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American Girl released his first doll with hearing loss wait the other ones can hear us everyone yeah I'm with everyone here hey what's up folks welcome back to easy peasy my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be perusing through our slash me IRL before this train gets off the rails let's jump right into it does your lipgloss taste like it smells you want to find out sure oh my man my man yeah I don't worry about this guy he just points at people who don't need four panels to get the meme haha you got me I was in my friends tik-tok and some girl commented OMG the first three boys are so cute can you guess who the fourth boy is oh man I felt that I'm sorry friend they call me seven knives because that's how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep putting them in the freaking sink without thinking about it's hey gang I'm ordering 14 dollars worth of soda nothing else from my local Domino's I'm thirsty they put your order in the oven at 2:47 p.m. he better not freaking have math questions be like I've bought 692 pairs but at what cost I don't know how much were they Wario how much were they whatever the problem appears to be apply direct pressure everybody agrees on this also remember the ABC rule of first aid a bone coming out through the skin is very bad dang I kind of don't want to be held responsible for my academic obligations anymore me accepting cookies on every website without knowing what the heck they mean look I think we'll all accept cookies of any kind anywhere I mean their cookies they can't be bad right I mean look at what I've accomplished do you think a depressed person could make this I think only a depressed person could make that me a 16 year old watching all the adults on reddit talk about how much being an adult sucks well Frick alphabet soup for children alphabet soup for doctors oh I get it but my friend here doesn't so if you can explain it to him that would be super awesome eight year old me turning on the car light my dad you are accused of anti Soviet behavior the Court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot seriously why did all of our parents tell us that turning on that light while driving was illegal what was the reason behind that parents dated Applebee's waiter what'll it be her I'll have the Apple me gritted teeth I guess I'll have the bees then as an Australian this is all I know about American geography you went around Texas that's fine we all do me I love my new indestructible walls I just wish I had some kool-aid audible thud outside the house what was that oh no world's biggest bunny is on the verge of losing his Guinness World Record to his children I can't even imagine how large those bastards really are me platypuses are animals that produced both eggs and milk which makes them portable sources of omelettes normal conversation that is normal conversation okay but why do I look like the freaking ride it's because your smile is as big and beautiful as the caterpillars is of course for those whose wedding is canceled during this lockdown God is giving you a second chance to think about it look there's nothing wrong with taking some time to make sure that you're sure the coffee machine at work is personally attacking me cashless failure Wow CDC recommends wearing anime shirts to socially distance others away from you you're a genius you [ __ ] I don't need an anime shirt to make people want to avoid my creepy looking self okay the only character in media I have ever related to a chef gusto from ratatouille who got one negative review one time and it made him so sad that he died and the brokenhearted chef died shortly afterwards god I completely forgot about that oh wow that's actually pretty crafty oh dang he is packing them do you take constructive criticism me already crying sure just when you think that song couldn't get any more annoying Donald has to be the one to sing it makes comment on post minus 17 points deleted this is why I don't comment on things anymore I look stupid excuse me could you tell me please how deep the water is I don't know how to swim sure it's up to my neck Thanks oh my god my mom nine-year-old me laughing at a dirty joke I shouldn't understand oh my god he's so scary rare footage of Queen Elizabeth discovering fire what the kay that woman will never die when you and your bud get matching shirts day 18 of lockdown filled the dog with helium what the heck why would you do that when you throw a basketball from a tall building miss the hoop and kill a passerby instead dude perfect me checks if door is locked and leaves my brain five seconds later did you lock the door good question hi I'm Ian from door - I'm also named Ian and I work for door - to keeping up with the door - Ian's probably still better than that Kardashian show wait I don't get it please explain why am I getting up boats and not an explanation no--don't upvote stop Drake what where's the body of Christ oh boy here we go is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room I've gotten in trouble for jerking it in once Oh but is it illegal I jerked off in a dressing room so do I sound like a lawyer yeah and a pretty good one let's be real oh dear I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it you do you just have to believe when you finish duolingo and finally work up the courage to talk to native speakers for your baby to eat she thinks she want to eat her baby does he not the end of the world 2021 the dyslexic Maya who wrote 2012 ah government no one should panic coronavirus is not that serious government shortly after I'm sorry earth is closed today wait just today no it's gonna be closed for a while I'm glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new hundred dollar bill there's something about his slight tight frown the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed sealed lips that seemed to say I don't approve of what you're doing but I can't stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall you goddamn beautiful disaster I freakin looked up eggs with legs and I'm cuckoo why are they in a cage otherwise they'll escape whoo-hoo I hate that website optometrist so is the first one or the second one better me first second uh-uh when you're about to go to sleep but your body does that fake fall thing every night every night one fine more you get up out of your bed and see this black hole outside your window what'll be your first reaction finally this kid was already in 2016 back in 2005 how do we know he's not from the year 3000 just coming back to freak us out I just remembered that when I got my first dog I was 7 and he was 1 7 in dog years and I cried when he turned 2 because I didn't think a 14-year old dog would want to hang out with me bro he totally didn't me and my five brain cells preparing to stay here when the teacher calls attendance you got to warm your brain up get it in the pipeline me listening to the same album since age 14 God dang that's good shoot that is fresh how to make friends in your 30s in two steps step 1 draw your pentagram and step 2 dunk on that loser my boyfriend spent an hour looking for this frog outside in a puddle and when he finally caught him I took a pic of both of them and he literally said what the heck my fun neural my cremated body cheerful laughter whoever catches the most of my ashes gets the will oh and look a Hasbro EleFun glub glub we broke up a year ago please go get help I don't think you heard him Ashley he said glub glub my favorite part of the Godfather is when his mustache turns into a tree its shots like that that make it one of the highest rated films of all time my roommate waking up at 5:30 me going to bed at 5:30 you know it's like Zach and I good lord when your family is broke AF and needs you to work when your grandson finds a golden ticket to a Chocolate Factory Grandpa Joe was a terrible terrible man when you're eating at a new restaurant and Gordon Ramsay and a film crew walk in oh boy might want to stop eating in that case random dude anyone got a mic me who has a mic but is too self-conscious to actually speak oh look it's me in every game wasn't this LeafGreen before I want a big titty goth gf what I want a goth girl to smother me with her thighs what for grandma oh all the tears are coming oh there they are a brilliant green meteor lights up India's sky islands that's no meteor when the group chat lit and you got to get your joke in before the subject changes Oh my god oh my god that one hits home my housemates are convinced our house is haunted I've lived here for 274 years and I've not noticed anything strange I don't know why they don't believe you then it sounds like you know what you're talking about friends that check up on you are you okay no all right just checking honestly that's how it goes almost every time me watching Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and this scene comes up oh oh there it is homeless people hotels man screw hotels dude I need a woman like you in my life oh thanks hope you find her Law when your group does a horrible presentation but at least it's over oh man every single presentation in school was just this when you walk so fast the automatic doors don't open and you slam into them I am speed Kurt you unfortunately the clock is ticking the hours are going by the past increases the future recedes possibilities decreasing regrets mounting do you understand dolphins have returned to Italy meanwhile and sewing kits oh the prophecy has been foretold when you an introvert is trying to keep up a conversation but the other person is hardly ever talking back and you're running out of topics you know what you do you just leave you just walk away cuz that person's clearly being an a-hole issues I talked about IRL the stuff I tell strangers online keep it all beneath the surface keep it bottled up what if we kissed on the couch what if we didn't when you're trying to place the Lego sticker in the exact spot you can't mess it up you've got to get it just right due to less pollution the mountain from the Paramount logo can be seen the earth is healing everyone Ramsey's I'm sorry I diagnosed you with let ma what's let ma let my people go pokemons fact when three Magnemite linked together to become Magneton their brains also combine but they don't get any smarter me hanging out with my other dumbass friends [Laughter] oh I hate it so when you're microwaving at 3:00 a.m. and forget to stop it at one second now all of China knows you're here do you see the minnow fin yes I see them in a fin when you're talking to your mom on the phone okay okay okay okay my music tastes also mymusictaste my other music tastes my other other music taste the relatability of some of these is just too dang high Namibia Zimbabwe screw up when your body naturally wakes you up at 8 a.m. on a weekend why yeah I don't I don't get how that's a bad thing like literally at all I wish my body could get me up naturally at 8 a.m. all the time when I was born I was given a choice have a big peepee or have good memory which one did you choose I can't remember oh wait it's all Ohio always has been mother of God when they opened PowerPoint and you see slide one out of 243 more like when you see anything in general or is that just me we should be using paper straws instead of plastic we should be using metal straws instead of plastic me and intellectual drink people often ask me Patrick I don't like you his paws look like this so hers can look like this I need to get that guy over here I need me an oil change when new versions of Xbox and Playstation are announced but there are no signs of PC to another year gone by but no PC to and God forbid a PC 3 when you're on a school trip and see another school piece was never an option that's right take him out once I pirate a functional copy of Adobe Photoshop it's over for you peasants let me die I don't know I think it looks pretty good me sits and chair the phone in my pocket no please sorry but I do not speak Polish oh I do I'm part maid what did you do during the coronavirus dad fired up the ps4 and got highest Frick freaking legend dude what it feels like when you try to punch in your dream oh my god that and it feels like you're trying to run through jello that fee when you go out for a quiet meal and some frikar at the next table starts painting you awkward the youngest hero seven-year-old Rita Lawler she's credited for saving her mom's life when she couldn't wake her mom up she took action I called 911 I slapped her with a piece of pizza I mean that would have worked on me at least she tried the Soviet Chinese propaganda posters seemed to be the story of a beautiful interracial gay couple who met in a metallurgical and got married and had beautiful children and a farm that's probably what happened honestly school makes me depressed suicidal anxious cry feel stupid the education system I am aware of the effect that videogames have on children we all know that scuba is an acronym self-contained underwater breathing apparatus but did you know tuba is also an acronym terrible underwater breathing apparatus the more you know guys me stares it selfie until it turns ugly also me I'm freakin knew it in the morning it's just a chair in the afternoon yep just a chair at night i see a little silhouetto of a man 8 year old me letting water run down my arm in the shower I am the son of Poseidon you didn't have to remind me about that movie and that's all we've got for you today folks hey always remember if you enjoyed this video smash that like button and if you really enjoyed this video consider subscribing and clicking the Bell icon and until next time we'll be seeing ya [Music]

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Id: K4Rl90Xs_pY

Length: 14min 53sec (893 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 27 2020