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spider-man upside down putting his thumbs up but in reality he's putting a thumbs down and that's because his face looks like this thanks toby maguire spider-man you ruined everything for me what's going on everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look at r thanks i hate it things are about to get weird and creepy so strap in and let's go sleep under my brother's horse the horse's warmth will keep you warm a bond will be formed and i will only warn you once do not touch the horse oh god what is the horse gonna do if you touch it fact if an ant was the same size as a human it would be twice as fast as a lamborghini thanks i really wish i didn't know that father father what are you doing babies sneak into your home using your wife as a human trojan horse are those actions of a precious angel i think not i googled circle beard and was not disappointed i mean despite how off-putting it is to look at it is a work of art oh i need a body to absorb i am speed oh no thomas the tank engine not you too i i can't take it bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary you call can you be my girlfriend oh it's creepy but it's love i guess maple blueberry beef patties nope that is uh that's mold don't uh don't listen to that label that is mold 144p 4k huh this isn't so bad i actually like this i don't know about you guys but wait does this creep you out this this is kind of cool milk then cereal then bowl uh you're just a psychopath at this point i mean are you busy no incoming call oh god what have i done lawful good only mustard neutral good only ketchup chaotic good only sausage lawful neutral mustard onion and coleslaw true neutral ketchup and mustard chaotic neutral ketchup mustard onions and pickles lawful evil mustard onion and minced meat sauce neutral evil only bread chaotic evil spaghetti salmon strips yeah so for all your friends who are like oh i'm such a chaotic evil type of person hand them a spaghetti salmon strip hot dog and if they don't eat it then they're not a true chaotic evil day one of my zero waste journey used my pasta water for breakfast to make my coffee is it good no yep well that's uh that's as expected when your car is cold in the morning hey you know it's just a little bit of shrinkage don't don't mind that this very muscular man looks like you put a giant ps4 controller inside there you know what it kinda does it's creepy but it's also impressive unicorn bicorn and corn just uh just a regular horse oh so horses have been corn all along rtx off normal minecraft cow rtx on this monstrosity i like my french fries and chicken nuggets a little on the crispy side follow me for more recipes you know what i don't think i will airplane forced to make emergency landing because woman's crotch smelled so bad uh you can only imagine what she was smuggling up there probably salmon maybe several neckbeards drew goodin the list goes on and on dentist let me see inside that pretty little mouth of yours me unhinge's jaw of oral cavity to reveal a mouthful of corn and mayo dentist oh yummy you brought snacks yay dentist takes finger and scoops the corn mayo out and eats it dentist yum yum thanks oh i just read that and you just heard it and i am i'm sorry male redditors have read it have you ever shown your best friend your penis if so why we were at a party with 30 or so guys and we all took turns two people will walk into a bathroom and the smallest leaves the last man standing wins that's a pretty hardcore game get it it's disney dude you permanently put that on your body and aside from it being slightly funny you're probably going to regret this in a couple years you know rumor has it this is how you get into disney's gang you got to get this tattooed on your knee and it's basically like a jump in first minnie and mickey at disney in 1939 ho-ho smile for the camera say geez just a happy little dumpling oh oh my god how to freak out your dinner guests roast chicken splayed open insert some crab claws and stick a sausage tail on the end alright here you go guys yeah i think we're just gonna go home facebook sees 8 000 users deaths a day eventually the number of dead profiles will outnumber the living ones making it a digital graveyard i mean to be fair isn't facebook kind of a digital graveyard already how to wear a face mask all right none of these look right and i'm disappointed in all of you so do you want to go bald or get a buzz cut yes this mother fluffer created a fighting ring for his lice and they shall fight to the death what happened to him he kept pulling a loose bit of skin by his fingernail and wouldn't stop you hear that everyone let this be a warning don't don't be like voldemort scientists capture an amazing video of a deep sea fish with feet hey it's darwin waterson if there's ever a live action remake of amazing world of gumball please don't make darwin look like this fun fact bees like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she's a bunch of bees in disguise nice try b swarm you're dumped you know what i don't even care if you're crying because i know those are fake tears you're just a bunch of bees it's over babe bye oh yeah my skin suit arrived thanks i hate humans now hey i don't want to brag but i hated humans before it was cool and honestly if humans can put on fursuits then furries should be able to put on human suits it's only fair garlic bread heart eyes emoji congratulations you've ticked off gordon ramsay when life gives you gators make gatorade wait a second that's not right boys complaining about their voices changing during puberty girls i'm literally covered in blood someone said gwyn is just ben with thick lips and now i can't unsee it wait oh no you're right oh that's terrible childhood ruined what do gynecologists and pizza delivery boys have in common they can smell it but they can't eat it okay cool hair hair oh you mean my skin oh wow thanks i hate it i'd like to make a request an iron handmaiden but with hands instead of spikes think about it iron handmaiden oh and just a bunch of hands touching the person why even stop there let's keep this awful finger train going instead of throwing stars you have throwing hands you got sweaty morning palms bow and hand bows so even when they escape the iron hand maiden they'll never truly escape perfect there has to be a better way to display children's clothes no no no this looks good i don't see the problem here excuse me somebody put an apple in my hair being healthy is the slowest possible way of dying exactly who wants to die old i'm here for a good time not a long time wake up jesus it's time for your second coming ah 2 000 years and my wounds still hurt crucified tortured by my own fellow men focus jesus snap out of it do you know what time it is uh yeah it's 12 o'clock august 2nd 1934 no it's payback time oh jesus no no not like this i showed you my homies or please respond whoever got this message uh do yourself a favor and do not respond headless horseman horseless manhead horseman manless horse horseless man horseless headman headless horse less horse headman ah yes and the most renowned horsehorse horseman warning this hot sauce will make you bleed from the anus oh ah then give me two spoonfuls of that i'll take two spoonfuls please ask reddit what stopped you from yourself i called the side emergency hotline and no one picked up i thought it was so ironic and hilarious that it made me laugh and laugh and temporarily not think of this side hotline task failed successfully point of view a major artery in your brain has burst wait what i can't identify anything in the picture ah this is torture son your mother and i would like to give you this very special book it details the lineage and history of our family's ancestors i believe it's pronounced ancestors dad no son it's not chapter 19 spoiler alert technically i'm also your grandpa have fun reading son we gotta hide there's a child raised on the loose so we're adults no you don't get it you're going to jail japan during most of world history japan during world war ii japan now hi beef jerky is just a cow raisin you shut your freaking mouth how dare you disgrace the name of beef jerky i want an apology and i want it on my desk by sunday playing hide and go seek jesus stop cheating i'm always watching pull up your darn jutes i don't need to see your socksers real men wear jutes like this not like this i'm tired of these hooligans running around with their jutes on their backside making me turn into an old man with a country accent even though i'm a black teenager shoot when your parents tell you not to jump on your bed but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am oh come on guys that's not fair i want to jump on your bed with you no you don't kid no you don't trust me you don't want that we have been in lockdown longer than brock turner was in jail for an unconscious woman yikes that is a a very hard to swallow pill town stalked by giant 2 meter tall 95 kilo kangaroo with a torn ear who emerges from the bushes to terrorize dog walkers and golfers where do you think you're going i'm gonna put you in my pouch and make you my [ __ ] that was improved that was my first genuine and initial reaction to reading that meme and i'm i'm wondering how easy peasy is affecting my mentality therapist karen ramsay isn't real she can't hurt you karen ramsey you call this garlic bread i want to speak to the king manager hey this looks like a fun game lasagna or endocarditis the fact that i can't tell which is which kind of makes me disgusted the lockdown body hey i wasn't ready to do a face reveal come on what if mayonnaise was like peanut butter and either creamy or crunchy kate kate kate i love you but you need to take a break off of twitter okay just just turn it off that is one floofy cat and you know what it does look a little creepy in this cartoon here but you know what i'd still love it cow milking contest grand theft auto competitors rock star i'm gonna milk this mother lover dry her i bet he's thinking about other women him i just realized how long my wife's neck is yeah i hate to break it to you buddy but you're you married a giraffe [Laughter] this isn't what i expected when i bought the tickets disney on ice hey you get what you pay for alright twist open up the oreo now lick wait no i'm not ready for the oh my god my rabbit garden ornament got blown over in the wind and broke so i fixed him box come on feature me on your page what you don't want to feature me on your page what are you some kind of weirdo i fixed them y'all skip arm day can't relate one paper cut and he did [Laughter] yes yes that is that is more than accurate parents are like you should be grateful i only traumatized you half as much as my parents did to me oh if you're traumatized and have anxiety it's because of video games too cause i'm a golden parent no one australians when peeing hey hey slazzo hey jack can you guys uh can you guys confirm this it must be so uncomfortable that whole you heard that voice crack i heard that voice correct let's keep going that whole penguin long neck thing just got me thinking you know maybe penguins are just tiny dinosaurs they look like pretty stupid dinosaurs not gonna lie but uh that's still a cool thought peppa pig if you eat bacon it just might be my ah come on peppa no prince philip what's the matter smooth skin you never seen a ghoul before jesus biting you're looking different these days pokemon center reviews bandai held a pikachu drawing contest and the winner's design would be made into a figurine this is the wholesome result not gonna lie man the drawing made me think of something else at first hey hey get your mind out of the gutters all right pika choose your battles that was [ __ ] lame fried banana bubble gum pizza yo mama jelasta mia found in a plumbing group i'm in someone's dentures fell into the toilet ah it happens to the best of us man up right left down when you finally trim your poops poops i'm so stupid when you finally trim your pubes after six months of growth oh there you are peter i missed you cooking hack if you have too much water in your rice toss a few phones in there hey wait no they are not interchangeable alright if you need water out of your phone you use rice if you need water out of your rice you don't use your phone please don't do this mr sandman send me a man make him so sandy the sandy is man you know i don't think that's right peppa pig height seven foot one shaquille o'neal's height seven foot one ah yes united the god stand the comments asking how i press shift with my thumb have begun to return so here it is i don't like it unless you have four fingers and you need to do that then stop just please day 9 363 of my owner wearing corpses on his feet p.s i'm still very uncomfortable blurst snow white so we got the apple the apples doily and we got the costume he looks just like snow white it's beautiful you do you man i ate too much spaghetti now i regretty r slash outside squirrel players are unable to take fall damage is this another bug or an intended feature squirrels unlike most other mammals can survive impacts at their terminal velocity which means no matter what height you drop a squirrel from it will probably survive you hear that everyone if you're gonna kill mr squirrel you're pretty nuts all right the puns alright i'm sorry just just let me live alright stabby the kitten bro you're on probation i don't care i'm gonna kill that mouse oh stabby a nice cup of coffee with a bit of steam you haven't heard the last of me no cap though that is pretty cool what kind of stock photo is this what did she do to this man am i next god i don't like that smile what is this a stock image for how to get away with murder i mean if that's the case it's a pretty good stock photo not gonna lie me eating out my sugar mama to secure my ps5 hey bro you gotta do what you gotta do a few years ago i went on a date with a disabled girl we went to the cinema and then for some food we went back to her place and were kissing in the garden she told me to lift her onto a swing hanging off of a tree and we just screwed around on the swing with her legs dangling around like noodles i put her back in the chair and took her inside before i left and her dad came up to me and said quietly thanks mate most lads just leave her stuck on the swing oh that's so sad that's that's terrible you could at least take her off the swing like come on you just you're like oh well i'm done see you later noodles teeth from attack on titan being like how many teeth do they have on attack on titan uh yes you know halloween jack-o-lanterns were originally made out of turnips hmm neat i wonder what they look like oh no trick or treat what's the problem give me some sugar that's what i imagine these things sound like anybody saying otherwise is a freaking liar uber your uber has arrived you know what i think i'm gonna switch to lyft how it feels when the seat is still warm it's a lifelong connection oh did i say lifelong connection i meant traumatic experience it's a traumatic experience there we go birds with no wings delete it delete it from the internet this daphne being tied up is what led to this fifty shades of grey bicycle man rides over a bump oh right through the cheeks that's that's gotta hurt dove we asked 100 women what body wash they preferred 99 replied with get the f out of my bathroom you pervert dove we're a family company am i high or does the new dunkin donuts mascot look like a walking butthole no you would be high if you said that that didn't look like a butthole i mean come on they didn't even try oh yeah clean me out oh and blow on me just like that oh it did slap me into that console video games give us to your children when you go to the strip club and your grandma's face is hanging out of a stripper's butt no no grandma forgive me for what i'm about to do vladimir putin riding donald trump like a horse honestly i gotta say they make for a pretty cute match ride me senpai ride me home no worries comrade i've always got to your back little femdom keeps a short leash on the dog wolf hey hey whoa okay this is going a little too far alright that better be a little person that better not be like an actual child or else i'm calling the police i get one wish well i wish my dog could talk done oh my god i can't believe i can talk there's one thing i've wanted to say since you were a child man you have the nicest freaking ding-dong uh genie is there an undo button hi jimmy's mom alright be honest if you were in true danger would you let alasta carl save you i'm not crying bro my eyes are just coming drew gooden no wonder why it feels so good to cry curtis connor you let me know if you ever need a shoulder to come on excuse me what chalky hedgehog and her babies they look like what i imagined guy fieri's testicles look like you know that seems accurate all blonde with spikes and a lot of pink mixed in yep ah i'll never be able to put that out of my mind so thank you uh mr clean you got some splaining to do man what is this what am i looking at here my urethra and my ds stylus yeah just get all the way in there look out i think baby yoda likes you wait baby yoda don't you mean motomodo oh god what is this [Applause] well everyone that's my time i hope you enjoyed this episode of r slash thanks i hate it i know i didn't but if you did like the video and love being weirded out and you know just creeped out by all this content feel free to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and the notification bell to be notified of all our easy pc uploads once again i'm your host david the baker and i will see you in the next video peace out and three thumbs up

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Id: 2fMxn5h8mm4

Length: 18min 29sec (1109 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 25 2020