r/TechnicallyTheTruth · THOSE ARE BANANAS!

what has four letters sometimes nine letters but never has five letters I mean this took me a minute to think about but then I realized that it's spelling out the words God I'm dumb everyone welcome back to easy peasy I'm kookie and they rate in today we're gonna be getting into our slash technically the truth let's hop to it I found a coupon that gives you five dollars off in any store hey you're not wrong there pal would you eat six doughnuts honestly my takeaway from this chart is that doughnuts are healthier than I thought I mean who needs soda when you got sprinkly goodness the 90s summed up in one picture that's a lot of math and I flunked high school so I'm just gonna take your word for it I replayed this song 1 million times already three equals twenty four equals two hundred four seconds two hundred four times a thousand yeah that's that's a lot bigger than my number you're a liar that's not the truth hey blow my mind hmm yeah ages that's the number of times you've been around the Sun now you have to live with that your alarm sound is technically your theme song since it plays at the start of every episode huh my show must have a big budget cuz I changed my alarm like every three days the use of the term anti-vaxxer suddenly becomes illegal what do you call them instead idiots if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe archeologists grave robber with a degree hmm as Alfred once said some men just want to watch the world burn who are these men in real life arsonists burn baby birds anyone caught exiting through this door will be asked to leave well you know what I'm already walking out the door I'm an independent man and I can leave myself hmm more reasons to avoid water can be extracted from rocket fuel is the main ingredient in pesticides autumn sand violent criminals have consumed water and hours leading up to their crimes some point case of drowning I mean this is just a bunch of facts man humans use flashlights to navigate the dock cats use well-built ice bats ah I can't to it but god I love that song and that meme being alive is more dangerous than being dead Teesha what is more abundant land or water me obviously landmass Teacha actually water is more abundant as it covers 71% of earth me but there's still more land under the water yeah this is big brain time bike still for sale yes it is what's the lowest you'll go on it around 2 miles per hour anything less than that and you'll tip over well you know that's not 100% true I still have raining wheels on my bike and I never tip over I just sit there stand on it I don't see what all you complain about training wheels for the win Alice places a prepared slide on her microscope but when she looks into it she can't see anything suggest one reason why not she is blind it's hard to argue with his assessment that is true nothing nothing flawed there Bobby is four dimes amy has thirty pennies which child has more money Bobby how do you know show your thinking right there that kids thinking he's going places he doesn't think within the lines and he better have gotten a hundred on this quiz hi James my boyfriend is a fan of Muhammad Ali could you make him as a boxer thank you sure I mean that's the best type of boxer there is Bill Gates the only youtuber who can buy YouTube well why buy youtube if you can get it on the half-door slash play it for free you're an idiot well gotta go I gotta go clock in I sit at work in front of a computer all day just to afford to sit at home in front of a computer all night rip my dude rip cuz I'm there too condoms don't really guarantee full protection during sex a friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by his girlfriends that's great Cowboys had to social distance that means that the town wasn't big enough for the two of them all right Billy the Kid the town eight oh no I think I got the COFF COFF sniffle sniffle works like a charm the best strategy for defeating enemies is to reduce their health to zero commentating your own health above zero I mean yeah that is the best strategy unless you just you know make him friends friends are better than enemies I'm sorry your dad was pronounced dead Danielle 21 I recently broke up with my boyfriend because he didn't know how I liked my coffee I like my coffee the same way I like my men well other people's I mean I that's how I like my coffee - why do programmers prefer dark mode cuz light attracts bugs is this the real reason my phone has a dark mode because if so that's frickin genius when your name causes confusion hello I'm Tina with two eyes moyamoya I'm David with two ears this isn't what I expected when I bought the tickets I mean this was this is still a pretty entertaining show have you seen him now you have smiley face oh look at the cute little puffer he looks so cute what is worth every penny a dollar the rotation of the earth really makes my day I mean you're not wrong there one rotation is one day the average 18 years old is eighteen point five years old what I don't get it but I guess it's true because look at that like right there it seems to run on some form of electricity well you're not wrong there Captain America they had electricity back where you were from so you should learn something you're supposed to be really super you're not dr. Elder Lynn veterinarian and taxidermist either way you're getting your dog back well I mean if it's not alive at least you got a nice table glasses make you look smarter but you have to fail at a test to get them that was my first car too until I met a deer going 80 miles per hour that's a pretty fast deer fun fact deer can jump higher than a house this is due to two main reasons one house this can't jump to dear Ken what the f world's fastest gaming PC I mean it'd be funny if it was like a Lamborghini cuz Tesla's really aren't that fast a man hurled racist slurs and a punch at a FedEx driver then he died after he was punched back damn he sent him to God same day shipping I guess he could say he was racing to get there a Firefly is the opposite of a waterfall 2002 GMC Sonoma is it still available yes are you flexible at all yes I can touch my toes I mean fair I can't touch my toes - Fred's hugging each other in 2020 oh I miss Frank could come back filthy Frank please all fungi are edible some guy fungi are only edible once it's blunt the person in front of you is also the person furthest behind you my god these updates to this game have changed the game yes that is how it works updates you know changing updating all that stuff that's the second most German thing I ever saw what's the first most German thing you ever saw Germany yeah understandable what is the main reason for divorce getting married motivate your answer go answer go this kids a genius you can fly but only straight down what are you gonna call it Kermit the Frog here gravity people who sell meat are gross but people who sell fruit and vegetables are grosser the look on this dude's face he looks so happy please I'll give you a head lmao I already have a head you ducking [ __ ] also remember the ABC rule first aid a bone coming out through your skin is very bad health you know what if it's that easy to be a doctor I may have failed high school but you know what I'm gonna become a doctor if a woman sleeps with ten men she's a [ __ ] but if a man does it he's gay he's gay I mean you're right or maybe he's just you know 50 bucks is 50 bucks my dog passed away holy crap that sucks man Oh buddy sucking in a man I didn't get it til I really read it a hundred years of extreme hairstyles Vanity Fair I can't believe it took a hundred years to make this video if this virus not done by May I'm gonna have to intervene what you're gonna do intervene invisible tape I mean it is invisible hmm pizza rolls are just Italian gushers since James Bond constantly introduces himself he'd probably be a terrible spy the jug is 4/7 full it needs 72 FML more to be full how much water we can the jug hold seven out of seven correct being QWERTY like tomorrow Sunday June I've lost track of all space and time man nursery rhymes with Justin Fletcher no it doesn't stop lying to the kids karate is just professional slapping is it drinking alone if you're pregnant it is if you keep drinking oh dear God my first day is crime scene investigator detective how did this man drown me he could not breathe underwater when I was a kid I thought a vegetarian a lesbian was the same thing well both lifestyles do lack meat I really like to hear the reasoning behind women who won't take their husband's last name because my last name is best and my best hope and mine is worse busy person faked some big number you were too lazy to read that number I mean fair I decided it means I'm lazy technically speaking this was the least diverse movie recently made I mean it's not wrong and I had the same thoughts when I watched it life is an egg explain has chickens in it sometimes how would you write I change a light bulb on your resume mm well single-handedly managed to successfully upgrade and deployment of a new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents I changed the light bulb by myself I'm going to deliver the baby actually we'd like him to his liver thanks doc don't be selfish long yellow things yeah throw both concrete and glass I'm mostly made of sand which makes buildings just massive sandcastles dude why you gotta hurt my brain like that I work at Wendy's what is on May 4th Monday May 4th 2020 memories yeah I see memory cards cool I just worry that it makes me look middle-aged nah man you look before mental age maybe the dark ages who knows everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives I can move most of my body parts in my mind I can - I just can't move my left foot what really brings out the child in me a miscarriage study finds every style of parenting produces disturbed miserable adults anti-vaxxer ants have it right then you can't be miserable and dogs don't become what so true technical terms Moses was the first to download data from the clouds it's a blur ok so broke me no one literally no one oh there's no one key I get it wake up after a night of drinking no charge it's on the house I mean it's more in the houses drywall but whatever you say pal for 24 hours all crimes are legal what crimes will you be committing none because they're legal now listen here you little piece of crap warning tearing this tag off will result in your not having a tag anymore well I love ripping the tags off so rip away pal when you live in the United States this isn't Japan tell me something I don't know the word none is just the letter and doing a cartwheel oh that's great mmm wife we just ate why are you making pancakes they're for the dogs mmm why are you making pancakes for the dogs they don't know how Barbara and this is why I'm getting a divorce and for my next trick I will disappear buck you pear you taste like crap actually no since this is technically a truth it it tastes like pear a bat photobomb my moon venus pick a bat photobomb my whole 2020 hone oh ho ho behold the pokemon fan base how do you think we keep the cars here so shiny polished sorry sir Jack ma I say detect to you but no I don't I can't I can't read polish both sexes can buck a can of Pringles but neither can do it well the innovation of knocking I'm gonna punch your house until you talk to me hey open up before I beat your ass up my daughter just asked r2d2 was there for the whole story and never had his memory wipe so why didn't he just tell Luke and Vader hat was his father at some point I just sat there dumped on until she struggled and walked away if someone that loves all races equally including their own race is not a racist then someone who hates all races equally including their own is also not a racist Jim you're up you're a godsend my friend biking Rick Astley to hand you a copy of the movie up you create a paradox where he's either has to give you up or let you down no God please know that be the world's greatest troll it can't handle it one look at Medusa and I'm rock-hard husband and I reminiscing about the time I text him on my way home can you start cooking those sausages then added less than three as a cute little heart he cooked two sausages and that's why I'm single today oh my god I would literally die if a guy did this to me crying hard eyes heart emoji oh what's wrong Shaggy and Scooby's always run away side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster if a Great Danes running speed is 30 to 40 miles per hour that means that shaggy can run at the same speed this means that she is the fastest human alive being Oh same bolts top speed of 27 miles per hour I can't tell if this hamburger and fury eights me it makes me happy if you ride a Segway naked on the freeway for long enough you get to be on TV that's a nice ham you got there be a shame if someone put an S in front of it and an AE behind it that's a nice shame you got it just testing the strength of my countertop don't mind me be careful not to fall into the sink what would I do without you yeah fallin through the sink an probably died but that's none of my business on a scale from sloth to cheetah how fast can you run human draw a small clock that shows ten minutes past 11:00 11:00 10:00 I mean no no no you're not allowed to say that's wrong that's ten minutes past 11:00 bad teacher bad yo dude straight up I wish I still had high school classes I would try this how my family sees me how I see my family ah Kanye we love you and hate you all at the same time Adam and Eve sin God your game on has been updated survival mode why men travel planes in 2020 be like expert I freaking love that that is bright tea you're not wrong that is a cup of tea Mormon Baptist Church I'll give you love Jesus text while driving to meet him what Disney character has the highest body count oh this is true or / technically the truth oh and remember go see our Captain Marvel and every other movie in the planet by Disney go watch a watch somewhere out there there's a rock that more people have looked at than any other rock we will never know what rock it is but it is this the moon well also the earth is a big rock we've all looked at that so you know one of the other it takes 30 minutes to cross what would it take for you to walk the whole bridge 30 minutes you idiot my toddler was about to hit her head on the by the playground so I told her the duck she quacked at me and then hit a head I mean that's what she gets for sassing yeah bad five-year-old bad when is it Tuesday Tuesday April 20th 2020 well then that Tuesday is past but it's still true and ah this hurts my brains to think about all UFO images are low quality because if they were high quality we would have identified the flying object and it would no longer be unidentified it was really hard to read this because Lisa's fat starfish looking head was in the way of the now a baguette in zip but would be a pain in zip bootie I'm unlearning French oh but why French is the language of Zipit laughs you can't buy an unused me here no no he's got a point what's a nine-year-old doing on reddit sharing his awesome dinosaur sketches I mean that is true and you know this nine-year-old honestly is probably smarter than me because I don't know how to pronounce that word and he probably does and he probably spelled it correctly I'm just an idiot yeah God can you uh uninstall 2020 uninstall it again this version has a virus a pretty bad cough cough sniffle sniffle if you know what I'm saying is this good for wasps no it kills them hey you idiot if I punch myself and it hurts and my weak or strong strong weak an idiot near the man of reason in this room stop saying she's my wife that's sexist AF period hello everyone meet Lorraine she's the woman i bucked on the nights my wedding that's great I love canceled culture lol one time my grandfather said that depression was all in my head and I said yeah and asthma is all in your lungs I got grounded for a month lmao worth it the youngest picture of you is the oldest picture oh my god you're right picture ception stay off the tracks there are only four trains if you can read this this you're not a train I could be Thomas the Tank Engine for all you know chuckle chuckle joga well if you made this fog you probably don't hate me and you definitely love easy peasy so hit that like button smash that like button punch that screen until you subscribe and check out the other videos on the channel anyways I've been cooky a narrator a man who talks his Godzilla within New York accent and you all have a great day and remember sometimes you gotta risk it for the biscuit

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Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 24 2020