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oh no don't worry buddy I'll cover for you everyone he didn't wet his pants um that was me yeah I I peed on my kid dad I got your back buddy hey everybody welcome back to easy peasy I'm cougar your narrator and today we're gonna be diving into our slash thanks I hate it you know the thing my parents said about me when I was born let's get to it people fearing AI take over AI hmm Mannie wary ap wary this is just messed god someone get us out of here you reminder that turtles are not inside their shells they are their shells yup and I hate this the biggest known flying bird oh dear god it's so scary it's like Roden from Godzilla dang ashes jack dude I want that body in my life where are we going you acts like questions oh god that thing is so scary but I love it onions bring a new level of crunch to Ben & Jerry's and you bring a new level of cringe to my mind you know honestly I really like this I don't know why people hate it so much it's really cool to see these things come to life broke up with me you know what they say there are plenty of humans on land you know what you're right I think a fish just swam on my butthole did you a doctor dog man he's a biological dog i'ma let you think about that one you regret getting you the blender for Christmas me drinking toast why it's delicious every blog this like three times and I still have no idea what the buck is going on is this what happens when actors try to leave Disney well that or they become Aaron Carter rip you know what Bologna is just hot dogs for people who like pancakes and you know what you've ruined hot dogs for me for life thanks buddy you will never be sure about which day you were born you just have to trust everyone you could always just cut off your leg and count how many rings are there Studios okay it's absolutely imperative that the audience knows which one is a girl wolf and which one is a boy wolf studios every time okay wait I got this oh man this is so true but it's still it's still farts wrong made a bookshelf of my brick collection you know honestly I just think this one is cool I don't see why you guys hate it all sherer a bug's life he'll match with promo fleshly no no look at its face it just looks like it's been through so much man spuds McKenzie's got a pretty nice-looking cupcake I think that looks pretty tasty it's got the pink sprinkles on it ah thanks I hate it yes by the power of alchemy I now have cat ears that cat looks so traumatized I mean honestly this kind of works that I wish I had a fish that looked like this you know a nice catfish and no okay and that right there is the ultimate predator he's gonna wrangle up some nice meal and also why isn't he eating the bird right in front of him I will never eat chicken breast again thank you for ruining my daily meal shell our goal is to completely kill the planet and ninety-nine percent of bacteria on it for the lowest price ah so I see she'll joined up with BP good merger this quitter jigsaw puzzle will take every ounce of patience you have left what the cruel unusual punishment this right here should be used for like interrogations I'm telling you four o'clock in the morning oh geez Rick what's going on what's the shadow in the corner pile of clothes on the chairs brows it going woody I turned myself a new a pile of course ladies and gentlemen I present to you rock paper scissors - more like I'd rather jump off a bridge and play this daddy Teddy thanks for taking me to the cloud park oh my god that's right I must harvest the goods why come and get your cotton candy a freshly killed cotton candy oh man make an offer kids really don't like it that much I mean it's cursed but I kind of want it because it's so cursed I see Buzz Lightyear and woody over here got a nice foot fetish going on these days once you've read the dictionary every other book is basically a remix no no disease Turtles all the fun of a pet without the time commitment these Turtles only last days days days save hundreds on pet food I kind of want to call the number to see what happens you know what I used to work at a gas station and I would not have taken this dollar bill via domina cuz he is keeping his own kind on a leash and they both enjoy it actually Goofy's a cow don't ruin my fantasy no no why it's 10:00 terrible oh man poor Bambi and that's smiling why is the deer smiling doctor ear man I can hear your nightmares oh my god it looks like the one thing from Power Rangers turbo I don't remember its name though okay this is legit actually cool because she made our hair from yawn and egg this is no this is not thanks I hate it this is this is ten out of ten oh no I'm never not gonna think this while looking at camels now what oh no I just know just skip this one I don't get it and I don't like it when you're driving and turn the music down so you can see better I mean it is valid no no how is this even legal it's biohazard you know every kid at some point in the car has run their fingers along the power line so this is this is what that imagination man would look like remember that kids finally flip-flop whether oh my god NoHo the toe looks so wrong when you gamble on a [ __ ] loose whoopsy blood strikes I've lived through this so many times human skin is a far suit for skeletons I'm going to bone you like a truckin trout valid no not Kirby why'd you ruin Kirby I love Kirby watch me grow fur is this like no no no no no no no no just no how is that soap what's wrong with it oh oh it's a guitar with a could - oh I'm dumb but this is actually cool this is really cool yes give me Jesus gross he was licking his balls thirty seconds ago whoa that's disgusting I'm sorry they just tasted so good with the peanut butter how to feel less alone in lockdown feel some gloves wood sand Oh warm meat and wrap them around yourself to make you feel like someone is holding you and you're not a lonely mess okay first of all this Tiger King playing down there there's one bottle of wine her nipples are really low and also why did it have to be warm meat that is so gross oh right I choose you the good boy why this is ruined Pokemon for me forever good job you're almost done now all you have to do is swap oh oh oh oh quad it's raining I hate this it looks like one of the aliens from Mars and these moms that movie no one went to see hey man I actually bought these as a gag gift and they're just stupid they're like fingerless gloves the whole that a needle slash orange leaves in your skin is seen by an electronic microscope as if I wasn't afraid of needles enough thanks a lot medical videos yet kid you know what I watched a lot of David Cronenberg movies this is nothing to me I missed the internet l on musk thank you for the beams yeah amen those plants be thick especially that one on the right look at that but no no no ketchup is a liquid made from a fruit and contains 20% sugar that makes it soda some people are demanding that sodas require carbonated water I guess that makes ketchup a sports drink like powerful great Oh No stop pulling on your leash you're choking yourself don't kink shame me Lisa don't you do it ah yes poop cappuccino I just don't understand how this happened but here's a picture of a lemon from my backyard what the ever-loving duck man it's terrifying what is it the thing when life gives you lemons make sacrifices due to less pollution Mark Zuckerberg his real body is now visible from Earth this photo was taken just hours ago by Florida man the Florida man Haron The Simpsons not hair hair bald small spikes oh no thanks for ruining March for me yeah this just burned it all burn it to the ground Mary 24 I may look 24 but I'm secretly 88 I love to stick peanut butter between my toes and eat it like I just love first dates with peanut butter I'm never using tinder again hey I'd still eat it ah minions ruining everything in every day of life I approve of this write your name in Reverse it's your demon name muck Oh late night munchies your belly just can't resist bacon mac and cheese pizza maple glazed pelvis sun-dried Alaskan teenager my steps car finish look at the fish and the pit pint of forsaken Souls that is great I hate it yes mushroom cow do you think you get high if you ate it very careful duck this is what it feels like honestly I can handle being tired and I can handle being full of anxious energy what I cannot handle the thing I cannot bear is being both at the same time all the time this right here this image explains me as a person hey man there's nothing wrong with this to be honest look if you're into that not only do you have to clean up but you have the tools to get it going if you know what I mean ouch my finger I can take that out your way just let it take over hey someone slept in my bed hey someone slept in my bed too hey someone's you don't sleep together anymore you know sometimes dads and moms love each other a lot but over time it's not your fault son well actually it is savage and cocky oh ho ho yes that's just that in flavor though my dudes they say these seas have beautiful creatures part fish part human I think I see one let me see that boy you know to be honest this is the only mermaid you can technically be in a relationship with sexually because well fish don't have a down there peanut butter and onion sandwich to calm the mind this doesn't calm my mind that infuriates it Oh Peppa Pig and baldies basic and B and green though this is just that kill me now you ever see an image that makes you feel an emotion that doesn't exist yes yes apparently you did wake up son we need to have a serious discussion about the type of pokey man's you've been catching lately elaborate okay this one is just a straight up man no he has a tail see what's besides what's the problem dad is it because I like you no manly looking Pokemon or because they're Pokemon this was really cute until you ruined it so thank you for that no just all nose with this skull I don't know what it's from and I never want to know she wondered quarantine buddy so why not make your own quarantine to win I think I did good better than my stud I bet what stun no this is wrong on so many levels realistic Catwoman yeah if it was realistic she wouldn't be using a shovel thanks I hate the scientist rendition of what we'd look like if we were designed to survive car crashes I mean honestly I'd look like this if it means I could just wreck any car I wanted I know what mean this is from and it ruins it for me you're traveling through the forest when you happen upon a rogue druid milking his goal I mean I play D&D a lot and this is a real thing that can happen and it haunts me I've created the perfect texture for the RTX Steve and you've created my nightmare fuel for the next year before they were a Photoshop sad cats No oh it's just it's just as bad for some reason and the one was a hamster are you kidding me I'm Senna Senna the scannin on nanananana nanananana now burn it with fire please and this is how Billy's parents found out he was a furry who was in the-- if 'n you know honestly I'm not gonna make fun of this scooby-doo image because this basically happened I think it's called scooby-doo apocalypse and it's a pretty good read see you later crocodile you didn't make me smile for a while I'm gonna go die you know Nile I don't know what to say it's just bad I demand sea mmm Kermit looking Vic these days and I hate it so much no matter how hard you try I'm always pointing at your shoulder oh my god it actually works why it's so strong shrek 5 looking pretty sick but I do say so myself can't be worse than the last Star Wars movie her feet look like a bunch of mushrooms and that's scary ah this is perfect design at its finest doesn't hurt my OCD at all ah yes chicken with a good face and eyes that's terrifying right there some makers bars have it fine but y'all aren't ready to talk about that I mean I am I still enjoy good Snickers no matter how veiny and voluptuous it is did you know snorlock shoots his hyper beam out of his eyes is that why his eyes are always closed is that why Brock's eyes are always closed Oh God actually the recent Brock's eyes look like that is they wanted each character have their own eye design and they just couldn't think of a third ones like game lines that'll work why does my back hurt so much today last night killed me also what is the top one that's like not cut off look like marshmallow the musician Scrooge Bob watches you while you sleep stress eating stress drinking stress relaxing stress stressing huh this is my life and it hurts that I see this fighting with the Joker again mr. Wayne mr. J how it is you're never able to kill Batman I think people are getting suspicious the secret can't get out joki sweetie Tampax flaming hot for when you really want to hurt your hoo-hah when the seeds start germinating inside a tomato I kind of want to know what this tastes like who's there go back to sleep Billy whoa you're real yep I've always wondered what do you do with the teeth um so what my mouth all the better to see you with Billy and I've ruined the Tooth Fairy for myself and everybody else on the planet this is just a big note for me moving on to the dent realists actors you know what this is actually pretty cool forget anyone who says this is I hate it this is really cool art thanks for making this this was the best year me being the queen with my massive hands I I can't do it Donald Trump or a queen RTX off RTX on you know what again this is just some cool lot I don't know why you're saying you hate it blind man walks into the toilet excuse me is this the urinal me yeah blind man okay thanks you know honestly you don't got a trick a blind man just go talk to our Kelly I'm sure he'd be down for it remember class anything can be odd except what Bobby truth today Bobby drew a picture of pregnant Vegeta Bobby has created the opposite of odd and ruined my DBZ childhood yet another child star whose life has been destroyed by mugs and alcohol I mean the similarity is kind of scary I'll give it that good job Pixar oh yeah I'm gonna come mama Art's gonna come real had you know I just really wanted to make that as uncomfortable for all you as possible so I chose that voice your stomach is constantly filled with warm puke probably should shower less okay this is terrifying but the level of craftsmanship and art that went into this I really like it actually think about how much less lonely you would be in a quarantine if you bought all those Waxhaw who know they're so scary it would kill you in your sleep man landmine Tom Holland din with what this is just too much nasty well I now know what would happen if I married a Suckerfish and had a kid anyways thanks for watching easy peasy everybody check out the other videos on the channel like com subscribe let me know what you'd like to see more of and remember smash that like button or something some cringy youtuber says have a great day everyone [Music]

Channel: EzPz

Views: 225,931

Rating: 4.9249182 out of 5

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Id: NwT-sPZAKAg

Length: 16min 17sec (977 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 11 2020