SIDEMEN TINDER IN REAL LIFE

yo what's up and welcome to Seidman real-life tinder we all know how this goes various girls from all over the country will swipe right if they're interested and left if they're not so let's do this my name is hazel I'm 28 and I'm from Lancashire hi I'm 25 JJ member it's my name is Ethan I'm 23 I'm friends with the rich one my name is Toby I'm 26 and third time's the charm I'm also friends of the rich one hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and I'm the only one here that hasn't had an STD Wow hi i'm josh from 26 i'm your relationship for eight years so if you say no I'd appreciate that I'm 23 the last time I was on skype I was giving blood okay so why did you say no to him so you're a baby and your line is horrendous no thank you but I wish you all the best for your future relationship although it's not a bad thing to be affluent it shouldn't be something that you use as as a tool in order to date women you know affluent no fair enough for you sir I like your height you also do remind me of one of the boys from The Inbetweeners [Applause] thank you very much great day I'm Amy Benton I'm 28 years old and I'm from North London hi I'm Simon she was gonna swap already hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I'm five foot eight everyone's the same hi line down hi I'm Josh in 26 and the guy behind me out comitia I'm Vic I'm 25 and I don't have some idiot yeah Ethan for 25 and I'd really like red lipstick hi I'm ksi I'm 25 and I'm rich and famous oh okay okay so why did you say no to me cute face just a yellow jacket and you look way too young - I could be your mom so my name is Jackie Lynn Wagner wine I'm 28 years old and I am from hemel hempstead hi I'm Harry I'm 22 and I cried by myself every night hi my name's Vic I'm 25 and if I had to describe myself I'd sound quite a lot like a vindaloo I like a nice mature curry so oh oh hi I'm Josh on 26 and I'll let you play snake on my Nokia 3210 - sweet don't think we're compatible I'm Ethan I'm 25 you can be the buyer to my set oh the bye to your sense okay you could take me all woman you can go to the right I'm JJ I'm 25 and my chain cost more than your house but you don't know what my house looks like else takes up with whole street oh that little finger around your neck takes up not most of your neck so you can go and swim to the left I'm Simon I'm 26 and I let my friends borrow my expensive things the bowties and track suit you're giving James Bond a run for his money I guess I think you should probably get another chain by the way okay because that one's probably pulling on your head pulling on your brain and sort of making it a little bit too big I'm Ethan I'm 23 my hands are quite rough like the sexes we're gonna have hi I'm Josh on 26 what's the point in guys under six foot what's the point in guys they're under six foot tall hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I have size 11 feet read into that what you will hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and my girlfriend said I had to tell you about her hi I'm 25 I'm JJ no don't don't let him keep it he doesn't deserve that I'm 25 and I'm one of the few normal people who have been sitting this line yes thank you hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I once tried to wax my own asshole and I got stuck together why did you say no to me not about me that sex thing yeah hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I can speak Spanish pienso que edison way beneath that hi I'm Simon I'm 26 my favorite exercise is sex hi I'm Josh I'm 26 you should swipe right because you'll be the better looking person relationship and secondly please hi my name is Vic I'm 23 and I'm a stand-up guy I'm sitting with video a bit bit I'm Ethan I'm 23 my dad went to the shop to never come back hi I'm Harry and I may have a minor drug problem hi I'm JJ I'm 25 my favorite restaurant is No my name is Vic I'm 25 and he really can't afford maybe I'm gonna say no I have 150 on my chest is fucking I'm 22 from not very good at social situations hi I'm Josh on 26 and then as a dad of the group I could be your daddy hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and my girlfriend is Natalia hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and my clothes always have to so why did I get no I just don't like your style how about me hey well you know what yeah Frank and Rees 28 from hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and only me the one of a guy in this group have university degree my name is Vic I'm 25 and I didn't go to uni because it would have been a waste of time Toby hi I'm Simon I'm 26 I think we get along really well as long as done my big penises I'm 22 and I've lost 400 pounds on online poker in the last week [Music] I'm JJ I'm 25 and I'm here to keep you on the black really need a piss so I don't care hi I'm ksi and I did message you but you didn't I'm Toby I'm 26 and if you message me I would have replied I'm Simon I'm 26 I'm not the funniest I'm not the most clever I'm not the richest I'm Josh I'm 26 will you be my tinder Ella I'm 23 do you look like you could ruin my life I'm 25 they wanted me on the undercard hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I get my asshole fingered sometimes my name is JJ I'm 25 and I can get rid of all your debt hi I'm Josh on 26 he spends all his money on himself but I'll spend it on you yes this mother you used me hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and I've body doubled for Simon from the inbetweeners I'm Harry I'm 22 when I was younger I had an undiscovered wheat allergy which gave me crippling constipation is a good line I'm back I'm 25 and one of my most successful YouTube videos under successful looks like maybe you think you're rich but you're not actually rich yeah exactly it looks quite fake it looks a bit too much hi I'm JJ I'm 25 and your bone structure is giving my bone structure I'm Ethan from 23 and if you like your sexual encounters to be under two minutes I'm you bet I'm 26 and I was born with a six-pack I'm Simon I'm 26 and I represent Canada in the International what purposes is tournaments I'm Vic I'm 24 and I own three companies hello I'm Howie I'm 22 I can't legally vote but if I could I would have voted hi I'm Josh I'm 26 I hope you like pizza because I've got a pig's heart that card hi my name is Charlie I'm from Brighton and I'm 27 years old hi Nathan 23 just happy to be here my name's Harry I'm 22 and I have a crush on James Charles shoes mmm no no that's your pot you bought these with me all right I'm Toby I'm 26 and I really want to go to Japan okay yeah you got some star-like hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and if you use swipe you can get 10% off that side my clothing calm yeah seems pretty good to me hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and you can call me tonight I'm JJ I'm 25 and I never wipe my ass I'm 23 and I've broken both of my column outs too many spots in Utah I like his broad shoulders can I speak muscles I'm Simon I'm 26 and if you want an ugly boyfriend there's one behind me hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and I could be the guy you credit and Instagram photos hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I used to drive a Lamborghini but I can't afford the insurance anymore hi Nathan 23 she didn't know I lost 32 kilograms in 2018 I'm 23 and I gained 10 kilograms from JJ 25 and I'm a boxer hi I'm JJ I'm 25 and go fuck yourself all right I'm Toby I'm 26 and I can speak French and as your post good doing Julie that means I think you're very pretty hi I'm Simon I'm 26 I'll give you 20 quid if you just slide that way I'm 22 and I don't use toilet paper I just go in the shower and use my hand my name's Ethan I'm 23 I didn't get many GCSEs but you can have my D hi my name is Maxine I'm 25 and Vince hi I'm Josh on 26 and I've been in relationship since before tinder was invented so I've no idea what to do here I'm JJ and what kind of forever hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and work and uh forever passion hello I'm Ethan I'm 23 what kind of what kind of robot my name is Vic play the drums the piano and the violin I'm Harry I'm 22 I got bullied at school I'm Simon I'm 26 and if I had to describe my personality I wouldn't but I'm rich there was no conviction on Ethan I'm 23 I'm a thief and I'm here to take my name's Vic over a million people have watched me faceplant on a bowling alley hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I like watching plane crash documentaries hi I'm Josh I'm 26 I give you 20 pound you say yes to me and no to the guy with the bandana yes hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and Green is my favorite color bobby's any point movie JJ 25 hi I'm Simon I'm 16 and I'm not really sure how I ended up with a group of middle-aged men come on what's wrong with me she didn't even notice the bandanna it's hidden under all that mold so why did I get it now so where's his bandana no come on girl Simran I'm 25 and I'm from Windsor hi I'm Harry and my 17 year old brother can lift more than me at the gym I'm 25 and if I was a felony then death row Toby I'm 26 I can speak Latin and CAI que es esta muerto what does that mean you are really pretty oh okay yeah anyway that's nice thank you it means like it's in your garden I'm Simon I'm 26 and I've kidnapped your family it was my way where were you where were they what's my dress wasn't that was it it was hey yeah hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and my girlfriend said she's open playing someone join in oh really enjoy them of what your sexual relations well if you want have to be your real details oh yeah what's your fire I haven't got one so good girlfriend my name is BIC and I hospitalized myself mix skiing accident I lined it bad which one jump right my call on ether 23 from London I've got fast car and I had to Revit you might think I've got a tiny Willie do you want to find out what I know to me I just said I had a girlfriend she was open slightly drawing in that kind of back hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and I'd like to take you to see the Northern Lights thank you hi I'm Josh I'm 26 can I tie your shoelaces don't you falling for anyone else I'm JJ I'm 25 I can take you anywhere in the world first class right money this is Versace vacant money can't buy taste hello I'm Harry I'm 22 I got my vaccines four years late because when I was young my parents thought I had autism - 23 you look great in my arms hi I'm Simon I'm 26 and no one else has said yes to me so it would mean a lot if you did how she almost - hey are you from China because I'm China get your pants I'm Toby I'm 26 and I'm stronger than I look hundred kgs you shaking a bit lucky boy so hundred kgs I'm JJ I'm 25 and my box on the side I'm Vic I'm 23 and I can improvise your favorite song on piano hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and I've shat myself multiple times hi I'm Josh on 26 I'm not looking for anything serious just a wife a few kids - house pets family channel I what's up what's on me [Laughter] I drank imam JJ I'm 25 my love for you is larger than my forehead hi I'm Toby I'm 26 I have 12 GCSEs speak three languages and play two instruments I'm Ethan 23 from London hello I'm Harry I'm 22 and sometimes when I'm sad I drink alone [Laughter] Simon I'm 26 and I'm dying hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and you could make me finally release eliminate 23 and I don't have Ebola I'm JJ I'm 25 if I was a tree I'd be a good tree 23 is your dad a terrorist because you're the bomb hi I'm Toby I'm 26 and if you want a younger man and swipe right I don't hello I'm Harry I'm 35 and I have two kids okay hi I'm Josh I'm 26 and I'm just a nice guy he won't let you down I'm Simon I'm 26 I'm Vic I'm 23 and I'm a number one best-selling author my mother my knee feeling I don't want to go for me them I don't know what I do when I go for me leading the pack in black and I'm on with the bat stopping with a phone and a boss up I'm out with the Duster put him on a drip and sip blockbuster win win win that's the only Emma ring ring ring our applaud where and know who maletto had a ha ha switch of the things I had bellows which of the things I drink mellow switch of the thing

Channel: Sidemen

Views: 26,584,953

Rating: 4.8579111 out of 5

Keywords: sidemen, TINDER, REAL, LIFE

Id: tDDEiUX38hc

Length: 31min 2sec (1862 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 09 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/projectreap]

I watched all of that. I liked it. There's deliberate cringey lines in it but overall it was a fun video imo

[u/Combatpete]

She super cute

[u/OdeetheGOAT]

In his defense, he was partly joking, as everyone had to come up with stupid punchlines as part of the game.