r/Pettyrevenge How I Embarrassed a Psycho Karen in a Public Restroom

welcome to our slash petty revenge where unentitled Karen gets publicly humiliated I used to be kind of a butthole I've really mellowed out since but sometime around 2001 or 2002 I had an incident in my university dorm laundry room I can pinpoint the year because my freshman year was the only year our laundry machines took quarters machines accepted to university cache slash card system the following years anyway I'm a freshman living in the dorms it's the weekend and I'm doing laundry we had an unwritten rule in the dorm laundry room if you don't attend your laundry it's totally cool for someone to pull it out and throw it on the table wet or dry if you don't like it just promptly attend your laundry when the washer or dryer turns off I assume it's like this on a lot of campuses I don't like people touching my laundry so I always said it alarming to be there when it's done I wash my clothes throw them in the dryer and set my timer soon after my watch goes off and I walk back down to the laundry room only to find my dryer load completely wet and on the table oh hell no someone pulled my stuff from the dryer only to dump it out and dry their stuff for free well good news I had more quarters so I could dry my stuff just fine actually I had enough quarters from my anonymous friend - why didn't they just ask so I grabbed her clothes and throw it in an open washing machine was six of my spare quarters actually weighed I can drop another quarter in for a heavy cycle which entitles you to an additional rinse and spin I happen to have another quarter so I do the heavy cycle takes over an hour and a half to complete now's a good time to mention a nice feature of the washing machines head that the dryers didn't they locked while in operation the homey would have been stuck for about a hundred minutes waiting for another chance to dry their clothes I hope they made better chances a second time I was kind of a petty dick as a baseline and I look back with a bit of shock that I didn't dump in some bleach or turn the water to hot I'm glad I've outgrown that kind of thing but I look back with some pleasure at that little guy standing up to some random douchebag our next reddit post is from zou 3f so this is more of an annual revenge thing about five years ago a greedy councilman put up three two-story apartments next door to our house one of these has a direct view to our pool area and a grouchy woman and her husband moved into it anywho as we've done in the 15 summers before they got here we all went for an afternoon swim the woman was on her balcony and made a huge dramatic fuss about going back inside and closing her curtains she then screeched at her husband when he tried to go outside it's not like we were indecent or anything just in our swimsuits we laughed about it and continued having a nice afternoon at the pool while she roasted inside a few days went by and I decided it was too hot to be inside and went for a dip I was in the middle of University and this was the only time I'd leave the house between assignments and tests now I do not have a body that stops traffic I'm a regular plump human whose Dorito loving habits have begun to show around the lower body area I take off my sarong and jump into the pool after a few minutes I sent someone watching me look up and find a man on the balcony smoking and staring right at me I make a bit of an aggressive what gesture and he scurries back inside only to return with a woman in tow the conversation went something along the lines of excuse me could you not swim when my son is out here smoking he just lost his job and this is the time he'd normally smoke and you're out here naked and distracting him ooh he's the age of my dad he could smoke on your front balcony and I lived here for at the time 15 years so you can't blame me for being here naked which I'm not I'm swimming I'm just asking you to be considerate okay at this point the grown man baby was looking smug if you don't like it then move and I continued swimming they stood there for another five minutes before once again going inside and closing the sliding patio doors and curtains also I wasn't naked or indecent I wear full swim suits because I'm a little insecure about my belly see the paragraph about the Doritos I told my parents and the next day my mom joined me in the pool to show them and I quote what real traumatizing thighs look but that got me thinking though I could make their summers a living hell if closing all their curtains was how they deal with seeing us in the pool so now every summer weather permitting I go out and flash my thighs for a few hours in the afternoon and have them roast up in their apartment it's been five years of this and I will continue doing this until the day I leave home our next reddit post is from when faith dies I was about 18 or 19 at the time and babysat our neighbor's three-year-old boy he loved animals it was the middle of spraying so nice and warm so I decided to ask his mother if it would be fine to take him to a petting zoo in the city everyone was excited me included so we went we had a ton of fun he got a large amount of animal feed so he could enjoy himself nothing was weird up until this point nobody was staring and I felt it was pretty obvious that I wasn't in fact his mother but rather than that just babysitting him now came time for the little guy to pee not a problem I thought to myself so I took him to the toilets there was a large line in front of the women's bathroom but since I had to accompany him because he was too young to use the adult Hulot's himself we couldn't just go to the men's bathroom which was empty I figured waiting in line for a minute or two was not going to be an issue though inter Karen hi um excuse me she tapped me on the shoulder yes I thought that since she had a little girl with her she might just want to skip ahead in the lane because her little girl needed to pee badly is this your child oh no this is my neighbor's child I'm just babysitting today why the F are you taking him to the bathroom then she got very aggressive straight away excuse me he needs to use the restroom and is clearly too young to do it by himself so obviously I'm accompanying him what am I supposed to do just let him pee his pants this is highly inappropriate only his parent should accompany him to the restroom he's a boy and on top of that not even your child God knows what you might do in there with him okay so now I was getting kind of pissed at this point in my life I dealt with a lot of BS for people since I was a nurse and people in the hospital tend to be entitled as hell when they don't get their way I was absolutely capable defending myself with words and I already lost my temper with her being so rude so I said very loudly you think I would look at his sin there ooh what the hell why do you have to make a bathroom trip with a small child sexual do you think about that when you take your girl to the bathroom oh my god would you do stuff to your girl ooh that is disgusting why would you even think about something sexual when thinking about a little boy going to the bathroom now I said all of these things kind of very sarcastically as it was just meant to scare her off but obviously I said it loud enough for a lot of people to hear now everybody looked at her disgusted and whispered or even chimed in with me to tell her thinking stuff like that was disgusting and that she should leave me alone she looked mortified at this point and just backed away and left so the comments are filled with similar stories like this one from startled dung beetle a frame took her potty training daughter to the bathroom in a restaurant and someone called child protective custody on her and since she was abusing the child you can't make this stuff up people are crazy what I want to know is how do these people think potty training works do they just toss a baby in the bathroom lock it and shout through the door figure it out our next reddit post is from the 8:03 project alright background when I was hired for the job which I currently work I was hired to work on Tuesday through Saturday from 2:00 p.m. to 10:00 p.m. this had been my schedule for months never changing as I was verbally told that this was my set schedule I even clarified this because I had to arrange childcare for example one week I was accidentally left off the schedule entirely and was told to just work my normal schedule around Thanksgiving time we closed down for a week the company policy is that you have to work your last scheduled shift before the break and your first scheduled shift after in order to get your holiday pay on the Monday following Thanksgiving remember I'm normally off on Mondays I get a call saying I was scheduled to work and that because I didn't come in I wouldn't get my holiday pay this kind of pissed me off because I've been told I would work Tuesday to Saturday and thus had only arranged childcare those days so I couldn't come in that day even if I wanted to the exact phrase I was told over the phone was it's your responsibility to check the schedule every week because we don't have said schedules fast-forward to this week while checking the schedule I noticed that my schedule is the same as normal with the exception that I am off the schedule on Saturday so I decide to not look a gift horse in the mouth and just take the three-day weekend and not mention to my boss that she left me off so Saturday which I normally would work I don't go in since I'm not scheduled I got a call from work and didn't answer no voicemail left then I received a text from my boss saying that my schedule never changes and it'll be a no call no show on my attendance record for not coming into work I replied that I'm not on the schedule and so I'm not required to come in as it is my responsibility to check the schedules every week because we don't have set schedules I receive no further reply and in looking forward to seeing how work goes on Tuesday and then opie post an update before work today I had a follow-up interview yesterday for the new job I mentioned in comments and an edit I was offered the position I wanted and was told I can start as soon as I want I came into work today intending to work the shift today before leaving as it's the last day of the pay period when I got to work today I clocked in and didn't see any managers or anything so I started working after 15 minutes or so my boss came out and asked o P you really couldn't come in on Saturday obviously they knew the answer and I said no they then asked me what I was doing that I couldn't work my usual shift I replied that it wasn't their concern what I do on a day I'm not at work they simply nodded quietly and walked away about an hour later my boss came over and asked to see me for a minute I go to their office and there's a manager there above me and lower than boss sitting in there as well this is a condensed version of what was discussed the boss has a write-up and gives me a spiel about the attendance policy and said I have to get written up for a no call no show I refused to sign the write-up as I wasn't scheduled so I couldn't no call no show a shift I wasn't scheduled for my manager seemed a little confused I don't think they were told my boss didn't put me on the schedule and that's why I didn't show up so I pulled the picture up with the schedule on my phone and show it to the manager who then agrees with me that it isn't a no call no show my boss said that I know what my normal schedule is is a full-time employee and so I should have clarified that it wasn't a mistake I said it wasn't my responsibility to double-check the schedule they put out and reminded them that I was told my responsibility was to check the schedule every week because we don't have set schedules my boss said something about fair future reference about working my normal schedule and I said okay and asked if I could go now I debated whether or not to stay the rest of the shift before deciding to go ahead and leave so I wrote and signed a note saying I was quitting effective immediately and I left it on the boss's desk and told a manager on my way out to the time clock this is the first and only time I've quit without giving two weeks notice sorry the ending wasn't more exciting but I'm super excited to be starting my new job and I'm happy having been able to share my story the revenge was satisfying to me and I'm glad to be starting a better job with the better environments thank you all for enjoying it with me our next reddit post is from grape ice cream float I'm in a class where a group research project slash presentation is a huge chunk of overall points everyone knows in group projects you always have that one slacker who doesn't do anything that you have to compensate for however I got stuck with possibly the worst three people to be in a project within the class I did the entire research presentation poster boards etc among many other annoying things myself I tried talking to them and telling them they needed to put in their share of effort ignored I'd send them to has to do ignored I tried to schedule meetings they'd say they were coming and then leave me alone at the library this happened from the get-go it was abundantly clear that they expected everyone else to do the work but everyone else turned out to be just me one of the rules was that we couldn't have things 100% memorized word-for-word and we couldn't read off of anything we had to actually know the subject I was fully prepared to do most of the talking and even wrote down a small script for them and told them to know what to say during their part at the very least the night before I told them we had to meet to at least go over the whole thing one time once again none of them showed at this point I am livid and decide they can just do it themselves which means they get up there not know a dang thing to say other than the small info I gave them and couldn't even BS anything because they did no research thing is if we miss without an excuse we fail the project if you have an excuse you have to have documentation I commute and live an hour away so I decide that i'll conveniently have a flat tire right before class went out and actually bought a tire so I could have the receipt to prove it I emailed the professor who said I can present by myself during his office hours turns out they completely bombed and not only probably failed the project but since they're bad students might even make them fail the class so I guess you could say Opie got tired of dealing with their BS and then we had the similar contribution from Magnus down in the comments I had the exact opposite happened to me once I was in a group with two girls and a guy the project was done over an entire semester and presented in parts the breakdown is we pick a country and explore birth death and migration rates as well as the country's economic status and how this affects said rates the chicks and I did our parts to the best of our ability the dude pulled no-show moves at every turn didn't have a sitter didn't have a ride etc so we went on without him and we'd let the professor know that he had contributed nothing and we wouldn't be putting his name on her work the professor made the guy be his own group and he had to do about 35 pages worth of work on his own presented over four parts it was satisfying that was our slash petty revenge and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Fri Mar 13 2020