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there was an attempt to solve homelessness I know homeless people just buy a house that's rude as hell what if you were homeless I'd buy a house what's up everybody and welcome back to Ma my name is damien and today we're going through our slash whoosh a classic classic subreddit why doesn't I teach you keep asking me out on a date I don't like you like that sorry no no no date please I'm 17 why does my teacher keep asking me out on a date please just take the hint I think he met her to write down the date in the book yes we all know that my friend start out early huh I don't want someone to look at me the same way this hippie chick looks at her avocado never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones and still know who this is in what she's holding how does someone truly not know who this is why don't you know why don't you know what if we used 100% of the brain do you think Thea knows this bulb so Remmy from ratatouille can't control him bro you just fooled it for me mods AB and this man bruh the post already has 22,000 up votes just don't everyone has a Marvel character that matches their personality here's your's I got Batman Batman is not Marvel it's Captain Obvious Marvel is this the bard box y'all keep talking about I was gonna give for repetitive face poems the things I do for this content oh my god guys oh my god I just read that China is 12 hours ahead of America why didn't he warn them about 9/11 this is such bullcrap screw you China like three billion people died the tea and her name is silent guys Oh [ __ ] Heil embarrassing the US is ranked 180 second in the world alphabetically it's not embarrassing it's an alphabetical order you freaks we're always gonna be number 182 because that's where it is in the alphabet Jesus Christ someone should have made a joke about that hey at least you guys get to make blink 182 references I wonder if color blind people read Colorado is just a dude um I don't think it works like that hello well our slash would like the name of the subreddit what you see read it what color blind people see did the can read that though what normal people see what color blind people see if you are color blind what do you see oh my god this post is so dumb people with the colorblind disease can still see fruit duh they just can't see colors you need some help meet a sense of humor children with strict parents I ask you what was the most rebellious thing you've done as a teenager synote I'd love to do an S credit reading at some point nice try you can't fool me into confessing dad hello well you really think your dad is using reddit paranoid much for thrown away 2027 me posts a good meme also me forgets to crop out mid with meme addict me crop the meme idiot there was no attempt to get the joke if roughly 700 thousand people die each year in hospitals why don't we just close all the hospitals so nobody dies crappy life pro tip close hospitals to save more lives from our slush there was an attempt there was an attempt to save lives guys the dislikes are from people in Australia chill based on what evidence you obviously don't get the joke this dog saved its owner from a house fire but lost its facial features while doing it one like equals one prayer definitely not I could see his eyes it's a ham is this for real science says your dog isn't really that special I'm going to give you 30 seconds to delete this before I make the Holocaust look like an effing joke they didn't des let it and the person who made it won't do crap probably some white B no kidding it's a joke remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive piss off people like you are the problem no these spoilers are so dope nice nice Batman Tizen end game and nice thanks Universal troll Batman's not New Avengers are you dumb yeah he's not in them anymore cuz he died I'm you're blind now you mean death don't spoil or I swear Blanc de Spiderman die or groot Batman dies an end game you little effing crab I swear to Jesus I'm gonna whoop you no stop go away no spoilers except for spider-man and Groot those are my mains no no look no no NK no no he doesn't Oh read a spoiler that says he doors but I'm not gonna believe are you actually serious about the Batman thing cuz if you are I read somewhere he died in comments on a post but I don't know if it's real please tell me you're not that dumb I am that dumb yes mhm what I Gavin seen it I'm so confused please tell me where Batman is wait he isn't an Avenger is he he's in a completely different universe he's DC oh my god not Marvel oh my god is that a UFO sighting way no it's okay someone said it's fake false alarm guys fellas is it gay to have a girlfriend I mean you're in love with someone who likes guys it not gay you dumb she is a girl the F in Soviet Union stands for food okay there isn't an F in Soviet Union um I don't think you get it $18 plus $2 shipping $20 in free shipping freely and $20 shipping everything ended up the same ha ha Joker without makeup that's really disrespectful he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what-have-you he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this he has to wake up every day and seeing this his own face why would you make fun of them like this screw off seriously anyone who would make fun of this is just screwed up I actually think he's still more attractive than like half the guys out there even with his face like this you guys do realize that this literally is the Joker without makeup this is Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight and it's seen where he's hiding in a group of policemen vanos WTF man Gears America the purge me adds it to the list of why I never want to go to America hello well I don't think they actually do it but there are plenty of other reasons to never go to America oh thanks for clarifying UF ingenious the aging girls stand for humor where's H so glad I grew up doing this not this were you a stupid little kid or something nah my Jews just got the mouth of a gulper eel what if instead of going at pianos his butt and growing a man gross himself and put stano's up his own butt and then shrinks from the FBI the FBI didn't tweet that killed millions of Jews started World War two was white premises was the biggest Nazi paranoid a.m. killed Hitler very sexy mustache good painter but underappreciated had cool bunker his cake day is today but they're both Hitler soand is dear he about four months he sometimes box with Eska see bilingual hit me up for prices hits a dog there's a special type of people who are always in a hurry the Russians its Russians lol you're stupid what huh did you know people were immortal until Rupert died and fitting it dying when he tried to sleep twice at the same time this is effort stupid everybody dies you idiot dying wasn't invented it just happens I'm 14 and this is deep I'm 14 and I'm very smart how were the pyramids built while the payments were built before Isaac Newton invented gravity so the stones weight wasn't a problem true is this NASA's answer you get it Newton didn't invent gravity he discovered it damn X really hasn't dropped anything and it's four months into 2019 kind of fell off guys it's because he's dead John mother-effing Kennedy kind of worn out today my never on it did the convertible for a spin from Harvey Lee Oswald interesting um Twitter didn't exist in 1963 um is this whoosh you know what I never got into school shooting jokes yeah because they're awful well because I think they ran to the younger audience that's terrible I agree I think once you get that part of your brain that's like this is very inappropriate stuff like that stops being funny when you miss one Kahoot question and go from second to 12 this a awesome he has a gun the gun is missing the cylinder there's no way it could be loaded happy or bad just MBTs or typing in I'm guessing Korean characters yet Korean characters sorry I don't speak kpop that's Korean my dude dogs must think we are amazing hunters when we come back home with a car full of groceries it's technically not hunting though folks buy food with their money and doesn't require the effort like actual hunting would learn they are calling them paper vapes wise they're cold cigarettes what you see versus what colorblind people see this is heartbreaking Red Lobster lobster they still could see the sign the word red on there isn't actually read it also depends on which color they can't see we could still read the red on the sign the and who invented autocorrect has died restaurant in peace rest Batman dies an end game third BAM an end game spoiler tristan WTF oh well Nick Corky is pissed that you told them that I swear y'all are all joking right are you joking about the Batman holy jesus Batman isn't a part of Marvel God hello hello are you a listening to me let it was a play on your name I don't get it anyway he's gonna hear a joke about butter sure actually it would just slip your mind please tell me I'm smarter than you think would you like a inappropriate pickup line be corny name pun see normal conversation I'm interested in be really be too easy - Taylor - yeah I want to see what you've got let's see we're all the above perky Jesus okay I'm okay I'm okay aunt what the hell is okay aunt it's better to piss in the shower than the shower in the piss Isaac Newton you idiot that's Einstein oh my god you're stupid don't make jokes about 911 my dad died during it he was a great pilot classic dark humor was he a passenger on the plane are like in the building yes push an hour / whoosh don't believe everything you read on the Internet just because there's a picture where they quote next to it Abraham Lincoln it took me forever to get this but once I did I was dying he wasn't even alive when Internet was a thing that's the point only real men will understand normal day home alone I'm sorry who uses their computer mouse with their left hand the first victim of article 13 never gonna give you up is not available in EU countries guys this is the end it is still available you just got rickrolled this is what Albert Einstein listened to before he wrote the Bible yes he didn't write the Bible running was invented in 1748 by Thomas running when he tried to walk twice at the same time true story bro thanks science fun don't think that's true har slash woosh satellite image in 1975 versus a satellite image in 2013 real satellite imagery from NASA we are killing our planet no that's just the United States Photoshop on the moon no that's our dying planet have some respect if earth was spinning this guy could stay right here for 12 hours and land on the other side of the planet open your eyes the truth is out there seek it giant air pod nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars from Apple Valley Minnesota hello well bet at the shower Lowell yo let's go through all these movies you start with Captain America then Captain Marvel then iron men then x-men apocalypse then Thor then whole could Avengers then guard into the galaxy than another Captain America that A Bug's left and Robocop then guardians of the galaxy vol 2 then another guardians of the galaxy and James and the Giant Peach didn't spider-man then black panther then spider-man that Hammond and the wasp with an ant-man then Thor then guardians of the galaxy finally ending with Avengers don't watch endgame without seeing these first WTF why is there folks life in Robocop and James and the Giant Peach just so dumb you're not gonna talking about x-men apocalypse or the Fed there's three recurring guardians of the galaxy you idiot the past tense of sleep is slew why must you mmm the emote its [ __ ] though whoosh Batman seduces Thanos and then live happily ever after the end at least put a spoiler alert that's mhm my head and that's from the Opie's the saw replies it's fake Batman is DZ u.s. Paralympics team refuses to stand during Star Spangled Banner this is getting out of control absolutely disgusting our slash facepalm Obama Trump Lightning McQueen idiot that's a movie that's why stooped kid nurse sir you've been in a coma since 1875 oh boy I can't wait to see my favorite cathedral Notre Dame this is stupid nobody can survive 200 years wish dogs and black jeans in Arizona was the best idea I've had all year water boils at 100 degrees you Americans have it so tough wait I don't know if you're joking or what but water boils at 100 degrees Celsius nah not Fahrenheit what if zelda was a girl I own this shirt every time I wear it someone tries to correct me you haven't lived until you've been screamed at in a grocery store because you're adamant that Zelda was the legend of smashing pots with the master sword I like to follow up that link as the horror scene epona is the fairy what do you mean so there is the princess and that brings us to the end of our slash whoosh and I hope you enjoyed and if you did leave a like down below comment down below what you want to see us tackle next on m'kay and if you really liked it subscribe for more content and as always my friends I'll be seeing you [Music]
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Keywords: reddit, r/, subreddit, best of reddit, r/ top posts, r/entitledparents, r/choosingbeggars, r/choosingbeggars top posts, top posts, top posts of all time, reddit top posts, 100% True stories, reddit true stories, top all time, reddit posts, sorrow tv, rslash, giofilms, fresh, emkay, r/whoooosh, r/whoooosh top posts, r/whoooosh best posts, whoooosh, r/whoosh
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Length: 13min 28sec (808 seconds)
Published: Sat May 11 2019
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