- Hello and welcome to detector lie. Today, we're going to be finding out from all these Sidemen if they are liars. Oh yes. Folabi is back. (Sidemen laugh) Go tell a friend or a lion in the jungle. (Sidemen laugh) You miss me, did you? Well, I've got a, I've got some presents for all of you. Okay. Obviously, this wouldn't
be a video of mine if there wasn't a punishment. So where is the bag, oh? Every time you getting, you get a, you get a question, well, not wrong, you lie to me, every time you lie to me, then I will beat you
with one of these things. (Sidemen laugh) We have a, we have a... - Ah! - A wooden, a wooden sandal. We have a, we have a, yes yes. You know, Tobi you know this. - Yeah. - We have a hanger just
to make sure you know. - All right, am gonna buy that one. - You get to choose whatever you want. We got the belt of course. - Oh no no. - A big boy, big boy belt. And we have some other items. So you get to look inside to see what you want to
pick if you lie to me. So don't lie to me, eh? Don't lie to me. - I'm more nervous about the belt. - If you lie to me I will beat you. I will beat you harder than you have ever been beaten before. Except you Tobi, you know. - Yeah yeah, I know. - Anyway, are you ready? - I think so but... - Go on Ethan. - Come on Ethan. - Okay, so first of all we're gonna do some control questions. - Control questions. - Let's say calibration. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay. Have you ever lied
about something serious? - Yes. - Okay. Okay. It's analysing. Mm hmm. - Yeah? - Very good, very good. 97 BPM. (Sidemen growling) - I don't like this. I'm in the hot seat right now. - 104 BPM. Eh. You a bit nervous? - Yeah mate. - You're nervous? - Yeah. (laughing) A bit more nerve racked in fact. - Have you ever stolen anything? - Yes. - Okay. You're a bad boy huh? Bad boy in the streets. (Sidemen laugh) What music do you like listening to huh? - Mainly rap. - Oh rap. - Rap hip hop. - Of course. - Yeah. - And does it get you in the
mood to steal? (Sidemen laugh) - I wouldn't lets say blame my stealing on the
music that I listen to. - Ah. Have you ever fantasised about murder? - No. - That was a long pause. (Sidemen laugh) - I feel something almost. - Lad, should we be worried? (Sidemen laugh) - Have you ever killed a cat? - No. (Sidemen laugh) - Okay. That's where it starts. (Sidemen laugh) - Nice. - Do you think you're a good driver? - Yes. - You never get angry on the road? - I get annoyed. Not angry. - You never get angry. - I get annoyed. - You never have road rage? - I don't think I have road rage. (Sidemen exclaim) Listen. Listen. You know me. (laughing) - Okay. - Even I can tell that's
a lie. (Sidemen laugh) - I can feel it from here. - You look in the mirror and you go, oh, my eyebrows are okay. - I've done that. - Okay. (Sidemen laugh) Your heart rate is doing
a bit of a madness huh. (Sidemen laugh) 146. (Sidemen exclaim) Are you ready to answer
the real questions? - Do you see my fingers shaking? - Are you addicted to drugs? - No, no. - You're not? - I'm not. - Are you sure? - I'm sure. I'm sure. - Ah ah. You're telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) Okay. Do you have a big nose? - Yes, but it's relative again. - So yes. So yes. You look in the mirror and you go, wow, it's so big. - I thank God cause He
blessed me with big things. - It said you're telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) You told the truth. You know, you know. Has your girlfriend ever pegged you? - No. It's actually gonna come out. - You lied to me. - Oh. - You can do it Josh. - I'm joking. (ding sound) You told the truth. Are you scared of me? - No. - Oh. - Oh. - You're scared. You're scared of me, eh? Just say it. Say you're scared. - No. - You're scared. Just say you're scared. - No, I'm not. (ding sound)
- You were telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Big man, are you gay? - No. - Are you sure? - Yes. - You don't like the ho, ho? - No. - The ho, ho, mm hmm. - No. - You don't like them things? There's nothing wrong with eloping with another man. - I agree. But as for me, not for me. (ding sound) - You told the truth. - Thank you. - You told the truth. Well done, well done. - Did we just applaud that? (Sidemen crosstalk) - We were applauding the truth. - Okay. - Are you a better footballer than the rest of the sidemen? Or would you say you're the best? - Technically no. - Yes or no? - Yes or no? - No. - Oh. - So you think KSI is better than you. You were telling the truth. (ding sound) You were telling the truth. - I want drama. - Do you like Ethan more when he was fat? - No. - No. So you like him more now that's he isn't fat. - He's the same person. - Thank you. Yes. - So he wasn't funnier when he was fat? - No. - He wasn't annoying when he was fat? - He's still the same guy. - He didn't constantly post on Instagram his body when he was fat. - He'd just post his car instead. (ding sound) - You told the truth. You said no and you told the truth. Are you attracted to Indian women? - Yes. I'm attracted to all women. - Okay. - Eh, we have different and not. - I'm not discriminating. - That's good. (Sidemen chatter) You're telling the truth. You do not discriminate. Are you vain? - Yeah. - Okay. It says that you're being truthful. - No, he's been honest. He's been honest. (ding sound) - You told the truth. You told the truth. - Thanks. I feel like I'm on Jeremy Clarkson. Your pause makes me feel
like Jeremy Clarkson. - Do you like commentary channels? - No. - After all this time you still don't? - Just don't have
anything to do with them. - You're telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) Will Gib beat Jake Paul? - Yes. I believe so. - Dude, you look like you have to really force that yes. - No. It's like, it came from within. - It came from within. - It came from within. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. Are you scared of your girlfriend? - No. (Sidemen laugh) - Some of the people don't think... - I just think the question... - You lied. - Are you joking right now or not? - Are you joking? - No, I'm joking. (Sidemen exclaim) - That would have been amazing. - Have you ever done anal? - No. - How long have you known
your girlfriend for? - Nine years. - Nine years? And you've never been tempted? - I've been tempted. (Sidemen laugh) - Legendary. - Yeah. - You lied. You said no. And you lied to me. - I said I was tempted. - I'm kidding. (ding sound) You told the truth. Are you a Logan Paul fan? Yes or no? Yes or no? You would like to... - Yes. (Sidemen laugh) Yeah. - Dude, that look. (ding sound) - You were telling the truth. - Whoa. - Nice show JJ. Why are you clapping for that? - Because he was telling the truth. - His honesty. - Oh, this is a big, big, big question. - It's relative. Will you release a song this year? - Yes. - Oh, really? Oh, you were telling the truth. (ding sound) Ah, I'm excited. I can't wait to hear you spit the bars. It's going to be good. Is your brother better looking than you? - Yes, he is. - It hurts to have to say that. - He's like, wow and I'm fat. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. - I'm surviving, I'm
surviving, I'm surviving. - Do you want to be
friends with Logan Paul? - No. - Okay. But you're a fan of him. - I appreciate his content, yeah. - So you actively watch him and go, yes, this is, this is good. - I can't say I'd ever choose. - I enjoy this content. - I don't think I've
ever said it out loud. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. Have you ever had your bum fingered? - No. - No, no. - I'm not joining you boys. - I thought he was one of us.
- You were telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) - Do you eat ass? - No. - Okay. (ding sound) You're telling the truth. - Thank you. Don't try that for poo bro. - Are you the hottest
man out of the Sidemen? - No. - Oh. You wanna say who? Or do you want to just leave that? - No, I'll leave that to your imagination. - Ooh, interesting. (ding sound) You told the truth. (Sidemen applaud) - Are you gonna clap every time? - Yeah. - Do you enjoy making YouTube videos
on your main channel? - When I do, yes. - Answer yes or no. - Yes, yes. I do, I do, I just... - A lot of fans are going
to be watching this. You need to be making sure they look at that question especially. - Okay. - You don't upload enough you know. - I know, I know, I know. - It's very bad. - I'm sorry for that. - Extremely bad. I subscribed. You were telling the truth. (ding sound) Will Jake Paul beat Gib in the boxing fight this month? - No. Felt like he tried set
the other way around to throw me off there. - Yeah, I did. And you did well. You were telling the truth. (ding sound) You were telling the truth. You were telling the truth Have you ever masturbated to your own Instagram? - No. - You also told the truth. (ding sound) You are a very truthful man. Is Josh your best friend? - Yes. - His face says a lot. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. You're telling the truth. Have you ever given a woman a facial? - Yes. - Yes. - Do I want to know more or do I want to leave it at that? - Up to you. - So you've given your girl then a... - He was off in and out. (ding sound) - You told the truth. Is Wroetoshaws diss track better than KSI's? - Could I get specifications? Which one? - His first one. - Was Wroetoshaws better? - Wroetoshaws diss
track better than KSI's? - No. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) A lucky Harry. Do you know how to make tikka masala? - No. (Sidemen laugh) (ding sound) - You are telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Are you an alcoholic? - No. - Oh, so you don't like alcohol? - I like alcohol. - Okay, but you're not an alcoholic? - I'm going to say
depending on the night, sir. - You are also telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Oh, you are smashing this eh. Have you ever done anal? - Like taken it. - Have you ever done the ah, ah? Ah! Ah, ah, Morocco. Have you ever done anal? Answer the question. - I'd say yeah. (Sidemen laugh) - I don't want to know if you gave it or took it. - I don't know what you're asking. - I don't want to know. (Sidemen crosstalk) - Different answer for
a different question. - Ah! - Unfortunately you are telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) Are you ugly without your beard? - I wouldn't know anymore. Maybe. Yes. (ding sound) - You told the truth. Do you make better videos then your brother Manny? - Yes. - Ooh. Controversial. So Manny is going to watch this. - Mm hmm. - Do you think he's going
to be annoyed that... - He can't do anything
he's a little brother. - Oh. So you beat him up. You bully him, huh? - No, no, no, no, no. - We want to be careful
because other YouTuber... (Sidemen laugh) Okay so you want to make sure everything is in order. - It's all right. I'll talk to Lewis. I'll talk to Lewis. - Okay. - That dog is getting
trained and everything. - Did you phrase out (laughs) Tobi. (Sidemen laugh) - Oh my. - You lied to me. - Oh. - Oh. - It doesn't make any sense. - You lied to me. - As long a it's a spank. - Mm. - Mm. - Oh, you sure there? - You don't think? Maybe eh. (Sidemen laugh) Just hit him with the (slurp sound) - Oh. - Do you think it's fire? - No, no, he hit it. He hit it. - Relax. It's okay. Don't be so scared. Okay. You breathe. - Breed? Who am I breeding? - Breathe. Breathe in, breathe out. - Don't breathe out. - If David Dobrik asked you to join the Vlog Squad and leave the Sidemen, would you? - No. - Huh. Really? - Yeah. (ding sound) - You are telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) You are doing very well, uh. - Are you the most intelligent Sideman? - I think it was no. - You said the last girl is... You said no. You were lying to me. (Sidemen exclaim) You were lying to me. (Sidemen laugh) He's picked his weapon. (tap sound) Okay, are you ready? - Yes. - Three. Two. One. Okay. Three. - Oh my gosh. You broke it. - You mother fucker. You mother fucker. - Ah. - Ouch, that was right in the middle. - Ah! - Have you ever had a finger in your bum? - Oh my God. - No, no, no, no. - Look at that. Can you see my palms? - No, no, no, no. - Just say yes. - Yeah, possibly, maybe. - Ah! What is wrong with you? Did it, was it quick? Did it just happened so quick and you didn't know what happened? - Yes, it was. - It was a surprise bomb? A surprise bomb attack. - It must have been. It must have been. It must have been. (ding sound)
- You were telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Would you consider yourself the leader of the Sidemen? - No. - No? Who do you think is the leader? - No one. - There is no leader? Hmm, interesting. Do you think that's why
the Sidemen does so well? - Yes. (ding sound) - You told the truth. Did you get friend zoned a lot by women? - No. Why no? You've never been friend zoned? - I wouldn't say I've
never been friend zoned but not a lot by women. - Have you been friend zoned by women? - Oh yeah, everyone has. - Who would know? - Apart from me. Apart from me Folabi. - You lied. - Oh, two lies. - All right, all right. - So, you are a player eh? You like to play with women's emotions? - No. No, no, no, no. (buzz sound) - Oh! (Sidemen exclaim) - That was more like here to here. - That was a lot. - But let me hit him bro. - Do you eat ass? - No. - And you told the truth. (ding sound) Are your parents disappointed that you didn't become a doctor? - No. - I can imagine your parents screaming at the video right now. (ding sound) You're telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Will Kicktown, your football amusement
park thing, do well? - I hope so, yes. - Yes or no? - Yeah, yeah, positive affirmation. - It said it was undetermined. - It still is. - I'm going to catch you
for that. (Sidemen laugh) - Oh, you're an idiot. - No, no, no. There's no pain in this. - It's heavy though. - It is undetermined so
don't do it too hard. - It's right there. - Oh, that's the one. - Don't tell him. - It's painful but he will take it. (spank sound) - Oh! (Sidemen exclaim) - Ouch! - Have you ever eaten ass? - Yes. (Sidemen laugh) Yes. - You've eaten ass? - Yes, probably make it. - Gone down on a man, woman? - Woman. - Woman, and you went (slurp sound) - When you put it like that, but yes. Yes, I have.
- You ate the poo poo? - I didn't eat the poo. There was no poo. But I have. - Did she wash before or? - Yes. - And then you went in and you ate it? - I did my thing. (ding sound) - You were telling the truth. Mm. Does Dax make better music than KSI? - No. - You were telling the truth. (ding sound) - Ah! - You were telling the truth. Are you tight with money? - Yes. - Yes. Don't answer it for me. - Ethan are you his pimp? - He had 11 grand in an hour and he spent 20 grand in the mountains. - Oh, wow. You didn't think to spend it on a dildo? - What? A dildo? - A dildo. You know what a dildo is? - It's like a brand, Adidas. - You don't know what a dildo is? - Oh, no. They had no a dildo here. - What are you saying? - What you saying. - I'm saying dildo. - Yeah, I don't know what that is. - You don't know what a dildo is? - I don't know what a dildo is, no. - You swear you would love it. - The... Okay, okay. - Oh, dildo? - I can't control it. - No. (Sidemen laugh) (ding sound) - You told the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Is AJ Tracey a better rapper than Big Zuu? - No. - So you think AJ Tracey is trash? - I didn't say that. - AJ Tracey is talented,
but so is Big Zuu. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) I don't know if AJ Tracey is going to be happy with that one though. Here's a question. Are you happy? - Yes. - Okay. Because I think Callux or Cafreezy kept saying you were unhappy. - It was Callux, yeah. - So, you think you're happy? - I am, yeah. - You're happy in your, you know, pied in London? - I am happy, yeah. - Okay. - He's making me question it. - You were telling the truth. (ding sound) Are you funny? - No. - Oh. - Aw. - That's a bit sad though. - I try, I try though. - You try, eh? And no one laughs. - Hmm, sometimes. Sometimes they laugh because it's not funny though. - Okay, let's try it. Tell a joke to the people. - Come on Vik. - Come on, you got this. - Come on. - Pull a couple up. - A man walked into a bar. - Yeah. - Okay. - I've heard that one. - You should've just said, look at my eyebrows. That would have killed the whole room. (ding sound) But you
were telling the truth. You were telling the truth. Is Alissa Violet hotter
than Erika Costell? - Yes. - Wow, that was fast. Maybe too fast. (Sidemen laugh) - The fuck you saying lad. - You lied to me. (Sidemen exclaim) You lied to me. It called you a liar. (buzz sound) Are you ready? - Please, I don't want to go have a break. - Just move over a little bit. - Ah! - Probably in the cheek. - Ah! - Do you hate how all your friends follow your sister? - No, I don't mind. - You were telling the truth. (ding sound) (Sidemen applaud) - Is Callux a better
YouTuber than Calfreezy? - No. (Sidemen make ooh sound) - Ah. - I feel they are the same. - Well, Callux is going to
make a video about this. (Sidemen laugh) (ding sound) You were telling the truth. Do you actually enjoy playing FIFA? - Yes. - Fuck off. - You actually enjoy it. - Yes. - How long have you been playing FIFA? - I think the '99. - 99? - Boomer. - You are definitely a big boomer. And you think, you enjoy the game for that long? - I enjoyed it this year. Not the past two years. (ding sound) - You told the truth. Do you eat ass? - No. - No? You've never eaten ass? - No. You've never bent over and (slurp sound). - No. - You've never eaten it
like curry? (crosstalk) (ding sound) You're telling the truth. Do you like BDSM? - No. - You don't mind the? - No. - You don't like, eh, the weeping? Or does he bring back memories? - Horrible, horrible flash backs. - I understand, I understand. I understand. They won't understand. - That's not a race thing by the way. That's a childhood thing. (ding sound)
- You are telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Are you ready for the final question? - I can only assume it's
gonna be fucking excellent so here we go. - Do you miss your dad? - No. - No? - No. - You don't? - No. - Not one bit? - Not no. - I mean, he did make you. - He did. - He put his penis inside your mother and he created you and
you don't love that man that did that? Why? Is it because he was there for you all the time or? Ah, that's is a shame. (ding sound) You were telling the truth. - Yes. (Sidemen applaud) - Does your mum have Instagram? - No, not to my knowledge, no. - No? - No. - You're not lying to me? - No, I'm not, I'm not. I haven't lied the whole time. I haven't lied the whole time. - You were lying to him. (Sidemen laugh) You are lying to my system. - I don't think so. - Yes she does. Yes she does. - Do you want to tell the world your moms Instagram? - I don't know. I don't know whether my mom has Instagram. - Okay, okay bend over. - Pop it. (spank sound) (Sidemen exclaim) - Oh! - You're finished at the end of the day. - You are fired. - Do you enjoy being in the Sidemen? - Yes. (ding sound) - Tobi, you were telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) Do you eat ass? Do you eat ass? - I don't think that's in my questions. - That's is in your question. Do you eat ass?
- I don't think it is. You haven't looked at the computer once. - Do you eat ass? - I don't. - You don't? - No. - You don't eat any ass? - I don't eat ass. - You will get a handshake after I find out if you're
telling the truth or not because two people over there that will eat, eat, another woman's ass. Poo comes out of there you know? Eh? And that's what you eat. You liked that (slurp sound). - I'm telling you I didn't like it but... (ding sound) - You were telling the truth. - I have to see the fucking. That machine is a liar. - He told the truth. He didn't like... (inaudible chatter) - Oh my God. - Do you enjoy watching
your girlfriends videos? - Yes. - No. - I'm toast. - And you lied. - He had to. He's joking. - I'm kidding. (ding sound) You told the truth he whole time. Are you gay? - No. You don't want to like sabre? Like sabre thing, Star Wars? - No. - Use force? - Force never even crossed my mind. - Because on here it says you are telling the truth. (ding sound) - All right, welcome. - Yo, yes. - This is the whole shoot.
- Yeah, I'm a bit late. My bad. - Do you know how this works? - I guess I just tell the truth? - Yeah. - Yeah. - It's a good start. - Question number one. Do you think that you won the first fight with Logan? Yes, 100%. Yes. - Yes. Really? - First two rounds, I'll give it to him. But after that I was all over him. - Somehow, you are telling the truth. - He's so fucked off. - Do you like your brother Deji? These aren't made up by me by the way just to clear things up. We just wanna know. - Yes, yes - You're saying yes? - Yes I do. I said it like that. Yes. Yes. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. (Sidemen applaud) - Family. - Here we go fam. - Do you like all of the Sidemen? - Yes. Yes. - Oh, that was a lot there. (crosstalk) - I knew. - Your fingers are twitching. - This is quite nerve wracking, ain't it? (Sidemen laugh) - You were telling the truth. (ding sound) - I love you guys. Jeez. - Are you a plastic Arsenal fan? - Right now yes. - No, it's a yes or no. Are you a plastic Arsenal fan? - Yes. - It says you were telling a lie. (Sidemen applaud) I mean, you genuinely think you're a good Arsenal fan. (buzz sound) - Master, we're gonna use the... - I picked the hanger man. - That's great, but come on. - Bruh, hey, yo, yo. Hey, yo, yo. Hey, yo, I don't like
the way you handle me. (spank sound) (Sidemen exclaim) - Jesus, yes. - Yes. - Oh. - Give him the last one. - Yes. - Is Calfreezy a better
YouTuber than Callux? - No. - That was quite quick, like whoa. - Yeah, okay. - Sheesh. - Cal is more outgoing and does more like, I know, pass me that video. - Which one's Cal? - Like Callux. (ding sound) - You're telling the truth. - Sorry Calf. - Is Vidal better coach than Leon? - Oh. - Oh. - I don't want no, at this, at this. - Yes. - Who's your next session with? - I don't know man. - Leon, he was telling
the truth. (ding sound) - Oh. - You'll get beat. - Speak up the truth though. - You'll get plug stop. - Have you ever had a finger in your ass that's not yours? - Nice. - Yes. - Yes. (crosstalk) (Sidemen laugh) - Class. - Legendary. - And now it's ass. - You were telling the truth. (ding sound) - Tell it. - Off announced. - Are you insecure about your forehead? - Oh no. - Ooh. - He says, we're wearing a bandana. Your pulse went all over the place but you were telling the truth. (ding sound) - There we go. - All right. Final question. Do your parents like all of the Sidemen? - No. (Sidemen laugh) No. - Ooh. - Care to elaborate? - I don't wanna hear it. - I don't even wanna elaborate. - I already got one in. The machine has detected irregularities. (Sidemen exclaim) - It was the truth. (ding sound) - Well, thank you guys for watching. Our discount code was, or is spank. (Sidemen laugh) See you guys in a minute please. (upbeat music)
