- Oh I'm good - Three! (chuckles) - All right, well then. (Sidemen laughing) - Oh Jesus! ( Sidemen laughing) - What happened? - All right. Welcome to, Blind Date version two! (Sidemen cheering) Quick announcement, we obviously
need to get 10 mil subs before the end of the year. Else, The Sidemen are over. - Done!
- Done! - Dusted! - No more videos.
- Game over. - No more videos.
- No more of this. - We'll split up for good and GG. - So subscribe! Now! - Harry's pink in the face. (Sidemen laughing) - So, yeah discount code, what do we think? - Funny. - Oh God.
- No. - No.
- Probably not that. - Or female. Female.
- Female. Female is the discount code. (JJ laughing) All right. Should we begin? - Bring on lady number one!
- Woo! - Hi, I'm Page, I am
22 and I'm from London. - Woo! (Sidemen cheering and clapping) - Boy number one, straight in there. What is your orgasm noise? - Pew pew! (chuckling)
- Oh Jesus - What? What? - Boy number two? - Let's go champ! - Oh. Oh. Oh.
- Boy number three. ( Tobi singing) - Aye! (Sidemen laughing) - Boy number four. (Simon hams)
(Page laughs) That comes out for a very long time. (Sidemen laughing) - I last. (Page laughs) - Your orgasms last? - Yeah.
- Boy number five. (Josh shouts) - Facts. - Boy number six. - Ooh aah. Off the run. (Sidemen and Page laugh) - Boy number seven. - Hey glad your boy can sell a GBT! (Sidemen laugh) (clears throat) - What? Sorry about that.
- I'd eliminate number four. The one that went "Ooooh." It was too long for me. (Sidemen laugh) I'm sorry. - I am too long for me.
(Page and Sidemen laugh) - Oh no, hello.
(Page laughs) (Sidemen shouting) - Anyway, I'm Simon. - Hi, I'm Page. Nice to meet you.
(Page chuckles) - Bye. It's a dude. (Sidemen laugh) - I'm not a dude. Describe yourself in three words. - A massive hog. - Oh god. - Oh god.
- What is a hog? - How does that make sense? - Are you the one? - What is a hog?
(Sidemen chuckle) - Come take a guess lass. - Oh. - Oh. - Who's lass? - I've already said lass. - Boy number two. - I go with knowledge,
strength and integrity. - I like the strength. (Simon clapping) - I bet she likes that.
(Sidemen laugh) - Yeah great. - Boy number three. - The lion king. (sidemen laugh) - Okay. Boy number five? - Old, grey, and boring. - That's a winner. - That's not a winner. (Page laughs) Boy number six. - Brexit means Brex in.
(Sidemen laugh) - Boy number seven. - Big dick action. (Page laughs) - Action? - Yap. (Sidemen laugh)
- It's all right. - I'm going to get rid of the lion king. (Sidemen sob) Oh no.
(Page laughs) - Hi.
- Oh hello. Are you all right? - I'm Tobi. - I'm Page.
- Nice to meet you. (Sidemen chuckle) - What is your favourite
physical feature of a woman? - I am a big fun of the bottom. - Oh lovely.
- Yap. (Sidemen laugh) - Boy number two. - I'm gonna go with legs. - Legs? Boy number three. Five - I go with the brain. (Sidemen sob) - Boy number six. - How much they can deadlift. (Sidemen laugh) - Boy number seven. - I kinda like the nose. Is that weird? - Yeah. (Page and Sidemen laugh) It's gotta be number seven. (Page and Sidemen laugh) The nose. Sorry. - Was that a serious answer? (Sidemen laugh) - Hey. - Hello, are you all right?
- It's all good. What's up.
- I'm Page, you all right? - Very good, yeah. - Sorry, it's the nose.
- No it's fine. I mean, you've got a
great nose to be honest. - Is that what you look for?
(Page laughs) (Sidemen chuckle) - What's your favourite fruit? - It's quite exotic but its the pandanus. - What is the pandanus? - It is a exotic fruit. You'll find out what the pandanus is. - It could be, that's it.
(JJ laughs) - Its pand-anus. - It's a spiky fruit. - I told you, it's an exotic fruit. - Also known as screw pine.
- Have you tried it? - Screw pine. - Screw pine. - Boy number two. - I'm gonna go with mango. - With what?
- Mango. - Mango?
- Yeah. - Oh. - I'll go with that.
(Sidemen and Page laugh) - That's quite a plan. Okay. Boy number five? - I'm going to go with Pink Lady apples. - Yay. Pink. (Sidemen chuckle) Boy number six. - Grape. - Grape. What is the pink apple? - What is the pink apple? - Yeah. - Well there's types of apples. And one of them is called
the Pink Lady apple. - Mh.
(Page laughs) Just the pink lady apple? - Yeah, your gone man.
(Sidemen laugh) - I'm gonna get rid of the mango. There wasn't a lot of detail... (Sidemen laugh) - It was me. - Oh, hi.
- I will go now. Man go.
- Yeah, man go. (everyone laughs) Man gooo. If we was in a room together
alone, what would you do? - I would like to play a strenuous game of rock, paper, scissors with you. - Oh, what happens if you win? (Sidemen laugh) - If I repeat that on film,
we might get demonetized. (everyone laughs) - Boy number five. - I'll probably try and lead. - Oh.
(Sidemen laugh) - Oh damn. - Oh man. - Are you trying to make her want you? What is it? What is... - Boy number six. - I would probably have a
very awkward conversation. (Sidemen laugh) I'll probably leave as well. - I'm gonna go with, boy number five. (Sidemen laugh)
- Come on. - Hi, you all right? - Oh no (inaudible)
(everyone laughs) - What is the most overrated sex position? - I would believe that to be shower sex. - You past the last one answer
- I agree. - As well. - I'm not trying to drown. I'm good. - How do you drown...
- Is that the reason why? - How do you drown in a shower? - You might be focusing. You know, it goes in your face. - Do you still drown in a normal shower? - Mate it's not your question to answer. (Sidemen laugh) - Boy number six. - I had the same answer as him. I'm gonna go with wubba bath sex one. (Sidemen laugh)
- Bath sex. I prefer shower sex to bath sex so, it looks like I've got
to get rid of number six. - He prefers...
- He prefers... - Oh well, the opposite way. Whoever said bath sex. Sorry
(Page chuckles) - Hello Page.
- Hi. - How're you? My name's Ethan. - I'm good thank you. - You win.
- You win. - You said no, she said wait. - No, I don't want the bath. - Oh well you got me then.
(everyone laughs) Yes! Come on! Yes! Lads I'm about to have a girl here. - No!
(Page laughs) Well the thing is, though you're quite muscly and stuff, I'm just thinking of the height - Right.
- If I had a pair of red heels on and I'm not that tall.
- We would just match. It would be toupee
- Toupee. I hope so. - It would look great. - Like Kevin Hurt's
girl is taller than him. - Kevin Hurt's girl is taller than him (Sidemen laugh)
- Yeah. A bit taller. (Sidemen laugh) - Cover up lads! - Oi. - Weeee. - You see, you did it again.
(Sidemen laughing) - Extra protect. - Extra protection. (Sidemen chatting) (Sidemen laugh) - Yabba-dabba do! - Why are you always seated next to me? - I don't know mate, to be honest.
- Leave me alone bro. - I'm Franchesca, I'm
20 and I'm from London. - Woo! - London
- Woo! - Thanks! - This is your one job Harry. - Where would we have our first date? - Probably in the church. - Why is that? - I feel like we need to
see the Lord Jesus Christ before we indulve in... - Indulve.
- Indulve. (everyone laughs) - Indulge! Indulge in anything else. - Boy number two. - Something more normal, like a zoo. (Franchesca laughs)
- Okay. Yeah, I like that. Boy number three. - To the island where I grew up. There's a little island called Odnim. - Okay. And what's the
most fun thing to do there? - Oh, there's nothing to do there... (Sidemen laugh) No, there's beaches. It's got a beach. - Okay, that's nice. Okay. - Boy number four. - I reckon we should go on a pub crawl. - I like that. Okay, nice. Number five. - Paris because I'm rich. - I like that one.
(Franchesca laughs) - Number six. - The National History Museum. So comparatively, I'm exciting. - That's my favourite place actually. I had to say. - No he just thought it boring. - Number seven. - To a mini golf place. - Place? - Yeah. I can't... - Where's like the best
mini golf, would you say? - Swingers. - Okay. I might get rid of, he said the zoo. (Sidemen laugh) - My first answer was, we wouldn't go on a date. - I'm not really a fun of
zoos, animals and stuff. - Animal clogger here. - Animal clogging, there you go. - Hi, I'm Josh.
- Hi, nice to meet you. (Franchesca laughs) - Do you regret your
decision to say no to Josh? - I'm sure you're very lovely. - Oi! I gotta get back.
(Sidemen laugh) - What's the weirdest
place you've had sex? Okay, number one. - In the church.
(everyone laughs) Yeah I mean, I've take girls there on dates. - Oh god. - And they're clearly...
- Stop. - Stop.
- They were, religious. Okay. - Number two. - He's out. - He's gone to the zoo.
(everyone laughs) - Number three. - Jeffery Epstein's private jet. (everyone laughs) - Right. - Okay. Number four. - Over a kitchen hob. - What? - Was it on? - No, it was before it was turned on.
- Sounds hot. (Franchesca laughs) - That's weird though. - How do you like that. (everyone laughs) - Did you clean it afterwards? - Yeah of course. I didn't want any bacteria
getting involved with. - Okay no. Boy number five, I think. - At the back of the knee. - Huh?
(Franchesca laughs) - Where's the weirdest
part you've had sex. - How big was she? It's not natural everyday...
(Simon laughs) - Number six please. - In my imagination. - Oh. - That's the weirdest part, yes? (everyone laughs) - Number seven. - Can't remember, ask your mom. (Sidemen laughing and chatting) - Oh! Oh my god. - What just happened? What just happened? Tell me what just happened.
- What's come out of his mouth...
(Sidemen laugh) - No! - Number seven, I'm gonna have to say bye. (Sidemen cheering and clapping) - I don't blame you. It's all good.
(Franchesca laughs) - Do you regret your decision?
Why you say number seven? - Because you don't get my mom involved. - It's fine. It's fine.
(Sidemen taunting) I understand. I understand. - It's okay. Is there anything that
you wouldn't do in bed? - I mean not really. I pretty much do everything
except bum staff. (Sidemen laughing)
Bum staff and maybe sucking things. - But that's half of it, is it not? (Sidemen laughing) - Okay. Number three. - I wouldn't do dead animals. (Franchesca laughs) (JJ laughs) - Okay. Number four. - My ass is out of the
bounds just for your sake. - Say what? - Fair enough Number five.
- Your ass. - Sleep. (everyone laughs) - Number six. - Anything illegal, in case
my FBI guy's watching. So... - You've got an FBI guy? - He watches you? He watches your bed? - You got one too. - I'm gonna have to say, number one. - Ah! - Oh no, she don't want
to go to no church. - I don't know just a bit too much. (Franchesca laughs) - 'Sup.
- 'Sup. - You're all right? - I'm okay. (Sidemen laugh) - Do you regret your decision? - That's a yes.
- Little bit. (Sidemen laugh)
- Yeah. - How often do you masturbate? - Whenever there's a
Nadia Faraj speech on. (everyone laughs) - Oh my god. - Number four. - I stopped masturbating six
months ago so please help. - Did you actually? - Yes I haven't masturbated in six months. - That's not genuine. - No it's largely serious. - Are you serious?
(Franchesca laughs) - I've decided to become
a more confident male. - Testosterone.
- Okay. - It's the truth that hurts. - Number five. - Few times a week I guess. I mean I just took over from number four. (everyone laughs) - Oh no. - I don't have great (inaudible) - Move on please.
- Okay, six. - Twice daily. - Oh bro. - Oi are you all right? - Maybe thrice.
(Franchesca laughs) - What time's that?
- Fast and healthy. - What time do you do it at? Precise. - After I brush my teeth. - Okay.
- Both hands? - Both arms.
(Sidemen laugh) - Who spoke first? - It was you.
- Oh it was me. - What was you one again? - I said, Nadia Faraj speeches. - Yeah that one.
(everyone laughs) - Hello there. - Hi.
- I have to go. (Franchesca laughs) - Do you regret your decision? - No maybe not. - Oh for fuck...
(Sidemen laugh) - In your ideal world, how
long would foreplay last? - Less than 10 mins. Let's not sell any dreams here. - Well you don't masturbate either so. - Exactly. - Yeah. - Five. - I don't see why it has to stop. (everyone laughs) - He's a weird guy.
- Okay. (everyone laughs) Six. - No need for foreplay,
straight into the action. - Oh. (Sidemen laugh) - Well all the time? (everyone laughs) - We can alternate. - Wait, how can you foreplay
with just one person? (Franchesca laughs)
- Taking turns. - So then, the other person doesn't know
that they're foreplaying? - I don't know. I ran out of answers...
- This is going down a dark road
- 10 mins ago. I ran out of answers 10 mins ago. - In a teacher outfit and
the other's just there like, "What are you doing?" - Hey. I ran out of answers 10 mins ago. (Sidemen laugh) - Okay well, you can go then - Yes.
(everyone laughs) - Hi. I'm Tobi nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Do you regret your decision? - Yeah, kinda. Do you have a name for your penis? - Yes. Woody Woom Pecker. - Oh my god. Bloody. Oh no. - Mine was Jurassic Park
(everyone laughs) - Number five. - I was gonna say Squidward because it resembles like
the eyes and the nose. (Tobi laughs)
- Squidward, are you for real? - What was the first one? - Woody Woom Pecker. - Oh no.
(Frannchesca laughs) - And Squidward. - I feel like you've put too
much thought into it, kind of. And I love Spongebob like
guilty so there you go. - Squidward brothers unite. - Hello, my name's Ethan. - Nice to meet you. (Franchesca laughs) - Do you regret your decision
for not choosing Ethan? - I'll give her the puppy dog eyes. Fucking canons blood.
(Sidemen laugh) - Hi. So you won? - Yes.
- Oh congrats. (everyone laughs) I'm joking. - Code red. It's well done. - I hate that I'm losing to him. (everyone laughs) - Do you regret your decision? - Do you regret your decision? - I'll sit down. (everyone laughs) - Oh dear.
(JJ laughs) - I'm just wondering what age are we packing those videos, right? - At what point do we get off? (Sidemen chatting and laughing) - She's 34 has 2 kids and married. (Sidemen laugh) - Stop swiping.
- No I like sex in the bum. (Sidemen laughing) - Oh no.
- Oh no. - And so my name is Arian. I'm 26 and I'm from, like I live all over and kinda like, I'm like a gypsy without a caravan. - Woo!
(Sidemen clap) - Describe your sex life
as a movie title and why. - I'll probably go, The Green Mile, cause I last a long time
and I often have gonorrhoea. - Oh. Jesus.
- Oh my god. - Mad. Beautiful. Number two. - Inception. Stuff's happening but no one
really knows what's going on. (Sidemen laugh) - That's good. That's good. - I think I've slept with you before. (Sidemen laugh) Number three. - The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Cause, yeah.
(Sidemen laugh) - Four. - The Titanic. It's going well and then eventually, we find a place where we
crush and burn and die. - You didn't make go down good. - Yeah. (Sidemen chatting) - Yeah, It's not burning. - There was a bit of fire. - There was an awful a lot of water. - You were there. - Are you as big as the iceberg? (Sidemen taunt) - You can say.
(JJ laughs) - You can say what? What can you say? - That I... I'm... (Sidemen laugh) - You literally tear lives apart. Number five. - Taken. (Sidemen laugh) Because I'm taken!
- No! - Because I'm taken!
- No! - Because I'm taken. - Oh my god, dude you're a whore. - Six. - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. - And you don't know any of them. - Well who knows? Well I'm Harry Potter and you can be the chamber of secrets. - And seven. - 30 Minutes or Less cause
we've all got things to do. - Dream. (Sidemen chuckle) - Is that film? - Yeah.
- Huh. - So I'm gonna get rid of
the one with gonorrhoea. (Sidemen laugh) Plainly because he's got gonorrhoea. - One of them said burn and die. - Do you regret your decision? - No. - Damn! Damn, she cold. - I didn't wanna win anyway. - If you can have sex
anywhere in the world, where would it be? - I would say, the White House, on the president's desk.
That's hella presidential. - Number six. - What?
- Whoa. Whoa. - You're mixing it up.
You're mixing it up. What happened to three, four, and five? - Three, four, five. - I'll go with Bangladesh. (Sidemen laugh)
- No. - Oh I get.
(Arian chuckles) - Number five. - I'm gonna go with Area 51. - Yeah.
- Aliens and that. (Sidemen laugh) - Group stuff.
(Arian chuckles) Number four. - Probably in a graveyard. - Oh god.
- What is wrong with you? - Because I'm to die for. Ah! - Cringe (Sidemen laugh) - Start walking now. - Like in the grave yard or
like up against a church? - Oh. - Don't say it.
(Sidemen laugh) - Can we do both? - No.
(Sidemen laugh) - Okay. - Four. - In a graveyard.
(Sidemen laugh) - Or three? I have no
idea what number's... Three, let's go with three. - Anywhere. It could mean I
could leave virginity finally. - Aww. - Number seven. - Hopefully my house because
it's been a long time. - Oh Jesus. - Do you still live with your mom? - Nope, I live by myself actually. - Oh.
- He lives with his dad. (Sidemen laugh) - Yeah funny but dad doesn't exist. I do. - Do you have a mortgage? - No, I rent but it's expensive. (Sidemen chuckle) - Ah good. (Ethan stamps foot) I'm gonna get rid of the graveyard guy. - Graveyard guy, that's his new name.
- Because I've done it before and it wasn't as fun as you think. - Wait you've done... Mad, all right. - Been there, done that. - She's a madass. - Hey what's up? - Hey.
- Hey. - How are you doing? - Good.
- All right. (Sidemen laugh) - How are you gonna start? "Hey, all right."
(Sidemen laugh) - How long would we date
before we have kids? I'm gonna ask number five. - I'd say, three to five working days. - To what? (Sidemen laughing) - Is it working days when
we're going on our first date? Or is it on weekend because
obviously that increases time. - Yeah, sure sure. On a Friday. On a Friday. - Nice. - So a full week. - Yeah. - Three. - At least nine years. - Good answer.
- Good answer. - I'm 26, I'm getting on babe. It'd be a geriatric pregnancy. - All right. - Number seven. - Beat raw, save the turtles. Anytime. - Are you all right mate?
- What? - What?
- So you want kids to stay away? - You must get old. - Yeah but then over population. - Turtles. - China. - Corona virus.
(Sidemen chuckle) - Number two. - Can we not do it the other way round? - Have kids, end it.
- Yeah (Sidemen laugh) - What? Is that your answer? - Yeah.
(Sidemen laugh) - We can have kids first, then we can date after.
- We have the kids and then we date? - Yeah. - I mean it's better than dating then running after having the kids. - Exactly. - Yay. - Almost romantic. Number six. - I've already got three
kids so I think I'm good. (Sidemen laugh) - I think I'm good. - I am gonna get rid of
three to five working days. (Sidemen groan) It just felt like you're
more committed to the work than being a parent.
- Of which is not enough? No? - No. It's not enough. Sorry. - Do you regret your decision? They all seem like nice guys but no. Are you experimental in bed? - No, experiments are
strictly for the science lab. - For fuck sake.
(JJ laughs) You, bastard and a heart. - Keep your goggles on. - I do keep them on. - Number three. - Well he stole my answer so yes, why not? What
(Sidemen laugh) Fuck it, let's experiment.
(Sidemen laugh) - How far are you willing to go? - Finger my ass.
(Sidemen laugh) - Oh Jeez. - That's helpful. Number six. - I tried once and I burned my cock so, not anymore. - Straightening your pubes.
- You what? - I don't know if you're
being serious or not. That's the worst...
- Is it in Germany? - Oh no don't talk about it...
(Sidemen laugh) - I knew! Wait what! - You weren't there in Germany? - No!
- You made that worse. - Aye, you guys got to tell me. (Sidemen chatting) - And number seven. - Oh yeah, I just started eating ass and I used to detest it. So who knows? - Does that mean you
don't detest it anymore? - No! No! I'm a big fan. - I'm gonna get rid of the burnt cock guy just cause I feel like
that'll make things difficult. - Hi, you all right?
- Hello. - What's up. Not sure about my penis but...
(Sidemen laugh) - Where on your body is your
favourite place to be touched? Go to number two. - My earlobe. - Oi you're a prick.
(Sidemen laugh) - I'm just starting to think
you just didn't have an answer. (Sidemen laugh) - Number three. - My ass. - Okay, in what way? Like slaps!
- Finger it. (Sidemen laugh) - You're a freaky dog. - How far are you willing to go? - At least four inches.
(Tobi laughs) Perfect. Seven. - What was the question again? - Where in your body is your favourite place.
- I'm actually a huge fun of like tickles on the back of the neck. - Ah. Almost romantic, isn't it? - Yeah. It is. - I'll get rid of earlobe guy. No real reason, it's just that
the other two were better. Sorry.
- How am I still here? - You smashed it somehow. - Hi, I'm Tobi. - Hi Tobi.
- Nice to meet you. - Do you regret the decision? - Yeah. It was a tough one. - It's all right. - If you could choose what
I was wearing right now what would you choose? - Get some stockings on your lasse. - For god sake.
- Oh god. Oh god. - How do you know I'm not number seven? - I would hope a respectable outfit so this video doesn't get demonetized. (Sidemen laugh) - Stockings can be very respectable. - Listen YouTube's got
kid audience and stuff I'm just trying to think...
- Yeah. I am gonna choose the... And I'm gonna choose coz he
sounds more like mortgage ready, marriage material. - Woo.
- Woo. - The guy that went for
the respectable outfit. Even though I do feel like
he wants to date his mom. But...
- So you're out Josh. - Josh is out.
- Josh is out. - Go first. - Hi I'm Josh.
- Hi. Nice to meet you
- How are you? Okay thank you. - Do you regret the decision
of not picking Josh? - Oh, you're the one I didn't pick? - Yeah. - It's hard to tell until
I meet the other one. But I'm gonna keep you on hold.
- Sure. I can hold. - Ethan. - Go get it. - You won! - I don't want to date my mom! I don't like that! - Sorry, it was just a joke. - Thanks. How're you? - Nice to meet you. - Yes. Have you gotten your decision made? - Not at all. You look like a...
(Sidemen laugh and chat) - Lovely. - Thanks for watching Blind
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