r/Notmyjob | WORST PAINTJOB EVER

we got pizza hut yeah we got subway subways there isn't even a taco bell good try johnson that's one for one it's better than last time hello everybody welcome back to mk my name's jack and today is my birthday but joke's on you because this video is probably going to be uploaded at some point in the future so you won't actually know the specific date of my birthday haha suck it your happy birthday post will mean nothing in the comments but also like thank you for the good wishes today's beautiful journey we shall go on together is all about things that are not our job the employed homo sapiens that clearly just don't really care about their job anymore let's go did you know we front renovation costs up to this amount help you get the most our home improvement services will increase your home value to sell faster and for the price you deserve wow upfront cost no hidden fees and no interest charitable guaranteed why have this lame boring shiny whiteness when you can have color and cracks hell everyone loves a good crack also notice how they take a different angled photo with the uh what is meant to be the after shot makes the kitchen look a lot bigger too a little sneaky photographer trick right there today in your article feed to not publish please delete people are right the news is so negative these days just constant fear-mongering rings trying to summon a satanic being ah this ain't a downgrade so you know your garbage bags have a racing stripe that means they'll get thrown out faster i made sure to put all the banned ingredients in bars featuring 70 plus banned ingredients oh and you just know this has been printed everywhere it all starts with chicken that's right telling some nice [Applause] i may be a harry potter fan but you're not gonna trick me i know this is the real world welcome back to our compilation of things that make us question why the hell you didn't just move them out of the way in the first place here we have a water bottle literally probably less than 800 milligrams in weight really questioning the person's ability to walk and stand let alone their ability to seemingly kick a bottle out of the way and now we go to wash our mouth where someone seemingly is incapable of the arm strength to lift up a literal goddamn bottle of mouthwash incorrect way up placing the product this way up will result in damage oh okay oh better not do that for the next one hello you you're doing the same thing to me though oh i'm so sorry let me make sure your friend's okay though hello yes you're not actually fixing the original problem here did the whole nine boss yes including braille hot surface do not touch unless you're blind you will need to so that you know not to do it but don't worry our company is inclusive of all disabilities so is this the bike path or the place where all bikes lose their grip on reality put the sign up bus bums ahead oh so many questions is it a lot of smelly homeless people in the area ahead a beach full of people who do a lot of glute exercises or a bunch of politicians who keep talking order the cake and ask them to write happy birthday mazzy on it with white and this is what they did on oh my gosh you can even see in their notes please right they quoted what they when it did the birthday oh my gosh come on down to the tiger prawn the only town with three testicles my boss told me to change the stupid sign so i did hey if your job comes with a super cool american flag submarine then you appreciate that job click here to enter text click here to enter text detroit airport where temporarily closed due to temporarily closed cast you temporarily yeah i struck again our cloths come in multiple colors such as green grey yellow no no this makes perfect sense see you smash through the window and you open up the doors so you get some breeze in i'm sorry but unless you're not from australia everyone knows this is how you build your house that's right the stereotypes are true we do in fact live upside down here deliver today your package was received by a neighbor dude at door 10 received by or left at dude either you were too lazy to actually get their name or they are literally a stranger who just said they're from door 10 and they're not now they're still on your package well done it was supposed to say no entry for unvaccinated this beautiful courtesy foreign language dialect in english for you no entry for non-restaurants oh come on man look i offer coffee get out of here mcdonald's i'll label the finger covers boss ah see it's right you see it goes by how much you compensate for the fact you're actually tiny hashtag all men a label the friends boss friends the complete one to ten season featuring all your favorite actors without their proper names or proper spelling because this is true man you're not really going to remember they're acting names they're just the characters you know you got ted barney the mother robin lily marshall you know all that the potato something good that's good this message brought to you by the potato board truly insightful graphics now as you can see in this england vs germany game england won by two points i think that's what they're saying there however germany had 53 of the possession so by this bar we can see that england never had the ball in the first place in fact england didn't even shoot at all into the scoreboard like you couldn't even see it well germany seemingly just kept going for that little right corner there it's just every time oh well third time's the charm kick oh dang he blocked it again how does he keep doing that i desired the user guide boss as you can see here the that button means that button if you see that button means that button that button down that's kind of tricky it looks like this button but it's actually meaning that button see but now most people seem to mistake this microphone thing as being the mute button of the microphone but actually it means a cat tail no cat tails how do you deal with the teenage mutant ninja turtle problem with bad government planning of course i stitched the jeans pocket boss ah yes the ultimate torture not perfectly flattened due to some internal changes we have temporarily ceased the recruitment process for jump-start title position thank you henry you're welcome hello i bought your shirts my design is a joke because this is not not what i ordered okay but what if this is the actual shirt though like that the joke is the fact that the shirt is just saying add your design the sharpest japanese kitchen knife is taking canada by storm uh by the way two more london teens a knife to death in six hours yeah but ooh pretty weaponry how do you know when you've got a landlord that cares when they use masking tape maxi pads bread bag and a grocery bag using to stop the leak in your friend's house hey those maxi pads can absorb anything don't judge vegan feijvangars inspired by modern street food these are made from breaded tofu infused with seaweed flakes simply pan fry and serve with sweet potato fries mushy peas and wattrolls vegan tartare sauce or enjoy in wraps if it's still too long let me know happy birthday that's all right that his name is matt you had one job captain post malone does not approve the plaque says in loving memory oh that is that's dark i don't like that you couldn't like notify these people to let them move the plaque out of the way first that is just cruel it's not my job today the mounted boss unnecessary mountain also called mount unnecessary is a peak in the north shore mountains near vancouver branches comblem to elaborate on this joke anymore is equally the name itself unnecessary welcome to dan murphy's i know it's 10 movies because they always try the smack this used to be 48.95 in general whoopsie here's an extra 5 cents now it's 49 oh but if you're not a member with us then it's gonna cost you 60 bucks but don't worry it's free to be a member you don't even actually need your card at all you just need your phone number that's literally it to prove it it's yeah yeah but don't worry you're getting the deals i don't know what's more disgusting here the fact that they didn't even bother to move a single pot plant or the fact that these colors are shaded blue is not even matching i swear landlords and apartments will paint over anything oh this is one horrifying way to save on electricity just dab some paint all over it got a tenant that won't move out well i just hand solo all over them fulfill the stereotype that all landlords look like jabba the hutt installed the elevator panel boss ah so are you going up or are you going sideways what you're seeing is not a mistake but an example of a clear existence of two different realities converging yeah just put the pepper in the salt and the shakers okay bob obviously make sure you open the packets and pour them in there oh why would i do that government says kentucky succeeded by putting science over politics yeah it was rather easy i just woke up oh god i'm on the roof okay okay oh my god mr bishop here just quick just tell us more about your thoughts on trump who cares for some reason everyone yeah well done matthew williams you did it you're celebrating something in the water oh what's this body of seven-year-old recovered from river oh oh that's silly he's clearly got a beard he's at least ted remember if you panic always look at the emergency plan look at it look how calming it is a blank wall a canvas for your imagination are the scenes between the bricks streetlights streets city blocks or maybe rivers let your imagination run wild no no ignore the flames don't worry about the screaming children they're fine a new paint job on a water tower in plover wisconsin spelled it oh yes my favorite of rural towns i know i'll be getting a nicer footpath but at what cost now how am i going to receive the joy of junk mail i'm paid to paint the pile not remove tape okay but to be fair i think this is actually done on purpose i mean correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure that tape is designed to both stop the paint from dripping over and also stop you from painting over the part that doesn't need to be painted my god this could have actually legitimately have been not his job we're shattering the reality of this subreddit as we know it repeat after me retinol okay uh brett at all yep okay one more time retinol rat and all right now go tell people come on in i'll look at your butthole no we're open wednesday to sunday but trust us you'll have a great time here just check out these reviews oh yeah look at them look at them say the whole alphabet wow wow they're so good at it see that's what the kind of people can do with this place and you can too if you come here just check out this person from san antonio texas they learned to do this hey is this a little joke here going on for too long don't worry we'll stop and go to the next meme after we do it again up at old town thanks northern gas for giving us all a laugh after the road works remember to keep air you can also go a little bit of 20 here you i don't know we still got to update the rest oh gosh it just keeps going just the laziest way to redo a road it seems i mean you're right there you've got the paint just do the rest of it it clearly needs to be done what what are you doing whole shelf bus oh yes the ultimate tool to get clean shaven brushing your teeth it'd be kind of funny that the guy literally looks like he's putting toothpaste on his face that's good for the skin north crosswalk closed please use north crosswalk thank you construction people for always being so succinct and clear installed the sink bash oh great i o okay yeah well you know you always used to say you hated dealing with the schmidt in this place so i i thought i'd try and fix that for you yeah you can't deal with any schmidt at all you can't get in there these come in an array of measurements either five centimeters by five centimeters or in other measurements such as five centimeters by five centimeters i'm sorry accuracy who's that is he hot sop this unnecessariness design the new window space spouse what if it is oh overlook it can open it's got hinges oh what a what an advancement in architectural design is this right next to the door is this like a fancy long people found a monitor to photoshop onto a monitor stand boss oh great you slap it on there okay just like what i did to all my last monitors it somehow broke such cheap things these days let's think of a good name for our store of course how could i have not noticed it's so obvious we'll call it ice welcome to the stovetop that represents your rational capacity to keep sane about your own insecurities just no it no it doesn't only roblox would copy from tesla's hiring page and forget to remove tesla from the requirements hi we are roblox we require procurement analyst in corp id okay but what if they are just trying to create a corporate spy to work for tesla i see it now cars being driven around with the roblox logo quick buy their stock forgot that if one player has three circles then the other must have two crosses or more this is why no one likes to play with you sis it's not cheating oh hey roomie why are you feeling so down freak you man everything is slanted in here i can't i can't even sit down properly you know how difficult it is to go for your morning pee ah yes a 276 day timer 6639 hours is perfect yes that is weird but what the hell is a chasing flash description what happens with that do you press it and then some stranger appears on the street chasing after you with a jacket and then when they come up to you they just open it in front of you i assume twinkle flash is just the size of a twinkie change the title boss i change it to exactly what you asked for in exclamation points too because you were yelling at me very abusively when you said it oh yeah i locked up those tools boss see they went around something yeah yeah now they never go to escape loaded the trailer boss now i may have slipped over but don't worry i'm okay that's what matters boss human life matters but they're tripping over i translated the sign boss see in germany you'd say it like this but for english wee jimin and set the god of the underworld and rather sun god they've got a hat on aisle six because a magician shats on them with some gasoline i installed the urinal partition boss excellent now everyone can come in and look but don't touch plus splash damage goes to a minimum am i hydrated here's a urine color chart oh thank goodness see my p is only like a murky green ooze it's nothing like a dark grey so i'm fine thanks science install the wheelchair road boss now don't worry we see it's a bit steep that's why i put the plant there to help stop people if they go down too fast i'm on a friend's house a little drunk i saw this unbelievable ah yes the perfect window for those with a foot fetish now our carabiners are iron and they're easier to rust but the others out there ugh they're stainless steel carabiners they're strong and durable congratulations you have played yourself looks like it's time for something art on today's video and today's beautiful work we shall celebrate is by toasty kai ten six hundred wow that is a lot of kittens you have murdered that you're proud of that are you proud of that this wonderful little psychopath has made some fan art for us and oh what a dapper man with this little top hat on his little knuckle there some beautiful flat art right here beautiful work thank you so much i please stop murdering kittens now if you yourself would like to save one of these possibly toasted crispy kittens make sure you upload your favorite fan art that you would like to share with us onto the mk subreddit and like this video as well as check that you are subscribed of course and click the notification bell so you get updated on every latest video for each of those you do for us we're gonna send you one of the cat's legs i'll send you the rest of the body if you comment down below your favorite parts of the video as well new time stamps and all that i like to check him out later but for now it is time to say farewell and start chopping up with some of these kitties to start delivering to all new wonderful people who watch today's video so my name has been jack you have been a lovely participating member in this disgusting charade of you know pet mutilation and i look forward to doing it all again with you soon bye

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Views: 385,733

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Length: 17min 7sec (1027 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 11 2021