r/Prorevenge I Destroyed My Lying, Cheating Preacher's Life!

welcome to our / / revenge where Opie destroys the life of a cheating preacher I spent about ten years teaching high school humanities at a small private school for my first two years I didn't have a classroom just a small office I would bring what I needed for each class on a card and go from room to room depending on which teacher had to prep at any given time this was incredibly inconvenient and not being the most organized of teachers to begin with made things difficult to keep track of there were a group of 11th grade boys who decided to make things a little more difficult for me they were good kids we got along well I coached several of them on the school soccer team but they decided that since my office would often be empty it was a great place to prank it was never anything too serious things falling over when I opened the door or things disappearing for a day and then turning up in a different place the next day nothing was ever damaged and I could never prove who it was even though I knew my school had mandatory final exams in each academic course I didn't really think they were necessary so I would generally make them pretty easy with a lot of preparation I would give out study Xi's and play review games for a couple of weeks before the test and there was no reason the students wouldn't do well on them I had admin approval to do this as they weren't particularly fond of the final exam rule either it was a school board policy a few nights before the offending boys had their exam I had a brainwave I created a second exam gone were the multiple choice questions and obvious things from the review sheets in their place came detailed questions about concepts that were briefly mentioned in class essay question after essay question ambiguous questions with no clear answers definitions of words that there was no way they knew it took a couple of hours but I lacked the whole time when the test came I had this special exams at the bottom of the pile and handed them out to each of the four or five boys I told my vice principal what was happening and he insisted on being present I started the timer and watched as the boys flipped over their papers it was all I could do to keep a straight face eyes win heads were shaking panic was setting in especially as they saw other classmates flying through their exams one of the boys raised their hand sorry no questions during the final you should be prepared based on your study sheets I let them go on for about five or ten minutes of terror before I gathered the fake test and gave them the real ones they all passed with flying colors and never pranked my office again it was glorious Opie I genuinely love this story usually I'm Pro revenge you get stories of people like ruining other people's lives but this is actually bizarrely wholesome our next reddit post is from do not f with fatty due to the well of my friends definitely not an axe murderer or date recommendations drying up I've turned to that most sacred of modern relationship institutions online dating as a very busy person trying to get in with other very busy people I prized honesty and directness above all else when it comes to profile creation I include full body shots in my photos try to minimize the use of my space angles and selfies and right at the very top of my summary / caption / profile that I am fat not Kirby not thick not lots of love I'm effing fat I'm not ashamed of it but I also know that weight is a deal-breaker for lots of people I don't want to waste anyone's time about a year ago I met Evan via tinder we exchanged friendly messages for a few hours one night and agreed to meet up for drinks the following evening I waited for a full hour past the designated time and just as I was getting up to leave the tech started rolling in I can see you sweating from here how long does it take you to roll out of bed every morning is there an earthquake or are you just getting up for more pretzels really idiotic juvenile stuff four separate numbers commenting on things like my clothes which clued me in that the cinders were nearby this went on for 15 minutes before I finally saw Evan trying to hide in a corner table and giggling with a group of his buddies I made eye contact saw that he saw me and then walked out the texts kept up until I blocked the numbers a few hours later I ran into Evan about three weeks we got onto the same elevator and he tried really hard at being super interested in the emergency phone instructions I confronted him and he admitted it was just some game that him and his friends play he knew I was fat before agreeing to meet up they all did because that's what they do meet up with fat women then either goes them or troll them at the Meetup it was also kinda obvious he'd never seen any consequences from this BS as he was sweating pretty hard and looked more humiliated than I felt I just said whatever and walked out expecting to never see him again about a month ago some local foodie wrote a great review of the restaurant I owned and we've been slammed ever since in the past I stayed mostly in the kitchen but I've been doing him more and more front of the house stuff lately and Valentine's Day I was working a bit of a split between the two I saw Evan just as he was pushing in a stage chair my name isn't on the restaurant and he didn't see me I checked the section of the hostess stand and saw that one of my favorite old-timers nan was going to be his waitress I went to the bar till took out 400 bucks put it in her hands and said this is going to be your only table for the rest of the night you're gonna make this the worst date he's ever been on she spilled every single thing she brought out to the table all over him I was waiting for him to blow up on man but he bottled it up obviously trying to make a good impression on his date she seemed like a perfectly lovely lady I told nan to make sure everything was good for her and terrible for Evan she poured ice water on his dick she smacked the back of his head with the edge of a tray spilled soup on his shirt dropped every fork he asks for I personaly over-salted his food use the terrible liquor for his drinks use flour instead of sugar on his dessert to be honest I don't know why he didn't just walk out he must have really wanted to passionately hug this woman finally he cracked demanded nan find the manager and bring her out I was only too happy to emerge from the kitchen with my chef's could and say what I'm not ashamed to admit I'd been planning out all night I would have said hi earlier but I didn't want the earthquake to disturb your dinner I will savor the look on Evans face for the rest of my life he was a little too flummoxed to explain so I pulled the chair up to the table and introduced myself to his date Amanda told her how I met Evan showed her some fun old messages then I gave her a voucher for a free meal on her next visit and told Evan to get the F out and never come back he deleted his tinder profile Oh P I'm really glad you got revenge and that Evan got a taste of justice but man Amanda just had the wildest date in history our next reddit posted some Cultra and the set up in the story is pretty long but man the payoff is incredible I've been a computer technician for more than 15 years I've worked on all kinds of computers everything from tiny point-of-sale computers to large rack server computers I've been attending a church that was new to me I was trying to date a woman there this church was her idea that relationship crashed and burned but that's a different story it was about five years ago I had just sat through a long sermon about generosity and giving to those that need help at the end of the sermon Pastor Bob asked for an additional donation because the church's roof needs repairs and it would cost twenty thousand dollars that's right twenty thousand freedom dollars for a new roof after the service I'm talking to my date Pastor Bob walks over to me I said hi and he introduced himself we talked of it and pastor Bob asked what I do for a living I tell him I'm a computer tech with a shop as I'm telling him I have a feeling he already knows what I do Pastor Bob asked me to have a look at his laptop it's running very slow so I agree I turn the laptop on and I hear a clicking noise this Clues me in that it's probably the hard drive but I still can't access the data this is a good thing because it means I can properly recover the data so I tell Pastor Bob the hard drive is dying it needs to be replaced I also tell him I can probably recover the data Pastor Bob asked how much it would cost to fix I tell him for most people I would charge around 250 bucks however I feel like I'm donate my time so I would just need 60 bucks for a new hard drive Pastor Bob agree so I an invoice new hard drive 60 bucks labor is zero dollars data recovery is zero dollars and two to four days for repair Pastor Bob signed the invoice thus I take the laptop to my shop I open the laptop HP why do you use so many screws and clips I get the hard drive out and connected to my recovery rig I set up the recovery to clone the data to a new hard drive but not the new one for the laptop a high end storage drive I go home after locking up the shop next day Monday I open the shop and check the recovery rig it's working but it'll take at least 10 more hours so I start work on the other tickets then at closing time I lock up and go home next day Tuesday I've had pastor Bob's laptop for two days I open the shop and check my recovery rig the good news is that the recovery completed 100% data recovered the report says the hard drive developed too many bad sectors now I have a choice to make I could put in a 1 terabyte hard drive or 120 gigabyte SSD each for $60 or I could pay some money myself for a 240 gigabyte SSD for a hundred bucks I decide why not and put the 240 gigabyte SSD in the laptop I think cloned all the data over from the new recovery stores drive to the new SSD an hour later the clone is done so I check everything the laptop works great and is exactly like how it was before the first hard drive died even the login still worked therefore I call Pastor Bob and tell him his computer is done he says that's great and he'll be there soon to get it about 45 minutes later Pastor Bob walks in I show him his laptop is working much faster he loves it and signs the pickup form he then pays me with a check for $60 it's important he paid with a check I do a bank run on Monday and Friday so that Friday I'm at the bank I'm informed that pastor Bob's cheque is void what's why Pastor Bob had placed a stop payment on the check consequently I called him and he ignored my call I go to church on Sunday Pastor Bob gives a sermon about not lying I walk up to him and he avoids me so I leave and decide I'm gonna write it off I spend a hundred bucks and some time to do something nice a few weeks later a customer walks in looking for a new computer to welcome him I offer him a drinking go over his options I'm chatting up and he tells me he's a contractor he mostly does siding and roofing he's thinking about offering solar that's why he's getting a new computer I asked him how much a new roof costs he says up to about $10,000 so I asked him why someone would say it costs $20,000 and he had no idea I thought it was strange so I asked about the church the contractor said that would have been simple and around five thousand bucks and he could probably do it for less the contractor buys a nice new laptop something about what the contractor said bugs me later why would Pastor Bob lie and say it's $20,000 for a new roof and why would he sit me for 60 bucks I then remember I never cleared the Recovery rig storage drive I check and there it is pastor Bob's laptop data I look around because it's slow and I'm all caught up in repair tickets he had all of his logins stored in a folder on the desktop including his online dating logins and online poker did I mention Pastor Bob is married I start printing his online dating messages I look back and find pastor bob has been passionately hugging several women from his online dating he'd been paying for his dates from the church's donation fund I'm getting angry now then I realized that he had passionately hugged the woman I was dating when I was dating her it was then I decided to break pastor Bob I printed out all his dating messages and the woman that he passionately hugged for the last six months except I refused to print the naughty pictures it was an impressive packet I then decide I need copies of the packet therefore I order a hundred packets printed from a major online printer a few days later my order of revenge packets arrived these run these revenge packets are amazing double-sided staple bound with a cover with Pastor Bob's face on it now the conclusion and I think it's worth it the church had a calendar of what the sermon might be about and a perfect Sunday was approaching I go to church that / pick Sunday I show up a bit late everyone's in the church so I put a revenge packet on each car I have a few revenge packets that are in yellow envelopes fittingly I put them in the mail I sent one to all the higher-ups in the church and I sent a special packet with some what pastor Bob's naughty pictures to Pastor Bob's wife I set the return address at the church I also emailed a bunch of people through a binge packet from a burner email a couple of weeks later I went back to the church Pastor Bob was gone so was the wife several the woman were also gone including the one I was dating I asked one of the important people there what happened the answer was amazing I was told about the revenge packet and how everyone had gotten one the day my revenge packet appeared the sermon Pastor Bob had given was about the evils of adultery and cheating on your wife Thank You church calendar the fall out Pastor Bob was fired and shunned multiple women from the church have not returned including the one I was dating pastor Bob's wife is still forcing him and she's the one that owned the house in cars no longer a pastor bob is now being sued by several people including the one that fix the roof he never paid any of them there were also rumors of a criminal case for embezzlement no one has seen Bob in a while now the church might close if they can't find a new pastor but the church's money is very low apparently he also spent over thirty thousand dollars on online gambling man that Pastor who really should have just spent the 60 bucks our next reddit post is from Harry monk background years back I work for a large bank in the UK we all worked in the same floor and in the same department but within different teams I was just passing through on us a conman and saw the beginning of this revenge but was filled in on the aftermath later one of the teams was run by a woman called Sarah Sarah was by many measures a good manager but she had a blind spot that blind spot was a woman called Helen now when I was in my previous role I interacted with Helen a fair bid and she had seemed friendly but when it came to actually working with her she was a nightmare she tattled steal ideas and credit and generally throw you under the bus at any opportunity I'm not sure why Sara always protected her but it soon became a sore point for most people on the floor who had to deal with her inter Mike who was the manager of a smaller team Mike could be a bit of a dick but was still professional and fun to work with to give you an idea of his character I found out I was being made redundant and even though he wasn't my manager he heard about it and booked time out to help me with my CV and do interview practice shortly after it was announced that Mike smaller team was being dissolved and the staff either made redundant or moved to other teams at the time of the cuts the economy in the UK was in a bad state and all the banks were looking for efficiencies he was redeployed and took the vacant manager role under Sarah that Helen had been gunning for to make matters worse Helen now reported directly to him Helen was furious and spent no time in making her discontent known as she felt she was entitled to the promotion unfortunately for her Mike was wise to her they both joined the company around the same time and so he knew exactly what she was like he'd even had her blame him for mistakes before hell even the project she'd gotten so much praise for had been work one of his staff had done so he started the process of documenting her poor working attitude to manage her out of the business Sarah however would not allow it Helen was a high performer in her eyes and she wouldn't sign off on him getting rid of her when I left the team Mike was frustrated with her and wasn't sure what to do the revenge I met up with Mike a year later and he shared how he solved the Helen problem because he knew all the issues I'd had with her because Sarah kept his hands tied his only other option to get Helen out of the team was to have her leave of her own accord he couldn't asked her by making her life difficult or she'd go to Sarah so he went the other way this mother effer sat through every performance meeting with her for the rest of the year gritting his teeth and praising her that then justified him giving her a really high performance rating he also used his contacts to find roles and other teams at his grade and he talked Helen up to them these roles were specifically selected because they specialized in one of things Helland claimed she was an expert at but had very little real experience in basically roles where he knew she'd have the highest chance of [ __ ] the bed eventually she applied for one and he spent several weeks coaching her for the interview in that company at the time the interview sure squirt off her three main factors performance rating in the current role competency based on interview results and relevant experience he'd done everything he could to make her shine in all three she took the promotion and within two months head quit the bank he knew she wasn't ready for the responsibility didn't have the skills and her poor work ethic would be exposed worst case she'd get her act together and he'd still look like the perfect manager to Sarah that was our slash Pro revenge and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put on new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Mon Apr 13 2020