r/CrackheadCraigslist · Disney Theme Lunch!

Winona Ryder's hot dog burp $50 take it or leave it sorry wrong person lul no no no I'm the right person let's talk hey how's it going everybody welcome back to easy peasy my name is Robin and today I'm gonna be taking another peruse through crackhead Craigslist so without further ado let's dive headfirst into the dumpster okay come on this guy's not a crackhead for selling toilet paper for $200 this guy's an a-hole oh wait oh wait three ply Wow look man I just need some cash dude 100% free hand sanitizer for those who need it fifty dollar delivery fee per bottle okay sure thing sweetie Apple watch for poor people it's for poor people yet they're selling it for more than what an actual Apple watch sells for hefty zoo pals plates Arthur and Friends sealed since 2008 $500 come on genuine bag of water $9 no low-balling I know what I got beat me up to impress your girl does the woman in your life think you're a little proof or wrong by punching me in the face I'll come by wherever you are and hit on her that's when you give me the old Marty McFly and lay me out right in front of her gotta get half up front other half do after because we're gonna cause an inevitable scene nice business not exactly sure of the era or the date there's a vintage Betty Boop tide no doll great condition excellent addition to any collection fairly sure even the avid collector does not have one of these in their collection I feel like they're keeping it that way on purpose she looks like the Michelin Man new animal crossing new horizons edition Nintendo switch box only $29.99 least there's free shipping broken I watched series four shattered the front and back I would assume you could fix it but not in my wheelhouse used fair was the lowest condition it would let me pick get the applicator to protect it they said nah dope yeah that that's right I'll pay $25 for a completely destroyed watch also it's not called an eye watch oh oh we got a basket of bulls great items coming this one in a million kind of basket have you ever wanted to make a collage while wearing a little masks and baking muffins that you can serve on a gorgeous basketball tray now's your chance perfect quarantine gift heck there's even rope if you and your significant other feel the urge God at least he's enthusiastic about it is this guy just selling his shopping bag really customs second-gen camper shell $2,400 oh good he use the tailgate as the door cat tree $80 well I mean at least it looks like you tried on it kinda fresh cats milk that does not look fresh and no thank you Cheetos shaped like a dog begging $60 and that's a holy crap that's a lot extra for postage $15 to ship a cheeto uh-uh-uh-uh-uh chicken coop $100 for sale is my one-of-a-kind chicken tank it's a no 5 Ford Escape that's been gutted and insulated and had a chicken guard automatic chicken door installed the chicken door is 1/8 inch thick sheet metal the windows are covered with chicken wire so you can leave them open all summer long and not fear for the safety of your chickens you know I'm just gonna I'm gonna stop you right there no it's a no from me edible chocolate anus bumhole tacky gift gay birthday present rude adult sweets 9 dollars and 35 cents 219 sold the clip is 1 million dollars and they're still trying to charge me shipping looking for female interested in cash looking for a girl that would want to hang out tonight and party for a bit I would compensate by trading brand-new power tools or electronics that I have acquired but don't need in exchange for her company hit me up ASAP yes I'm sure she has great need for your power tools 25 pound and 40 pound concrete dumbbell weights $50 I mean that's not the worst thing I've ever seen they look like they're well-made just don't you know drop them Hummer h2 2006 pickup truck conversion $3,700 oh my god you are insane cooler BBQ combo you know it's crafty it's a fun solution but $800 county oranges oh-ho baby why handmade crocheted facemask excellent quality I think I think you missed the point Crown Royal costume adjustable face cover well made I mean again kind of nifty but no 65 inch Samsung curved Smart TV 300 bucks it only has a slight bit of serious frontal damage from when I kicked it while playing Mario Kart hey guys I'm starting to make custom chairs for my friends and I thought I would expand my sales let me know if you have any custom requests or special restrictions whoa oh boy Wow unique custom coffee table cool industrial look one-of-a-kind coffee table I could imagine having to get down on my freaking knees to set my copy on that microwave PC for sale custom made microwave PC shelter-in-place guys you got to keep yourself busy hey for 160 bucks I'd buy that because it's hilarious and I want it just so I can say that I have it if anyone misses Disney I'll sell them a $20 Disney Princess themed lunch order now while supplies last you're trying d'Or balls $38 no thanks Doughboy chain and Virgin Mary chain please people only serious buyers I will not be answering other questions about the chain yeah that's that's fine because I'm not gonna be asking any Mexican Dracula man my $50 TV a crackhead just sold me a 60-inch for 50 bucks I'm thinking I hit a lick I get home and plug it in a restaurant menu is still on it I am pissed off bro I hate it here this mofo done sold me the drive through ordering screen 160 pound dumbbell a hundred bucks check picture slightly bent but still good weight yeah God DVD player works pretty cool rates 15 dollars an hour a dollar a day he's renting it what dude I don't know if you know this but it's 20 24 15 bucks I can go buy one from Goodwill mr. Blockbuster Video looking a whole come and take everything I have tons of stuff I'm trying to get rid of I got more things at home no if you want everything you might have to bring a pickup truck just to get most of the stuff in it I'm taking offers but trying to get some money back on what I spent on everything every what what what do you what's in there peloton exercise bike $500 I raised the price if you're stupid enough to consider buying one of those things you're stupid enough to pay $500 for this you know what he's 100% right Ferraris smart car no no it is not used fire extinguisher don't know how to refill no geez cool Rick and Morty first custom hikes three gallon glow fish tank 25 bucks what's that what what are these why free pipe Bowl and bong cleaning I'll clean your pipes bowls or bongs and make them like new again offering the service for free temporarily to get my name out there any questions feel free to contact me my name is Erik sure I'd rather not clean it myself free Pepsi never opened brand-new never opened Pepsi I was supposed to get diet and no one here drinks regular oh sure I'll take them free rooster you need to catch it there's a rooster on the loose in our neighborhood we've befriended it a bit so it stays in our yard but it's very skittish it's beautiful but you'll need to catch it challenge accepted dual powered lawn mower 44 inch cut runs great used like new dual exhaust wow that's a Frankenstein Gameboy 150 dollars what Jesus game whoa what game is that Crash Bandicoot garden turtle don't think that's a turtle Gary the snail pretzel how much though 125 dollars get out of the cold need a place to crash crash in my camper this is for one person only as you can tell from my photos from the outside it appears as a work van yeah it certainly does is there free candy in there Farm goat I am in desperate need to sell this goat I sometimes feel like I hear voices from it it has started to keep me up at night and I haven't slept in weeks I've started going to church but I feel like it's made it Angry and very aggressive his name is Kimba and loves apples I'll trade for other goat preferably not cult affiliated mega constructs halo marine spire team building said you want to run that by me seven more times please handmade barbecue grill oh good you made it out of a plastic barrel homey in a geode honey bee swarm my hives swarmed and I'm selling it for two hundred and fifty dollars I already have two hives and don't need a third no no I'm fine possible human pelvic fossil definitely bipedal it belongs in a museum also excused $19,000 Hummer h1 survived the apocalypse are you having trouble getting toilet paper and hand sanitizer slap a CDC sticker on the side of this beast and go straight to the front of the line I'm selling my 95 a Hummer h1 wagon and matte black $49,000 dude that thing's not worth $49,000 brand-new get the heck out of here art abstract impressionist painting original by Charlotte two hundred and five dollars Charlotte Charlotte come on no this is the classic iPod 30 gigabyte cracked screen ooh the cracked screen model asking for $15 or best offer I will give you a dollar because that's all it's worth Hey look there's a smart guy 50 cents each or we can work a deal oh of course this is in Florida 2013 John Deere 250 Longreach excavator selling as is where is dry easy access $35,000 for a waterlogged piece of equipment you extremely full ketchup packet $10 you know what they say about full ketchup packets it's a blessing from God or something free knuckle sandwich description free dinner for people hoarding supplies and selling them back to others in need at higher cost rather than helping folks in their community during these trying times this man I agree with McDonald's lock down cheeseburger what I can go out and get one for a dollar still a woman for a magic motion picture $25 I don't know what's going on here McDonald's Monopoly whoa dude come on McDonald's McFlurry motor I'm sure we could make something out of that for 20 bucks 2003 Mitsubishi Spyder this car is the shizzle and due to my husband being a diesel mechanic it's been maintained for 18 months to give you that flexibility a sow and dollars for that uh guess it could be worse Asian or racially ambiguous actress needed to pretend to be my mom yes I realize how weird this sounds my school needs to meet with my mother however I can't let that happen I would only need you for an hour middle-aged Asian woman oh my gosh man what Seth Rogen movie is this novelty mouthwash dispenser oh you mean an empty bottle of Jack Daniels my stupid kid took this movie money when we sold a pool on Craigslist if you wanted it's free I'll put it in my mailbox email me for address I'll take all the $2 bills man narcan onesies narcan saved my mommy Wow n-c-double-a 14 Xbox 360 rare 400 bucks men you people are absolutely deluded new Nintendo switches message me for a prices and see what we can work out they are not going to be sold for retail so don't get your hopes up cash only no trades sounds like we got it hey I'm not selling anything fair enough have a nice day virtual reality headset oval ornament huh pain pain very excellent for pain and very legitimate get at me well last hikes pay phones $75 each cheapest smartphone on the market guys I'll just strap that to my belt and carry it around with me who needs an iPhone perfect Dorito this is a very high-end product that only the wealthiest of us could afford this is an absolutely perfect Dorito with no flaws $20,000 you see if I were a billionaire I'd make this guy's day hi are you still selling that Mercedes car yeah can you send a photo no I mean of the car predrilled the hand-painted pistachio shells oh thank god just what I was looking for copper 2 pounds poor man's gold what portal gun wait dude excuse me you want to you want to try that again private room for rent just how private are we talking selling my prosthetic right arm nope no no no nope nope nope nope is this guy for real is he actually trying to sell a 12 pack of hand sanitizer for 66 thousand pounds rare peppe's gee how great retro-gaming TV $10,000 for an old tube TV huh really this isn't even crackhead Craigslist this is just a group of a-holes blockbuster rewards keychain 500 bucks no it is not an awesome collectible you deluded psycho nine carrot rings for sale PM me for price I don't think I'm gonna do that though one-of-a-kind rocking chair original 1800s I don't believe that for a second and even if I did 18 grand oh my god slightly eatin rodeo burger $2,400 someone's gonna buy that someone's gonna do it it's gonna be completely their fault Safeway monopoly 71 unopened pieces sure go for it Susan let's do it I got seafood boil pans for the $25 no you don't you don't stop it seat and footrest wore it a lot but nice for a starter beige comfortable no pet or smoke odor I guess you can't really beat $10 for that sectional couch ah yes I see it certainly is I bought this and only used it four times I paid almost $10 on Amazon so I'm asking for $5 no sorry hon it's not happening single hot dog grill come on that's just adorable I'd buy it skateboard are you sure about that one ex-wife's wardrobe rare snowman wiener only in Alaska men's sized 8 to 12 black socks with holes oh thank God they have holes homemade spoon burnt same spoon as before but burnt and made to eat off of oh my god two spoons for $16 free shipping within the US what there's oh my god sticky spongebob I found under a vending machine two bucks that's a steal UGG boots more like uh boots a Nintendo switch and hey it's only $2,000 that's what totally a fantastic deal new Taco Bell flamin hot taco review dude it's a free review I'm down my daughter just lost her last tooth and so now we have the full set $100 for the full set or $15 each I would also be willing to trade the set for a used mattress in two dozen eggs the brim with no Yankee awesome I'll just glue that to my forehead 1978 Detroit Tiger King authentic baseball card yeah that looks very authentic tinfoil hats but they're made for cats so what use am I gonna get out of it trailer 600 bucks Oh more like half a Dodge Caravan rare collectible Tyrion Lannister shaped jalapeno cheeto yeah the resemblance is uncanny stop sign vacuum operated what is that from a school bus whoa dude vintage outdoor tables and chairs vintage - what a nice 1998 vintage toilet from McDonald's 1965 Vietnam War that's easily the most disgusting goddamn thing I've seen on here yet bolts that weigh a lot bigoted bolts make a offer now wet moldy insulation approximately 15 bags of wet moldy fiberglass insulation due to the current health pandemic I can just throw the crap in your front yard all I needs an address we don't have to exchange a handshake or have a conversation it's all bagged up and ready to go you can even keep the garbage bags the crap comes in free delivery Wow thank you I've been looking for that stuff forever and you're really driving a hard bargain here would anyone like some beena melon no no I don't want that and furthermore what is that Toshiba I can see that I have a Toshiba laptop for sale comes with a camera and the disk in the power cord also has Windows 11 on it whoa well what year you living in how'd you get that couch small red wine stain but in good condition must sell quickly leaving the country tomorrow I can see why you're leaving whether you're a collector of cows or of Wizard of Oz these are a must-have that everyone will love seven-inch detailed Wizard of Oz cows no chips cracks or breaks why do they make these handmade pinecoffin built to be a bookshelf also when needed for a coffin the shelves can easily be removed see now this is what I'm talking about and it's only 400 bucks see that's a steal right there cuz when you die your family's gonna have to shell out what nine thousand dollars for your crappy pinecoffin I say four hundred bucks is the way to go now we've got a guy that's just giving away his x-ray images of what his spine and chest dude why you can just throw them away thankfully I can hear the fat lady singing that's right that's all we've got for you today folks always remember if you enjoyed this video drop a like down below and hey if you really enjoyed this video consider subscribing and clicking that Bell icon and until next time we meet I'll be seeing ya

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Id: yB409GOjNaw

Length: 18min 26sec (1106 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020