Vik are you okay? - Why does this hurt so much? - You know he was talking
about existential crises. - Why am I here? And why is this happening to me? Why is he licking the sauce? - I'd say Sporty Spice person. - Simon we... We're in trouble. - Are you, are you,
wait, are you feeling it? - No, no I'm, doing is I'm manifesting. I'm manifesting what is left. - I can feel it... - [Tobi and Simon] coming
in the air tonight. - [Ethan] The more I breathe, the more I know what's happening. - Yeah, you feel the tingle on your lips. You feel it under your tongue. - The more we speak, the more I'm getting
annoyed that we're speaking. - Splash some Colon Cleaner on there. (laughing) - [Tobi] Yeah, that's what it's called. That's what it, read it! - It does say Colon Cleaner. - It looks like a Colon Cleaner. - Professor Phardtpounders. - [Tobi] Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner. - Phardtpounders. - [Tobi] That's his name. - That's mad.
- My farts are certainly going to pound. - More wings, more wings, more wings. (JJ yelling) It's just getting worse. (yells) Bro, I don't know. I can't
do more. I can't do more. - You can do one more, bro. - Bro, the top one's 2 million. - I, I, I would die. - Imagine you get a 70K video
and a 2 million view video. The difference in how gassed you'd be. (laughing) That's the hot sauce, is it? This is a stinker right here. This is a big flop. - The Colon Cleaner. - That name is nuts. - [Tobi] It's pretty self-explanatory, - I don't need my colon
to be cleaned, fam. - Are you sure? And while you do that, tell
me a guilty pleasure of yours. - Wow. Like that. You know what? The taste,
the initial taste is nicer than the one before.
- It's kinda sweet. - Yeah, the initial taste
is nice, but then it goes "Rude boy, who do you think you are?" - You are sounding like
sauce connoisseurs. - Hey yo, yo, bro, bro, I'm dying. - Chill, chill, chill, chill. All right. - I need lolly, I need
lolly, where's the lolly? - [Tobi] The lolly is here. - Where's the lolly, man? - I need lolly! Oh, I'll have a lolly in a minute. (JJ panting) - [Tobi] Are you all right? - Whoa, this is mad. This is
mad. You don't understand. - Josh is, look how calm Josh is. - All right, I'll put a dab on. - Oh that's mad. That's actually so mad. That's such a pause moment. Hey yo, aww. I did a madness. - That's a dab. That's a tiny dab. - Bro, no this is actually... - Just eat the lolly. - [JJ] Bad sauce! - It's a lolly bro. - How can I lick this, properly? - Just eat from it, just go for it. You're a big man! - No, man, this is. - You done worse stuff. - You have done of stuff. - Oh no, man. This is... - The fact that you actually
thought about it makes it sus. - All right, all right. I've done it! You're good! - I'm seeing him doing
it and it feels like this is a prank video on me. But it just must be how my body is reacting to the same shit. Like... - Built different, built different. - [Harry] Built different. I'm sorry to hear about your ground, but I'm built different. (laughing) - I wanna know a guilty pleasure of yours. (beep) - [Harry] No, I'm joking. - [Vik] You said it now. - [Harry] No, no, no. It's actually not. No, a guilty pleasure would be. I quite like biting toenails. Anyway... - [Tobi] Are you all right? - I don't know. - [Tobi] (muffled) This dude
just said biting toenails. - (muffled) Can you bite
your own toenails or not? - [Tobi] I don't bite my toenails! - (normally) Okay. - [Tobi] (normally) Are you alright? - Yeah, I am. - I felt like you left us. - [Vik] No, yeah I'm just thinking about spicy stuff, mostly. - You ever bit a toenail? - No, no, no way, wait.
- Would you want to? - No. - Okay. - Should we touch, should we touch tips? (dramatic music) - What's the question?! What's the question? What's the question? - Tell us a guilty pleasure of yours. Bro, bro. He's gonna spill the sauce, please. - Bro, I'm dead, I'm dead. I'm actually dead. I'm dead. I'm in heaven now. I'm in heaven. - You're not. - I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven. - Hell. - I've died. I've died. I've died. I've died. I've died. - [Josh] Watching him suffer
is my guilty pleasure. - Oh fuck you. (laughing) - I'm dying, man. I don't care. (laughing) - Oh man, this is... (Simon retching) - [Tobi] Oh, you sweaty! - What's a guilty pleasure you have? - Getting my hair cut every week. I probably shouldn't. - Is that a guilty pleasure? - [Ethan] Yeah because I feel
stupid for like doing it. - No, men don't do that. That's irregs. I wanna know your guilty pleasure, but it looks like you're showing everyone. - It's that! - Oh shut up, man! (laughing) - Guilty pleasure? I like
getting my ass licked. Calm. Done. - All right, all right, all right. We'll move to the next one. We'll move to the next one. There's ice in that
bucket. There's ice cream. - [Harry] He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. - I can't cop out. - [Man] Yeah! - I'm hurting, but I can't cop out yet. - Yeah. I respect it. I respect it. - [Tobi] 550,000 Scoville units. - Featuring the Carolina Reaper. - Featuring but what's the
supporting cast? Come on. - Oh, okay. - Supporting things, supporting acts. Man snatched that, you know? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - [Tobi] That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. That'll do that. - No, alright, yeah. - [Tobi] I'll accept that. If you could relive one year of your life, which year would it be and why? - Oh shit. - Oh, I got this, I know. - I think I actually know this year. It would have been the year when we went, do you remember Ayia
Napa and we drove around in the... buggies. - [Tobi] That was incredible. - 2015 maybe? - [Tobi] 2015. - It was Joe, I jumped
off the roof Joe Sugg. I don't know, just shit
happened that year. - We put the furniture in the pool. - Yeah, well, yeah, yeah. (laughing) - I would say Summer 2018.
That's my most enjoyable year. - What happened then? - That's the World Cup year. (muffled voices) - [Harry] That was a sick summer. It was a banging summer. - 2015 we had (muffled)
SwegWay, that was all right. - [Harry] (muffled)
Remember the year that I... (normally) moved to London. It was kinda like, changed my life. - This is 500,000? - [Tobi] 550,000 Scoville rating. - [Josh] He's going for it, fuck no. - [Tobi] Big bite. I love that
from you. Love that from you. If you could... (banging on table) - Wait, wait, wait! This is open. - Oh yeah. Oh shit. - Oh my fucking God. - [Tobi] Sit down, sit
down, sit down, sit down. Come on for a minute, for a minute, for a minute, for a minute. - [JJ] Yo. - [Tobi] If you could
relive one year of your life what would it be? What year? - [Josh] Not this one. - This, this is the worst year of my life. And I'm legit. - [Tobi] Okay, what year would you relive? (Josh yelling and coughing) - I cannot wait to try this. - [Josh] What year? - Oh bro, I don't even
know what time is anymore. - What year was good? - I don't know. - 2018 we had a sick summer. - Diss track season, that was pretty lit. - Let's go to Ibiza again, I enjoyed that. - Ibiza? - Oh no, listen. Last year, Ibiza and his fight, again? Yes please. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, lit, lit, lit. - First year of the, second
year of the Sidemen House. First Sidemen House. - [Tobi] Really? - Yeah, which was four years ago. - Why? - Yep - Do you know what? I was gonna say Summer '16. - Jeez, Summer '16 was it, you know? - [Simon] It was a sick year. - [Ethan] It was a sick year. I remember getting
Addison Lee's and stuff. I passed my driver's... I, cause it, cause it was the, you know, the first Sidemen House? - That's the highlight. - [Simon] Addison Lee! - [Ethan] I used to come
to the house and we'd do like the days there and
we'd go to the park. - [Tobi] I remember when
you lost your wallet. - Yep. And then, and I remember I passed my driving test. I come and park to the
house, cut my whole wheels. Cut my whole shit. - But it was good. - Yeah, exactly! Summer '16 - That year was just sick. - That's Pokemon Go year man. - 16?
- That was. - Yeah. Summer '16. - [Ethan] See? That's why. That whole year was just sick. - 2017 or 2018. I went to a different country
every month for the year. - Oh yeah! - [Viki] Since COVID hit that has never seen like a better plan, but I... - What's a favourite place you've been to? - That's a very, very tough question. I'm gonna, I really like Canada. Whistler was like the
most awesome skiing ever. I'm like... - That was a lot hotter than
the other one, you know? - I'm feeling it. - I'm, I'm heated. - This is it. All right, whip out the Psycho Juice. - [Simon] Oh man. - I know a couple of chicks
that have been drinking that. (laughing) Couple, couple, couple chicks
been drinking Psycho Juice. - 600,000 Scoville heat units. - What was the last one? - [Tobi] 550. This is a
small jump, little jump. Psycho Juice. - Whoa. - 600,000. (JJ belching) (laughing) - That was from the depths! - Man, I'm a mess. I'm malfunctioning. - All right, have we got a bin bag? We got a bucket? We got a bucket. - I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, bro I... - About to beat the Lord. (laughter) - [Vik] Why, his plate is swimming! - Do you have another plate, by the way, because my plate is kinda like... - [Vik] Give him a reload. - Look at this dude. Are you okay? - What, you think sauce defines me? - [Tobi] Yes. - Well, what does define you? - Absolutely... - Are you not sauce,
are you sauce less done? - [Ethan] No, exactly,
bro. I, I am the sauce. - Just asking. - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait. Wait. Wait. - (exclaiming) Shit. - [Ethan] Oh you bum dropped, didn't it? He bum dropped.
- [Tobi] Yeah, you fucked it. - He bum dropped.
- [Tobi] You fucked it. - I fucked it too. - What does the other person
have that you would want? And I think I know your answers. So what does JJ have that you would want? - Oh my God! Oh my God! - Hang on. - Oh my... oh my God, oh my God. What the hell? Are you dumb? Are you dumb?
- [Tobi] Why are you looking at me?
- Are you dumb? Imma kill you. Imma kill you.
Imma kill you. I'm bro... You fucking dickhead. - Who are you talking to? This isn't my video idea. - What do you have that I want? - Bro, my head is on fire. - Boxing skills, I want his boxing skills. - [Tobi] You want his boxing skills? - Yeah. - JJ, what does Josh
have that you would want? - Bro, what are you even saying? You're not even saying English. - What does Josh have that you want? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. What do I have that you want? - Your beard. Give me your beard fam. - All right, that's it. - Next! Next! - Next question.
- Are we, Are we really just going
to skip through these? Okay. All right. Cool. - Money. He's got a lot of
money. He's got a lot of money. Too much money, some would say. I don't have a lot of money. - How much money is too much money? - Just more than you?
- More than I've got. Yeah. (Tobi laughing) - No. I've got money. But he's got MONEY! He's got money. He's got money. - Mr. Krabs money. - I would say a lack of, lack of fear. Very fearless guy pulling back flips. You know, jumping off boards and stuff. - Almost too fearless. - Yeah, potentially too fearless, but I... - [Tobi] You got to be a bit more daring. - Yeah, but then I tried to be slightly daring once and
hospitalised myself, so... - Oh, but when we did YouTube Red Ibiza. - That was before. - No, you were wild to be fair to you. - But that was still daring! I remember you were scared to do that jump and you smashed it. - [Vik] It was scary. - Fuck. - I regret everything right now. - All right, go. - [Tobi] Go ahead,
Ethan, when you're ready. - Oh wow. All right. That was a bit of a violation, still. That one. That one. - Muscles. - Muscle, huh? Oh, you want Ethan's muscles? - Yeah. - [Tobi] Okay. - And charisma. - Aww. Look, mate, it was only
one thing, come on now. - It's in between. - No, no. It's not only
one thing. Anything. - [Ethan] All right, okay. (laughing) - It hit me too. - Work great. - Yes. - And determination to get that goal done. - Right, he didn't say
girlfriend to Talia. - Well, I don't want Talia, lad. Nothing wrong with her! - Wow. - [Simon] What, now I
don't want you Talia. - Wow. - All right, now I'm at peak bros. (laughter) And I'm not (laughs) I'm talking about the sauce. - Are you all right? - [Tobi] I'm good. - No one ever asks how the host's doing. - I'm doing okay. I'm doing okay. It was, it was there. - That's good of you. That was good. - I appreciate you. Thank you. - I can't focus enough to be etiquette. - [Tobi] I was about to get mad. - What's this? - It's about to get mad? - We're jumping from 600 to a mil. - That's a banging video right
there, I'll tell you that. - 1 million. - I'll take a piss. - I'm being nasty. You don't even have to do this thing. God swear because this, this bad boy 6.2. - Yeah, yeah button that. - [Tobi] Million. How does it, how does that feel? Good? Ethan you want some?
- No. - [Tobi] You're not bitchmade? - No. Imma hold this. - Sorry, Simon. - No, he's not bitchmade bro. He's just determined to get
through the rest of the sauces. He's doing it by any means. - [Tobi] What? Why are
you putting that face? - Because I'm all right now. - Ice cream saved you? - All right. All right. - I'm actually all right now. - [Tobi] The last film... (laughing) - No. - The last film that made you cry. What's the last film that made me cry? - I don't really cry at films. - What's the last thing that made you cry? Don't you think it's a big bite? Please tell me you lock in
on his facial reactions. They are priceless, please. - [Josh] Are you good? You're not gonna move your mouth, are you? - [Tobi] Put the lolly in, bro. - I'd eat more chicken. I put lots on it, no! - Do you know what it is yet? I'm about to tell you lot of something. It's mind over matter, whatever. You know, I don't feel shit. My body is doing something,
but do you know what? - This dude's crazy.
- Nothing. Nothing. - Imma eat this.
- Nothing, bro. Wing, look. Come on.
- [Tobi] He's crazy. - What. - Your mouth's saying one thing, but what are your eyes saying? - No, so what I. Do you not think the taste on that one was nicer than the last? So that taste, you know what I mean? It's the tastes.
- A little barbecuey. - Yes. Yes. - A little barbecue taste in there. - Bro, have you tried any of them yet? Okay, so anyway, you have this
playing around in your head. You'll be like, "Ethan said this one." That one's got more barbecue
flavour. That one's tasty. - I actually can't
remember, there was, but I, there was a, there was,
no, it was a YouTube video. It was a YouTube video. It was... Have you ever seen when
they save dogs on Facebook? - [Man] Vik fuck you. Dip that fucking wing back in the sauce. - Fuck off, fuck off, I won't- - [Man] I'll make this
motherfucker end the fuckin' camera and do VAR on that shit. I will do VAR and check this footage. - To answer your question though... - [Tobi] Mhm. - Forgot about that. To answer your question.
- Oh shit. What's the question? - [Tobi and Simon] Last
film that made you cry. - Last film, and we're talking
like, not just tearing up, like you're actually there like... - I can list you all of the
films that have made me cry. - Same. - How many is that? - Marley and Me. - Haven't seen it because
I know it'll make me cry. - Yeah don't. Marley and Me. Dear John. Dear John with Channing Tatum.
- Dear John made you cry? - Yeah a little bit. A little bit. - Okay, sensitive guy. - Do you know what it is? It's just, when, when someone
plays a character, yeah. - [Tobi] So well. - And you can tell that like, there's... When someone plays a character so well, there's obviously like a
little bit of feeling there, like where they can relate
to that character so well. And they play the character
so well, that you think, "Ah, do you know what? Yeah" I, I leaked. I leaked. - Like Will Smith in Pursuit of Happiness. - Yeah. - That got me tearing. - I didn't cry. - But I Am Legend made me cry. - [Tobi] When the dog... - When the dog, when the... - [Tobi] No spoilers. No spoilers. - [Simon] Nah, spoil it. If
you ain't seen it by now, when are you gonna see it? - That sauce was fine, by the way. - That sauce was completely fine. - That sauce was fine. - You found that better than
any of the others before. - I literally just ate hell. - You found that better than
any of the others before. - I put ice lolly on my forehead. - Because it just was so
intense that my body just... - Shut down. - Didn't know what to fucking do. Oh my fucking God. - Are you gonna answer my question? - What was your question? - The last film that made you cry. - There are barely quite a films. Up. - [Tobi] Did you cry at Up?
- Up was pretty sad. I feel like I teared
up a little bit at Up. I was on the plane. - Hella emotional. - It's my own little like
environment of chilling. It was quite sad. (Vik coughing) - Can you not cough on my food please? (laughing) Have you been tested? - I've been self-isolating
for 14 days, lad. - Same here, mate. (laughing) - I think I Am Legend. The dog. - Why's it always dogs that get people. - 'Cause they're- - Man's best friend, bro. - I feel like you can blame
people for being, I don't know. You can- - Have you had a pet dog? - No. - Would you want one? - Yeah. - Onto the final two, the home street. - What's the next sauce? - [Tobi] The Bomb. - All right. - 1.5 Scoville. 1.5 million Scoville heat units.
- You know what's the bomb? You're the bomb Tobi, bro. - You da bomb. - That's just... - Can't be forever. - [Tobi] Do you wanna
do another one of this? - Let's do, no, no, let's do this. - [Tobi] The next one? - [JJ] The next one. - So you wanna do the Bomb? 1.5 mil. - [Josh] Are we doing this twice or are we doing this and then this? - Might as well do that, fuck it. - We're gonna do it.
- All right, I rate it. I respect it here. - Yeah, because we got to do it properly. - [Tobi] Gotcha.
- What about me? - Person you wish you never met. - Can I just ask before I,
compared to, compared to JJ, how much of this one... - JJ was doing drop spin now. You're good, you're smashing it. - [Vik] So this is, this is acceptable?
- That's, that's fine. I will accept one drop,
if you wanna do one drop. Cause JJ did drops. - Is this a drop or is
this multiple drops? - Bro, when I say a drop I'm talking like like a droplet of water tap drop. Yeah. Personally wishing- - This one's different. This one's different. - No, it's instant
response. Instant feedback. - This one has changed the game. - Oh, there it is. - [Man] Yeah - There it is. You dripped on your shirt as well. - At this point I couldn't,
I couldn't care less. - [Tobi] Who's one person
you wish you never met? - Oh my God! - Who is one person
you wish you never met? - Oh my... - Nah, man. - I want more chicken. - Nah. It's the, it's not the one. - I need more chicken. - Where are you going? - Nah.
- Eat some chicken. - Bro you don't- - Where are you going? (JJ coughing) - Everything you need is over there. Everything you need is over there. - No, I need some chicken.
I need some chicken, man. I need some chicken. - [Tobi] Can we get some more
chicken over here, please? - Please, man. Give me some chicken.
Give me some chicken! - [Tobi] I'm scared.
I'm so scared right now. (Josh coughing) - Is there a person you
wish you'd never met? - Danielle Bregoli. - Huh?
- Huh? (Ethan laughing) - What? Bhad Bhabie or
whatever her name is? - [Simon] Yeah. Met her
on the streets of LA. - [Tobi] Why do you wish you'd never- Ethan, you all right, mate? - Yeah. Yeah. - Ethan, I'm getting flashbacks
to that at that, that time- - [Ethan] No, no. Do
you know what happened? - [Tobi] Hit the back of your throat? - [Ethan] Yes, so before I swallowed it, the sauce bit hit my throat. - Oh, this one's different. This one's really, this
one's much different. - Breathe through your nose. Don't breathe in or
out through your mouth. (Harry panting) (Vik hiccuping) - Give me a short answer.
Person you wish you never met. - [Harry] Miniminter. - [Tobi] Why? (Vik yelps) - 'Cause he's filming me right now, and I know he's getting gassed. - [Vik] No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. - [Harry] This one's different, lad. - [Tobi] Vik, you are so close to the end. - It's fucking burning in my- - You are so close to the end. Back it. - Aww shit. - [Tobi] Come on. - Aw shit, aw shit. - [Tobi] Come on. You've got this! (Vik coughing) - No, it's getting worse
with the ice cream. It's getting worse. - You have to eat it tactically. Don't let it hit your tongue. Don't let it hit the back of your throat. - The, the what?
- Chew it. - The, the thing? The spice? It's a bit late for that. I smudged it. I smudged it across the thing when I... It went everywhere. (slamming on table) - It's just getting worse! - Spicy. - I'm shitting myself. You dropped the ice cream, buddy. There's another one in the
box if you want another one. - One person that you wish you never met? (Josh coughing) - Ew, I can't do this.
- [Vik] Ow! Oh my- (laughter) - Making me laugh is
making it worse for me. - There's like a pain point. Like it's not like a,
it's not like a big fire. It's like a localised, small fire in the top, back of my throat. (Vik wincing) - Have a ice lolly. I'll give you the opportunity
to stay on this sauce and do that one more time. Or we'll do the last thing. - Nah, let's go. - [Tobi] To the last thing? - Big thing. - [Josh] We gotta win this. - Big thing, let's go.
I'm ready, look at me. - Who have you met that
you don't wanna meet, you wish you'd never meet. - Oh fuck, the question. - Fuck the question. - [JJ] No wait, no, wait.
- All right, fuck the questions. - I just don't care about
people enough to like... That sounds bad.
- [Tobi] Even have a thing. - Yeah to like, to even- - [Tobi] You might not have
someone, you might not. - Hang on, do you? - Chipman. Met him. Wasn't very nice to me. - Really?
- [Tobi] Whoa. - Yeah. - That much to wish you
never, ever met him. Like do you feel like your
opinion of him went down after? - [Simon] Little bit, yeah, yeah. I rated him as like up there. I still do, no I still do.
- Oh no, I will, I will, I will. - Who? - Younger, I went to West Ham Stadium tour and we got to meet the players
that come down the line. Fucking Rob Green was decent
in goal for us that season. He was a fucking pig. - Really? - [Ethan] Oh, mate, do
you know like classic- - [Tobi] Rob, can you hear this? Your kid's probably watching this. - [Ethan] Do you know what as well? - I'm just enjoying this ice cream. - I might have caught him
on a horrible day, innit? And I get that because
people have bad days, but it was the true definition of one of them football
players Rob, like... You got this kid that
was telling, you know, "Oh shit I'm, you're my
favourite West Ham player at the minute blow" or whatever. The man just said ugh. - Last one. 2.2 mil. (muffled) Your favourite. You can tap out. - [Harry] (muffled) I mean it's over. (normally) Let's have it. - (normally) JJ did it. You can do it. Last round. - Stop, man this is not funny, bud. - All right, look. Leave a like
for the suffering right now. We're trying to hit 10 million subscribers by the end of the year. JJ, don't, don't break the lolly. - If I met you, I probably
wanted to meet you. - What, you never bumped into someone that you regret meeting? - Niall. - Niall. - No, Joey, Joey. - They tried to take JJ's money. - Joey, I don't want
to say his second name. - I, I think I like most people I've met. - [Ethan] Look. Bumped up energy. (Simon applauding) - Last question. - [Simon] Let's fucking go! We're the best! - Let's go boy! - Think about this before you eat. Tell me one thing no one knows about you. - Shoot this, I'm just getting it over. - [Tobi] Do you wanna smell it? - No. - [Tobi] Smell it? - No. - [Tobi] Last one boys, you smashed it. Here's to you.
- No, no, that one stings. - You've done it already. Tell me one thing nobody knows about you. - I can't hack this
chilli. I can't hack it. - [Tobi] You can. You can. - [Vik] I can't. (Harry mumbling) - I dipped the wrong part
of the chicken on that. One thing that nobody knows about you. One thing. - Nobody though? - Nobody. You're revealing a secret to the world for the first time. Exclusive premiere.
- Is that everyone we know? Fuck it, I'll give it a go. - [Tobi] All right, JJ's ready. One thing no one knows about you. (slamming on table) - [Josh] I need chicken now. Hang on. I can't, I can't talk. - I'm scared now. - Oh my God. Oh boy, what am I doing? - I have no chicken now. - I need more chicken. Get me chicken. Chicken! I need chicken, I need chicken. What am I doing? What am I doing? - Things you don't know about me. I don't remember. (JJ exclaiming) I suffer from crippling anxiety. I sometimes have panic
attacks in the shower because of fear of death. What else do you want? - I was, I am a yellow belt in karate. - Huh? Give me anything. JJ said he
had a yellow belt in karate. - I have a yellow belt in karate. - [Tobi] Is that your thing? - It can be. No one knew it. - [Tobi] All right, I
didn't, I didn't know that. - On weekends [Beeping]. (laughing) - When I was young, I
put a finger up my bum to see what it felt like. - [Tobi] Wait, wait. Wait. - You have another spoon anyone? - You put, you put what? Where? (laughing) He put what where? (laughing) All right, listen. You lot you smashed it. You completed the hot ones. Come on. Fight bumps, fight bumps, fight bumps. (JJ belching) - Oh. - Hang on, hang on. Let me just grab a lolly first. - Oh god. - Just a quick one, quick one. (JJ belching) - [Tobi] Oh my. Don't (indistinct). (laughing) All right, what's the last thing you want to say to the camera before we go? - Fuck your mom. - [Tobi] Josh, anything? - No, I... No. No! - Do you know what's something- - [Vik] I don't have an answer. I don't know what you want. I'm trying to... - We're in shambles, mate. - Say something to the camera. Say, say, say something
to the camera, Vik. What do you want to say
to the people at home watching you do this? - Don't try this at home. - [Tobi] How do you feel right now? - I'm someone, like this is, this is more spice than all the spice I've consumed in my entire
life up to now like. - You want to do the last thing? That's not even on the thing. That's 6.2 million Scoville heat units. - Oh, you're starting to
get little bit shinier. - I know, I'm, I feel it now. - Are you on there? Are you on there? - Are you on this? - I'm on it! - Punch me another wing please! - [Tobi] I ain't got no questions for you. Are you sure you want to do this? - Yeah. - [Tobi] That's, that's good.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. - Ready? - Do you know what up? It's because... - Oh my god. - I'm not gonna do this again. - What if they invite
you on the show tomorrow, like listen, the Sidemen smashed it- - Yeah, but that's different innit? - I don't think I'm a big enough deal to go on the proper channel, mate. - We'll leave that to KSI.
- [Tobi] You're a big-time. - [Simon] Leave it to KSI.
- You're a big time. - Ready? - Let's fucking go.
- Cheers boy. - Let's fucking go! - Why am I shook for you? - [Simon] I'm gonna eat from this side. I did this last time. I changed sides. - Why am I shook for you? (laughing) - Oh no. Calmer. - Ethan, you don't look
good right now, bro. - Safe my guy. - All right, I love that. Love that for you. Let's stand there and watch him Ethan, that milk's calling you, you know. - That's one of the most vile things I've ever seen in my life. Did you see how he was drinking it? - Are you all right? For the outro Oh, I just dipped it in the, in the... Oh no, this is double-dipping. - [Vik] I just licked my lips. Why'd I lick my lips. Why'd I lick my- Now my tongue's on fire. - What am I doing? It's open already! - My tongue's on fire.
My tongue's on fire. My tongue's on fire. - You lot, thank you for watching. Please subscribe. Please subscribe to Sidemen, More Sidemen. Get us to 10 mil and 5 mil
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- How are you talking like-? - [Tobi] Bro, I don't know. I'm kind of just smiling through the pain. All right. - [Harry] Oh shit. Oh shit. - Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't. - [Harry] You got this, bro. You got this. - I don't know if I do. All right, that one is different. That one is...
- [Harry] Where's the milk? Where's the milk at, word? (dramatic music)
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