r/Memes · YOU NEED TO RUN

excuse me young man i have a grandma you need to back away and just just stay over there but i have cookies hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar the host without the most confidence and today we're gonna be diving into our slash memes so let's get to it shall we fast travel are you sure when you want to fast travel to the location extra c c to cancel the third person cameraman who has to get there before me oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god teacher what is the opposite of antibiotic me uncle biotic dude teacher no no go back to first grade damn it me after guessing the password of my own email i'm in baby time to hack 24 7. i created a happy thumbs up boy cause we all deserve happiness in new templates yes we do i hope you all are having a good year despite what is happening me about to comment something i think is funny top comment is what i was gonna say okay then never mind time to quit comedy career forever memes aren't real art but they are my friend they truly are brawl do you know newton's second law i'm a science student bro not a law student gathered concerned ooh i'm saying cause there's the fox from uh zootopia there i like your glasses i am afraid they're not for sale but virginity is cool maybe this is why i'm still a virgin people see my glass i'm like no no not for sale not for sale i'll do anything for you let's never vaccinate our children yes see you sweetie two plus two times four sixteen fifteen fourteen thirty yes yes i am very very proud of the american school system not saying my ex is fat but my memory foam mattress bed took a year to forget her oh burn baby millennials are getting through three major economic crisis and a few dozen catastro events all before hitting 35. so that's why i look like i'm 90 even though i'm still a teenager yup i'm doing just fine in 2020 6am after pulling an all-nighter 11am i need sleep the only won't kill you but your hospitals will gang ah that is one good nice gang to do from when everyone is vibing at home but you hear your mom drive up and you know the atmosphere of fun and relaxation is about to end ah christ smite phoenix birds are getting old and die oh no anyway i'm back how can i help you today my friend spartans when a three-year-old can't bench press a bolter and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 seconds swoosh see ya baby off the cliff you go what are the mario bros views on identity thefting shouldn't it just be identity theft but whatever mario says you can do the replacement if he's locked in your basement luigi says where am i where's luigi it's yeah you're gonna die down there mario achilles chops one of hydra's head off hydra oh no anyway anyway anyway streamer dies in game keyboard please don't kill me i have a wife and 87 kids remember movies by rich people for poor people offered by rich people for rich people theater by poor people for rich people memes by poor people for poor people memes are the gateway to liberation of the masses the revolution has begun my friends grab your memes and grab your guns damn it why yes i said a 17 year old it just hit me that there will never be another snow day what do you mean we have zoom now we'll always be able to go to school the magic of a snow day is over oh god i didn't think about this oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot i gotta finish school oh god constipated woman lost 10 years of memory after straining too hard on toilet me coming out of the chipotle bathroom i have no memory of this place but my butthole is on fire the flash exploring the multiverse doctor strange exploring the multiverse spiderman exploring multiverse i miss you francoru come back to us frank 2020 needs you mom why did you pause the movie me [Laughter] you don't understand now do you i'm so shy no i am amateurs what was that punk yep conspiracy theorist they faked the moon landing with cgi cgi in 1983. ah jaws 3d unfocused shots wonderful 3d effects and actually a pretty good time if you like bad movies you should check it out sometime girls on insta trying to show their booty and face in the same picture oh i'm so cute i'm a model even though i don't know how to pose correctly and if i showed up at a set and did this i get fired instantaneously i don't like instagram models they're a death to the craft this is where you die tony stark what the hell with thanos no this is where you die my friend i missed january when our only worries were world war three me too kid me too but i'm glad to see the murder hormones are making a comeback random country find all usa is late for me well if you don't think it is i'm just gonna invade your country too normal dads good night sweetie good night dad me as a dad son it's been o'clock you best be sleeping okay dad please just don't bring out mr quackers again will mobile game in a race console in pc gaming everybody with a brain ha ha yeah not gonna happen there but it's definitely not gonna happen what are the mario bros views on selling organs it's luigi says wow this is a lot of money thanks mario no problem kiddo scam caller your son just got hit by a car and now he's in hospital 17 year old mate oh no my child oh no what am i going to do hey yo shout out to whoever made this laze bag serial number eight zero four three zero zero zero one six two this crap full to the max my dude thank you i'm snacking and i'm happening thanos impossible lays packs by weight not by volume what is this treachery don't kill that spider in your house it's unlikely to bite you and is good for the environment washingtonpost.com and the spider who wrote this hello this crap going bang we gonna take over boys eight legs for life mom in a movie cooks the most elaborate breakfast ever her kids takes one bite gotta go love you mom me hungry af that's why hollywood movies are fake my friends i would never leave those breakfasts undone me does nothing with knives or sharp objects my fingers somehow oh you have the paper cut enjoy the pain what do you do i'm an astrophysicist okay i'm a gemini okay moving on this guy i am i am so dead inside so much for the dayton pool mate man frick 2020 at least we didn't all die in 2012 like the mayan said the mayans who missed throughout 2012 for 2021 prepared to die ebola affected 18 countries sas affected 29 countries coronavirus i don't remember the song from the animaniac so i'm just gonna move on before i'm out of breath australian young dad almost made his child blind andrew 28 years old dead couldn't stop his kids cryings so he poured no tear shampoo directly into his eyes infinity iq yeah that's right he said no more tears so i was making them to shut up be like the mandalorian never take your mask off in front of others this is a way this is the way dad on a road trip it was a mistake stopping at the gas station it'll cost us three more hours of traffic just for a couple of snacks oh so dad five minutes later hey yo buddy can you pass me some of those m ms how about some of those potato chips come on little dude not studying studying failure me not understanding anything anyway this explains my high school life me entering reddit again seriously [Music] the part of my room that is visible in a zoom call the rest of my room please i don't want to be locked in a basement anymore quiet down mickey before flat earth society the earth is flat after tide removes the crap out of your clothes oh well thank you tide the smart kids who actually studied me and my friend trying to remember our names oh god so you like cats he asked me if i like cats that was the first thing he said to me i could have asked if he liked birds but i didn't i really didn't please look at this puppy oh my god don't mind if i do it's adorable four horsemen of things you probably will never get to stand on ah mount everest washington dc white house the moon and uh yeah i've tried standing on one of those oh i smacked my head on the pool side not a good time but i do plan to climb mount everest and die up there to be honest wife so how is your new patio coming along me okay so i promise me you won't get mad but it's a medium audio a good die manufacturer puts a dye in your die so when your dye dies you have a new die die manufacturers i am the greatest thing ever also this reminds me of among us because the true imposter is inside and yes i am the guy who does the among us and godzilla comic dubs stop asking in the comments dude is a general neutral term ah fun story i'm a surfer and i called a girl dude yesterday and among us and she got all mad i'm like dude everything's a dude the laptop's a dude the dog's a dude the treasure dude heck my toaster's a dude my dudes vote for todd 2020 he likes cheese i've seen enough take my vote for it is i dio uh dio there bud you're not a united states citizen you can't vote but it is i dio i'm sure he broke up with me because i'm ugly no don't say that you're beautiful he broke up with you because you put me on a vegan diet and i'm slowly dying that'd be a fair reason to break up with him i am the best cliffhanger no i am immatures what was that punk to be continued expected college life yes yes yes yes yes actual cod life this ramen is my girlfriend i can't even afford ramen so you know my life's going pretty good moving on me 2020 can't surprise me now 2020 vin diesel with hair didn't need to see that ever uh the movie volume during important dialogue the movie volume during a music scene that alike when you went to go see godzilla king of the monsters and like when the building fell it blew your eardrums out biodegradable cigarettes filters with flower seeds help nature in two ways by planting trees and killing yourself i see this as an absolute win what's the problem here my socks every other piece to my outfit this is true i wear rainbow socks and then i usually wear black or dark blue 10 out of 10 my friend break her bed not her heart what man the internet told me to break your bed cats descended from the most ferocious killing machines on the planet also cats pilots are reported seeing guy in jetpack at three thousand feet above los angeles the pilot i gotta get one of those and quit this job keanu reeves has been secretly donating millions to children's hospitals for years our expectations for you were very high but holy frick keanu reeves one of the greatest actors on the planet my mask hiding my acne my mask causing my acne i yeah my face has been pretty broken out i'm not gonna lie welcome back to uncle vinnie's how to calm a baby step one gently rebuke chill out dude you are making a scene step two offer a beverage oh terribly sorry i have no idea what came over me this tea has such a lovely aroma and this has been uncle vinnie jimmy's whatever my name was how to calm a baby my mom three hours after telling me to clean my room me playing with toys i haven't seen in 20 years yay godzilla 1998 batman the animated series and oh my god is that a street shark my life is complete link glides into battle fox flies in a battle mewtwo teleports into battle mario it's a meme audio mcdonald's susps frick off barbara nick we are very sorry about nick's actions we have let him go please contact for free coupon john from hr john from hr nick i made a joke okay the next meme was made for me if you know my channel at all cuz i make godzilla content one nation under godzilla godzilla everybody that was very cash money of you my friends very cash money over here i'm pleased to announce the reddit has achieved its goal of becoming one of the top 10 green companies in the world the front page is now made up of over 90 recycled content never before have i been so offended by something i uh 100 agree with i heard you like leonardio drinking memes oh well you did hey seth i have an idea for an awesome new show sounds exciting what's it about it's about a lovable idiot with a hot wife a loser son a daughter who hates him a comically sized sadist and a non-human best friend yep yep hey two of those shows are very successful the fourth the third one florida man dirts his hand with peanut butter and punches the neighbor allergic to nuts fatal toxins 100 increased poison damage clean your room it's my room it's my house then go clean it hispanic moms chocolatime i don't know if i pronounce that correctly i'm looking at you through the glass don't know how much time has passed hey you you're finally awake that is such a cute cat despite my crappy jokes look at him he looks like he's been through a wind tunnel look at his cute little face dobby is the worst thing to happen to harry potter so far watching chamber of secrets right now this was how i felt when you started showing up in mr beast's video i'm more deaf no i'm more deaf no i'm more deaf wait i'm a talking tree i can grant you wishes and you will die along distant relative you have grown up a lot me to my parents who the frick is this booty hole i have never seen them in my life and now they're trying to kiss my cheek nah dude magician guesses your card correctly people in the 1920s so let's learn how to tie your noose my friend hang the magician by the neck burn him at the stake doo doo gamer kid ha freaking die trash you suck at this game you freaking scrub me an adult trying my best after a hard day at work okay i'll go do that i just wanted a good time this is why i don't play video games anymore right here dude mom aka karen you're a girl you should like girly things me okay gets girlfriend mom listen here you little crab this is a good christian family i will put you back up inside me moving on having your temperature checked how it is all right just getting it real quick now you can go on your way how it feels your temperature mother trucker i'm gonna pop a bullet in ya and i might just do it depending on your temperature what are the mario bros views on side mario luigi says if there's no hope get the r there's always hope there's always hope luigi okay i was expecting to cringe at a bad uh self-harm joke but i actually like this meme a lot thank you i would never sleep with a muslim pork is a harem for us anyways so why yeah not gonna happen so uh i might have mispronounced that word i don't know holy crap you freaking killed her dude yeah jontron can you come back 2020 sucks dude z is just an sideways n please stop so listen here you little crap how i scroll through my reddit with you all nasty sitters and you're not safe for work pulse ah yes hundred percent protection the sound of the chips i'm eating the sound of the video i'm watching oh you think you're gonna do this i'm gonna be on top baby ha the cock's on top nose i just typed nose with my nose oh well now you try with a different part of your body one sec finger sometimes my genius it's almost frightening i expected him to type dick that would be gross will you press the button it grows five inches but you will lose the ability to speak mario says why would anyone do that to give up one of your senses to just look a little more attractive unbelievable luigi says chirp chirp chirp chip anyways if you made it this far it's time for another fun fact about cougar yeah i did live in new york city for a while that's where i picked up this overly sarcastic fake accent but i do know some people that actually talk like this anyways have a good day be good people and remember stay safe out there

Channel: EzPz

Views: 211,300

Rating: 4.9231501 out of 5

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Id: 9E-HOhaP2IQ

Length: 17min 52sec (1072 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 18 2020