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the children at my son's elementary school have started referring to me as Karen and mocking my hairstyle is there anything I could do in the way of legal action to prevent this I am deeply offended well posting a question about suing eight-year-olds is probably the wrong way to beat the stereotype how's it goin everyone welcome back to easy peasy my name is Zach and today we're taking a look at our slash facepalm how old is she eight months that's weird when the photo is over two years old and posted all over the internet almost like you just grabbed a random baby photo and posted it here I could not say what this new animal crossing game is like as I bought for my Nintendo 3ds XL only to find it's only made for the Nintendo switch when will it be released for a Nintendo 3ds XL or is it only going to be for switch yes Nintendo what are you releasing this game for this discontinued console Iran says 19 sailors killed 15 wounded and friendly fire missile accident well accidents do happen aluminum only someone doesn't know what aluminum is add even more to your story with ancestry DNA only $99 who used to be $99 yes Android that's an android was funny until the animal abuse well scientifically the entire video is animal abuse humans aren't animal smart guy yes smart guy the most simplest but most appealing setup I have it's literally just a background in a clock astute observation did scoop in the gang he'll be figure that one out or did you do it on your own yes that's the whole point what do you think of apples and pound 700 Mac Pro Wheels I don't speak English Oh what language Australian Oh oh wait I was about to make a Cosmo and Wanda joke but I see that they got these mixed up somehow babies should not be named by their parents instead they should name themselves hour /ban video games we must ban video games because they are a plague upon humanity gamers are holding society back and must be stopped 51 thousand members that's that's impressive I guess when we both fall asleep so the bedbugs taking the photos everyone's storm big cat rescue Carol can't kill all of us Oh blue lemon I'm afraid that lemon is not blue the elevator doors opened up and a guy walked in the elevator it was just me and him in there and he said I love you and I'm not rude so I said I love you too he gave me a weird looking pointed this Bluetooth the scientific term for breathing is ventilation yup hi five stars game very bruh this is a repost check our slash minecraft bills but it's posted there by the same person ah I see I apologize they spray the crops with butter duh this guy's landlord reported him to the police for growing cannabis in his apartment government struggles with decision whether to [ __ ] entire generation with debt or tax three billionaires a bit more hmm 14 best Chevy Camaro images and it's a Camaro alright is Chicago a state Chicago City and Illinois UK surgeon finds 27 missing contact lenses in woman's eye bit was seeing in ultra 4k HD have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death yes or no well at least they'll know that you're lying if you choose yes do I love me some tea one out of five stars such a scam dinosaurs are fakin ever existed yes screw science dude all the diseases are created with computer all carries all dental diseases all skin diseases and all better I give up our /ban video games again her I can't believe that the devil got to her you have my blessings doom guy kills demons if you use facial recognition for anything the government has your face Lowell wait until you find out about driver's licenses Manwaring i have drugs t-shirt arrested accused of having drugs what method were discovered on this person well at least it wasn't lying yes the two directions III and here the kids these days have a lot easier than we did growing up that's the goal though right yeah that's a good point actually can this teenager use a rotary phone oh look at these stupid kids they can't use a rotary phone they can't even use a phone book wow it's almost like as technology advances older things slowly become useless and obsolete kind of like Ellen yeah I don't see I'm doing another Dory movie anytime soon so uh when we're eyes invented vaccines can cause autism false information check by independent fact checkers all right I do kind of like this this feature where Facebook's like alright no this is stupid Florida is in Hawaii though American schools are failing true what if I told you that the creator of Phenom also worked on this I would believe you actually minecraft um I don't know about the the llamas oh dude I'll never forget Freddie Mercury lead singer of ac/dc choose shipping options free delivery may 19th to the 20th or Express shipping $13 and 94 cents may 19th through the 20th hmm obviously Express is the way to go oh I am Not sure that's a very good spot to build a freeway fellas Tom and Jerry Tom freakin dies try YouTube kids I don't want my man to wear glasses I feel like that's a little gay fellas is it gay to see one of the last survivors of the Pearl Harbor attack on the USS Arizona has died Germans again yep the Germans were ruthless when they attacked Pearl Harbor top 10 Google search queries around the world as of 2020 goggle protesters calling for Jim's to reopen do squats and push-ups outside Clearwater courthouse yeah well show them that we can't work out at home and we have to work out at the gym by working out outside the court house I don't think we thought this through she's really cool I'm half vampire because I'm not joking if I'm out in the Sun for like two to three minutes I begin to start sweating because light is the vampire's weakness but if I'm walking out at night I don't sweat so bad all right then and we are at historical lows temperature is the static look how many we've added to the planet's population look at all the buildings of glass and stone and metal and all the highways and parking lots they absorb heat and people create it look at the picture it shows the evolution of which animal this picture shows how the hind legs of horses have evolved Houston woman who was driving SUV towards her children an apparent game of chicken struck and killed her three-year-old son authorities say oh I see I don't think you do dude one minute two ingredient instant donuts donuts these take two minutes to make you lied how noticeable is the IR flash to humans at night I'm invisible and someone asks the same question you don't see a flash hits IR we don't see IR the best gift the mom ever gave was times honey's Jesus Christ all right the reality of knife defense you will get cut yeah no no crap Sherlock uh hi hi you Japanese I'm Korean that Moshi Moshi oh okay in Ladakh maximum temperature is negative four degrees centigrade and minimum temperature is negative one degrees centigrade what excuse me people have read it who don't like lasagna why I've never had it before how about now why is this laddies the different color is it sick or something live logged love really makes you think up fraid to legacy edition and play modern warfare remastered all but they have full legacy Pro Edition wait that's not the same thing to hear you must listen with your ears and not your eyes thank you I had no idea actually hi fellow dog oh my brother dog good doggie boy you are not one with the Shiba tribe join our bee smited in the name of the mighty lord doge easily the funniest state of as I've ever seen one first of all it's a pie chart 2 the total is greater than 100% 3 the relevant categories are today last year and the year 1997 for the margin of error mo e is listed as the source nice a guy says he was questioned on a plane for doing math during a flight a woman sitting next to the Ivy League economists told flight crews she had security concerns about the man after seeing him write in a foreign script turned out to be a differential equation oh man look I get it he didn't have masks you've wanted to you wanted to wear something but I don't know about those Megalodon the shark that lived about 60 million years ago how did he live 60 million years ago of the earth is only 20 20 years old well he lived it in sea not on the earth yeah everyone knows the sea is a totally different realm than Earth how do you break a spawner in Minecraft and keep it in Minecraft if I have unbreaking 3 fortune 3 efficiency for and mending on my pickaxe is a silk touch pickaxe still necessary is minecraft racist can cats lick mint or lifesaver mints my cat tried to eat a gum wrapper the last Christmas she tried to look at candy cane and when I got lifesaver man she attacked it so I gave her one especially shouldn't she's PMSing I tried to ease her she also tries to lick receipts but I keep them away from her because I know receipts are toxic for one lifesaver men can't be that bad for right my brother's neighbor got a birthday sign in their yard and I'm dead happy birthday 18 orgy know why I stopped watching Nigerian movies a man had a heart attack in the hospital and the doctors shouted somebody call an ambulance 1 out of 5 stars I mean I've not played Mugen but it's awesome Oh awesome my mom just called me downstairs and asked me why are my files not downloading then I find this some college professors during quarantine yesterday my professor gave an entire lecture on mute and didn't look at the 200-plus comments telling him his audio is off nice I see niebo instead of open new chair no homo but it is very comfortable fellas is it gay to sit comfortably I am a free man I am NOT man a number excuse me it's the everyday heroes that really make the difference I worked at McDonald's for two and a half years and I put 11 nuggets in almost every 10 piece I made this guy he's uh he's got a guaranteed spot in heaven it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and on TV but where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely I'd continue this but it's already as far as I've memorized the lyrics it's called Google you ruined the joke I don't want to alarm anyone but I think this church just challenged Jesus to a fight Jesus six o'clock parking lot be there this is what happens when you put a penny in a microwave for two minutes yo you just made me start a fire in the house you didn't believe it did you highs tomorrow oh good golly it's gonna be a thousand and fifty three degrees in Phoenix that doesn't really surprise me though you know mother of two reveals how you can fit a soap dispenser in the pointless circle in the sink and cleaning enthusiasts call it a life-changing hack recent posts Politics test four years ago oh why is Spanish spoken in Brazil so different and unintelligible PlayStation four bundle excuse me that is a PSP quarantine thoughts day five how do we know whether we all actually hear what if we all are deaf and lip-read and our brains just fill in the voices but people who are classes as deaf would just struggle with filling in the voices you know I've thought the same thing is Hebrew a fake language not sure what you mean by a fake but Hebrews spoken by nine million people it dates back to the 10th century BCE it's one of Israel's official languages a kid born in 2010 is now 20 just let that sink in he doing that our Kelly math why did I thought this was a white girl singing probably because you're racist with threads like these I can't lose okay but why is there a white guy playing in Egyptian please tell me you're joking that's Rami Malek he is Egyptian oh my god this is a promoted reddit ad and it has so many awards I think I've got you this time checkmate which is more edgy reddit or tic toc why ah yes Texas rib sauce vegan friendly yes for my ribs 16 billion items delivered safely and securely every single year this looks pretty safe when will you K schools reopen and how will they keep children safe um I would hope that they open when things are safe and there's no more you know virus stop here for a selfie there's not much to take a picture of for the background I really do love Shakespeare's habit of starting plays with conversations between two side characters but have little to no bearing on the plot as a whole he's just like you see these two we're gonna give you exposition to make it joke and then freak off for the rest of the show our siblings closer genetically than parents four out of five stars for these sound panels silence is golden neighbors have been complained of the noise once since I installed these four stars only because the package does not include an adhesive to install the panel's I will say yes that is a problem with sound panels you have to find something to attach to the panel and then attach to the wall it's stupid come on can find boys armchair dark brown leather at $86 all right well that's a small chair one out of five stars terrible and a waste of money the song doesn't even go with the music the engine cowling of a Southwest Airlines plane from Dallas has been damaged after a person was struck and killed on the runway at Austin Bergstrom International Airport Thursday night I went to England and they spoke American why is this also they copied our city names like Boston New York Birmingham and the state of New Hampshire why do they copy us also why do they say David Beckham Emma's English when he's American where's this knife made hmm I wonder where the Swiss Army knife is made please stay away from table nice the nether portal defense in bed wars target 3d gaming copy new in a new vid we literally recorded it together I've had so many of these comments on my own videos taskbar on both monitors help spoiler oh come on dude not only are you not wearing your mask at all but you are tasting the food on the shelves great job it's all about six 9s billboard we live in a world where some people praise someone who went to prison what in the actual Frick in 1963 Martin Luther King was arrested and sent to jail because he and others were protesting the treatment of blacks in Birmingham yeah no surprise an important company like Tesla is violating American law this is why I buy American cars like my Taurus that is 100% made in the USA you do know Tesla's an American company HQ in Fremont California right Nicholas Tesla is Italian he didn't make the company Jesus Christ Nick Nikolai Tesla was around and like 270 hundreds Jesus Christ is American no eight times nintendo ripped off xbox everyone rips off everyone come on TLDR tried the number one longest-lasting double-a battery in the world how do you do fellow kids you think you know us from the back of your dad's remote but you're wrong the inner dries are ultimate lithium is more powerful than anything your dad can imagine now back to your regularly scheduled reading I feel like I deserve to be paid for just reading that I'll be waiting energizer today's fact tomato ketchup was used as medicine in 1800s wow what a fact did you forgot to change a council Mao girl at restaurant are you Tony Hawk me yes her why I had no idea unbelievable young driver allegedly caught speeding 308 kilometres an hour on the QEW they says they said they caught a young driver allegedly speeding the 308 an hour on the QEW Saturday night this is the fastest speed that I've ever heard of okay bruh they put a tow zone /a no parking thing on their property so they're digging it out nice this chair is unavailable looks pretty available to me UNICEF helps 7.5 million children a year yet takes a modest 560 million dollars a year that's sixty seven point two million dollars a child woman claims that her dog turned vegetarian and didn't crave me anymore dog proves her stupidity nice a man tried to pose for a picture with a fish died after the fish slipped into his mouth the choke the incident occurred on Monday evening at a lake in the mela room gunam village according to reports the man was posing for a selfie by inserting a worming a fishing hook attached to a fish which he had placed in the opening of his mouth the fish suddenly moved and slipped further into his mouth rip today one of my fourth-grade students renamed himself reconnecting on our zoom call pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson we were on the verge of greatness we were this close and well ladies and gentlemen that brings us to the end of our slash facepalm thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells to get notified every time easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Length: 16min 13sec (973 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 19 2020