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alfred you're beautiful yes sir [Applause] [Music] hey there you welcome back to mk it's me when you ask for damian but your mom says you already have damien at home yeah hi i'm jack and today's fun goodies come from us suddenly gay because it's 2021 damn it it's about time men be equally sexualized in everything they do and say ah yes tell me how the last two years have been going without telling me how the last two years have been going amazing lesbian irony my lesbian friend is not out to her parents they don't want her to be in a relationship so they're sending her to an all-girls camp for the entire summer oh mom wow you suck there's nothing better for a city than a dense population of angry homosexuals okay i need to know the context of this what what is this from i need to know pov you live in ancient greece and you didn't have a beard [Laughter] i do not like this angle welcome to gay hell wow every top is a bottom no it's so confusing they're just constantly spinning around as they attempt to coit us upon each other huzzah a new infinite energy source hi boyfriend wanna hang out tomorrow sure i'd love to hang out boyfriend wait that's supposed to say best friend oh my god you're gay too yes and now i have a boyfriend oh thank you autocorrect somebody once told me the world is gonna ruin me hi were you able to turn my car on i tried but your car's not gay tell you what this one stiff hand break you've got there bully you kid i thought we were keeping our relationship a secret the class maxwell barrett of course i dress well i didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing unknown it was you you made that quote don't even think about dating my daughter thinking about dating me her closer to gay dad i'm leaving in a couple minutes cool come out i'm gay oh wait you meant like that my surprise to be sure but a welcome one can we please normalize men giving compliments to each other some of you bums have this giant misconception that positive affirmation or being nice to your bros makes your penis smaller do me a favor next time you're around one of your dudes throw a compliment their way hey that's a nice looking bulge my man keep it up no okay we got to give you the ticket now steve you you've got the pen and paper buddy i'll leave it up to you john come on steve come on let's go let's do this yeah let's do this john you go and do it buddy steve i i can't i can't man it's just a jacket man it doesn't mean i have a wife and kids man what do i tell them you tell them he had a nice bulge and you go on with your life god he does doesn't he i can make your crush appear in this very closet my what a bracket oh what happened oh what just happened i'm not skinny i'm jacked for now until you morph into your big fat dad shut up my dad's hot wait no that didn't go in right go out right orthodox rabbi says covert vaccine will make you gay and demand skyrockets this was the opposite of my intention parent-teacher conference your son is always distracted i'm sorry what did you say i said your son is always dear extracted by things he's managed to increase his average test score though which has been great he's developing a nice bulge over the year keep it up my day today teacher so you dress pretty butch note my teacher is deaf and asl is wicked blunt so this isn't rude thing for them to say yeah i like it more men's clothes are much more comfortable dresses itch another note my teacher is a short fat married to a woman 60 something year old man with a large mustache uh you've worn a dress my ex-boyfriend and i went to a few bars in drag i wore a ball gown and lipstick it looked good with my mustache i was beautiful you are the pinnacle of human evolution friendly reminder that it is a sin to not be bisexual the bible says adam and eve not adam or eve stop being picky people just take them take them all over yours stop eyeballing my man wanting a strong woman is a sign of homosexuality any masculine man wants a submissive woman fellas is it gay to like a woman that's exactly what i'm thinking fellas if you need someone to be constantly showing that they are weaker and lesser than you for you to feel good about yourself um you know you don't need a relationship you need a therapist that's not my food oh god straight people when they witness anything gay they seem to be very good friends why yes they are get owned that was so gay you're gay you're gay [Music] yeah we get it maybe one day people will understand what love is wait hold up did you seriously name the officer japanese no translates to oh gosh oh no oh we've been wrong this entire time boys quick quick control see the world a as a boy liking girly things is gay b the girliest thing in the world is a girl see therefore a boy liking a girl is gay well you can't refute hard facts folks dj tweety bird account suspended why did they ban our president time to move to grinder but we aren't censored oh please please do your hair makes you look gay invention of fishnet stockings fishermen one help i got caught in the fishnet fishermen too is it just me or is dave looking a little hot no dave is definitely being hot right now i am honored to be the first male spouse of an american president or vice president but i'll always remember generations of women have served in this role before me often without much accolade or acknowledgement it's their legacy of progress i will build on as second gentleman dear god i'm an idiot it took me way too long to realize that's kamala harris's husband and not someone claiming to be behind his husband [Laughter] to be fair he did word this like it genuinely sounded like that i don't care what gender you are put on the maid outfit yes master sorry master it's a little tight around my bulging mass of muscles when you drop the soap on purpose in prison and all the inmates say ew hell now the most powerful position is on your knees i disagree they knew exactly what they were talking about orthodox rabbi warns covert 19 vaccine will make you gay he's not lying this is me before and after the vaccine not enough people are speaking up about this my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying at least i'm not going to marry a girl and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win i once dated this girl who spoke so much about her ex that even i ended up missing the dude yes now this is actually a real town i know this because it's australia and i assure you when i say that this sun is the only good thing about it watching lord of the rings i could take four orcs at the same time i could take four orcs at the same time straight person you better not like me oh don't worry i don't straight person and i took that personally why not huh i've got a good bulge the picture behind the scene and they say having small hands as a man is a bad thing bro i can make other girls jealous of you me where's a pink shirt every sixth grader that notices yeah i'm pretty sure you're gay what is the best loophole that you've ever found my brother once yelled last one to jump in the pool is gay and then jumped into the pool however i figured out that if i did not jump in then technically he would be the last one in the pool and he is still gay to this day i have to confess i'm gay i know brother i made you eating cats is too submissive for me it feels gay this just in men engaging in sexual activity with a woman is homosexual behavior when you write in rainbow it means straight people can't read it i'm straight and i read it i've got some news for you top 10 best anime plot twists what would you do if rihanna stole your man ask him what do you see in him that you don't see in me so my ulte had this shirt for a year and always wondered why the sleeves were black until i met this man today hey you know what also weirdly matches between us a skin color come on let me let's show you take them off take off your clothes i heard jeremy is living with you till he finds a place yeah he sleeps on the couch you don't let him sleep in bed with you nah my bed's way too small for two people also i'm not gay boris johnson provides an update on the next stage of lockdown measures trending with stay alert and stay home you just wait till we roll out this vaccine straight people are so freaking wild today my co-worker informed me that cafes are for women and bars are for men and her husband refuses to enter starbucks in case they think he's gay what's up next an incredibly unnecessary gendering so the bar he goes to has only guys in it that doesn't sound very straight oh he's been exposed is it gay to admit he wore it better no no it is not playstation is gay your xbox is gay switch users walk the walk don't just talk to talk bro oh time to get a switch same pc gamers yeah you walk i'll strut 1968 then 2018 now oh no tattoos lol like this is actually cute backfire they're boyfriends he's worried his punk ass boyfriend forgot to apply sunscreen again he even picked out swim trunks to match his boyfriend's tattoos adorable ah checkmate boomers we made it gay honestly i think that's the only genuine reason they hate you so much being gay isn't a choice i was straight until 2005 when i was forced into homosexuality by chris evans wearing just a towel in fantastic four cancel chris evans i can't believe we made it the first ever one-way ticket to mars just two straight guys and the whole planet to themselves wait do what now girlfriend so we just wanted to say we're engaged her dad looks at me you should have asked me first oh you're not really my type though so i work at an ice cream store and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was i responded that he was my manager oh he's cute what's his name justin but fair warning he plays for the uh other team what team and i swear to freaking god four people including myself yelled wild cats so loud she spilled her drink oh and i thought he was gay i would give anything for a threesome with my wife and my wife as a snapchat filter dude that was so specific wait i'm your world always have been bro what's your sport chess i bet you're like math right are you stereotyping me now yeah my math is my strongest subject baseball's more suited to math-minded people than any other sport it's second only to chess the players are the pieces and the pawns they're moved on and off the field baseball's like chess at 90 miles per hour hard to believe this is the setup for a pawn and not an oscar-nominated film yes that's right you were just slightly moved just now by a gay porno are you ashamed you shouldn't be this is actually genuinely nice riding i don't know what this is from i do not know what it is for but damn it if i'm not gonna make sure i'll be the best of this position this company has ever seen hashtag company bicycle when your date bails on you but your homie got you back homie people are gay steven okay but wait i mean what if they're not i don't see any proof oh they're kissing oh so what you can't kiss your friends without being gay i don't know what is that this is america top church official says gay sex within the vatican has never been worse top well i hope they start having better sex what a shame oh no it's always been allowed here in the church it's just oh my goodness these people know nothing about technique all right you creative butts it's time for some more of your thoughts today's flatulent art piece is by citrine queen mk with a haircut do be kind of fresh though love loving the hair too loving the color palette actually too it's really nice i am concerned about the health of that eyeball though that that needs to be checked out nonetheless thanks for the beautiful artwork satrin queen and if you fellow audience would like to see your work in a future video be sure to post it in the mk subreddit because that's where we grab them now meanwhile you have made it to the end of this video so thank you as always for watching be sure to comment your favorite bits and say hi to me in the comments so i could say hello back get your then now if you do have time for some more videos why not like this one and then check out another on the channel say hi to robin and lexi for me now yada yada concluding the video my name's been jack and you know me i know you you're amazing i love your face again genuinely thank you for stopping by and i'll look forward to you in the next one my brain failed there for a second bye

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Id: Syre56Y0NRc

Length: 13min 27sec (807 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 21 2021