r/Softwaregore | you are not human

would you like your order toasted no don't toast or the void [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk so jamie here sent me a dm on twitter with some fan art and i gotta say it's really really good i'm absolutely in love with that style so thank you so much to jamie today we're gonna be taking a look at r slash software gore as someone who likes to think of themselves as a quote unquote it professional i hate this subreddit but i do this for you so without much further ado let's hop right on in there shall we in 50 meters turn left to yi yourself into space look they have to integrate space into google earth i mean where do you think google earth resides that's right among the stars welcome to cvs where we have uh [Music] how could i not take this offer forget a penny zero dollars and zero cents for your thoughts boo yah man you are living it up i installed discord in four months what i love it when publishers force you to use their platform instead of steam oh man origen dude it makes so much sense the way they have it split up amongst six windows that aren't responding y'all ever stand at a 45 degree angle just to flex on a hylian champion not very often i think mario just gained sentience and has started a revolt it's about time he is a plumber after all and his working conditions are really weird ah yes my favorite baby name 37337 are you here i repeat 37337 raise your hand when your name is called i don't think that's what the sky looks like in cod holy crap that is blinding screen resolution zero by zero graphics quality fantastic yeah okay saw a butterfly on a flower and thought this would be a great picture boy was i wrong what do you mean you were wrong it's a fantastic picture also what phone are you using god correct that's not quite right try again no i won't oh yeah that makes sense the google logo can easily come apart so that it can be packed away in a suitcase better how many how many days are there in a year 172 days i don't think that's quite right i mean unless this person googled this from somewhere in between venus and mercury distance 2.25 kilometers calories burned 110 and a healthy pace of literally zero steps you're incredible zenyatta encoding sequence zero one estimated time remaining until past the end of the known universe this is what it's like not having a three thousand dollar pc when you're a video editor current weather okay it's fifteen thousand four hundred degrees fahrenheit and fifteen thousand eight hundred and thirty six percent humidity must be some kind of horrific combination of florida and arizona a place that none of us ever wanna go 2.2 million views 11. i am human incorrect please try again oh god they're on to me holy [ __ ] they're on to me hmm i'm gonna go with yes hey come fight is the app store challenging me to a battle meet me at the mall you piece of crap i'm gonna take your ass down see i win all of my fights the secret ingredient is cheating buy coronavirus and get free shipping on aliexpress you mean to tell me this all started because someone bought it on aliexpress the following application's disk is not inserted twitch huh you have negative one likes finally tinder's being honest with people stop that train lego city um that says the hunger games let's go to support.ubisoft.com and uh okay holy crap what the hell happened to my keyboard this went for a quick 453 mile jog it's not really all that bad once you get past the first 276 miles decision faker a manager who makes random decisions about a project with lots of confidence and no data team managers who use monday.com make smarter decisions wait a minute ah some of the greatest hits by the beatles like hey jude here comes the sun the something this android update's done wonders for my storage space holy crap you basically have unlimited storage now bravo my man kerbal actuators unsupported by kerbal space program version 1.7.1 please blah blah blah blah what the hell is going on your story has uh uh wow that's a lot of views find out who's seen it before it disappears i don't think you're gonna be able to find out who's seen it at all with a number like that canadian tire and lindsay temporarily closed after every item scanned comes up as mr potato head i can't even begin to fathom how that would happen but i would pay any amount of money to have been there when the poor guys were trying to sell some stock and mr potato had just kept coming up every time imagine explaining that to your customer please select the model of your current samsung smartphone out of an entire list of iphones alright how am i gonna shorten every book which wasn't made every into many book holy crap all right page 21 of 20. that's how i feel when i'm trying to study i think my iphone has more storage than apple is willing to admit that's not that much storage your total playtime in soldier is negative 3354 oh well that's just not right that can't be right choose a video that's shorter than zero seconds yeah give me a couple weeks that's going to be kind of hard unfortunately has stopped uh okay negative 999 degrees fahrenheit and you're in texas it never gets that cold there death note oh well that looks a lot happier than i remember java update uh java huh what i don't know java paddington looks a lot grittier than i remember everybody gangster until the cash register starts speaking enchanting tables me too train me too yeah same original result um what got this result speedometers where we're going we don't need speedometers say uh how fast are we going yes this is a good way to represent everybody that doesn't wear a mask hey what the hell happened there that's only a little bit terrifying i mean i might have a couple nightmares tonight now that is some ping dude it must take you like 450 000 years just to load up a website i see no problem here sometimes i like to talk to my minecraft painting friends as well followed categories animal crossing and animal crossing the hardest choices require the strongest wills have you heard of a yes or no i have of course i have it's the first letter of the damn alphabet the compass just wants you to notice it look it doesn't get a lot of attention these days so of course it's gonna try to get your attention in wacky ways ah there goes that crazy ping again pretty decent sleep good workout schedule oh you're dead well that makes it all the more impressive ah north carolina where the weather is oh oh so cold sort by newest oldest hershney galagagi bangkatawani or most popular negative one issues found yeah i think i'll scan again really quick that doesn't sound right huh yeah all right that looks about right um well this is a little bit awkward but i just have to ask how look your computer's probably freaking out because you're going back to september of 2000 to do anything probably not the best time to go back to not only is dog meat completely invincible and will get you killed a lot but if he doesn't really feel like helping out he'll just yeet off into the sky okay age 417 years i'm realizing how people are much nicer when you smile age 418 years i got stuck in an elevator with a druggie for 9 hours age 419 years i've been thinking that if men in saudi arabia are imprisoned for being homosexual does that mean that the prisons in saudi arabia are super fabulous age 420 years nice look weird glitches aside i still think the closest humanity ever came to world peace was when pokemon go launched my gmail's been sinking for four days now this is why it's important to clean it out as often as you can open with browser more browser more i'm gonna do browser so i took a screenshot in a game but it corrupted it actually looks kinda cool wish i had that much storage on a 2018 phone 524 gigabytes not bad your uber account was used on a new device new device sign in date and time of login june 29th 2020 at hurley thanks uber when i rebooted my phone all of my apps were moved to one spot okay that's hilarious thanks for the 10 24 pm heart attack nest new people seen oh no that would be actually quite horrifying oh well there they go not much you can do about that i suppose hello yes i am zero please hire me i don't know man i usually want someone to be at least a year old hey guys i think my game is going to be extra pumped up 330 percent done apparently this itch dot io game is 1.5 exabytes oh man you just don't have enough space do you and it's no wonder it looks like your computer is from 1937 with a mix of vista in there system language suddenly changed to ancient elvish nah dude that's enchanting table i found a really old sd card that apparently corrupted this is one of the photos ooh that gives off a pretty nifty vibe well kinda nifty it looks like some attempted outrun art new facebook icons look dope oh nice very simple not a whole lot going on not too crazy every time my family drives to the city we always stop at this cafe and their pos display has been like this for literally years can't open config.ini wow they just never bothered to have an i.t guy come in and get that looked at at all they don't give a sh i know they say give a hundred and ten percent but really yes xbox that certainly is three people what you can't count on microsoft to actually count things right i mean come on the latest halo game is called infinite they just forgot what came after five seriously people what in the world is up with y'all's ping didn't realize you were trying to connect to a game from freaking jupiter my cs go isn't feeling too good oh i'll let cs go you might have to put it out of its misery finally i think black ops 4 is speaking enchanting table language yep there's enchanting table everywhere so the find my phone feature on my galaxy active decided to turn into a kid's drawing of a magnifying glass after a few uses aw how cute also either that watch is the size of a 14 foot clock or you've got a very very small wrist so i tried to open up steam yeah you want to talk about it looks like i'm going hyperspeed don't worry give it some time you'll hit plaid eventually and add for sniper 3d an android game ooh that looks absolutely riveting i just wanted to emulate spongebob battle for bikini bottom oh emulation you need some serious hardware for that to happen right ea's not just cheap it's rushed too yeah ea sports games are probably some of the worst uh ever doodle jump on my grandma's ipad with 380 000 plus notifications this is not how tournaments work i'm sorry guys i gotta go back to reading my a plus book i need to flush all this bullcrap with some actual knowledge well i mean she's the one that walked over some random dude's head while they were laying down on the ground now that is some serious digital zoom seriously with that kind of zoom i'll finally be able to see my own looks like my left earbuds doing pretty darn well and my right one has committed suicide all right i don't know what those three options up there are uh cancel all certificates or do not use this button okay that's actually quite terrifying why would they bother to put that in there i mean is it gonna light my computer on fire is it gonna bring my mom back from the dead i'm just kidding she's not dead and just like that we've come to the end of another video always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this one consider dropping us a like down below and if you really enjoyed the video make sure you get yourself subscribed and hit that bell icon and until next time we'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,080,919

Rating: 4.9668818 out of 5

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Id: 367wyfVD1Cw

Length: 13min 40sec (820 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 29 2020