r/Entitledparents "Your English Is SOO Bad! Where'd You Learn it?" "England..."

welcome to our slash entitled parents we're an untitled mother abandons her child so my stepmom is British Welsh to be exact for those who don't know Wales is the little hump west of England in north of Cornwall it's a beautiful place known for sheep alcohol and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol my stepmom is ethnically Welsh but raised in England despite this my nan and tade Welsh for Grandma and Grandpa insisted on her and her brother learning Welsh to preserve their heritage the Welsh are proud people and so they wanted to ensure their children were as immerse as they could be so she grew up bilingual went to university got a job working for a certain tech giant and moved for the u.s. to help train their staff a few years later she met my dad and joined the family at the time I was still getting over my mom so her presence was less than welcome despite this my stepmom never pushed me or tried to buy her way in she gave me the room I needed to grieve and when I was ready shower me with enough affection to make up for the lost time she has my eternal love and respect for it and has become my second mother now we live in a large town in the Midwest being west of the seaboard in the east of the Mississippi so while most people are open to outsiders there's the usual few who just want to ruin everything around Christmastime I was visiting home from college with my girlfriend Charlie enjoying some quality girls time with my stepmom we were in the mall searching for some place it's old plastic modeling glue from my dad he's really into Warhammer during this my stepmom is on the phone with her brother who still lives in the UK catching up and sharing some laughs they were speaking Welsh to each other which happened to offend a woman who has since earned the title of Karen we were standing in front of the mall map trying to find the hobby store when I heard a loud scoff from behind us I turned to see a woman dressed in a rather nice-looking business suit corralling her kids away like they just encountered a streaker now I was ready to let it go but Charlie can get very defensive of people she likes so she ended up calling her out something offends you ma'am she seemed to ponder her next move before responding with that oh so stupid phrase here in America when you're here you speak English Muslim my kids don't need to hear that now I've met some pretty stupid people in my life even dated one but never ever have I heard of someone confusing Welsh for Arabic which is what I assumed she meant they're two very different languages from two very different cultures the only similarities between them is how little I understand them however for someone to be so offended by someone speaking in other language they probably also didn't immerse themselves too much in other cultures to her the world probably began in New York and ended in Los Angeles it was at this point that my stepmom hung up now I know that Americans get a bad rap and all she said in an obvious British accent but it doesn't help when you actively conform to the stereotype oh my god Karen said with righteous indignation your accent is awful where did you even learn to speak English my stepmom held the most deadpan expression she could England I swear I could smell the smoke coming from the flaming mess inside Karen's skull she looked at Charlie and I a pair of shockingly Caucasian college brats and then my stepmom our even paler chaperone took a moment to process what she was doing and then walked away dragging a group of embarrassed looking tweens with her I have to give her credit at least she knew when to quit my stepmom chuckled muttered an offensive sounding Welsh phrase and then helped us scan the map for the hobby shop the rest of the day went well and we had a funny story to tell my dad when we got back tell all my bigots out there who got offended when someone speaks another language get over yourselves the world doesn't revolve around you - all my bilingual friends out there who speak their native tongues good for you it's important to keep your culture alive and to Karen next time you try to accost someone for speaking something other than English at least get the right continent going back to when Opie said it's a beautiful place known for sheep alcohol and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol the user Pinnock one set down in the comments they say the Welsh invented the condom using sheep guts the English improved upon the idea by taking them out of the sheep our next reddit post is from a long string of random characters a bit of background this happened a little while ago around June or July of 2019 due to the Rona I've had lots of time for nostalgia my mother's side of the family is large close dramatic and oftentimes unpleasant there are maybe five people I unequivocally like excepting my immediate family in my cousins meaning I don't like my uncle's grandfather and one aunt we all get on well enough but my cousin Rebecca and I have been very close our whole lives she's a few months older than me so she was 19 when this happened I was 18 it's also important to note that she's a woman and I'm a dude during the summer in winter breaks our family will congregate around our grandparents house sometimes for weeks at a time people leave their kids come and go we all have less than an hour away my mom brother stepfather and I used to live there it had been a long day and we were deciding where to sleep my brothers and Rebecca's siblings plus her cousins from our other on knuckle we're talking about sleeping outside Rebecca and I deciding we would like to sleep in real bids went inside and claimed my younger brother's old bedroom which has two twin beds on opposite sides of the room we watched the entirety of Chicago with our grandma told her what room we would be in and went to bed with Rebecca in the bay closer to the door we showed each other some sucky memes talked about boys and then we turned the lamps out I laid in bed watching the bats outside while Rebecca stared at her phone about 15 minutes later the door opened up it was one of our other cousins Zoey and our oldest Aunt Karen they saw Rebecca there and Zoey asked Rebecca if she could share the room with her Rebecca said I mean no my own said why can't she because Opie is in the other bed then my aunt flipped on the light like people weren't trying to sleep flung the door open and glared at me my cousin Zoey said oh that's kind of inappropriate mm-hmm Rebecca and I shared a look she's one of the four people in the family who knows I'm gay Zoey and Karen are unaware I said this isn't alabama auntie we're just sleeping in the same room yeah but it could get the other cousins ideas what look mister I either go sleep outside or sleep downstairs I don't care what you two say or think mixed-gender sleeping at your age is inappropriate well our age is adult aunty and it isn't your house and it doesn't really matter what you think because I'm not getting out of this bed you're welcome to try and move me stopping a disrespectful Punk and move Opie end of discussion you're right it is I'm not moving unless grandma says so and since she knows I'm sleeping here I bet she won't leave me alone seriously auntie this is ridiculous young lady I suggest you quiet down - before you have to move - come on Opie don't be a jerk just move rooms our other cousin is down in the basement this is the dumbest stuff I've ever had to put up with shut up and leave me alone then my aunt started chewing me out hardcore and we wound up having a nice 3 a.m. shouting match over whether or not I could sleep in a bed I was already in we're both theater people and I'm a little deaf so in the midst of it we woke up grandma Karen's mom and the other entre Becca's mom who came to check it out my grandma said what's all the yelling mister entitled here won't leave the bedroom and let my daughter sleep there it's so wildly inappropriate Rebekah Opie y'all aren't gonna passionately hug or anything absolutely not never good enough for me grandma walked away and went to bed while Karen jabbered on about setting an example then Rebecca's mom grabbed her by the shoulder Karen I love you but if you wake up the whole house at 3:00 in the effing morning over kids sharing a room again there will be issues don't swear in front of my daughter can I please go to bed somewhere the other couch in the living room is pretty comfy up grab your blankets absolutely not well if you try and make the boy move again you're gonna piss everyone off including MA so maybe just stop being a [ __ ] and let people sleep I fine when he apologizes for being rude to me not gonna happen lady then I got up ran over closed and locked the door while caring you yelled at me from the other side to open the hell up I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face I woulda so yeah weird 2 a.m. post about my aunt have fun this is caring think that everyone under the age of 25 is just in a constant state of must resist incest our next reddit post is from SP marque this story isn't mine but a close friends her parents are divorced and her father got full custody only issue is he's an unbelievable butthole he basically forced her out when she turned 18 to living with her mother however she's employed by her father at his pizza shop because he made them work for him with the quarantine he had to fire his own daughter since they couldn't afford to keep her on I should also mention that the only way he afforded to open the pizza shop was using the mother's child support money now most of the kids are 18 and he's getting significantly less of its my friend pal for unemployment since she was fired and her father is now taking her to court over it saying that part of that money should be his she hasn't even lived with her father since at least August can you imagine our next reddit post is from cat versus this happened to me today and I'm still scratching my head for the logic I'm a 34 year old Dutch guy without a driver's license it sucks but Dutch public transport kinda rocks so for almost two years now I've been using it to get to my job and in those two years I've never really had a bad experience it doesn't involve a late bus and rain until today that is because of the pandemic bus schedules have been adjusted to once or twice per hour it's far from ideal but I understand why kids aren't going to school so the bus company would lose money letting empty buses drive but when it came to the schedule I drew the short straw because if I want to go by bus from home to my work I would be traveling 90 minutes instead of 40 and I would arrive at work 30 minutes early than normal to me this is not an option so I decided to cycle to work halfway that way I cut 30 minutes out of the trip and I get to work at my normal time the one problem today is that I'm an asthmatic and it was quite windy out this morning so I get to the bus station this morning already struggling for breath I quickly lock my bike and walk towards the terminal focusing on my breathing five minutes later the bus arrives I greet the driver and sit down a minute later our Karen of the story enters the bus she takes a seat on the road next to mine and a few minutes later the bus driver starts the bus and off we go I still feel like I'm struggling for breath and while coughing I quickly get my inhaler and chamber out assemble it and start using it as I struggle to breathe it instantly works I feel precious oxygen entered my lungs this piques Karen's attention what are you doing she asks taking my medication I have asthma and with this weather it was quite a struggle getting here I replied does it help with breathing she asks and I nod my head well yes she extended the e I have kids at home and with Korona I don't want them to suffocate if they get it so give me that inhaler you can get a new one and she holds out her hand oh boy not gonna happen lady I said my most dry and mocking tone I need these meds and they don't help for Corona I don't care give it here she says if she thrusts out her hand again my kids needed more I again tell her no and put my medication in my backpack and try to put on my headset this is where Karen goes full entitled parent and grabs my backpack and starts going through it luckily the hero bus driver was paying attention and we all lurched forward as he hits the brakes he stops the bus stands up and in his best drill instructor voice says lady give that man his backpack back now there was absolutely no doubt of the authority in his voice and the lady turns tomato red as she hands back the backpack I thought that was it oh boy I was wrong I'm not going to type this in caps but our hero yelled every word why on earth would you think that someone's asthma medication would help against corona besides you saw the man use it what if he has the virus but didn't get sick also he used it you're gross lady get off the bus now the lady looks like a deer in headlights but doesn't move get off now the hero yells again finally the lady got up and got off the bus I think tower hero bus driver as he sits back down and we get on her way again as the bus drives off I saw the lady on her phone no assault police or destruction of properties so it could have been much worse still I wish I could tell this to the Karen too bad we weren't out of the city yet you disgusting jerk excuse me sir since we're in the middle of a global pandemic could you please give me that thing that has your spit all over it so I can give it to my children Thanks our next reddit post is some spiky Steve so this obviously happened before quarantine but I didn't have read at the time and it's still by far the most mortifying experience I've ever had so I a 15 year old girl struggle with this disorder called trichotillomania it's basically where you use hair-pulling as a coping mechanism when things get stressful in life at the time this happened I was almost completely bald because of it I had patches of wiry regrowing hair and some completely bald patches it was not a pretty sight and I wore beanie 24/7 to cover it up luckily I had really supportive understanding friends who did so much to cheer me up on a daily basis so my friend G invited me around her house for dinner one night I known her family since primary school so I was aware of her mom's strict dinner table policies they were pretty acceptable no coats hats elbows on the table etc but I figured my friend had explained my situation to her and she would understand this was definitely not the case she was visibly uncomfortable with me wearing the beanie as we sat down to eat Opie would you mind taking off your head at the dinner table I became immediately uncomfortable considering how to explain the situation in front of my friends younger brother my friend said mom it's okay just leave it don't talk back to me like that this is my dinner table and I don't allow outdoor clothes during mealtimes I said entitled mother I'm really sorry but I prefer to keep it on for personal reasons the entitled mother stands up from the table this is ridiculous just take up the hats when I didn't budge she grabbed the top of my beanie and started to pull it off my hands started to my head trying to resist she went to make a comment about me being childish but promptly shut up as soon as she revealed my battered patchy and bald head her mouth kind of hung open for a second or two as the rest of the table stayed silent my friend bless her was furious with her entitled mother yanked my precious beanie from her hands and quickly rushed me away from the table edit just in case anyone was interested nothing much happened after this incident my friend was really apologetic for our mom and I was honestly too shocked and embarrassed to know what to say she discreetly let me out of the house because I wasn't comfortable in that environment anymore later on I know my mom had a discussion with her I don't want to get into a whole other story with this but the entitled mother started to exercise her gossipy care and nature around the other parents in the end she did give me an apology it was awkward but I accepted it god that's classic entitled parent logic it's so rude to sit at a table with a hat on yeah lady but it's not rude to stand up and rip a hat off of a guest in your house I think what the entitled mother did was way worse than wearing a hat to the dinner table that was our slash entitled parents and if you liked this video then let me know by hitting the like button because it really helps my channel grow

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Length: 17min 10sec (1030 seconds)

Published: Fri May 15 2020