- [Sidemen] Welcome to
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hit 10 million subscribers before the end of the year. Anyway, let's get right to it. - Hi, I'm Montana Brown. I'm 24 and I'm from Hertfordshire. Okay, this is to man number one. Um, What's your greatest
accomplishments in life? - Uh it hasn't happened yet. It'll be when the Sidemen channel hits 10 million subscribers. (claps) - [Contestant] Woo! - Mm - Pretty good answer. - Woo! - Man number two. - Uh, honestly, tricking the world into thinking I'm worth following. - Aww. That's actually quite
captured my heart, that. Man number three. - Well, you see, I did
win Wars on Wednesday three weeks in a row. (cheers) - Oh dear. (laughter) Man number four. - Um, I made my local
schools' football team despite being profusely overweight. (laughter) - I'm proud of you on that. - I'm very proud.
- Thanks - I like that
- Thank you Man number five? - Um, surviving my African upbringing. - oof Amen. - Yeah, amen. - Oh my God, love that. - Man number six? - I beat KSI and Bazinga's 5k time. (laughter) - Quite impressive. Last but not least, man number seven. - In 2019, I was, um, named
the second fastest entertainer on the planet. - That's my guy. - Holding my medal, you can't see it - That's my guy. - That's a pretty good title there. I'm impressed. - Thank you. - Okay, So I would like to get rid of um, man number three. (sighs) - Oh - Ya know how to fight a war zone? I didn't just three-peat for nothing. Outrageous (laughter) - Question number two. What fetish do you have? - My fetish is, uh, climacophilia which is the arousal
of falling downstairs. - Oh, interesting. Is that naked or is that fully clothed? - Any type of falling
downstairs just gets me going. - Oh, lovely. Haven't heard that one before. Um, What about boy number two? - I actually like nebulophilia, which is the the arousal to fog. - Fog? - Yeah. Yeah. When it's all misty and yeah, oof. - Boy number four? - you might struggle to believe me but mine was actually climacophilia too. I enjoy falling down
staircases with man number one. - With me? - That's all basic. - You fall down stairs with me? - Yes. - Okay boy number five? - Uh, I like getting milked like a cow. (laughter) - Where are you getting that milk from? - Well, I mean from myself. - [Contestant] Oh god you just keep tugging away and ya know (groans) I'll say moo, (groans) get some milk coming out. - Wowee. Boy number six? - My fetish is a loving
and stable relationship. - [Contestants] Aww - Nothing can beat that, that's cute. Um, boy number seven. - As a sporty person and second fastest entertainer
on the planet in 2019. I like to play sports in the bedroom, but like custom ones. So like ring toss with
pineapple slices and my dick. (laughter) - What has happened here? - Bro, I just don't know
like, I just don't know. - Where did this come from? - I don't know bro - Did he just make that up on the spot? - No. (laughter) - Wow. I'd like to eliminate I think it's got the cow
artist, is that number four? (laughter) sorry. - Montana? Why? I literally, I'm just here, like (protests) - No - No! - I'm like "moo" and you just - I'm sorry, but now I
can never look at a cow the same way again. - Oh my god. - Um, question number three. What characteristic do you
have that sets you apart from the others? - Uh, I can actually grow
a beard that isn't patchy. - Wow.
- you bitch. - Shit. - He's on smoke. - That hurt. - Boy number two? - I am over six foot. - Fuck. - Oh fuck you. - You bitch - Yeah the others, - Be fair, that is a,
that is a girl's dream so, you won me over on that one. Um, boy number four? - Knowledge, strength, and integrity. (laughter) - Okay, um, boy number six? - Uh, I got mild autism, (laughter) - You got what? - Uh, mild autism. - Did ya have to say it twice? - Okay. (laughter) That's one thing that
sets you apart, okay. What about boy number seven? - I am well endowed. - Oh, Oh. (Exclamations) - A game of ring toss - Enough penis stuff bro. - Um, that's really tough. I think I'm going to have to
go with the integrity guy, Who was that? (laughter) - What a stupid, what a stupid answer. - Hello I'm number four, hello. - Which boy was that? Oh, sorry about that. - Yeah. - I like your tattoos
if it's any consolation. - Oh, thank you very much
Montana, have a lovely day. (laughter) - He's done. He's done. - Okay, question number four. What's the last thing you do before you go to bed, boy number one? - Uh, I like to clean my teeth and clean my Invisalign tray. - Okay, I've done that before, so. Boy number two. - I like to look outside the window just to see if it's foggy. (laughter) - Fucks' sake. (laughter) - Boy number six? - Uh, I just have a little cry, normally. - Aww - Aww - Ah the low life. - Is that like a daily thing? - Um, no I wouldn't say daily. But couple took a couple of times a week, couple times a week, maybe. - Um, I'm going to have to get
rid of the excessive crier. I'm sorry. - Oh I thought I had it.
- Boy number seven - Boy number seven - Boy number seven
- Boy number seven. - Sorry, sorry, - You get a free pass, seven
mate, you get a free pass. - Made it to the next one - Nah go for it, go for
it. See what happens. - Sorry, boy number seven. - Um, I like a game of
ring toss, to be honest. (laughter) - Oh my god. - Yeah, you're gone. You're gone. - Number seven - The crier is back in. - Yes! - From the depths, from the depths, he's made it. (laughter) - Take her quickly, re gee. - Okay now, Oh I see you maybe you
need to jump in the shower. You might be a bit sticky. - Oh - Well I haven't played ring toss yet. - Okay, good. Just checking. Okay. Question number five. Which superhero do you
think you're most like boy number one? - Uh, Iron Man, because I'm rich uh, but I haven't got special
powers without my suit. - Oo - Okay. Okay. And boy, number six? - Captain underpants. - Any particular reason why? - Uh I've just got into my boxers. (laughter) - Okay, boy number two. - I'd probably go Dr. Strange. Just, I mean I'm attracted to fog, so, you know, kind of makes sense. - I actually don't know
how you're still here. (laughter) - Nature innit?
- by the time I get to the end I've forgotten
about your weird foggy, I have to get rid of my foggy maestro. (groans) It'd been way too long. - C'mon I was doing well. - You were doing, Yeah, I know but you just, you weren't supposed to be here still. (laughter) - You were an accident Simon, well done. - Last question. If you can invite three
people to a dinner party who would they be and why? And let's remember that
there's one person that you should be inviting to a dinner
party above everyone else. (jeers) - Oh no. Oh no. - Just drop one out. - Okay number one. - Uh, I'd like to invite 6ix9ine
and anyone he snitched on. - Oh. - And then I guess you as well. So if you could just watch
the world fall apart. - I guess? - I guess what? - I guess? - Uncertainty. - I don't know if we'd last very long. Okay. Boy, number six. - I'd say Michael Jackson
and his two accusers. So we can finally get the bottom of it. (laughter) - I don't know if I want to
know the truth on that one, you know? - To be fair, you weren't
invited to that one. (laughter) - Oh speak for you, foggy. (laughter) Okay. I'm gonna eliminate Michael Jackson boy. - No! - Harry nearly had a glow-up. - Damn it, I thought I had it. Hello. - Oh my God. - I thought I had it,
I almost won ya know. Oh well. - Oh my god I'm sad to see you go, I like your fleece. - Thank you very much.
- Fleece, fleece boy. - I want to find out who boy number one is because to be fair I liked all of his answers. - Oh, all of the answers? - Reveal yourself. - Oh! - Who is boy number one? - And it's disappointment. - Hello, Hello. - Oh hello. - Hello. (laughter) - Your answers were very witty. To be fair, all of you
were so good at this. - Thank you
- Ah, thank you. - So boys, I'm Katie Price. I'm a forty-two MILF. - Yes! - Hey! - Get it! Let's Go! (laughter) - Riso - Riso, exactly. So, well, let's see how
far you get with me then older wise a woman, hey. so the first question is how would you describe your career? And that goes to man number one. - I'm like a Mandingo, I'm black. - Wait they say once you go
black, you never go back. - Yeah (laughter) - Hold on, hold on Don't get excited. 'Cause I went back. Anyway, carry on. Man with a dingo. (laughter) - Uh. Yeah, I'm big, I'm black, a lot of people have seen
me and I beat pussies up. - Oh! - Way! (laughter) - [Contestant] He described himself. (laughter) - Sorry Man number two. - I, I shout at FIFA packs for a living. Would you like to see an example? - yea, go on. All right, 'kay here we go. Wait, Argentina. What? Right wing Wait. No. (screams) fucking come on Oh my god. - Well, if I wasn't deaf, I am now. Man number three. - Honestly the same as number
one, except I'm not black. I don't have a Mandingo. I'm a little less talented less successful and just all around. Not as good, but I guess
I'm still kind of happy - But you said you like him so
you don't beat the pussy then - Oh no - Oo - No? - Honestly, no, um, no I don't, no. - Okay - I try my best. I give it a good go. - He's an honest man. - Yeah. More of a tickle. - I will never lie to you. - Okay, man number three. - It's you again Simon. - Oh wait, no number four dur. - Um, I'm a man of learning. I love to learn. I love to try new things
and succeed at them. That's me. - Oh, what a voice you have. I like it. Man number five - Well at the moment I mostly just win a lot of
money playing video games. It's a good life. I can't complain. - God you sound quite posh. (snickers) - Man number, oh Sideman,
not man number six. - I'm man number six. I would describe my
career as a shit housery. Doing pretty good. Don't know how I got here but I'm going to make the most of it. - Explain that. What's shit housery? - Shit housery yes. - What does that mean? - It means I'm completely
lucking my way through this but it's fun. (laughter) - That's a bit like myself, I don't know how I got here. But I have. Who's got that laugh? Who keeps going hee hee hee hee hee? - Oh no it's me I think, I'm the culprit. - Okay, man number seven, - Being called old by all my friends. Even though they're the same age as me. - How old are you? - Twenty seven. - Oh my god, they must think I'm a GILF what, not a MILF I'm a GILF to you. If they think you're old What must they think of me? Frizzled up raisin, no. - You're a MILF lass, you're a MILF. - He's older than he says. - All right then. Oh, I know who I'm gonna get rid of actually before I get rid of you. who's got a curtain and who hasn't? - I've got a curtain
- do you know what I mean? Down below, do you know what I mean? - I've got a really lovely curtain. - It's a beautiful curtain. - Same. - I've got one - Everyone in the house. - Curtains are in stock. - Curtains are in stock
throughout the whole. - So you've all got a curtain, yeah? - We got seven curtains over here. - Oh perfect, cause if you
didn't that would be an out. anyway. - Man number seven doesn't. - What? What? What? - I've got a lovely curtain, five stars. - Right. So the one I'm going
to get rid of I think. Man number three. (contestants jeering) - I just, I dunno what you look like but, oh you're so cute. - Well, it's too late now innit. - Oh my god you look like Philip Schofield it's freaking Schofield (laughter) - Philip Schofield? - Philip Schofield? You all right? - You know when he's in, back
in the day, he was still young he was in his broom
cupboard, he looked like (laughter) - What? No, I've seen him. - Philip Schofield? - No, in the broom
cupboard, oh you're cute, oh what a shame. If you were a fruit, what
would you be and why? Come on in mister giggly
dingo dango bango number four. - Um, Yeah, I would be
broccoli cause fuck a fruit. - oh - I like a man that's different. Hold on I got to put me earphones back in. That would be uh, hold on. 'cause you don't like the fruit, no? - Yeah fuck them. - Number two. - I'd be a pineapple because
I've got a dodgy trim - So your dodgy trim is
that down below or up above? - Oh - Whoa - Whoa - Down below at the moment yeah. - Jesus so it's like a jungle so it's like a jungle, where is it? - What do you mean where is it? (laughter) - You can still shave down below you know? - I've given recently, I've given up. There's nothing like,
I'm not seeing anyone. - That's not a way to go, is it? - I know, it does smell a bit. (laughter) - Smeg Smeg, anyway. Man number three, no I've
got rid of, oh he's there I can see him there, man number four. - Um, I would be a melon
because I love melons. - Oy, that, is that
like you said more to it cause you love a pair of melons. Woo-hoo. - I'm not going to disagree. (laughter) - Oy this is mad. - Number five! - I would say, I would say I'm most like a date because I'm out here at dating right now. - Game out, game out now. - You said what? What fruit would you be? - A date. - Oh a date! - 'cause I'm dating right now. - You wish (exclamations) - Okay, okay, okay. - Who knows, play your cards right. Um, man number - Number, number six um, I'd - Number sex
- I'd be a pine I'd be a pineapple. So my cum would taste really sweet. - That's actually true. Lucky I swallow innit? - Yeah well then, looks
like we're on the fast track to success. - How are these lines landing?
- Jesu! These lines never land.
Jesu! - What is going on?
Jesu! - Please!
- you found a rose. Pipe down. All right so number seven,
was that number seven? - No that was six. - So we got two pineapples in there, two of you said pineapples. Uh, no 'cause the other
pineapple was about the trim, wasn't it? Oo, who wants to lick a hairy bullock? Anyway - Oh
- not me - Not me
- Not me - Definitely not me baby - Nope. - Number seven? - Uh, I'd be a kiwi 'cause I'm hairy on the
outside, and soft on the inside. - Aw - Oh, does that mean you're
hairy as well down below? - Uh, no I'm quite actually,
quite manscaped, to be fair. - Actually, all of you, are you all hairy at
the moment down below? - kept in shape. - I definitely am - I'm all right. I'm all right I'm out, why am I talking. (laughter) - Only so much hair so. - The only one that sticks out for me, You know who it is. - Do we? - Who is it? - I cant' have any of that, where is it? - Oh
- oh the bush. - Oh it's me no. - Its the trim
- Its the dodgy trim. - No! - No, no no.
- Yes, it's the dodgy trim. Is that man number two? - You shot yourself Harry
- Was it two, number two? - Yeah it's me, Hello. - Oh Harry, look you're so cute as well. - Oh I'll take it, I'll take it. I'm sorry about the trim. - How old are you Harry? - Uh, how old am I? I'm 23. I'm 23. - Oh, that's too old. I'm joking. (laughter) I'm joking, I'm joking. You're all too young, I'm just saying. Young ones. Question three, oh ho ho, you two can still give
your answer if you want 'cause I'll be intrigued. - Okay - If you could sleep with me
anywhere, where would it be? - Yeah, So it would be
in front of your parents so they know who's boss. (exclamations) don't know, don't know. - Man number four. - Um, on the Titanic so
we can go down twice. - Wow. - Geez
- Damn - That, I like that, but then there's no
Titanic to do it on again. So that's a bit of a problem. Do you want to try and answer again? God off the cuff,
another one off the cuff. Go on, man up before, let
me see how quick you are. Go on. - On the international space station so we can join the hundred mile high club. - Oh like it. Woop woop - Decent. - It's all right. - Man number five? - Hopefully nowhere. - Right? Whoa. - You've thrown me out? You've thrown me out! Well, well, okay, man number six? - In space because when I pull out I want to see my cum float. - What the fuck? (laughter) - Oh no - Whatever is wrong with you? - Number seven? - Uh, somewhere normal,
like a private poincianas? - Wow geez
- geez (laughter) - Okay, so I've made my decision, man number five, you're
a challenge aren't you. - So you're staying.
- maybe. - [Contestants] Oh! - because you don't want
to go anywhere with me. - So you're staying.
- We'd have to see - We'd have to see, all right, thank you. - And uh, sorry man number seven, That was just such a normal answer. - [Contestants] ah and I bet you're fit as
well, come then lets see. Hey, Drake, the white Drake. (laughter and clapping) innit, white Drake. - Gone on Josh boy - Drizzy - That's gonna stick now,
that's gonna stick again. - Stick stick stick.
- Geez stick stick stick - Sorry about that, I like this, I love a quote myself. So what is your favourite
quote, number one? - Uh, this is a very important quote. Don't be a nunce. - Yeah. Fair enough - Not bad. - I like it, Simple. Mine is never underestimate your pricing, but it's not about me here. Man number four - Uh, the price is right. Bruce Forsyth. - Hey let's get chilly woo woo woo. Sorry, that's really wrong. Philip do you know what I mean? You're 27. - Okay yeah I get it. - All right don't flirt with
me Philip, you're not there now (laughter) five? - Yeah. My favourite quote is that I never make the same mistake twice. I usually just make it like three four, five times, you
know, just to be sure. Never be too careful. - How is that
- who said that? - How? - I said that, I said that
all right? I said that. - Encourage yourself big man. - Yeah. Yeah. - What was your answer
Philip, What was it again? Uh, see it wasn't memorable. - I was honest with you
- It wasn't memorable. - It was honest. I said I'm like number one just less talented in every way. - He said he got a small penis - Yeah but number one said he
was black, had a big dango, and smashes pussy, you
didn't say you was like him. - I said I would put in a good shiv. I would put in the effort. - Right who have I left out, six? - You don't want to
mess with me, if you do, you're going to be my next anal recipe. - Oh my - Well that's not a problem - Oh my god - Fast track to success. Fast track to success. (exclamations) - [Josh] Six's inbox is. - What is going on what is this video man Get him. - All right, so, I don't
know about this one I might get lost and have
to make up another question. - Go for it
- oo - Oh I can't be that rude, can I? - Keep it clean! - You can be as rude as ya like - You can say whatever you want - You can be as rude as ya want - You can do what you like. - Okay. When you've slept with a girl after you've come, yeah, and she wants the ol' cuddle and stuff but you're thinking fucking
hell I just want to get her out. Apart from getting your mates to call you, to make out you need them
or they find an accident. They need your help, what excuse just tell me what excuse
you use to get rid of the girl after you've
just had sex with her and you want her out, what would you say? - I have AIDS. - Jesus Christ mate. - It's too late at that point. - There we go, it works. It works. - Jesus. - I usually, I let them
have a grace period. I'll let them have a nice sleep and then they have to go in the morning. - Oh, I like that. I've never had one night
stand in my life, by the way but if I did, that's how that's a nice one. - Yeah you've got to have
a grace period, a cool off. - Oh don't lie, you just want to mosh
her again in the morning. (laughter) Oy Drake, quiet down Drake. - I didn't say anything Who's at number, who am I on to now? - Four - Yeah four go on. - I would just trigger the fire alarm. - That's quite, that's
quite cool, but like - I don't have to take the guilt of it, and ya know it's all good. - but how do you actually get rid of her? 'cause she might be, it's all
right babe, I'll stay with you until you sort it out. - Uh I haven't thought this through. - Well there you go. - Oh no. - Man number five shifty,
shifty, c'mon what have you got. - I can't, I can't say I, I've
got an answer for this one. It's out of the blue, but I
guess I'd probably like um, make up that there's been
some sort of work emergency. I don't know. - What, about still YouTube? Are you serious, you choose
your own bloody hours? (laughter) - I'm not just a YouTuber, I
got things going on on the side - What else you got on the side then? - I got a couple
Minecraft servers running. One of them could have gone down. I might have to make some calls. - This is still in, he's still in. - Yeah even Trey is still
in, so you got that. - You got a Minecraft server that doesn't want to sleep with you. - Right, on that note,
you're right Philip, number five you're gone. (cheers) - You can't do that. - I appreciate the second chances. - oh it mean, oh my god Amir Khan. (laughter) in there you have anyone
other look a likes? - We got all the UK celebs right now. - So what are you Philip
and Harry you can be like Kevin and Perry go
last, you remember that? - Yeah do it do it. - But anyway, hi, what's your name? - Ah my name's Vic. - Why do you want to blow
me out, I mean explain. - Well (laughter) Quite the contrary. I dunno. I was just, I was just testing the waters. Just, you know, play the game. See what happens. You never know. - Well anyway, there is now, is it three men left? Three men left. Who's the lucky, lucky one? Who's gonna blow me out as
well probably, well anyway. God I thought that said well
how do you like to squirt? Shit, it wasn't that one, yeah god What is your spirit animal? - Okay. I'm actually a bat
so I can influence the world. (groans) - Oh my God. (grunts) At a time like this? - Got it. - Got it in these scenes.
- you're very naughty. - Innit he naughty? - He is naughty. - He is - Ha, influence. - He's the one that likes
smashes pussy as well, isn't he? - [Contestants] yea - Dingo Dallas smashes pussy
wants to be a bat, ya know. Yeah anyway, number four. - Um, a rhino, 'cause I'm always horny. - [Contestant] Nice. - Oh yeah, love that. Love that, sorry. man number six. - A Dolphin. The only other animal to
have sex for pleasure. - Hmm nice. - That's a quite nice animal as well. Right? So we've got, let me think the bat. Do you know what really, really, I should say no, because
you're so controversial but you're like me and I
love it, so you can stay. Zorric-in-the-banks would be nuts. But number four and five, right. Horny rhino, or a dolphin. Let's think. Oh is it the horny rhino or the dolphin. Okay. I'm going to ask
you both a question. You're in any way, man of one. Four and six, can you make it girl gush? - Yeah - Well tried and tested - Yeah straight answer. - What both of you. Who's got more girth out of you two? - Oh my god. - You all right there Philip? Embarrassed or no? - No I just, I just
know the answer as well. - Oh do you? (laughter) - How'd you know the answer? How'd you know the answer Philip? - he measured it, he's measured - What'd you say?
- How'd you know the answer Philip? - Experience. - What you've experienced them. - No conversational experience. - Oh well come on then, who's
got the girth, four or six? - Number four. Four's got the girth. - All right, bye six. (laughter) - Fucking done with this, hello. - Oh hi, oh I love the tats - Thank you Katie. - I love that. Well you've made it to
the top three my darling. - I did thank you very much for having me. - If you were to get divorced, well you've got to get married first, but if you was married for
you to get divorced, why would it be? - Ah, yeah just because
my dick is too big. - There it is. There it is. - I mean, I mean. You've ended up with the
two black people at the end what are you're going to expect. - Have I?
- Yeah. Oh my god they say once you've
had black you never go back, and you're there! (laughter) um, so that's cause you're too big. Well I've known that
before we got married, so another answer go on, do another one why'd you get divorced. Because what if I could take it? Then what. (laughter) - Well then - Ha ha ha ha ha he hey - Then I guess I'd have to
put it in the other hole. - Hey! (laughter) bloody hell my little pelvis. All right, number four. - Uh it can never be me cause
quitting is for pussies. - Quit what? - geez - I'm sticking it through to the end. I'm not quitting a relationship. We're sticking it through we're sorting it out. - I love that. Right. Bye number man number one - Oh! - It's man number four. Who did I pick? Although I did like
man number one as well. - yo, yo, yo. How's it going - Hey good, oh hey, how are you. - I'm very good. I'm
very, do I get a nickname? - Big boy. - Big boy, there we go,
I like that, I like that, you're talking my language, hey. - Hey, hey, hey, drop the mic. All right reveal yourself then. - Man number four - Hey what's up? Oh, you're shy now you seen me - I'm always shy. - Okay so uh, why don't we all go on a date then? I'll come out to you boys. - All together? - Yeah we'll all have fun
in a room, imagine that fun. - Stacked side by side - Can we upload that to the
other you site, you, you can that go on - No, no, no, that's on
porn hub next week, right? (laughter) - So my name is Abby Rio. I'm 22 years old and I'm from Louisiana. So I'm going to start with the
first question for man one. If you were to give me a gift,
what would it be and why? - It's a comfortable seat. - What? - What? You said what? - You sit on it. - Oh my God, Ethan what is, what? - I don't think she heard you lad - Bro, you got you got, go again lad. - You said a comfortable seat? What? - I said dick, 'cause
it's a comfortable seat. (laughter) that's what I said
- How rude how rude, oh my god. - At least it came across
the third time, fucking hell. - Oh my god
- oh my gosh What a savage let's go to person two. - Yeah it'd probably be my time. Cause that shit's valuable, ya know? So that's what I got, that's what I got. - Oh shit. - Okay. All right, all right I respect that a lot. Three? - Um, something personal to me that really just like captures my essence. Like a box of my toenail clippings. - What? - oh - It was going well. It was going so well. - It's personal - Y'all are really y'all are disturbing. (laughter) Oh my God. Okay, Four. - I wouldn't give you a gift because I am the gift - Basic bitch, basic bitch. - Great. Okay. That's that's super attractive. So so inviting and attractive. Okay. Number five. - Ah, I'll give you devastating chlamydia. (laughter) - Y'all are really like
some disturbed individuals, like Honestly, do y'all like date anybody? Like can y'all even get any base? Okay. So - Uh, Pringles with a chocolate surprise. - Nice, nice. - Like, like do you mean like a chocolate, Like, like, like chocolates, right? Like, like a heart box of chocolates? - Yeah, yeah yeah, you can suck on it. - Oh geez, oh. - You can, hey it's chocolate. - Can I hide? - Okay. All right. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna act like your mind is not in
the gutter with that one. Okay? Next person. - It isn't. - Number seven. - I would give you Twitch subs. Cause I'd be willing to simp for you. - Aw, okay, all right,
I'm not mad at that one. Okay. So the person I'm
going to have to say no to is definitely number one. So show yourself, Oh my gosh. - Sorry about that
- How do you sleep at night? How do you sleep at night? - Very comfortably - You fucked, you fucked the line as well. You fucked the line. - I didn't fuck it. - Comfortably but alone - Comfortably on his own seat. - She chose Harry, She chose
chlamydia over your dick. - It's fine - Oh I forgot about that one. I've forgot about that one. - It's absolutely fine,
you've made your decision now. I hope you sleep well at night. - I'll get rid of that person later. It's fine. So, thank you so much for your answer. Okay. Number two. Number two are y'all ready? - [Contestants] yes - if you, if you were a song what song would you be and why? - Okay. I'll go first, Lil' Wayne, Repeat. (claps) - What? - Lil' Wayne, three peat,
I'm a three time champion. - Okay. All right.
- It's casual it's casual - All right, it's just casual. Okay. All right. I'm not, I'm not upset at it, I guess. Yeah. I have no clue. I'm going to be honest. - What you don't watch Wars on Wednesday? Ah, you're missing out. - No, what is that? Is that like some UK shit? - yeah well UK, win that shit. (cheers) - y'all are really something else. All right. Person. Number three. - Pretty self-explanatory
destined for greatness. Right? - Fair enough.
- Okay - All right. All right, I like that. All right. Number three. - That was number three - Oh, okay. My bad, sorry four - 6ix9ine, Goober because
you have to be dumb, stupid or dumb not to pick me. - Okay, all right, I like
that, that's with the times. that song low-key gives me anxiety though. Like, it's like a good anxiety though. It's kind of like you like it but like you hate it at
the same time, anyways. All right. Next person. - The song by Chris Brown and
Tyga, Bitches of Marijuana. (laughter) - All right, I can't, I,
I guess I can't hate on it okay, next person. - Well, I've got two, I've
got a Down Like That by KSI because I want to go down on you. And I've also got Anaconda by Nicki Minaj because
I've got a big dick. - All right. - I'm here all week. - Oh dear. I actually really
like that song though. I haven't heard the first one, but (exclamations) what? I'm just being honest. - shes not joking, that's not even a joke. - I'm not joking I gonna, I'm gonna, no I'm gonna go look. I'm going to go listen to it, like. All right. Next person - That's okay, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. - No I wanna - Don't worry about it sweetheart. Don't worry about it. - Okay, all right. Next person. - Uh, anything on Dissimulation by KSI because it's just come out and everyone should go download it. - Ay - That's a real friend. - I, Hey, it sounds like a good friend. So I respect that. So if I have to take one
out, I would probably say the person that said
something about three, three. - Three-peat. - Oh, what is life. It was me, it was me. - Oh hi. - If you don't know, you
don't know, so it's okay Yeah, it's, I'm sorry, what's your name? - My name's Vic. - Hi Vic. I'm so sorry. - It's okay, the show must go on. - That show must go on, it's not personal. What would you consider
too far in the bedroom? - The end of the bed. Cause I'm not very tall. - Jesus Christ. - Aw. - Yeah, it's a bit of a reach. - Aw, how tall are you? - Five eight. - What the, no.
- That's not bad, - Whoa whoa whoa - whoa whoa
- On a good day. - What are, are you capping? Are you capping? - I'm not capping, he's like I don't know what these are doing, what are you doing, shut up man. - I'm five four, So I mean like
you're still taller than me. - That's calm, that's calm, that works. - All right, next person. - As long as it doesn't
involve poo, uh, it will do. - What the, that sounds so weird. - Ew
- Why does that sound so weird (laughter) - Long as it don't involve poo - I mean, I agree to be honest. 'Cause I'm not really
into that shit either. - Literally, literally
- ah, clever Okay, all right. Next person. - Um, if someone dies I
think it's gone too far. - Probably yeah - Dear God yeah, that would
be super fucking awkward. - Just a bit (exclamations) - Just a, just a tad bit. Okay. Next, next person. - Um, anything in my ass is a no. - That's a fucking lie.
- I respect that. (laughter) - He's capping, he's capping. - He's capping, he's capping - Is that a firm , is that a firm answer? Is that a firm answer, are you sure? - Oh, wait, wait. Anything in my ass, except a tongue. - Oh fuck - All right, okay. I mean, honestly like I respect
it like a hundred percent. You're being honest. You a real one. (laughter) Oh my God. Okay, is there one more person? - Yeah, To be honest, Anything over about four
inches is a bit too far. - Oh, okay. - Oh yeah. - Oh, okay. So what does that mean? That means that you're only four inches. Is that what that means? - Come on, Simon. - Come on, Simon, what does it mean? - Uh, nothing is too far. Yo what, what did number six say? Well, I agree with that. I'm a real one, I'm a real one too innit. (laughter) - Yeah I guess you're a real one - Boys I'm panicking, help me. - What what what, well I mean four inches is better than what you had before. - Number five has chlamydia. - It's gotten out of
control, it's out of control. - It's out of control. Abbi,
vote one of them out quickly vote one of them out. Just pick one and vote them out. - Okay. All right. The person I'm going to
vote out is probably, um I don't want to do the end of the bed guy. I think I'm just going to do that. - Oh it's okay, don't worry about it. - I'm so sorry. Let me see you - See if he can reach
his cameras this time. - Hi, hi Toby. I'm so sorry. - It's all good, it's all good,
ain't discrimination in that - aw, you seem like such a sweetheart. - So next question. Next question. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your
life, what would it be? - I would say pasta, just
'cause it's so versatile. - I love pasta. - Like what, are you
talking like red sauce or white sauce or what? - No he definitely says
plain, he's boring. - No sauce, no sauce - No sauce. - This man has no sauce. (laughter) - Just like butter? Just butter, like butter and some cheese. - Just any sauce
- Okay. All right. - Zero sauce - No sauce, none - Dry as fuck.
- Y'all are stupid. Y'all are so stupid. Okay, next person. - I would say bottom. - Like ass? - Yes, ass. - Ass? I love how you're like "ass, yes ass" - I don't know I panicked out I didn't think I'd get this
far and I don't want to say - All right all right, next person. - Well, I mean, I'm just going
to put the obvious, pussy. - Nice
- okay cool - Classic, classic - Okay
- Good source of nutrition - But yeah, it's just, it fills me up. - Oh Jesus - Wow. You really get down in there. Okay. Is there one more person? - Yeah. I'm gonna say breast milk. It's the only thing that you
can survive on for years. - We're so weird. - Oh god, okay. That's interesting. So, okay. I don't, I don't think it works like that. Like I think you have to be
with somebody that's like has a baby, like, or like
is close to having a baby. So if that's what you're into, like, - That can be arranged. - Okay, yeah, I mean each
their own, like I respect it. Okay. So that was everyone
I'm going to have to remove probably, probably the breast milk guy. - Aw man. - I'm sorry, hi - Nice to meet you anyway. - What's your name? - Simon. Yeah. - Nice to meet you Simon. - Let's forget the breast milk. - Yeah, no, it's it's fine. It's fine. I'm not judging. You got to survive. You know what you gotta
do what you gotta do. - Yeah exactly, I'm a real one. - Yeah you're a real one.
- Yeah, you're up front. I respect it. - Thank you. - Truly. If you could change one moment in history what would it be? - Uh, I would probably stop those people from eating the bat soup in China, - My god - Facts. Facts. Okay. Next person. - When, when the UK
joined the European union because it would have saved
35 years of just like torment. - I don't know anything about like history, but
like, or UK history. But like, I respect that
it's for your people, like for your country. - Britain for Britain that's what I'm saying,
that's what I'm saying. - all right, all right, Okay, Last person. - Yeah. I probably change Gib
losing to Jake Paul, yeah. - Yeah no I would too. - If that had changed then there probably would be no coronavirus. - Yeah no honestly.
- There would be no wildfires. Everything would be good in the world. - Yeah and he's super
fucking annoying, so. - Ay, tell him!
- Geez. - Do it Abbi, let's go
Abbi, lets go, let's go! - So I would I'm just,
I'm just straight up. I'm straight up. - She a real one
- She's a real one - No cap, no cap
- No cap. - No cap. - No cap - I liked all the answers. Probably the uh, cause
Corona virus is important. So I'd probably say the middle one about the like UK history. - Yeah fair enough, fair enough. - Yeah, Brexit boy. - That's me, hi, I'm Harry. - Oh, hi, I like your shades, - Thank you very much,
thank you very much. - All right, you're groovy with it. Last question. What are you most afraid of? - Mine is very deep and is
actually no longer existing. - Okay. Wow. Yeah. No, that's that's some real shit. That's a scary thought. - You're a real one bro. - No cap. - I, wow. Last que, last answer. - Getting raped. - Oh Jesus Christ. - I think it would suck. I'm pretty scared of getting, like If like a few dudes just strap
me down and rape me I think I - Pause, pause pause. - I mean I think that's a real fear. - I mean it's a , I am afraid of it. - Why are y'all hating on him for that? - What's wrong with it? - That's a red card surely
- That sounds fucking - Can we just run it back?
- terrifying. So if I had to remove some, like how do I - You can ask another
question if you want. You can make up your own
question if you want to if you want a tie breaker. Anything you want. - Okay hmm, What do you
love the most in this world? - Aw
- That's a good one - Oh, my penis yeah. I have the perfect penis. I've always said this. It's like, it's not too long. - I mean like, we're gonna
need some proof, what's up. - Oh hoo! (laughter) - I mean, I gotta do what I gotta do guys. - No, no, no. - Thank god it's a blind
date, can we keep it that way? Can we keep it that way? - Literally. - Oh my God. It just froze for a second. I'm yeah, I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Okay, next person. What's your answer? Friends and family. - [Contestants] Aw. - That's so sweet, okay, so this is easy. So I'm definitely going to
take off the dick answer. - Oh no, wait, no - Oh no, that answer, oh no. - I'm so sorry. - Nah, it's all right. Yeah. - I'm fucking dead oh my God. Okay. So do I get to see the last person? - Yes.
- My number four. - Reveal yourself
- woo - You the chosen one. - Hello I'm Josh. - Hi, I'm Abbi. So you live in the UK? - All of us do, yeah. - Yeah yeah, that's dope
I've never been there. - There's a spark already, Jesus. - Are we about to just like,
are we are we third wheeling their whole date right now? (laughter) - I'm just being friendly,
I'm a friendly girl. (electronic music)
