r/TIHI · spaget ice cubes

i can remove blood stains works best when it's fresh so call immediately a little trick my aunt taught me works for blood only no other bodily juices or oils i'm waiting for your call call seven 724-307-5774 oh god hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar and today we're gonna be diving into r slash thanks i hate it so you know every time i look into the mirror let's get to the memes oh boy that's a tasty looking apple right there nothing bad's gonna happen if you bite into that under dusty it's cursed just like me yeah i don't know god that's scary you know this reminds me that one episode of goosebumps where uh the kid's bed turns into worms and i hate it oh my god it says the baby was due in 1993. i'm sorry i'm very lazy you failed me honey what now bathroom with a glass floor over an abandoned elevator shaft i might kind of like this if like the poop went directly down and then it slowly just rised over your lifetime that'd be scary most animals get funnier when you shave them not bears bears get even more terrifying it looks like a saggy skinned elephant who got a bomb blown up in its face oh oh oh god what the hell is this no no no no no burn that blanket why do cats purr bees oh no i'm never petting my cat again now you know i honestly just think this is really funny plus mad respect on the gains bro that's that's cool boy walked on site with his big toe stitched to his hand i'm out of you oh don't you mean he's out of a thumb wait do you think they put it where his toe is what would that even look oh god that move on thanks i hate jakana bird carrying her chicks i want to respect her for being a good mother but that is still just so scary it's like something out of a creepypasta man okay hear me out playing a healer is not actually bottoming for gamers it's definitely topping or at the very least power bottoming you decide who lives and dies playing tank on the other hand that's bottoming you take hits for everyone else and beg healers for heals ooh daddy i'm squishy for heelys you are excommunicated from the brotherhood of tanks leaf when he said heelys i was just thinking about the shoes that i still own a pair of you know the ones where they had the wheels in the heels on to the next one oh man you've ruined that perfectly white sheet and this is probably at a hotel so you're just a jerk world's tallest bus oh oh i don't hate it this is this is a nice uh optical illusion i really like it actually so today at the gym i thought my trainer was flirting with me because he asked for my number to take a pic of me turns out he thought i resembled buzz lightyear and sent me this no man if my trainer ever sent me this i would i'd love him even more this is a freaking awesome when you realize captain america's suit doesn't have 50 stars so he's actually captain puerto rico how dare chris evans play a puerto rican superhero get him canceled everybody charmin oops all cardboard tube when you really want to scratch your booty but not get any of the poopy i am mr potato head a tortilla now i am mr tortilla head my cat got run over by a car oh don't worry i can fix that now i'm mr your dead cat head come on and give me some cuddles never wear clothes the same color as your chair on tv the dude's face makes it almost assume like he knows what's going on here and i love him for it why does her shadow look like rotisserie chicken [Music] that is one delicious piece of looking rotisserie chicken i could do without her but i do like rotisserie chicken when will humans stop dancing in rp i don't know but those two are making out in it oh wow they're really going at it should we stop peeing no no no no let's give the people what they want i personally have always felt that rain was them throwing up because it's all the stuff the clouds don't want to hold on to so they're just like yeah cubs be like i had one water four ounce plastic water bottle thrown at my bulletproof vest i think i will now commit a war crime and i'll get away with it too haha educational dentist toys okay the horsey it's all right as long as you stay far away oh oh fish with a toothbrush no thank you oh winnie the pooh more like winnie i'm going to scare you and here we just have the bear who obviously takes a little bit of crest amphetamines if you know what i'm talking about my favorite scene in this movie is when the italian gentleman tried to get the dogs to frick in an alley dumb ubulos order our crappy pizza ooh i think i just lost some brain cells saying that push come on i can't i can't yes you can yes you can ah i see something you did it yay where's that rocket going if it's not going to the moon or what i'm assuming is mars oh boy uk surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eyes ew ill look at how yellow the one is that's not healthy i actually love this because look at the look on the dog's face he's just like don't you take a picture of me two people had sex back in the 90s now i gotta feed myself and work every day yeah me too friend oh oh yeah that's some good car racing right there yeah that's how it works that's how it works forbidden flashlight actually this is called the lamper eel but if i'm not mistaken they're more closely related to leeches so have fun with that you'll get one heck of a suck job hollywood okay but how will people know which one is the boy and which one is the girl hollywood big honker small honker it's also funny to me because i have heterochromia so my eyes look like these cats and i hate it i fix giraffes thank you thank you for ruining giraffes don't drink water after eating fish because the water may cause the fish to swim and then you will feel gurgle gurgle gurgle gerge or gurgle in your stomach what the oh it's is this what a water bear looks like up close even so oh dear god it's terrifying okay nah dude this is freaking sick this is like a soul eater special edition ps1 and i love this i think it's the sword at least i may be wrong but still i love this okay we got young pretty ariana grande then we got kat from victorious ariana grande then we got kat from sam and cat ariana grande then all these photos are her like music career ariana grande getting some tana that's fine oh now she's uh appears to be wearing some uh blackface oh and now she's turned into uh one of the troll goblin hybrid things from lord of the rings okay then when you compare the size of a gummy worm versus a gummy bear it starts to paint a horrific picture of the gummy universe [Laughter] i am the god of all gummy bears for i have tamed the swiggly boy i don't know this is great though whose nose hair is this chill it's just my dogs oh oh my god i'm so sorry don't worry baby she doesn't suspect a thing nevertheless three and a half yeah yeah it is if your username is the answer what's the question it's def not in my butt says have you seen the hamster no but it's def not in my butt if you take a screenshot put me in a red circle dan james 49 okay dan james oh man he hasn't got two legs he's got three legs go handy man go oh cool it's little dicky as a centaur i can get behind that oh no no no no i can't get past that no burn it my girl's parents are italian and they're coming over for dinner tonight i have a feeling they'll be impressed ew no that's spaghettios dude uh oh spaghettios if violet from the incredibles got pregnant would her child be able to turn invisible to or would there just be a fetus floating around you've heard of jorts are you ready for chairs no i am not can jake stretch his gums adventure time come on grab your friends you'll be scarred for la and yes he actually kind of was confirmed in a comic ketchup pre-cum exists and you all know what i'm talking about oh man yeah and it's nasty too when you are behind someone at a cash machine gently kiss their neck and let them know you are not a threat you got it oh it's a kiwi kiwi thanks i was today years old when i realized the krusty krab was a crab trap so does that mean he's selling prison food don't drop the soap spongebob you got all those holes buddy lego figures live in a world made of their own flesh oh god they do legs on the bus go step step step into your nightmares this lickable screen can recreate almost any taste or flavor without eating food huh yeah yeah yep i don't know if this is a very clean potato or a very big egg either way no thank you when you jump off a building but you realize you were never bitten by a radioactive spider man huh this isn't going to work is it i was eating a mango and the pit was so hairy so i gave it a haircut shampooed and conditioned it and blow dried it ah thanks for brewing mangoes for me i'd laugh if it wasn't in females clothes and it's a male face no thank you nurse do we have any more masks we're all out doctor babe uh do we have any masks at home i don't care what type of mask i'm going into surgery damn it nurse scalpel yes daddy i mean doctor oh man the the guy's getting surgery has a ball gag oh no what are they gonna do to him big burger should be wider not taller i hate when i go somewhere and they're like try our cowboy cut half pound extra thick big boy burger and they bring out a freaking meatloaf between two booty cheeks expecting me to unhinge my jaw like a snake to take this meat log they put before me when you try to swallow a pill but it doesn't go down and now it dissolves in your mouth me staring at medusa's tits hey buddy my eyes are up here me already rock hard baby wow wow mentos um more like cursed oh so that's how mike wazowski wachowski was made i don't remember his name it's been a long time the milkman who wants some milk thanks milkman mulk imagine dying in a minion themed ambulance you know for kids this would be a great experience and a nice way to go out for adults oh god make it stop just put me under a dimey already yeah i said die me sue me oh god i gotta fart hold it in maybe she'll like it well if it's gwyneth paltrow she might look it up she's got a candle that she sells scented like her vagina it is not zimmering fiora it is mine me and the boys after social distancing ends bring it in boys yeah let's sword fight across streams at the same time pelvis i ain't nothing but a body part moving all the time what if spongebob was people butch hartman leave the internet you terrible person seriously look it up peter griffin i hate this and family guy already made this joke well pinata school is great they just feed us candy all day so what's after graduation living torment single eye single brow effect angry double eye double brow effect sad triple eye triple brow effect sad angry double i single brow angry quad eye quad brow effects sad evens and positives basically god at the end of 2020 it's just a prank bro camera is right there god i hope so the most memorable moments in life are the ones you never planned do you think ash was like i choose you to not pull out of oh um no no thank you aang oh no i forgot to pull out katara it's fine i got this i didn't get it the first time i looked at it but she's spending some white fluid uh reddit and teletubbies just cursed they had the same picture wolverine and deadpool can't be circumcised because of their regenerative abilities that's not true if uh deadpool got it before he got his abilities i'm pretty sure he'd stay circumcised when the sun is directly overhead in hawaii everything looks like a bad video game render oh so i'm surprised michael reeves never pointed this out who's that pokemon reply with your answer ride on ride on these nuts lmao got him boys i made fried rice i'm not gonna lie i actually want to try this it might actually be good these rings let you feel your partner's heartbeat anywhere in the world wearing the ring and it freaking stops beating that or it picks up a lot who are you screwing yeah i'm nigel thornberry next week i swear commercials are going to be like we stand against racism and brutality but you can race on over and brutally devour our new double bacon cheddar steak burger and fries for only 7.99 come on down to wendy's the bdsm community needs to get in on the protests if hordes of leather and latex people charging in a rubber bullets yelling harder daddy harder doesn't unnerve the police nothing will you're not wrong this is what happens when the bumblebee guy from the simpson has a mental breakdown this this is him i'm just gonna put some baby oil on my tum-tum a little squish it up and get a nice close-up shot oh oh yeah so that's how krispy kreme donuts are made thanks for ruining that for me dude your phone is blowing up yeah blow blow blow blow blow that was a good movie and now it's ruined if milks make bones stronger does it make boners harder you son i can't hate you because you're right is this a real thing is this a real movie a real japanese or chinese some asian ripoff of harry potter cause if so i want to see it human slash crab hybrid sculpture by susan lee i want to like it because it's art but also it's gross security robot gives the gift of intelligence chooses to drown itself the robot after one second let's just give up and die works for me yo the simpson in real life just look like a bunch of mack heads based on our genitals it'd make a lot more sense for boys to wear skirts and women to wear trousers for day-to-day clothing is this a burnt slug or is it just naturally that dark this smile room come on in friend snails be like ah this is my house don't you look at it when you're too busy worrying about murder hornets here comes the snailians dude that's freaking awesome actually rocks are actually soft and squishy they just tense up when you touch them ah yes the crossover i never wanted to see thanks internet a sweet gift from the underworld oh i hate it but it's a sweet little baby even though it's evil this gives off the same vibes as like the people who make the ooh technology bad it's taking over life art and i don't like it why'd you include spongebob there's no reason to include that just make it a bird or something ah some people thought athy was for all terrain armored transport but really it's for all terrain armored troopers i don't know eh i kind of like this again it's so soothing to lay in bed and listen to raindrops tapping against the window tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap thanks i hate it oh the cat's face is so cute though roses are red violets are blue the actress who played poe on teletubbies ended up doing lesbian porn too does that work i don't know how does the human brain ignore the second the oh my god it did christ i'm stupid oh sweet the new evolution of pikachu came out diabetes i'm about to lose my foot what's this a sneak peek of the bathrooms of super nintendo world at universal studios parks feel even more immersed in the mushroom kingdom as you water these thirsty piranha plants pee in my mouth no pee in my mouth gimme peepee taken at mcdonald's we thought our daughter was alone in the playground at this time the face on the left was not visible at the time i took this when she asked who was next to her in the picture she replied that's my imaginary friend beto more like kill me oh the time machine worked we're going to learn so much by having sex with dinosaurs uh what i bet tyrannosaurus wrecks my butt what hey i was right but it feels so good i guess you could say he has a megasaurus that is such a terrible joke what your stove looks like with the gas on if you remove the metal tops oh so that's how i summon satan in the kitchen that's just my phone i have it set to vibrate isn't that your phone save money with anything else ask for water then mix in a mustard packet spicy drink like ginger ale why do i eat so much freaking soup sometimes we want our insides extra wet please do not freaking say that ever again the funk nugget actually this is probably really sweet they're probably just a big fan of monsters inc don't judge them 169 girl oh no i don't like this therapist zucker trump doesn't exist he can't hurt you zucker trump i have the biggest facebook platform i don't know what i'm saying well if you made it this far you probably don't hate me anyways feel free to check out the other videos on the channel they're just as good if not better than this one feel free to like comment subscribe let us know we'd like to see more of down in the comments below have a good day and remember be good people

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Id: Ley3c4eXFZY

Length: 17min 47sec (1067 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 05 2020