r/ProRevenge - The GREATEST Revenge Story of All Time

welcome to our /po revenge today we have my favorite reddit story of all time now it's so incredibly juicy so evil and relentless and brutal that part of me thinks that it might be fake and if it is fake then nonetheless this is still an incredibly entertaining story but if it isn't fake then oh my god this is one of the most savage Pro revenge stories I have ever read in my life this all happened to me a few years ago I told a friend the story of my divorce and I was told to share started a few years ago I thought we were happy we were your usual suburban professional couple financially secure healthy good sex life two kids 14 female and 19 male at the time I thought we had a healthy social life we were going through one of your typical married couple rough patches both of us were working long hours not spending enough time together we were going through some developmental problems with my son and tensions in the house we're running a little high I noticed that she was spending a lot more time on her phone texting with her girlfriends I didn't think much of it I started making a much more concerted effort to get out of work when I could help her in the house and be more emotionally available but over the course of a few weeks the Gulf just kept getting wider I ended up accidentally finding some messages when I charged up an old iPad for my son to use her Facebook Messenger was still logged in and there were a lot of highly questionable messages with a guy from her hometown who I will call Jim Bob cooter or JBC for short the messages weren't completely inappropriate but I could tell there were quite a few missing based on the time and context of the messages I made a mental note to keep an eye on this and went about trying to fix things up the next day after I took the day off to knock out some projects that I thought would make her happy and left her some sweet notes reminding her how much I appreciated her she was once again in the corner of the living room texting her girlfriends I took the boys iPad to the office open up Facebook messenger and watched in real time as my wife tore me down her and Jim Bob were making fun of me all of my flaws insecurities and seeker i entrusted to my partner we're now fodder for her and JimBob not only that but while there wasn't outright sexting there was a sexual undertone to the whole conversation especially when she was bashing my performance in the sack I managed to take some screenshots but missed a good bit of the messages because as the conversation was unfolding she was deleting them I wasn't emotionally capable of confronting her I stayed in the office until she was asleep and had a couple drinks I took the next day and spent some time soul-searching drinking and trying to figure out what to do the wife came home and wanted to know what was wrong and I just copped out and told her I had a bad day a couple of minutes later I was watching the iPad as the trainwreck kept unfolding so began a couple solid weeks of taking screenshots drinking and detaching myself from their relationship I knew there was no going back from this the messages were now overtly sexual and my wife completely into it and JimBob was sprinkling in I love yous I consulted a lawyer and got my options and started moving forward here's where everything got absolutely surreal watching the messages I found out JimBob was coming to town to spend a weekend of quality time with my wife in a pretty nice hotel I was missing a good bit of the info they must have had a phone conversation about it at some point but I was able to infer enough to get the win and we're sure as anything the next day the wife is buttering me up and wanting to take a spa weekend with the girls to relax and when she gets back we can really focus on our marriage I go with it all the way it's the greatest idea she's ever had and I'll do anything to get us back on track I get with a lawyer and have him draft a strong separation agreement saying that she would move out she would get weekend visitation no child support in the interim until divorce is final then I sit through the most agonizing two weeks of my life after all this most of my feelings for her are completely gone and I'm just seething with anger like I've never felt before d-day arrives I take the day off work I was draw half of any money and any accounts we're joint on leave her half alone I had already redirected my paycheck to a new bank I closed our money market account and I get a cashier's check for her half and deposit my half in my new accounts I stopped at Office Max and print out about 75 pages of Facebook messenger screenshots and I killed time because I don't want to be at home she texts me that she's taking off and that she loves me I tell her to have fun I show up at the hotel at about 8:30 and call the wife's phone from the lobby it goes straight to voicemail they are probably already at it whatever I walk up at the front desk and asked if I can use the phone to be connected to Jim Bob's room it rings three times and he picks up hello Jim Bob can you send my wife down to the lobby please I don't know what you're talking about bro okay then I guess I'll have to call a mrs. Jim Bob and get her down here totally a bluff I knew he was married and I knew her first name but that was it inaudible shuffling panic you got five minutes click not even two minutes later my wife comes walking out of the elevator looking a little flustered I sit her down in the corner of the lobby she starts spewing bull saying it's not what it seems etc etc I'm not here to argue the things that are said in this pile of papers are what's going on the only way I'm not giving a copy of this to daughter your parents and emailing it to everyone we know is if you move out immediately wife was very prideful daughter was going through a rebellious teen phase and her knowing probably would have forever killed their relationship wife was also her parents golden child and she had always worried about what they thought of her I didn't have much leverage and shame was the only card to play also her professional life is built up around her image so I knew she would protect that at all costs her this is a check for half of the money market account I withdrawn my half of the money from all other joint accounts you should have more than enough to get a place she starts to cry a little I can almost see the different thoughts and waves of emotions going through her but now is the time to keep pressing here is a separation agreement that I think is more than fair considering what's going on I'm going to need you to look this over sign it and leave it at the house when you get your stuff do you want to look through these screenshots okay go have fun with Jim Bob do not come back to the house or I'm going to send this holding up reams of screenshots to everyone I bounced out of the lobby and I can hear her start to have a breakdown I get to the car drive off to a parking lot and have my own crying rage fit previously I would have cried in front of her and yelled and whatnot but I managed to get my stuff together enough to pull it off I don't know what she did that night or over the weekend she texted and called over and over wanting to talk I just turned the phone off and by the time Monday afternoon rolled around there were movers getting her stuff and she delivered the agreement I let her have a talk with the kiddos basically saying mommy and daddy need some time apart we still love you etc it says her standard divorce talk after a week she wants to have a real talk for the first time I obliged her because I've already got my stuff together and I've got an idea of what I want but I should hear her out she's so sorry she wants another chance she wants her family back she'll do anything she's on her knees crying into my lap I have no intention of ever taking her back I tell her she needs to set up marriage counseling on her own at a time that works for me I tell her that I can't live with her but she should be around the children to try and maintain a relationship with them so starts our new normal of her coming over to the house cooking and having dinner with the kids three nights a week she always saved me a plate I made myself scarce her cleaning the house and doing the kids laundry then heading back to her place we went to counseling it consisted of her working through her issues with the therapist trying to figure out why she did it her begging for forgiveness and me stoic ly playing the victim I was never going to give her another chance all I wanted to do was kill time establish myself as the primary caregiver to the kids and establish her as not having residency in the house after a few months I go to my own therapist and get diagnosed with depression and PTSD I asked my work if it's possible to go to part-time for the foreseeable future to deal with personal issues and it's no big deal after six months of therapy I told her that I couldn't forgive her right now and that I wanted an amicable divorce but she is still the love of my life and maybe someday we could give it another try she was devastated but agreed to divorce if I promise to try again someday once the divorce was filed I needed the kids to want to stay with me I let the Google search for how to survive your wife's infidelity up on the shared PC at home and a lesson printed out infidelity articles not-so-hidden in the kitchen my daughter found them and came to me crying I told her she wasn't supposed to find those that mom made a mistake that mom still loves her and that I would always be there for her my daughter who used to hold my wife in such high regard now wouldn't talk to her without screaming and it crushed her not surprisingly when the court needed statements from the kids a few months later little brother followed Big Sisters lead and they both wanted to stay with dad in the house they grew up in when the divorce was finalized I got the house had to buy out something for equity but that's okay I got primary custody of the kids I got awarded generous child support due to the difference in our incomes due to me working part-time now for the last two years I've gotten to live in the house with my kids work part-time get the now ex to subsidize it for me and when she takes the kids over the weekend I get to have my fun with tinder Ella's and some friends with benefits I've cultivated in the eyes of my kids I'm the patron saint of fatherhood for taking the high road and always being there in the eyes of my ex I'm the one that got away that she will always pined for and I get the bonus of having her come over for sex whenever I want by dangling that carrot of maybe getting back together but that is never going to happen this post is what would happen if the Joker got divorced if Lex Luthor got divorced this guy is an actual evil genius mastermind he didn't just win he absolutely destroyed his cheesy wife's life oh oh that's painful it's painful to listen to personally I like to think that this story is true because I think that if it were fake the guy probably would have said that he somehow owned or destroyed the guy that his wife was cheating on right I mean if you're gonna make this stuff up you may as well go the nine yards and also destroy the cheating dude as well but he like didn't do anything to him which kind of makes me think that this is a real story and since I love Pro revenge stories so freakin much we've got another one for you destroy my clothes enjoy your time in jail so this happened when I was 14 or 15 my mother was married to a man who had an adult son from a previous marriage I think he was mid-20s he lived the hippie life literally on the streets by choice and about once a year or so he would hitchhike his way to our house with his friends do copious amounts of laundry and weed and generally just take over as if it was their house they even left the gas burners on once because they forgot they turned the stove on anyhow like any teenage girl I was obsessed with my clothes I had laundry sitting in the dryer including these awesome corduroy pants that I had only worn once stepbro and friends are doing laundry and instead of doing something normal like moving my stuff aside or putting it in my room they decide oh man it would be so dope to cut these up and make like a sweet cape so that's what they did I saw stepbro wearing this cape and recognized the material are those my pants I exclaimed they were in the laundry man you know like Finders Keepers I was furious and his dad wouldn't do anything about it my mom was pissed because she had just bought these for me and they were pricey mom didn't like this annual was that anyhow but to keep her marriage she put up with it I wanted to get back at stepbro but he had nothing of value because of his lifestyle then I remembered I overheard my parents fighting and my mom had mentioned a stepbro had got a girl pregnant and the kid was like 2 years old and he had so much has given the girl a penny or even seen the child since it was born so the next day my parents were at work stip Rowe is hanging out listening to music or something I decide to call the cops I wasn't sure what to say but I told the dispatcher I knew of someone who might have a warrant out for failure to pay child support now before you say how would a teenager know about that well my birth father is a demon and was at one point nearly arrested for the same offense the dispatcher asked the name of the person I leave Lea gay step four his name and they confirmed there was in fact a warrant out for him I gave my address and waited 20 minutes later cops roll up they knock and I let them in and lead them right to him he's right here officers I couldn't stop smiling they cuff him and take him off to jail an hour later my mom calls the house after stepbro had used his phone to call his dad and I tell her exactly what I did she whispered good job but then pretended to loudly reprimand me as she was with stepdad stepdad couldn't get the fine and bail money together fast enough so stepbro had to sit in jail overnight still makes me happy 20 years later to remember seeing him being taken away in a cop car my mom luckily divorced that [ __ ] and is not married to a very nice man well looks like it's pretty clear who wears the pants in this family guy quit his job thinking he became rich hey Anita reddit I thought I would post my story here I work for a construction company and we do remodeling on homes we have a rule here that we get to keep anything we find hidden behind the walls we hired this guy we really needed a worker badly who was a total a-hole from day one I've been working for this company for five years and this guy has only been doing construction for one year after he got fired from his accounting job for getting a DUI anyways he would make fun of my clothes and my accent and one day he went too far by telling my boss about my private Instagram account pics he got on my phone and looked through my Instagram page and showed my boss pictures of me smoking weed little did he know that my boss is my friend from eight years when we used to smoke together before we quit I was so mad that he violated my privacy then I made a plan to f him over he was the kind of guy who would always come in late and complain that trains are traffic is why he was always late one day I overheard him saying that if he won the lottery he would quit this job for not getting the respect he deserves you have to earn respect here one day I bought some fake gold coins online and put them in a metal box I found at the antique store and waited for a chance to hide it in a wall luckily I didn't have to wait long the day he found the coins it seemed like it was his best day ever first thing he did when he opened the box he called my boss @f being a loser and he quit immediately on the spot he said at this place I'm rich Lowell little did he know was that that was the best day of my life after he quit my boss told us that he was going to fire him anyways for always showing up late I wish I could see the look on his face when he finds out the gold coins are fake best $40 I spent in my life Oh makes this story better is it's actually illegal and a lot of places to sell counterfeit goods or to try to scam businesses so I like to imagine this [ __ ] walked into some pawn store and all smug being like I want to sell my gold and then gets arrested or something because I mean it's a scam you can't roll into a business try and buy something with fake currency it just doesn't work oh I would have paid money to know what what happened to this guy after he left a construction site all right that is our slash pro revenge the last pro revenge video did really well so I kind of want to see if this is something that you guys want to see more of do you want more / revenge out of me because man I love this subreddit so I'm really hoping the answer is yes let me know down in the comments

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Length: 16min 48sec (1008 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 14 2019