SIDEMEN TINDER IN REAL LIFE 2

oh my god it's another real Latino oh my god oh my god oh my let's go hi I'm Lydia Hall I'm 25 I'm from state hi I'm JJ I'm 25 and today I don't really feel like doing anything except you I do you Thanks I'm flattered missing out missing out hi I'm Josh on 26 and if you use code tinder you'll get trim set up a discount off on side McClay we don't know just use tinder use coat in Doha Dream Center say no I messed it up is 524 I could do you for 90 minutes on a cold wet rainy night and stoke anywhere else but Stoke come on no I'm Simon I'm 26 smile if you want to have sex with me hi I'm Toby I'm 25 and I'm stoked to meet you yeah I'm how are you I'm 22 and I should warn you I've just recovered from crippling tonsillitis and it's still contagious get away from me hi my name is Vic I'm 24 and I can afford to stockpile bread in the event of a No Deal brexit what you've got nothing to do a nice dinner it's not really what I'd go for in my first meetings what you don't like to eat I became the peak I am 24 and I'm from Yorkshire I'm Howie I'm 22 I wrote your part I'm nice your hair is quite nice and you seem like good fun so if I give you this Rose will you finger my bum I mean the Rose is so sentimental where did you pick this from I only get one not the whole thing if you think my bum I'd have to see it first after you know the bomb I've gotta know what I'm letting myself in for thank you remind me of your name again Harry Harry where you from Harry Guernsey how big your bum yeah it's got potential to be honest so I've I'm not a massive fan of fingering awful so I'm afraid it's a no I'm Simon I'm 26 and my uncle says I'm a great kisser very nice Howard your uncle hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and swipe left for seven years bad luck how tall you 5 8 5 8 are you sure I like you though seven years bad looking why what concept like what everything every I'm not in control I don't make the rules neither do I so yeah I'll take you hello hey Nathan I'm 24 was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world I'm gonna press Start and we're gonna try again see if you press Start you have to play with my joystick yeah can I put you in the neighbor bracket where's that where's that the back of the line my name's Vic I'm 24 and that's the bearded guy behind me fucked up the discount card I just want to let you know you can use the code tinder to get 20% off sideman clothing merch it's a marketing thing I've got to get that bread always do you want to take me out like what's going on here yeah sure we can actually use the profit from the discount code take you on a lovely day so you're using me to promote you that was happy what take this rose okay give it back to Paul sorry I can't be enjoying him you go poor wife hi I'm Josh I'm 26 I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem you're such a fucking big penis Paul's got big bomb David it's all cause a good kisser David oh yeah no no no wait go back a line may be really rough sex with you that's why I want to do an honest hair pulling on all sorts let's do that okay my name's Abigail I'm five foot three and I'm fucking fabulous I'm JJ I'm 26 I got you these flowers thanks JJ I like you yes [Applause] hi my name is Gina I'm 20 and I'm from Bekins field I'm Simon I'm 26 my girlfriend tells me size doesn't matter I wish she didn't have a penis oh okay I'm gonna say no yeah hi I'm Ethan I'm 24 and don't mind him drip to you hard hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I like to help out my friends in my spare time oh that's really nice yeah my name is Vic I'm 24 and I'm a very successful rapper come on like hear some rap is that okay [Applause] yeah you have to do it they say there's a first time for everything - tell me daddy what the hell were you thinking dropping lies about a Minecraft Pig do you really think that was a dig that's okay hello I'm Hari I'm Tony - if I land this bottle flip will you swipe right I mean it's the sliders in the sauce okay 26 now I'm all right so it's that so that's a no no you're right hi I'm Josh um 26 and my head's really going gray so you like older men I'm your guy you seem really sweet so yes why me crops and all sorts work great effort but you know just not my thing I'm Jay Sexton I'm 27 and I'm from Islington hello I'm Ethan I'm 24 my cat died can i play with your pussy is there I don't have a cat solo but I was talking about you hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I was recently declared the second fastest entertainer in the world that means I'm used to come in second that was a good one right I'm 24 and I'm banking on your standards being a lot short other mind you aren't quite sure what sorry hi I'm Josh I'm 26 swipe left if you thought the bricks I'm Simon I'm 26 and I know what you're thinking he's good-looking but can he ride a unicycle thinking what are you wearing penis [Laughter] thank you you look very nice I'm very impressed can I sit on your chest hello I'm Kate I'm from London hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and I know how to defeat the Ender Dragon 24 I'm just happy to be here yes I'm Simon I'm 26 and in my spare time I like to pretend to be a pig I'm into cross-dressing yes nice fucking they don't really say cross-dressing but if I confirm of punching the chest from him or stomach I still not get it hi I'm JJ I'm 26 and are you from Tennessee too sober for that hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and everyone else here has commitment issues sorry my name is Vic I'm 24 and I don't have nightmares I am a nightmare I'm just a sober for that about me I need someone who will help me reach the Dutch self hi I'm Emily Appleby I'm 22 and I'm from southeast London my name is Vic I'm 24 and you a minecraft fence I have no idea what minecraft is I don't play it I'm Josh I'm 26 and I'm your fan I'm 26 and do you have any Nigerian you know that's all is it no it's um bucket gun I'm Toby I'm 26 and you look like you have good taste thank you I'm Simon I'm 26 and I'm 6 foot and 3 inches that's two different measurements I like the dungarees thank you I'm 22 I'd love to live a happy and long life with you unfortunately cancer runs in my family what in mind 224 you fanny smells like fish because I like seafood I don't like sushi I don't like that thank you that is vile what's a fishy Fanny I'm Ella I'm 23 and I'm from London I'm JJ I'm 26 and do you want to come back to mine or watch porn or my 52 inch mirror all the Garin no idea bye next washing next move I'm mad ting I'm Simon I'm 26 I'm just had a Viagra so we got about 30 minutes to get back to yours small dick energy next hi I'm Jasmine 26 and I won't make you sign a prenup I was Vic I'm 24 and I don't mean to me James blunt but you're beautiful you're cute because he's got a beard phone hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and what do your underpants and Katamon have in common I love this Wow hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and if you swipe right I'll donate a hundred pounds to charity of your choice okay hey it's got a little bit of everything 24 as long as I have a face you'll have a seat I love all the outfits the outfits are all really nice really impressive I don't know you just not not fight my boat sorry honey my name is Chloe I'm 24 and I'm from Essex hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and every time a girl rejects me my hairline receives a little bit more so if you could help me out I'd really appreciate you can resent that a lot yeah I've got massive forehead left boom worse it's getting worse I'm Simon I'm 26 and do you like to draw because I put the boys on 26 and the guy behind me genuinely drop kick the baby hi I'm 18 my name is Babatunde and I'm going to bend you over and put the Lord Jesus Christ inside of you yes I like your from the dark moments I saw it right I like that she's a good woman my name is Vic I'm 24 and I don't make mistakes I usually just ate them let me rearrange a girl [Laughter] I'm Harry I'm 22 if I land this bottle flip will you swipe right on me yes okay [Music] I'm Rosie I'm 20 and I'm from Southampton I'm 26 and I'm flies hell that's your opinion but that's fine sources it needs to be a bigger swipe like I'm tripping and sauce sauce that's why I change the shot maybe you should have kept the other one at home I mean I didn't work as well to be honest my name is Vic I'm 24 and obviously money can't buy taste use that one last time as well bones hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and I'm the one who paid who won here so you might want to swipe Brian no I'm gonna pay up arrogant vibes I'm Simon I'm 26 I'm gonna come tonight either way so you may as well be the food I like it and I like your dungarees that's some bull right there man hello I'm Harry if I tell you a joke and you laugh will you swipe right tell me the joke I'm listening how does a penguin build a house how does a penguin build a house he glues it together that's the worst joke I've ever heard Nathan I'm 24 do you like swimming because I'd love to show you my back jo soares Toby I'm 26 and I'm a dog person what respect dog I really like dogs okay yeah we go I said no okay okay the sliders and the socks are just they're just a no and I do like what you're wearing today just humble goes a long way I don't know I feel like I would change my decision for you all right don't get don't get too into it so if I could go get out probably it's like right for you well you can't I'm hi I'm Simon I'm 26 you'll do I'm 26 when I'm done with the you in bed we're gonna make you shake more than Vic I feel like you're massively overcompensating the boys that shot the most have nothing to say hey yo hold me Batman told me about humming Batman home at bat my name is Vic I'm 24 and I was ever gonna work I am Josh on 26 and I suffer from short-term memory loss hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I bring you a haiku poem would you like to hear it I'm 22 if I can successfully do 10 keep ups will you swipe right I'm 24 and I'm saying African and me do you want it in you hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and 26 for me I didn't say anything at all what about now you know what it's actually an improvement for the rest of the girls maybe just just leave it off a raccoon all right can I can I go if you like summer in the middle not like I understand that I'm here just like somewhere I'm Hannah and 29 and I'm from Oxford I'm 24 is it possible to make a deposit in your mouth to show no interest after oh my god hello hello fine lady could I make you my wife I don't feel like I have any purpose in life I'm 24 and I've uploaded more YouTube videos and there have been days that I've been alive yes I'm JJ I'm 26 and you know what they say about black people once you go black you gonna need a wood you'll need a lot of lovin I'm Toby I'm 26 and I think our future could be as bright as my jacket it's reflective I'm 26 and sometimes I like to be the woman in the relationship 26 swipe left if I'm wrong but dinosaurs do it this right hi I'm Alicia I'm 26 and I'm from London hello I'm Harry some flowers on red and violets aren't either I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer gonna have to say no on that one my name is Vic I'm 24 I tried being normal one that's by ended up wasting two minutes of my life I'm Josh I'm 26 I'm not professional miner I can make your bedrock Toby I'm 26 I'm allowed massive germophobe I'm Simon I'm 26 have you lost your virginity do you want mine I was little she were approached I was gonna say I'm gonna swipe right before you can run it by opening your mouth I'm 26 and is is your dad in jail if I was your dad no absolutely not I'm Ethan I'm 24 and I wish I was cross-eyed so I could see to it hi I'm Jennifer I'm originally from Sunland but live in London and I'm 25 26 and are you retarded because you look very special to me oh that's so nice I feel like I want to swipe left but I could be sweared because I've heard you're kind of funny I was thinking why don't you give this a go and then then I will definitely sway right give a go yeah sure okay this this camera okay that was a that was always posing my son okay I'll give you a right for that I'll give you no Simon I'm 26 and I'd suck your dad's dick just to get a taste of what you're made of but that's definitely no sure that's definitely less hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and as a child I always make snails race against each other for fun strange the winner was creative I was making a race up not quite creative I've still got a soon hello I'm Harry I'm 22 if I can successfully juggle for 10 seconds will you swipe right let's say that's got to be a nice honor guys yeah I'm Vic I'm 24 and I like listening to 80s music taking back to like better times like four hours Ally can you dance it is music and singular hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I want to show you my favorite dance move go on then it's called the pin drop yeah just ask to join the other Nigerians basically I've got 1.1% my Geryon in me and 7.6% North African and I'll keep going to fancy so if you just work right that would be fucking fantastic I would say just keep going man just so you want to be if your purpose if effort I would say yeah [Applause] I'm Emily Shelton I'm 21 and I'm from Durham I'm Toby I'm 26 and I wrote you a haiku poem would you like to hear it yes definitely this is my poem it's about a pretty girl and that girl is you can go I'm not very good at poem so I got my mates to write me more okay you've got incredible eyes and a beautiful figure ksi ology day B T is it I'm 24 and you smell like trash can I take you out I don't think you can smell me from here so I'm JD I'm 26 and do you know what this is what to tell me to sharp you dumbass on those normal show at least you put one on hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and your smile is almost as big lovely and warm as my penis I'm Simon I'm 26 and you seem too classy for chat up lines so I bought roofies okay I'm very classy and you're not oh yeah show me whoa 24 gives a peck I'm from London and I'm 25 I'm JJ I'm 26 and do you know what this is I don't care like I can see it's a t-shirt so that's a hundred percent cotton mhm that's why I picked it I'm going to slide left-field I don't really feel like you're giving me the right energy yeah but not a fake one not a fake one no I'll leave you on red hi I'm Josh I'm 26 abcdefg are you DTF with me I don't know I wasn't feeling that I'm Simon I'm 26 we should play rock-paper-scissors and the winner has to date the loser play with you no I'm taking the win I was taking the win all right one two three sure wherever you want to go and then a new toy then get cuddly toy no no he won't be there I'm 22 if I can land this bottle flip okay my name's Vic I'm 24 and my eyebrows have their own Twitter profile with a hundred followers so you could say I'm quite quite big deal you know it's too much screaming into your eyebrows too much for your eyebrows are nice thank you I feel like you spend too much attention on them them I didn't make the profile just to clarify it someone else made [Music] I'm Toby I'm 26 and I actually remember you and I'd love to [Laughter] hi my name is Kendall I'm 26 years old and I'm from Yorkshire hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop that's kind of for there let's go yes yeah okay a Trier but no I'm Simon I'm 26 and I'm actually a necrophiliac so if I tell you a joke when you laugh yes what did the fish say when he swam into a wall I'm 26 and they say absence makes the heart grow fonder so be right back wow that's smooth really that Vic I'm 24 and my 90s on fortnight a fucking crack but the only thing I know from fortnight is that done so if you do this 26 and I've got a time-traveling watch and you're not wearing any underwear I don't like it I'm back did it work while you are you wearing underwear that's none of your business and you're the only guy out of everyone like who was just bit and bit down and dirty straightaway like I don't like that and you like that hi my name is Nikita Lester and I'm from Essex and I'm 21 hi I'm JJ I'm 26 and if you don't swipe right you're clearly racist and hate black people for that because it's funny and in 26 because this is my family dog bad guys and I'll be that is like the worst I'm 24 and I'm from London hey I'm Vic I'm 24 and if you were vegetable you'd be a cucumber things like that oh I like vegetables so I give you yes hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and if you're a vegetable I'd make sure I visited you as much like it in the hospital well I would I be an awesome so if as a vegetable okay hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and swipe right already so we can go shoe shopping I'm gonna shop in yes yes shopping hi I'm Josh I'm 26 that dress looks great on you they look better on my bedroom I'm gonna give you a note hi I'm JJ 26 and Santa's lap is in the only lap you can see on to get a big present no sorry I don't want my present no sorry JJ I'll wait for Santa's if I tell you a joke can you laugh yes what do you care what you call a careful I'm Santa so I guess maybe that's my reason why am I didn't I didn't like the Santa line you then don't like the sounds fine I would actually give you a good good present uh Dave Dave Dave Dave you're actually kind of cute so maybe I would for you come forward they've come for you maybe go then yeah she basically just said what if he gave you a lot of money I was just a lot running is a real nice one last time if I could take it all so yeah you can't take the money yeah it was it really worth it see I wouldn't do that to you because you're worth it priceless give me the big answer if I could keep this then you've definitely got yes everyone yeah go for it yeah patron my name I'm 28 and remember to me from bournemouth but I live in North London hi I'm Toby I'm 26 what's the opposite of swipe left and there are you from a farm because you sure know how to raise a cock it's funny you may actually recognize you I think I went yeah I went to you had a party last party I did leave a bit early because I mean it wasn't yeah I wasn't really going though yeah just wasn't my five it just wasn't good yeah well I mean I I don't know what to do now I'm Simon I'm 26 and I'm very lucky to be tall it helps me forget about my penis hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and even though I'm 26 I still have braces oh wow i stuff races as well like that I like relatable right yeah I'm 24 and it looks could kale you'd be harmless I'm really sorry but you're too short for me the nipple line oh my god this is terrible no hello if I can tell you a joke lads let's stop this plenty other fish in the sea thank you for coming hi I'm Manny I'm 23 and I'm from North Yorkshire hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and I was wondering how you pronounce your phone number wow really forward but yeah not gonna happen right now cutscene I mean 26 Oh his power levels rising well I supposed to do something that I like well this was the point where you start squaring plate that's where it like all dry down there don't we working today you can go to that side if it's better if I tell you a joke and your laugh would you swipe right yeah I asked a French man if he played video games he said we I'm 26 and you don't look like my brother my brother's called many ah and he has the Instagram handle at many so if you want now I can make her really you're just about your brother and that this is a tinder fan it's like I don't something in common yeah yeah yeah okay cool if you left money out of money you can go to the right hi I'm Josh I'm 26 I won 6-1 money on the map [Music] they say I'm like a firefighter because I find them hot and I leave them wet my name is Ethan I'm 24 and I respect women and I really like to treat them wide eyes and I saw me dead in the face I don't okay cool yeah no I respect that appreciate that you can get me my name's Vic and I heard chicks dig scars they don't I mean tell me about your scar how'd you get your scar Oh doing a ski jump and I landed badly and broke my collarbone there's a metal plate really oh okay let's call interesting story we can wrestle right my technique was off yeah it looked like you doing some sort of like move there like some sort of dance move I'm a dancer so I can appreciate a good dance move and I didn't really understand what was going on so that was the anime don't do another don't yeah go ahead [Laughter] [Laughter] all the boys oh hello there my name is Miss Jonny bones I'm 29 years old and I'm from Liverpool originally but I now live in London surprise me damn girl you look whoa ye yeah you definitely packing Wow I'm Simon I'm 26 and I wouldn't get too excited i gag on my toothbrush nice good to know some people like a gag hi i'm josh on 26 can I have your Instagram because my parents said I should always follow my dreams you can yeah but you still go to No oh I'm Toby I'm 26 and I'm the only one here who doesn't bite my fingernails Oh do you have anything else to offer there really well at the after I had a manicure yesterday geez my name's Vic I'm 24 and I'm going on the stick so if you're trying to get a victory Royale I'm your guy nope I'm Harry I'm 22 if I tell you a joke the joke your dress no go I'll give you it I'll get up go on second tries what type of bagels can fly I don't know what type of bagels can fly claim bagel my name's Ethan I'm 24 I'm guessing you want to fuck me absolutely sweetheart but you're in a doctor dr. pepper jumper like like it's not with the forefront of fashion I feel like every date we're gonna go on to be a McDonald's and I'm really not into that unfortunately you might love you like you shop at JD Sports and I need at least tops I need at least top man or Zara so unfortunately that just wasn't gonna work out for us I am Molly I'm from York and I'm 21 hi I'm Josh I'm 26 are you from the nether because were out of this world I like a guy with a bit of a better body look like I don't if you try it oh shit I haven't even sure it's a bit too tight sorry all right I'm Toby I'm 26 would you like to see my body height wise okay but let me just let me just okay go on then oh this is a BS hey yo I'm shredding from I'm Molly I'm hiring I'm 22 I love Molly the only Molly you can live in your life brave fashion choices so I'll give you that yeah Simon I'm 26 yogurt cereal Molly those are the things I like to spoon I don't wait food me oh that was a good line I'm Vic I'm 24 and don't judge because you're in tinder land to mass about you I'm even 24 I'm glad you go to the gym but I mean you always wear like sport clothes I'm not talking obviously spinning my head if I've had a few beers sorry because the contours are unlike Andrey Mike that's why I've got you some flowers yeah explain explain talk to me are you bulking trying to bulk a ton of bull I'm shredding now he's just start cutting I'm so I'm tired how long have you been cutting for Jesus Christ I'm like 95 right now I used to be a hundred maybe you should just get a bigger shirt then maybe he's not why he's gone over the house I you clothes she's small for you it's too tight I'm sorry Jonah give me a line what was your line fuck my line I was gonna pretend I was Babatunde and I wanted a visa but you just shot me down sorry my name is name Huggins I'm 27 and I'm from Milton Keynes hi I'm JJ I'm 26 and if I could rate you out of 10 I wouldn't because all women are beautiful and shouldn't be rated by misogynistic men you are boys though almost I'm Toby I'm 26 and I'd like to give you a hug in that's quite funny actually but I've had it before so hi I'm Simon I'm 26 how about a fuck King drink I feel like I recognise you but I don't know where arms in between us I do like you you're just different like your dungarees so I feel like I should have wore mine so yeah you get ah hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and you're the kind of girl don't want to tidy my room cool my oh yeah hello I'm Harry I'm the youngest in the group here but when I was very young my dad was driving a car and he ran over a rabbit and it didn't fully kill it it was like on the road on that so he went he got like someone on the back of a car and put his misery and so I've seen some shit when I'm the kids I'm quite mature for my age still wearing sandals there was a numbers game so can I get your number really bad at maths at school so I'm 24 and you're very pick up a book oh no oh god you've been it all day having news [Music] my mother my knee feeling I don't want to go for me them I don't know what I do when I go for me leading the pack in black and I'm on with the bat stopping with a phone and a boss up I'm out with the duster put him on the trip and sit blockbuster win win win that's the only mo ring ring ring I reply wet and know who me let know how that ha ha so just the thing is I had bellows which of the thing is I dream mellow switch of the ting of my black and yellow so fresh clean solder ting and she popped like Hello dream from the bottle while making a puddle call up the server to clean up the bubbles you want a sip

Channel: Sidemen

Views: 18,432,968

Rating: 4.9189363 out of 5

Keywords: sidemen, tinder, real life

Id: aAOC71qqXxM

Length: 51min 46sec (3106 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 18 2019