r/Technicallythetruth · i suppose so

everyone check out my new 1 000 tv stand i get it how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy today we're going to be taking a look at r technically the truth jazvinder singh age 58 what's your excuse i'm only 27 right now teacher if tim enters a race with four other people what is the probability of him winning me fifty percent teacher how's it fifty percent me he either wins or he loses teacher doesn't hear you little you telling me julius caesar who has been dead for well over 70 years made this salad technically you weren't wrong with that number but i just hate it what won't make it to 2021 2020. frick off backwards means the same but with british accent oh hi james i hope you're doing well i just fired a pistol for the first time and i was hoping you could make me look like some sort of agent thank you sure are you alcoholic we can help call this number for liquor home delivery cutting tennis balls in half lets you store two more balls saving space oh it's him it's batman can you shoot a squirrel with a bb gun from two miles away that is a ridiculous question squirrels do not have bb guns however if one did i could certainly with training shoot it from two miles away i would choose an apache gunship with 30 millimeter hg rounds if i somehow missed a hellfire missile would make up for my error that would teach the squirrel that he should not hold a bb gun folks this next story is a big one it sure is something's off no they're both on found my daughter hiding from me in the bushes if you look closely you'll see jake illinois is not listed in the credits for captain america civil war this is because he was not in the movie old price 89 cents new price 89 cents zero percent cheaper why is there a coyote on a bus because they can't drive fair enough cross post nice this korean statue depicts a jesus so jack it looks like his last supper was pure protein crossfit if you could explain the sound of tin foil being unraveled through text what would it say tin foil crumbling noises er slash technically the truth danger due to danger what how did i freaking die because your health went to zero if your dog does a poo please put it in a litter bin england's oldest man says key to reaching 111 is avoiding dying thanks oh so you like math name every number uh negative infinity and infinity hey happy birthday i got you a present it's the definition of the word excessive thanks that means a lot what is something supernatural you've experienced that you can't explain i'd try to tell you but i wouldn't be able to explain it my iris is misshaped but no known eye problems after 25 years this is a pie chart of how much your iris isn't missing it's safer to fall from 10 miles high than from the 10th floor because on average you'll live longer i'm gonna stop you right there if you don't watch a series entirely you are not a true fan if you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan you are only a true fan if you are powered by electricity have multiple flat blades and spin around really fast i got so mad then laughed so hard felt my delete later i thought it was fine to park here fine for parking i see hold your finger alright he's doing it i left my job today i couldn't work for that man after what he said to me what did he say you're fired i think that french horn is out of tune it looks a little flat ah there's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator only a fraction of people will find this funny geology rocks but geography is where it's at no it's a horseshoe no why are you so afraid of the truth the hospital you were born in is the only place you left without entering he's given an up vote but he says he's hesitant only humans will understand this i see what screams i'm insecure http colon forward slash forward slash that's it jiu jitsu noun the gentle art of folding clothes while people are still in them two involuntary yoga if your kidnapper takes longer than 15 minutes to get gas then you are legally allowed to leave of course is there anything worse than a lego for stepping on in the middle of the night a land mine yeah all rxes four dollars or less unless they are more okay a lethal dose is also a lifetime supply change my mind what has four letters occasionally has 12 letters always has six letters but never has five letters no no he's got a point remember this location okay i'll remember that what did i ask you to remember i remember you told me this location when is your birthday march 1st walking around the room when is your birthday italian man lying unconscious on the floor while police stand there and do nothing to help a cab man if you think about it maybe and maybe not means the same thing what the frick have you done no sex before marriage say it after me me it how to kill myself without breaking my mom's heart to kill your mom first what is the most nsfw thing you've done stood on an office chair traditional japanese carpentry doesn't use nails or nunchucks nunchucks are chinese probably why they aren't used in japanese carpentry the paku's teeth are designed for cracking seeds and nuts recently paku have been attacking the genitals of fishermen i mean they're cracking nuts i would like to look at pictures of e-girls only fans i would like to look at pictures of e-girls only fans in i get it she what's wrong me every sian pacific ocean is pronounced differently a new scientific study claims that fertility is hereditary if your parents didn't have any children chances are you won't either yeah they're not wrong which side are you on people in change or police and government who the frick doesn't stand by people and change the one percent are you eating healthy yes today i made aged organic milk tossed over seasoned tomato puree spread on baked whole wheat wow let me see wtf plagiarism getting in trouble for something you didn't do pompeii last week literally nobody there unheard of i'd say it happened once before this is the first year i'm not going to fiji due to copen19 i usually don't go because i'm poor trump is not my president neither was obama actually i live in germany what's easier done than said being quiet what's your solution for racism don't be racist it's really not that hard this needs to be reposted i agree i love the way the earth rotates it really makes my day to be fair there hasn't been a school shooting in america for a couple weeks now turns out we didn't have to get rid of the guns to solve the problem just the schools how did he live 60 million years ago if the earth is only 20 20 years old well he lived in the sea not in the earth hey is this to stop taking things literally course yes please take a seat sure thing that's a nice ham you got there it would be a shame if someone put an s in front and a knee behind it you good yeah why what's up i thought i heard something loud drop that was my shirt your shirt fell and made that noise i was inside of it baby boy born without penis in extremely rare case the exact same thing happened to my sister a hot take on me music video she shouldn't date him he looks kind of sketchy what is dangerous to forget your parachute you don't need a parachute to skydive you just need a parachute to skydive twice every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough correct sir i'm telling you speed is relative 10 words i can spell write are 10 words i can spell write are octopus 7-2 3 out of 10 see me after class why are you booing me i'm right disney teaches you to hate your stepmom where brazers has a different approach entirely the weather forecasting stone you got the condition and the forecast stone is wet rain stone is dry not raining shadow on ground sunny white on top snowing can't see stone foggy swinging stone windy stone jumping up and down earthquake stone gun tornado two stones stop drinking customer i'd like to return this vacuum cleaner employee why customer it sucks employee choose a username already taken that username is already taken i'm tall when i'm young and i'm short when i'm old what am i osteoporosis victim if no one paid taxes the government couldn't afford to stop us how much does a good telescope cost 2.5 billion usd hubble space telescope cost girl i like a guy who loves using toys during sex me rolls hot wheels across her titties girl this trucker is living in 2099 he's watching a trailer effender singh is watching transformers those are transformers everyone check out my new 1000 tv stand i get it i mean everything is a ufo if you're bad at identifying things it's funny they call them unidentified flying objects i could identify them right away those are ufos when i met my boyfriend he was kind of transphobic so i never told him i was a trap instead i said i wanted to wait till marriage to have sex so he doesn't find out and he's devoted christian so he was happy with it he proposed to me last week and i said yes i don't know if this was a good idea anymore to be honest the unboxing video is going to be nuts i'm all for lowercase letters i respect that but keep in mind capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse holy music stops the upvote button is red no it's orange amateurs what was that punk amateurs the upvote button is gray us they had us in the first half not gonna lie if username is the answer what is the question what's your username nice america seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona by keeping the first one going no no he's got a point wants to be dominated we'll dominate you we'll ask you to be gentle will smith win i see this is an absolute win apple warns looters with stolen iphones you are being tracked i see that apple's problem is that they rely too heavily on windows for security next create your community name r unemployed people that name isn't going to work this man in the gym just proposed and she said no well that didn't work out and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash technically the truth thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to hit that subscribe button and the bell so you get notified every weeks of easy uploads and until the next one i'll see you around

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Length: 9min 16sec (556 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 30 2020