r/Suddenlygay | don't touch them ;)

having a girlfriend doesn't mean you can't cuddle with the boys you're goddamn right finally some culture on youtube some true understanding of the world thank you mr beast i appreciate you for that now real quick would you mind paying off my car how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and today we're going to take a look at r suddenly gay i'm not going to read too much into why i'm doing this one today i'm just gonna roll with it without much further ado let's hop in guys who sag their pants below their butt why easy access for the homies yeah that's wait what a rough skinned newt in defensive posture never mind that these newts produce a toxin 10 000 times deadlier than cyanide oh no i'm so poisonous it sure would be a shame if someone ate my ass what the hell is going on coronavirus beware do not touch other players balls wash your hands after touching your own balls why are we treating this like it's a new rule you touch your balls you wash your hands simple as that all right i'm going to take a quick shower then i'm going to eat your asses beat beat oh no beatrice is not eat hmm i don't know it doesn't look like that's what she said in the beginning so nice backpedaling there you horny turd trees don't always grow straight they grow however makes them happy aw i miss bob ross biology teacher the human body has 206 bones in total me i have 207 in the morning some other guy i have 207 right now everybody else at the boys school i don't know man seems kind of gay to me five-year-old me telling my parents that i'll never kiss a girl 22 year old me realizing that i was probably right just kiss boys duh yeah there are just as many of them as there are girls so give it a try i found these off-brand serials and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people straight person voice is he a you know a marshmallow matey when you're in a threesome with your homie and his girl and he starts spreading your cheeks peter stop stop it's me oh no no no no street performer blows up balloons that look like fruits pop anyone you want me pop says cherry street performer well i didn't expect that if men's armor looked like women's in games confused boner confused more like confident yeah i mean look at that hot damn holy crap it's an eight pack how does that even work big dude contemplating whether to beat his ass or clap split the difference and clap his ass or make his ass clap oh god i'm hating this i'm doing this for real i'm pretending to be a hot girl on tinder so i can match with my roommate and tell him i'm coming over so he'll clean the apartment and then you smash win-win situation yeah win-win for sure boys at lunch your dick is so small no it's not it's bigger than yours boys in the locker room nice [ __ ] bro thanks i don't think we had very similar high school experiences who boys had crushes on who men had crushes on oh yeah that's very very very very true and now i'm in the mood for tea with some whey protein do it bro she wants the big pp she might want it too much the alarm bells are ringing i barely even knew you but that cuddle session was something else i never go to sleep in someone else's arms like the way i did with you and you made me feel safe and protected from the world your cuddling skills are on another level damn bro she's making me want to cuddle you get in line dude vin diesel and dwayne johnson in fast and curious over 70 minutes of sexual tension note contains graphic sexual content and cars you go to the strip club and see your dad there he's the best dancer at the club hell yeah dad chase your dreams do whatever makes you happy i'll support you just not with dollar bills i mean you're hot i can't say i agree with you but thanks you are too wanna trade nudes yeah which ones do you have i'll trade you two justin biebers if you have a danny devito i am aware of the effect that i have on women and what exactly is that effect you speak of hold on i'm trying to catch a gay catch me if you're gay yay i caught one cool wanna go on a date damn it i'm not a hundred percent sure what's going on here since i can't read what that pamphlet says but it looks like a really cute story with a pretty darn happy ending and that's all we can really ask for you go guys i love dicks not dictators dicks yes dictators no dictators dictators dick ew yeah i agree nasty nasty no no no donate to our fire brigade fundraiser and receive an australian firefighter's calendar 100 of proceeds goes to the local rfs see staff for your copy holy god i'm gonna take five copies lord when you accidentally say the word fabulous in front of your friends is that word not allowed like if you're just a straight guy are you not allowed to say the word fabulous is that banned or something like that also is that a goddamn only fans link down there do you think you could take them yeah oh crap he meant fight yeah yeah he did but we know what you meant but really quick let's sit down and talk about that i funny watermark if there was a button that gives you five billion dollars but it made you gay would you press it i'd do it for free [Laughter] me just because i'm a guy who joined r suddenly gay doesn't mean that i myself have suddenly become gay my boyfriend no no man seems kinda gay to me look it's not gay if you don't hold hands girls so is there anyone you like oh yes there is this person they usually wear black and they're really sweet she definitely likes me boys are we about to screw yes i have no frame of reference but i'm going to go ahead and say yeah accurate all right round of applause absolutely fantastic now what kind of demon does this summon it's got to be something right or am i just crazy whoa you can cook well you do seem great with your hands uh never mind no no no continue what were you going to say i'm straight but my friend gets me hard wha what where can i read this on second thought i don't really need to know when i asked for those goth crocs i got quite a few dms and look i definitely ain't about to add hentai to that list okay so just just just just back off ah yes oklahomo that's what it's called it's not gay if you say nocla homo ah dude is your face all right yeah no problem he broke my fall with his penis for real though who's more uncomfortable in this situation the guy whose face smacked into someone's balls or the dude who got his balls smacked into by someone's face take my hand turner uh i'm kind of afraid of intimacy what just happened here i don't want to know i genuinely have zero interest in finding out all right ladies and gents let's find ourselves something on tv to watch let's see the brother from another planet the day trippers upcoming customer care broadcast and that sounds great or we could watch the hit james and the giant dick we're gonna watch that when you text your homie i need a bro job instead of i need a job bro whoa whoa hey now what the hell you doing i'm just kidding continue today i learned f scott fitzgerald author of the great gatsby once showed ernest hemingway his penis and confessed his worry that it was too small to satisfy his wife zelda hemingway kindly reassured him it was okay just kings being kings look sometimes you gotta get that reassurance i'll get it from anywhere okay my brother from another mother steve from smash mouth if they kiss the beard will be completed [Laughter] very true although i wouldn't do that there's a pandemic going on guys i am a male contortionist ask me anything how many times has your ding-dong accidentally slipped into your mouth i backbend so it doesn't accidentally go in during training because it's impossible so it isn't accidental so how many times on purpose i do not keep count chill out bro she's dating both of us you're my boyfriend-in-law ooh that's a term i've never heard still not cool though don't do that men who don't wear masks in public kind of suss what are you leaving your mouth accessible for a dick maybe you don't know shut up can i ask about the menu please the men i please are none of your business oh all right then fine could i get the cheeseburger son dad i'm going for a date dad that's great do you need money no he will pay now wait just a goddamn minute a boy in ikea thinks i'm checking him out move over baby i was looking at your mother after corona has been tamed i'm going to suck off any doctor or nurse who wants it i don't give a frick you saved a bunch of people from rona you risked your health to save us during a plague drop em truly braver than the troops first one to make a vaccine gets to smash raw alright that's it we're holding you to this i'm gonna keep an eye out for the doctor that creates the vaccine or rather team of scientists oh no oh no no no no take it back now how do girls with acrylic nails finger themselves other girls fingers oh oh my yeah but how do they white i male have found at least three of my friends all male 2 posting nudes on reddit i haven't told any of them ever but i don't think they even care just be a bro and comment nice [ __ ] never said i didn't do that a true friend the first time ever scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be two males and two males of different species the much smaller octopus was clearly topping neither of the octopi showed any signs of distress so they clearly were into it an octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe everything is a lot gayer than people want you to believe yeah like zack a bearded mark hamill in 1989 i think the effectiveness of this picture as an assault on my status as a straight middle-aged man is offensive i'm not like other girls i have a [ __ ] all right then bob bob bob sup i'm gonna send you a pic is it a dick pic you need to ask me where it's from no if it's not then i don't want it i mean that's fair i tell my friends the same thing don't waste my damn time i'm just kidding i don't have friends dude's got pipes dude could give me some pipe no homo kinda homo though me my poor peepee girl who sport she knew how to give head guys know what's good for guys come on bro use me no homo kinda homo though why were you being mean to ralph last night what do you mean you were slapping him and telling him to be quiet yeah oh that's just that's not it what's your worst relationship experience the army oh i don't like that because it's probably very true you have smesh damn that's kind of gay no smash bros ultimate for switch dumb ass damn you want to switch how many people no are you straight yes bro how about you me too but my boyfriend isn't absolute classic strict parents sends their son to an all-boys school the boy who's actually gay this is exactly what i wanted what's wrong bro aren't you enjoying this i don't know man it feels like the regular stuff what if i use my teeth a bit oh no oh no no no don't do that turkish islamic preacher says men without beards cause indecent thoughts in other men because they look like women huh postal workers have read it what do you need right now how can we brighten your day when we see you on your routes flash some titties okay no problem in fact my man titties are freaking huge jokes on you i'm into that crap our cops are tops and excuse me my girlfriend's mad i screwed her twin like how the heck was i supposed to know y'all look exactly the same and now she trying to say i should have known cause he got a dick well that took a turn just like this segue into the end of the video we finally made it always remember folks if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later you

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Length: 12min 40sec (760 seconds)

Published: Fri Oct 23 2020