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Aaron Space Museum ha ha very funny how's it gonna want to welcome back to easy-peasy my name is Zach and today were to take a look at our slash technically the truth chief I have urgent news what is it you only have two teeth hmm it's true though we do got two big teeth now instead of saying two k-19 we can say 2 K 2 K this is awesome we're living in 2020 while she's living in 2000 mm hey are you sleeping yes now shut up the water you've been drinking is 4 billion years old oh my god unlockable has a double meaning both that it can be locked and that it can be unlocked 6 without s is 9 oh my god there's a lot of Revelations happening right now imagine having 7 siblings it's awesome having 7 siblings how who's the oldest my older sister wise man tell me the secrets of the universe 50% of Canada is the letter a number of Eiffel Towers in South America by country GRA 0 1 blue he's 104 years old what's your Excuse he had more time to Train we need air support you can do it you know anger is all the rage these days shut up it's freaking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping good point always open unless we are closed thank you just caught my husband in bed with another chick a pregnant woman has eight limbs and is therefore interacted i man I hate you so much I hope you collapse arch enemy's arch enemies arch enemies quarantine has given me a newfound respect for old sailors who were stuck on ships for so long they invented half women half fish to be horny about I want kids but I don't want to be pregnant or give birth but I don't want to adopt either because I want them to be mine do you see my problem basically you want to be a father as of now 20/20 has been the best year of this decade never in my life have I been offended by something I 100% agree with what's the best drug to have sex on birth control how many birthdays are there 7 billion or 365 well really there are only 7 possible birthdays Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday everything else is a birthday blow my mind hmm by saying that something is indescribable you're describing it wait a minute a big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie a big part of the story is lost when cut a freaking circle out of it boomerangs are just single-player frisbees oh man well I'm just sad don't break anybody's heart they only have one break their bones they have 206 I mean that would probably be better any serious movies related to cooking no MasterChef no ratatouille Breaking Bad life pro tip after sweeping a broken glass wipe the area with a wet paper towel to pick up all the shards that are too small to sweep or even see way easier than finding them with your bare feet I think it's much easier with bare feet actually it comes with sensors for shards has it ever dawned on you that the only thing keeping you alive when drinking is a painted line and an unspoken agreement not to play bumper cars what gives you butterflies every single time no matter how many times you experience it buying caterpillars you don't say uranium has about 18 billion calories per gram so eating a gram of uranium is technically enough food to last you for the rest of your life that statement is technically correct in more than one way I want a brain transplant change my mind childhood is when you're a child adulthood is when you are an adult Thank You Batman and Joker Star Wars toys are getting too realistic nowadays warning choking hazard you could tell your parents that doom is a Christian game because you're killing the demons fair enough actually when you write a program that deletes the word it the code forbids it what does your coffee mug say nothing I mean yeah coffee mugs don't talk 2020 is so deadly that even the best move of the years coffin dance Canada's Minister of Defence Harjit Sajjan in line for groceries like an average dude the one guy in a t-shirt is it hot or cold over there probably one of those angry husband fills wife's car with concrete after she changed her surname I hope she takes him to court she has concrete evidence me Congrats when's the baby due pregnant librarian oh it's mine I get to keep it this area is under constant video surveillance that tiny little area yeah once I saw a dead pig in my BLT sandwich wait what that's ridiculous it's blood dude twins have the same size dingdong as a twin I can say my ding dong is definitely bigger than my sister's how's everyone holding up gently as not to disturb it why did no one tell me that flea of Red Hot Chili Peppers Fame was Donnie in the Wild Thornberrys you didn't ask Drake disagreeing Drake agreeing correct the only dream that comes true it's beautiful this stuff drives me up the freakin wall it's it's yeah I mean yes drowning people is one of the most cruel ways to end of life I can't imagine in their last few seconds must have felt probably felt like drowning a woman trying to commit suicide from the Eiffel Tower landed on a car and later married the owner of the car so she fell in love with great power comes great electricity bill thank you pakka Lou are you expert in English yes then answer my one question okay a mother beats up her daughter because she was drunk tell me who was drunk she he is speaking the language of the gods did you know rub a bit of olive oil and s balm salt on the painful spots in your body and it will immediately feel greasy er and saltier what is the word for eternity eternity you're not wrong campaign final sin combat tips to defeat a tyrant she would add it until it dies earning more money is one of the best ways to improve your financial situation my goodness what an idea why didn't I think of that yeah there are any cold-blooded mammals there are if they're frozen people are freaking a-holes man it's called anal and it's been going on for a long time poor people rich people people who build giant triangles in a desert five ways to appear taller one mannequin on top of your head - giraffe shoes three torso extensions for hover ominously five go back to third grade am big boy when your team tells you go plant run Godzilla's attacking the city relax he's only killed four thousand people the flu kills over twenty five thousand a year you may be at risk for throat cancer if you have a throat or mouth oh god I'm gonna give you I'm gonna get those removed right now wasting my money on takeout because I'm lazy I think you mean stimulating the local economy and a hometown hero homicide victims rarely talk to police hmm I want to see something cool sure nice you mean ice WTF did she do Harvard an illegal alien making a plant illegal is like saying God was wrong making a plant illegal is one of the first things God ever did we used imaginary numbers because we want you to be prepared for a real-life math professor yeah Java exclaims in Java thank you subtitles give me six characters a big fan art of Sue Storm Fantastic Four Invisible Man Harry Potter and visible cloak Randall monsters ank violet The Incredibles the predator IT support correct that IT is supporting that bridge you have to fight an exact copy of yourself to the death how do you outsmart yourself kill myself I went either way right on lawnmower as new $700 you know what sure I would literally die if a boy sent this to me no can I call you back I'm just watching a live stream haha I'm sorry we lost him they're still looking for him as we speak your dad's been under a lot of pressure lately I am a genie I offer you three wishes make it for granted you have three left can you guys please recommend books that made you cry data structures and algorithms in Java second addition what strategies did you use to solve the problems explain math what state do you live in constant spare me too kid meatball me Oh Oh me at ball fact men are less likely to give birth to children than women wait really -4 degrees looks like a dude taking a dump me with my mother Fricker that's an interesting thing to call your dad show me the formula for sodium hydrate nah all right then keep your secrets where were you born I was born in the fall which part what do you mean by which part the whole body was born in Nepal national anthems our country music yeah I guess I haven't met a single person who doesn't like this movie I don't like this movie I've never met you an inmate claimed his life sentence ended when he died and was revived nice try Court rules a normal conversation the app can produce the three states of matter not to sound racist but I like cheese but that's not racist yeah that's what I said is this an old picture every picture is an old picture oh my god closing reddit because I'm bored opening reddit because I'm bored me what's your idea of a perfect date day month year other formats can be confusing how to start an argument what are these four things called photographs Pinocchio's nose is technically an infinite source of wood and could destroy the economy if you say please or plus because it is shorter than please then I will say no because it is shorter than yes whoa who do we fight and we're not wearing a primary color Professor X what's your superpower me hindsight professor X that's not going to help us me yes I see that now I love your Doberman thanks he's purebred quack whack whack whack whack oh for non-native english-speakers out there Reba's pronounced like bleed and red is pronounced like lead no need to thank me ever realize how freakin surreal reading a book actually is you stare at marked slices of tree for hours on end hallucinating vividly what is an immediate red flag to tell if someone has faked they're wearing brand-new clothes in the middle of a department store are standing on a platform and don't have the goddamn courtesy I tell you to where the bathroom is they don't even move religion is perfect people are not people created religion doctor we had to remove your colon me why I get it once you see it you know you're in Massachusetts I don't think Massachusetts memes knows what memes are they right though if you attempt to rob a bank you will have no trouble with food rent or bills for the next 10 years regardless of your success what is the hottest non-pornographic clip out there I watched a documentary on the Sahara hey 7 News I have a scoop hi Michael would you mind telling us the details ice cream scoop a shipping ship shipping ship shipping shipping ships oh my god how did I do that in one drive if the words you spoke appeared on your skin would you still be beautiful the average person who speaks 15,000 942 words a year scientists just erased certain memories from a snail's brain and they think it'll work for humans too scientists do you remember anything snail scientists my god what have we done what's your favorite kind of soup um chicken a vegetable a fine choice why thank you what an odd first question though uh-huh you can tell a lot about somebody by their favorite soup what can you tell about me you like chicken a vegetable soup that may be big but the Soviet Union is bigger can you guys stop reporting our tweets for spam it's spam what's upstairs unfortunately the stairs don't talk stalking when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of the knows about it life they sexually transmitted terminal disease the inventor of the super soaker in early 1980s he's a redditor yes I am you have single-handedly filled many summer days with hours of entertainment I had to use both hands surgeries just stabbing someone to life yeah if you don't like tea then a cup of tea is not your cup of tea how long was Mark Watney on Mars 2 hours and 31 minutes the Martian running time beginning my transition from man to machine now replace it with USB and call your thumb drive say nothing if you still have feelings for me nothing you failed technically I'm right nope I'll ask the internet don't make me the Internet is no he's right I'll ask red valve patents new steam controller with swappable components while technically speaking a valve is already a steam controller remember taking the vegetables off your double bacon cheeseburger decreases the amount of calories consumed wanted a man has been stealing wheels of police cars police are working tirelessly to catch him if you water water it grows I mean okay yeah sure my work motto if we can't we won't yep can relate know what's remarkable white boards yeah I guess correctly too bad the answer is white boards not correctly riding tip oh thanks how old is 2020 three months how long do years live one year I mean look 2020 kind of sucks so far and well that brings us to the end of our slash technically the truth thank you all so much for watching if you enjoyed what you saw be sure to that subscribe button and the bells you get out of it are dumb easy peasy uploads and until the next one I'll see you around

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Length: 12min 0sec (720 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 29 2020