r/Prorevenge Cruel Bully Gets BANNED!

welcome to our slash Pro revenge where justice is served on New Year's Day of 2018 I resolved to get in shape I was never overweight but growing up in Russia and spending my very early adulthood there I smoked like a chimney and my cardio was garbage going to college in America didn't help matters because I started drinking to go along with my smoking I decided to start going to spin class I work at a marketing firm and chose a particular spin class because I received a free year-long membership as a holiday office party president that year it was a generous gift because it was a trendy pricey boutique spin studio I've ridden bikes my whole life so I thought how hard can it be to ride a bike that doesn't go anywhere but my first day in class was a rude awakening it was clear that the class that I was attending an early morning class for people to attend before work was an advanced one where a majority seemed to already be part of the culture and very fit it was obvious I couldn't keep up the instructor was really nice and told me that since I'm new it's a good idea for me to ride up front so that I can watch him and copy what he does more accurately or alternatively he can easily see what I'm doing and offer alternatives if I'm not doing things right I thought what a great guy and what a great class there were these two other students in the class though who gradually made my morning spin classes suck Valerie was obviously very fit she looked like a model and obviously worked hard to look as good as she did Boris was her male equivalent they were both about my age maybe a few years older but it was clear they were far more fit than me they were obviously very invested in that particular gyms culture and that they were always decked out in the store brand athletic wear I'm not gonna lie they looked good wearing it they weren't a couple but it was obvious that Boris had a thing for Valerie and Valerie was aware of it and not reciprocating whatever they were doing it was my business that thing about both of them being far more fit than me they didn't let me forget it for some reason they seemed to take offense to the fact that I was riding up front I can see why the front two rows were filled with the very strongest fittest people the let's take a selfie sort of gym people except these ones seemed actually fit at the same time all the other super hot girls and guys especially the guys were very nice to me and didn't seem to care that I wrote upfront where as Valerie and Boris would always shoot these sideward disgusted glances at me or smirk I'm not a confrontational person so I wouldn't do the thing most would do in that situation such as say the F is your problem jerk I always got to class super early to dress up and adjust my bike the gym has a policy first come first serve when it comes to choosing one of the thirty bikes in the studio I noticed a lot of other people show up early who were also clearly less fit than the stars that occupied the first couple of rows but they seemed to self-segregate in the very back I was still new as it was my first couple of weeks so I sat up front because I was still finding my rhythm I'd sit right up front where the instructor told me so that I could watch him and he could watch me every time he would come in he would greet me enthusiastically and praised me for my commitment to fitness it was little wonder his class was so popular everyone held him in high regard sometimes in class he would shout encouragement to the class as a whole but also give personal shoutouts to certain students despite the darkness of the room when the instructor said great job there Oh P you're killing it I noticed both Boris and Valerie gave each other a look and shake their heads laughing I never knew for sure why Valerie hated me but I think it might be because we were both Russian and no one else who went to that early class seemed to be and she wanted to be the only Eastern European girl who knows as for Boris he followed Valerie because he wanted to get into her pants Boris and Valerie usually showed up right when class was starting and the whole place was packed and yet they were so entitled that there were always two bags up front right next to each other reserved for them despite the crowd at 5:30 a.m. there were still a couple of empty bikes in the middle are back but that wasn't good enough for them I'd be right in the front row too I got there early and it was my right to sit wherever I please and yet despite them showing up at the last second they shake their heads at me like I'm the one who's got a lot of nerve well this goes on day after day for a whole month and despite the fact that I'm no longer new and I'm starting to get more fit and don't really need the instructor so much just to survive the hour on the bike I still sit up front I thought maybe the particular bike that I was selecting had some significance to Valerie or Boris and that's why they copped such an attitude all the time I always wrote on the same bike by this time I was a bit chummy with a lot of the other women and knew their names and we'd hug in the morning I thought I should make peace with Valerie if not Boris who always sort of gave me a I hate you because Valerie hates you but if there was no Valerie I'd totally go out with you vibe so when I saw Valerie that morning as usual she showed up right when the class started and sat next to me I politely asked was this your bike before and you were used to it we can trade if you like she rolls her eyes at me and gives Boris a look and like a donkey he smirks - she actually says you should sit in the back we're motivating people up here and you're hogging the mirror space there was a whole wall mirror in front of the classroom I'm thinking what is this high school what the actual f you've got to be thirty effing years old and you're acting like this and seriously you may be fitter than me but I'm just as tall and don't wait any more than you do or take up any more space in the mirror and it wouldn't matter even if I did we're adults or at least I am sigh that's what I wish I said instead I just put my head down and went on with my class eventually I got so familiar with the other students because the same regulars would come to class every day that we all became social media friends I even became social media friends with the instructor I don't post much on social media I don't show where I work or every single thing I do or my random brain farts I just post the occasional photo on one of these rare photos where I was admittedly begging for approval because I was proud of developing ABS the spin instructor himself commented how proud he was of me a lot of people from spin class also said nice things I was friends not either with Valerie nor Boris on social media but they both liked the instructors comment on my photo and my guess is it's because they both liked to kiss his butt they certainly never showed me any kindness in class unlike everyone else who was supportive of me I clicked on their names and my suspicions were confirmed both of them practically lived on social media and took endless selfies showed off their bodies humble bragged non-stop they also made no secret of who their employers were Valerie tried to claim she was a model even though it was clear her only real job was being a sales rep for a beauty brand Valerie was only a model in the take a picture of yourself using your iPhone in front of the bathroom mirror since so Valerie I guess that makes me a model too these two were such idiots that they'd post really dumb things on each other's walls it didn't seem like they really had lives other than to talk trash against people I saw that they had one exchange where they were clearly talking about me how do I know because they actually said my name and said that I was ugly and a wannabe and skinny fat and all this other horrible garbage they also talked a lot about other people in the class and said horrible things and actually name names it doesn't seem like they were friendly with other people even the very fit people who and some cases were even fitter in terms of the class they were social media friends with the instructor and some of the other teachers on the schedule and with each other but not with anyone else anyway I actually confirmed my suspicions that Boris was lowkey thirsty after the spin instructor made a nice comment on my picture and Boris saw that I existed online he sent me a private message asking me to go for coffee sometime I ignored the message which is just as well because the next time in class he ignored me and just followed Valerie's normal smirk and routine I don't like to start drama but I don't like being bullied and trashed either I scream captured and saved a lot of both Valerie's and boss's comments were they trashed at least a dozen people in our class and then made a dummy Facebook account I fired off every screen captured to the owner of the studio not just the manager of that particular branch but the owner of the whole company in addition to the branch manager I let them know that these two cretins were trashing many people in the morning class and creating a hostile unwelcome environment I was also nice enough to send the appropriate screen captures were boris and valerie named specific people in their class to those actual people if their accounts weren't set to we're only friends could message them our post on their feeds in less than a week Boris and Valerie were gone both had their memberships revoked and were banned from every one of the brand studios several of the people that Valerie insulted were sufficiently offended that they send emails to Valerie's employer Valerie as previously mentioned made no secret of where she worked about what a hateful body-shaming person she was and how such a person should not be any kind of brand ambassador from what the other girls in the studio tell me Valerie got fired from her job don't worry Valerie you still have your modeling career of taking selfies in your panties next to your toilet in your apartment I had the pleasure of seeing some of the less patient buff dudes in class who didn't find it amusing that Boris was telling Valerie on Facebook that he could kick anyone's butt in class openly offer to let him test his theory anytime anywhere unfortunately Boris was too occupied up front getting his membership cancelled and being refunded and being told to never come back pleased to make such arrangements SIA butthole Boris had a wannabe unlicensed personal training business that he talked about on Facebook and several of the men in class who had legit training certificates shut him down with the quickness there's always Starbucks maybe I'll go for coffee sometime and buy it from you Boris ista as for me I still show up early but I usually find my comfort zone in row 2 now or even further back there's always new students and I like for them to sit right up front so they can feel welcome that's what it's meant to be in a fitness community everyone's welcome this isn't some kind of high school cafeteria you can't sit with us bs I honestly hope Boris and Valerie grew up I low-key hope they marry because they deserve each other though I also hope they don't breed because of that much narcissism from two parents would result in a kid with lots of issues coy gone down in the comments sums up all of my thoughts quite nicely I don't remember who said it or I'd provide a link but somebody said mocking overweight people at the gym is like mocking alcoholics and alcohols Anonymous what kind of garbage human do you have to be to make fun of people for trying to improve themselves ha ha look at that loser trying to get healthy and get in shape what a poser our next reddit poses from gamers eat bacon here's some backstory I have a four year old cocker spaniel named Charlie and he likes to poop I let him out in my front garden every morning for his toilet routine same in the evening we don't have a boundary fence on where my garden and my neighbors start besides a row of bushes saying this Charlie hasn't ever crossed or pooped past these bushes now every week I collect up said poop before it gets into a disturbing amount I've been doing this for the past four years to keep my friend garden looking good and not smelly one day I came home from work to find that my neighbors weren't happy that there was dog poop in my front garden I instantly went to collect up what was there there wasn't much and it was nowhere near the boundary of where our Gardens mean fast forward a week my neighbor again complained about the dog poop being in my garden however this time threatened to hurt my dog if he continued to poop in my garden this time I wasn't so nice about it and stated that it's my garden and my dog can do as he pleases now I know dog poop can be annoying but when it's not in your garden and there's no smell due to decent airflow and an open front garden is it really justified to threaten a man's dog over some poop anyway after months of this with petty things and shade being thrown at me every day about having a dog I decided to declare war on my neighbor's now I know these people pretty well they just moved in and we let them use our Wi-Fi for a couple of months until they got their sorted I picked up a few things about them and one of them was how OCD they were they cut their back garden every week and painted the entire bottom layer of the house to match their fence this was all the fuel I needed to exact my revenge my first step was to start off small I knew they'd like things to match so I painted my fence gate bright pink instead of matching it with my fence this was my first small victory they hated it so much they begged me to correct the color so I did I figured if peace was an option it was worthwhile then began the hate again I had to come up with something so evil and yet genius that it couldn't be traced back to me this is when I planted over 5,000 dandelion seeds in their front and garden I figured I was in this for the long game I did this under the cover of night and made sure to plant them in place is not easily mowed fast for three months and their garden was covered in weeds they grew through all the slapping and were patched all over the garden it took them over three days to clear the weeds and around a hundred pounds of weed killer Opie this is a good story but I feel like this is more our slash petty revenge than our slash Pro revenge but I do give you props for sticking up for your dog that was our / Pro revenge and if you're new to my channel definitely hit that subscribe button because I put out new write up videos every single day

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Length: 16min 12sec (972 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 12 2019