r/TIHI · mario is immortal

rtx off rtx on help us we're trapped inside here hey everybody what's poppin welcome back to easy peasy i'm today's narrator cougar and they're making me look at our slash thanks i hate it so since i don't have a mirror to look at i'm gonna go ahead and get to the memes finally done with my truck what do y'all think i think your trucks skip a leg night just like cougar does at the gym hey dad why is this tree all furry oh billy that's the cursed caterpillar tree don't touch it or they'll devour your soul oh my god facts said mate brandon the peep diver in australia they do not dissolve the feces with chemicals and instead gather it all in big poop pools where bacteria will disintegrate the poop when the machines that mix the poop need maintenance brandon is their guy this has to be the crappiest job pun intended in the world you know i've been planning on a trip to australia i'm not even joking once you know cough cough lets up and this has sold it for me i can't wait to go see the big pooh pools just so i can be like hey it's a big poop pool squeeze bacon okay no thank you you can just throw that in the trash how big are there adult deer are as tall as a bicycle they weigh as much as 800 hamburgers and they taste even better than the burgers themselves you will never understand the propane i go through peggy also you're the worst character on the show extreme pulp orange juice ah yeah nothing like some real nice chunky juice good night pumpkin sleep tight but dad there's a monster in the closet i promise you there are no monsters here dad there's someone in my bed oh god oh god i just pooped myself transformation tuesday oh look at the oh my god you monster oh no nichon i'm late let me get my school girl and get to work also why is there chunk of this bread missing that's concerning anti-vaxxers are now refusing to vaccinate their dogs no you have officially carried it too far buddy i'll take you all out for the puppers oh yeah this is what we call the butt pocket pants you can fit a laptop you can fit a sarge you can fit a hammer you can even fit a bunch of bud lights i mean look at that sweet action come under table is like a book in a public library what you take one for yourself until you're finished with it and put it back for someone else to enjoy what's wrong with you timmy timmy what's wrong with you a lot these aren't relaxing whale sounds at all that's uncle willy's shouting racist comments about killing whales how dare they how they record uncle willy hey look it's robin hood the company i'm a part of a class action lawsuit for in light of current market violinity we are restricting transactions for certain secure has to position closing only including amc and gme read more here this you let the people trade let the people trade unless it costs us money unless it costs us money just ignore that fact i'm moving on because i'm named after a cat i did i die no you didn't then why am i seeing an angel oh you silly it's the angel attack oh god it's so beautiful but i'm gonna i gotta go actual reality goggles wow this is so terrible and i wish i lived in an anime or a cartoon and oh never mind seeing this photo altogether no no no also why did you make this dragon look like elsa and make it attractive you know how much messed up i've seen on twitter already come on man come on vernon i'm falling oh god i'm frank look catch it the first snowflake of the season don't you mean the first snow frank of the season poor frank pop-tarts ranch dressing when you want the extra cheesy bite in your mouth paid my bed last night this thing looks kind of shallow hey among us twitter retweet this one look he even made a little poop on the ground below him [Music] i hate all of this but to me to me the worst one is gomeli yes komali he he has seen death and awaits it me hey our slash memes i want to post this meme our memes you can't cause you don't have enough karma me okay so how can i earn karma if you post something thanks i'll i'll get right to that wow what a nice snowman i just i would run in fear look at its legs it's so terrifying okay no this is great you gave the dog eyebrows look at his little eyebrows like are you talking to me huh does this look funny to you jessica what the hell is this thing and what is a throat flute tell me tell me kind things to do on a sunday let an old man eat a half boiled egg off your forehead thank you my sweet child no problem grandpa oh it's it's homer if he ate santa's little buddy yeah i don't like that it's the terror car terror car kid learns to drive in the terror car terror car oh this person's just a psychopath and gross everywhere cupcake has finally arrived hi i'm cupcake it's nice to meet you and stare into your soul guys i don't like cupcake cupcake is scary dude put on some damn bug repellent christ ah yes minecraft with all the extra details that fist isn't bothering me at all nope nope not at all hey wasn't this leaf green before there is a road called the world of bones in russia what the cement consists of the bones of between 250 000 and 1 million people what you know what's really embarrassing that was a real voice crack yep i'm definitely done with puberty mmm mint jelly toast my favorite this dude's a psychopath the voices are back one do not listen to them get a forklift cover yourself in oil 2. resist their commands kill them all three make it stop there's so many in here it's right and we're never going away oh god you know there's only one thing to say to this photo there we go we regretfully demand a visual novel based on these sexy diseases the taiwanese center for disease control turns some well-known diseases into anime characters and they're too good to not be in a game why why when you're having a great dream and you wake up and you realize you have to go back to your crappy life reality is poison i want to go back i hate this so much quiet down morty we all hate it oh geez rick but i don't want to live like this man okay thank you for kirby horse i hate you i hate you so much ah yes another thing face swapped has burned into my memory thank you so much yes i am the clap clap mouth dino i am part elephant part crocodile part nightmare me imagining our world right now if biden tweeted like trump boney dino democrat in name only joe womanchin is trying to drail big stimulus for you easy cash think big joe i won west virginia big before fraud jim no justice microchips are at louise missy and the people want their money i am the best joe biden ever i'm just saying you know sometimes i feel like this comic is too true some people just try to do this hey this water tastes great now i bet it does ricky loved pranking atheists with holy water oh you naughty devil lay fish egg yol chocolate no thank you ah dude you know just enjoying a cool glass of uh my people i'm a monster but not as big as monster these powerpuff girls this is even worse than the 2016 reboot no thank you clandy canes they taste just like clams i wish i had long hair flying through the sky nice try andy but i see your head oh god does that mean the shark cut off andy's head kermit me mate here oh oh nichon would you care for me to bend over and pick up a pencil please don't hurt me work me yeah um what is wrong with you you monster it's a frog jousting this is terrifying my switch was pretty heavy so i got a lighter one huh so funny oh okay yeah no don't do this it's a brain hat i'm scratching my brain i'm insane an in-depth conversation with two women who write dinosaur erotica yup it's a thing taken by a pterodactyl taken by the t-rex ravished by the triceratops ah that's not a triceratops that's a protoceratops shut up you dinosaur nerd no one cares nbc chicago kraft launches pink mac and cheese for valentine's day that tastes like candy and rotten teeth look just like it too pika pika pika human centipede it's a boo dog with a really scary mouth yeah that's terrifying just like the other one how when me duh what is you yes you look like shrek when he turns human in track two one handsome devil look at that handsome chin frosty the snowman he made a meeting to scare all the people inside that he is gonna kill them my 10 year old kid today dad why the lightsaber is projecting a shadow if it's a lightsaber my 39 year old butt who never noticed oh god actually fun fact that's because they used a greenstein stick but an even more fun fact originally they just tried a stick that like spun around in circles and had a bunch of reflective lights on it yeah it looked terrible okay boys we finally got the best weapon to take out donkey kong banana grenade also fun fact most grenades are called pineapple grenades because they're shaped after a pineapple so this could be a realistic shape in another world you know i just want to say this is what happened to all the emus after the great emu war in australia they all hid from the humans fearing revenge by becoming camels yes come play with me on flight little boy i have plenty of hands to help you up come come i am safe yeah those are round ice no thank you feeding time for princess again i really just love watching her get bigger from my blood okay i can understand that some like researchers do this for like bed bugs and fleas and stuff when they research them so they can eat and actually have to do this this is kind of weird and why does it have a ribbon on it look at it got so big it busted the ribbon off in the last photo any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough this point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence i can sentence how i want thank beautiful mwah you see that's why i love the english you know just great i like to velociraptor around my house at two in the morning good my headache makes me want a clothesline into a wall why do these make some semblance of sense because brains don't brain logically um actually brains do brain logically but when english doesn't logic englishly brain brains by itself to logic to english i hate that this makes sense wait wait can we please revisit i like to velociraptor around my house at 2 in the morning just like sorry mom didn't mean to wake you're just getting a sandwich velociraptor cook away okay what the frick is the dreamworks face this face right here okay no but this is so much funnier to me now because i went to dreamworks and met one of the head animators and apparently everyone knows about the dreamworks face and complains about it but the marketing people keep doing it for some reason yeah yeah i just gotta get some real toothy scary grins in there you've heard of crocs but now how about jock's crocs jock's crocs are meant for the men who got the sweet abs and the sweet booty pop em on and let the holes do the work when you pee how to prevent your poop from splashing toilet water on your butt step one catch the poop step 2 put the poop in the toilet gently do not break the poop make smaller poops stand up as quickly as the poop leaves your body oh put some ice cubes in the toilet or sit in the toilet water there you go this has been how to prevent getting water on your butt when you poop imagine penises getting hard by cracking them like a glow stick no no no no no no no no no no solid liquid or gas what will come out of my booty i would say the edward but you know youtube is youtube these days thanks for ruining the jokes susan well jk where in the world have you been all my life where's waldo and where the heck is carmen san diego they're in and on each other so i microwaved the hard sock under his bed and dranketh what maybe we deserve the pandemic yeah yeah maybe we do hey baby you want to step into bed with hug a lot bear you're looking at alenda 10 a spectacularly huge helium pumped aircraft it can stay aloft for days and will have private rooms i hope it doesn't have any gas in it see what i did there yeah say goodbye to coffins the organic burial pods will turn your body into a tree after you die i can get behind this actually even though it's really creepy how they look wussy wigs for sale dm for special inquiries are these made from human hair because if so that's just gross earth chan what are you doing selling my ocean water yes anyways if you made it this far please please don't be selling water like beldelphine or earth chan it's just not worth it anyways feel free to like comment subscribe let us know we like see more down in the comments below have a good day be good people and i just bit my tongue

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Id: tK9DKRclUAw

Length: 15min 0sec (900 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 22 2021