Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion: A Cinematic Masterpiece

today we're playing turnip boy commits tax evasion that has to be one of the best names for a game i've ever seen the irs might be the final boss in this game at least i'm hoping let's go tax bill yo a ton of property tax for your greenhouse you have until like yesterday to pay it failure to pay will give mayor onion the d to your house i owe 143 thousand dollars oh that's that's quite steep let me just rip up the bill boy turner boy you really screwed yourself huh what do you mean what you committed tax evasion that's the game the game's done anyways you owe me a lot of money and you obviously have none so consider yourself my personal assistant first head over to the bustling barren true layer lane and instead of a town hall there there's a bunch of animals i need someone to take care of bring me back a bag of fertilizer as proof or you'll be sleeping with the rotten am i gonna kill a bunch of like vegetable villagers i can press a to why why is that an ability uh ever since that freaking mayor onion took over this town has been a mess i mean look at this pad it's absolutely overgrown like you would need a heck and sword to get through this mess hello stunned silence have you met my little cat apple munchkins aren't they so woo actually my little red munchkin ran away if you could keep an eye out for it that would be perfect equals three looks like colon three i'm a blueberry what your turnip goodbye i love it i found this the watering can uses to grow plants used to be old man lemons oh trap have you seen my watering can no my eyes are what they used to be i haven't seen it for days a watering cat means so much to me i really hope no one stole it it's the only thing i have left from the old lady token of affection from the flowers to the strawberry thanks for growing that flour make sure to bring it over that special strawberry i don't want any of these other folk getting the wrong idea thanks for the flower i don't feel the same i'm sorry what it's not from you oh thank the mushrooms you think you can take this letter over to her for me dear flores thank you for the pretty flower would you like to go on a date someday we could even get married and pay our taxes together i mean that's the dream right there why is rip it up an option what does that accomplish well that was rude this is an irs operation we need to secure the area before you pass through it it's just straight up the irs oh my god they're here are we gonna get the kill the irs in this game watch out for the snails they're vegetarians oh no jerry has been crashed at my place for a week and he hasn't paid a cent of rent we're on good terms bro i just don't i don't speak so much snail they do straight up hurt you all i've got is a watering can let me get a sword and see if i can kill him want it for taxa fish let's just rip that up they don't need to know thirsty plant patch someone please water this boy give me that soil sword dangerous to grow alone take this all right moving up in the world i can cut bushes now and i can hopefully kill jerry the snail let me get let me get jerry off here you found rent money jerry was going to pay his rent oh he was just slow to pay his rent bro why did you kill jerry turn it boy what have you done he was defenseless why oh no oh wait he has his red money cool beans bro uh since he's dead take his check for the remainder i need that cash pay to the order of jerry snail 1.25 out of 100 in tax memo sorry you dead from the blueberry for some reason we get to rip up everything we're a menace to society and just proper documentation oh hi there are you looking to purchase some real estate oh turnip boy i'm sorry with that i hope you get your greenhouse back soon so busy lately mayor onion has been trying to raise property tax it's been really hard to find new clients gotta kill mayor onion welcome to whey sandwich home of the tier tree sub can i take your order is that a twitch reference business has just been really slow i wish i could get someone famous to eat our subs on say a live stream this guy really matter [Laughter] this is an active construction site scram why am i not working i'm on break no brother i work here see here's the documents to prove it why am i ripping up every document account number is 420. uh pay taxes of course the social security number is there i hope they don't need that well kiddo you outplayed me found this trophy reward the players so they stay engaged this is one of those meta commentary games isn't it sup gamer i'm mayor onion's assistant but you can call me by my gamer tag slay queen 32 i'm the best fork fight player in fork pork fight player in veggie film i will tell you to check out my streams but i haven't been able to go live since the pigs in there make so much noise oh you want to get into the bustle and baron well i have some bad news access is exclusive to my true fans that give me tear trees this is all it's all just twitch it's all just like everyone's here as a streamer i feel like by virtue of playing this game i'm promoting my channel subconsciously people want to give the tier 3 subs now do it do it subscribe no wait slay queen 32 wants a tear tree sub that's my favorite twitch.tv streamer here it's on the house just make sure she eats it on stream so i can get that clout as the tear tree serve you get access to the bustle and baron as well as my autograph here you go now if only someone will do something about all those pigs making noise i miss being able to actually stream thanks for the tear tree sub turnip boy be sure to pay your taxes next time silly let's rip it up achievement unlocked simp oh no how do i okay i guess that just explodes a broke crown thanks for the tier tree twitch subscription appreciate it it worked it worked this is a boss king pig he ate a ton of fertilizer oh okay we gotta actually line them up with the flowers and not get ourselves killed immediately very badly injured go turn it boy just explodes into rashers wait what is this heart fruit this fruit gives you another heart nifty ah a fertilizer makes things grow like crazy why does mayor onion want this what is mayor what is fertilizer in this world too because it's just like ground your ground up neighbors that seems kind of messed up it's just drugs i need some wood and i know a dealer you grab it for me oh and speaking of drugs thank you peace and quiet turn it boy you did this thank you for your efforts i crowned you a sleigh king 32 oh you've been crowned slaking 32 achievement unlocked hat wearer you know they used to call me the turnip king you picking up for the beat all right here you go just remember you never saw me what the is this illegal oh no we got the good stuff thanks kiddo i appreciate it here take this extra hard hat we got tons of these things safety first another hat unlocked that deadbeat couldn't even get the wood himself shaken by head i think that's the joke alright so your next task as my assistant is to get me a four-pronged spear in ancient times it was known as a fork accidentally dabbed into holly's phone while we were recording for flip-flop and it fell off the cliff oops it's for the best haley you don't deserve the phone you like my specifically placed box collection they're totally not here to keep you in the level or anything that would be wacky game design what the is that a reference is that a jojo's reference oh no no where is safe you found the last carrot baby the babysitter must be looking for this lad why is it in the bin thank you so much take my stool like literally the only thing i own can't get away this time if he's on my head you got a stool we used to climb on the decks a very specific purpose make our way back stool has been placed forsaken farmhouse oh god the sweets in here my sword is very slow donut is shooting sprinkles at me is that a face mask stay six feet away oh okay let's try it out again for you just scared me more than anything old your horse is there partner did you really just destroy your fortifications well you better be willing to help out to cover the costs go over yonder to the mission board some folks got work that needs to get done come back after i'll get you set up with a key keep some areas locked down to keep the rotten away i don't think i'll ever be able to leave this ice box i hope someday i'll get to see my son again dj sizzle yo yo sizzle me dizzle fizzle yo yeah feel give it up for dj sizzle it's a bean hello plebby understandably or perplexed by eloquent phrases do not be alarmed the others are merely imbeciles i hope to take over this forsaken icebox if it's the last thing i do alas i'll need legs however and maybe arms he's plotting those leaves on top of your head are buff say it cutie could you pick me up pick up some medical supplies from me and he bandages medicine and a mask you can handle it we need to get supplies for like everyone who's this guy hey kid yeah you turn up head don't be alarmed i too can hold weapons with no hands that's how i know you have mafia blood are you related to don turnip chino if you are you're lucky i'm in this jar if i weren't you'd be sleeping with the rotten that mobster family decided to step on our turf who do they think they are holding their meetings in that stupid greenhouse the greenhouse is where i live though am i part of the mob selective service system order the report for induction the president of the united states to matthew rigsby you're hereby notified that you you were on the 15th day of april 2020 legally drafted in the service of the united states for the period of 30 years you will accordingly report on april 20th 2020 to the armed force induction station regards alan c president of the united states let's just got the achievement draft dodger for that one the army telegram the rigsby family we deeply regret to inform you that captain matthew rigsby has been missing an action since july 15 2020. upon receipt of further information in this office you'll be advised immediately verifying the whereabouts of captain matthew rigsby oh no why are we ripping this up still oh oh oh rotten cat apple oh god uh i think i need to plug some of the holes spawning worms got him get him another bomb let's just explode it in our face oh come on there we go there we go cat apple is defeated and we get the lost cat apple for it crankiness little red munchkin oh are you oh you're a piece of pasta what the heck did you just freaking say about me you little turnip i'll have you know i graduated top of my class in the pasta seals i've been involved in numerous secret raids on the barn i have over 300 confirmed kills i am trained in guerrilla warfare and i'm the top sniper in the entire path to armed forces you are nothing to me but just another target i will wipe you the freak out with the precision of the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth mark my freaking words you think you can get away with with saying that crap to me over the grapevine think again turnip as we speak i'm contacting my secret network of spies across the farmland and your leaves are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life you're freaking dead kid i can be anywhere anytime and i can kill you in over 700 ways and that's just with my bare hands not only am i extensively trained and uncommon but i've accessed the entire arsenal of the past corpse and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent you little crap only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you maybe you would have held your freaking tongue but you couldn't you did it and now you're paying for the price you dang idiot i will crap fury all over you and you will drown in it you're freaking dead kiddo i guess you could say that was a copy pasta [Applause] darren tooten you stare at the generator well i can't stay mad at you after that this ain't much but it's what we got oh here's the fork this is what we needed annie has been telling me about this goop with strange properties over in the forgotten forest i want it no you can't eat it look at me some of that goop i don't care what you have to do to get it i don't like the mayor he seems very shady oh you were looking for a cat my little apple munchkin i found this thing called manga in the forest and tried to replicate the art style i hope you like it i may be old but i can still draw some hecking cuties rip it up you open the pickled gang break out dang you seem a bit young for this but hey i don't make the rules sliders through the top of their jar and they can handle it from there okay we gotta help the pickle gang out thanks turn up head we owe you one here try try on this father used to wear one back in the day every good mafioso needs to look the part okay well it auto equips it god damn goddamn here we go the bunnies are evil as well why are all the enemies so cute these poor snails i feel bad when i kill them oh let's pick up the phone ollie's phone i changed the password it's a dick move turnip want it for tax evasion petty theft indecent exposure wait when did i do that one simpin murder disorderly conduct trespass and destruction of property it's a two dollar reward now caution he's armed and dangerous when did i commit in decent exposure did you know you can water through fences now you're a pro gamer oh you can like teleport forward studying the forest around here to try and learn more about our past our 10 is known about where we even come from it's insane there's a mural i've been trying to get to but i can't figure out how to get past the fence might be an explorer i don't like to get my hands dirty and get there can you doodle it for me okay let's continue on our jolly way oh that poor bunny all right he was dead when we got here is this radiation oh there's a deer eh let's drive them down i think we won here's the mural interact mural doodle someone drew a mushroom giant so handsome why is there radiation everywhere in here turnip boy learns about radioactivity that'll be the sequel turn it boy commits a felony no that's the sequel name that's the sequel thing oh no turnip boy remembers the war known about the legends of the mushroom giants it seems kind of hocus-pokes at first but i gather that they've been a part of our history for a very long time i'm going to need more information before i jump to conclusions though that's where you come in take this key and head south i heard there's an ancient turnip patch down that way i haven't been able to find see what you can gather from the locals there if you can find it the ancient turnip patch turnip boy solves global warming i found this a turnip where's its face why isn't it moving oh no like dad a potted petal portal use this to spawn a pedal portal oh okay so i can i can make the portals myself now interesting basically here's a portal gun what where what am i poor acorn they all seem to be in pain oh i think i fell huh i crawled out of that goop i know nothing else it's another deer stag a cruel member of nature oh god uh what have i got that i can water oh he spawns a lot of bunnies he has a beam turn it boy what are we gonna do we just get the bunnies gone real quick oh no i gotta get rid of the bunnies oh they're kicking my hats turn it boy is dead we have to beat the deer let's go there we go there's more bunnies spawning it's the laser beams there we go he's almost dead so what are those pop one down there kick it there we go forgot to use the tool that the game just gave me green goop still kind of strange touchiness why does bear onion why are we delivering just like you know radioactive waste fertilizer in the fork i could vaguely understand so it's just radiation what happened to the acorns too they're all gone whoa turnip boy you're glowing not in the beautiful way more in the concerning way seems like everything around you is coming to life but you met a bunch of talking acorns i thought acorns were just tree seeds the goop to turn up the mushroom giants maybe this is the key to our evolution maybe the mushroom giants made this goop to give us life oh this is radiation thank you for all your help turn it boy i want you to have this your true field researcher now explore a hat okay we need to head on back oh i must own real estate i have leaf please get me real estate turnip oh did we take it back to the property one oh my mush you got my phone as you obviously care a ton about the interwebs can you sign this petition to stop mayor onion from bannon flip flop mayor onion is shutting down the flip flop app he says it's tax related sign this petition to save flip flop oh slay queen 32 signed it i've never understood flip flap myself i don't use it ah yes it's all coming together fyi glowing isn't covered by your health insurance weird though it feels like you're creating life around you next we need a contraption that your pee-sized brain couldn't comprehend it's a machine that shoots a red laser some high-tech stuff it's called a laser pointer for sure there's a strange hatch in weapon woods i feel like you could find one in there i sent the irs to investigate hopefully those dinguses come up with a solution how to get in oh you found me a client all they had for a budget is a leaf that's not exactly currency wow the economy is really sunk hasn't it i can sell them the spot they're standing on at least it's a real estate ladder a leaf word of land can you read for me i cannot oh god love them you own real estate you also owe property tax now is that how you read nice i'll get off my property we help them out the irs is on the scene hello boy turn up bunker closed tight i use my muscle to try open no success we call tots at grim graveyard maybe he is too goodbye boy turnip i shovel why i make a living with this darn thing all right fine if you want so bad you're going to work for it there's some rich folk buried deep in this graveyard help me find them and i'll give you up my shovel never said i make my living with a strong set of morals like literal grave robin with taking the dead hey mom and dad i don't know why i'm writing to you while you're six feet under i just want to say thank you for leaving the farmland to me it'll be a great place to rate to raise the kids honestly though could couldn't you have paid off the debt before you passed taxes on the farmhouse are absolutely insane on top of that it seems like you guys took out a second mortgage well at least you're living rent-free now p.s i brought some photos of the kids oh those are actual pictures rip it up so should i be digging up every single grave here just to see what i find just seems to be pain not particularly helpful you should go west also the pumpkin on my right is lying you should go north also the pumpkin on my right is lying you should go west also the pumpkin above me is lying you should go south also the pumpkin above me is telling the truth okay you know and then you should go so the pumpkin below me is telling the truth you should go east okay so just go east yeah never mind okay so it's the ones over here you should go south after the pumpkin above me is telling the truth you should go east also the pumpkin below me is telling the truth so he goes out i think so well there's only so many directions gotta be north there we go riddle solved oh yeah baby that's what i've been waiting for that's what it's all about we found it dig it up oh snap kiddo we struck the mother lode and i have a brand new shiny golden shovel i guess i don't need this hunk of junk take this i'll give her that gross soil sword for you too free of charge a mightier weapon hits harder and can pry open bunkers i look familiar what are you going on about i'm the only potato left on the farm what pops my old man i thought he died years ago an ice box he's still alive i don't know if i believe you kid if he's really alive can you take him this oh god he grew up because he left the freezer well you found my son tots do you know where he is that's incredible even sent a letter let me see holy bush it really is him here could you take this to my boy thank you sonny come back after it's delivered and i'll reward you for your troubles i'll edit the tots from pups someone said there was a secret room in the room with the poster go up and right of the kitchen in here was it oh uh oh it reminds me like the old chateau and like uh pokemon diamond and pearl the ghost get matpat in here let's turn up boy lore here i reckon that's the guy who went missing isn't it you like join the military it really is him i thought he was dead thanks kid you're not half bad take this you found the bird hat it's a living bird you can place in your head ah bomb bunker oh okay that's actually kind of creepy hello ghost lady oh no beans there's two of them in here oh yeah they've locked the door earn it boy's coming for him though the sun times bombs dropped we're going to stop the virus tax day postponed conscription begins oh no okay what's starting to go on oh i it's gonna start getting weird from here isn't it this game entire game's gonna be like a metaphor for the atomic bomb oh no in like a hazmat suit matt and the fam dear diary what's poppin it's liz again it's day what uh 1105. i thought we'd be back home by now the family is driving me crazy i feel like you're the only one i can open up to you know i really miss matt i'm hoping when this is all over and he gets home and things go back to normal p.s see you tomorrow diary but we still rip that up azmat suit can protect me from many things including fire oh what the liz the mutated human what oh i don't like this what the is happening oh they're holding me get him with the shovel i'm gonna die i'm gonna die wait there's something over here there's a sliver of hp i might be able to do it there we go oh that was a close fight heart fruit heal up we're good we just killed a mutated human then you killed the last humans with radiation poisoning oh turnip boy just killed like the last survivors of humanity on his quest to pay his taxes what is going on the laser pointer it's a red laser beam fancy stuff well humanity just perish at the hands of turnip boy so okay so like humanity is kind of like struggled or something and it's like vegetables have become mutated if the acorns are any indication like me glowing green all the time um the mushroom mural is just a mushroom cloud like the atomic bomb going off so humanity is dead and we've grown all grown to supersize proportions wait if you listen to the music hang on [Music] do you hear the air siren that's part of the background music oh no oh no i can't believe like for turnip boy commits tax evasion of all things is it's actually going to be like this odd metaphor for the atomic bomb i joked about that before didn't that's before we found the bunker and killed a human yes the laser pointer the final piece to my master plan i really thought it would give you back the d to your greenhouse [Music] [Laughter] you really are an idiot just like your father you even know what's under your own home turn up chino legacy left of this dingus oh it's the mob no it's all coming back out of my sight i bet you the infamous old man lemon won't help you now he's taking my home father was the boss i was his hit man their onion was the conciliar okay it's a mafia the receipts in that all said new york city oh no this new york is dead isn't it i'm just thinking about that now why was there so many receipts in that and like that looked so out of place oh no our society is chaotic we have no laws no one in charge it was the perfect time to take control but we had our disagreements he wanted what we have in our basement below weapons well you name it we had it believed that he would go to great lengths i always thought your father's debt was suspicious you must go now sneak in and defeat bear onion there's not much time you can use my secret hatch behind this tree but be quick we gotta stop him so the nuclear end of humanity wasn't even the biggest twist you just gotta like think back we killed a human being in this game like an irradiated one if you're reading this i've probably been rotten for a while now i've left the estate to you but i fear mayor onion's retaliation please do protect yourself from the turnip chino land it's all up to you now i'm sorry i couldn't be there to witness your second leaf or for when you held your first watering can i'll miss you son you'll be the biggest gangster of us all i know you'll make the turnip chino name proud ps destroy this letter we don't want the irs to see this love you son don turn up it's chino turnip chino family dad no basic english for big dum-dums tax edition us veggie learn right we big brain so this this was like the formation of vegetable society this is how they started to learn so many layers the layers to the onion a mere onion manifesto achieving a lot tyrant what's even the point of this mafia i want wealth and these deadbeats aren't going to get me it i've been learning about the humans and their government perhaps i make my own maybe i can convince don god so we started to evolve while the humans were still alive so maybe humanity isn't dead those particular humans are dead oh my god there's a nuke oh my god according to our research whatever beings lived in this planet before us were destroyed by these devices we'll need to dismantle this if we want to protect our future i'll have onion do it the dawn humanity's dead oh god damn it can i hit it with a shovel yes you can died achieving unlocked destroyer of the world flashed on the screen you think you're a wise guy huh how'd you get in here so fast whack em you idiot radishes wait the irs is working for him stupid baba ganoush that's assault and battery that's it i'm sick of your garbage you'll be sleeping with the rotten tonight corrupt political power wait what corrupt onion went mad with power he's got a fork the laser pointer the final boss jesus finally an anime i could watch we have to fight the government i think i could just beat him down i think we could dig into him there we go hi did you think you won did you think you beat this little game we have going here you think i didn't notice he destroyed every single government document i have one last trick up my sleeve did you notice it in my base below the bomb yes it's the nuke the same nuke your father wanted me to deactivate your father was a deadbeat he thought it was too dangerous to keep him around so he wanted me to prevent it from be ever being used and that he's not in the picture guess what get nuked kiddo oh turn it boy turn it boy are you with us wake up what the god at last turn it boy i have ascended i've become an unstoppable force greater than the mushroom giants of the past i will bring taxation to the world no the universe there will be taxation without representation throughout the galaxies you sick bastards goodbye turnip boy it's time for you to die turn it boy go find the rest of the irs i'm stuck on here and they're our best bet where's the irs oh my god he's fighting quick kick that boom bloom at me i can try to dunk it on him remember turn a boy don't be the term that believes in chad be the turnip that believes and turn it sorry that show came out in like 2007. what is he referencing oh my god go irs you got this turnip boy believe in yourselves is it girl again oh my god transport the fire oh i didn't think the irs would be helping us defeat god i will do the same give me boom bloom i'll see you later rafael boy turnip you must save the world is there any uh there's only one irs member left seems like that freak is getting weird weaker but i'm not into that jazz you can fend for yourself i swear to mush don't you kick that boom bloom at me see you later dude what the heck we've defeated god property title indeed this certifies that the greenhouse is owned by turnip boy up [Music] go to bed turn it boy done well but us we've gathered here to say farewell till next time so you can sing along or don't do you [Music] we won't pay our taxes we've got rent we've got bills there's layers to the onion and just bureaucratic thrills [Music] is [Music] [Music] [Music] is [Music] or that [Music] [Music] won't pay our is we've got rent and we've got bills there's layers to the onion and his bureaucratic thrills all you flora all you fauna let us venture through the land to take down mayor onion that's very sweet yep for like like a game called like turnip boy commits tax evasion like there's there's no need for like to have that like such a good bop for the credits that actually wasn't bad it was surprisingly good what a chairman game that was good fun we won't pay our taxes we've got bills [Music]

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Views: 1,385,691

Rating: 4.979382 out of 5

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Id: 4_YXjp5z7d4

Length: 38min 30sec (2310 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 26 2021