r/Pettyrevenge I TRICKED a Karen into Giving Me $10,000... for FREE!

welcome to our slash petty revenge where a bully gets what he deserves I'm a 26 year old man that works as a program coordinator at my company were a 1,000 person team that focuses on supporting the military with defense contracts my girlfriend is 22 years old and works as a bartender while she's finishing up her final year of university she's sweet shy and makes me laugh every time we hang out I love her so much but one of her co-workers Megan is a complete jerk to her when they work together cusses her out in front of diners belittles her when she makes a mistake reports every little infraction she makes to the general manager etc this woman is in her late 30s and still acting like a high schooler my girlfriend has reported this behavior several times to management but they just wave it off several nights she's cried into my shoulder talking about how badly she wants to quit as I reassure her that Megan is trash and she doesn't deserve being treated this way one afternoon I came into the restaurant while my girlfriend was working the bar sure enough Megan was also there along with another guy the young guy and I are talking about our career goals when he asked what company I currently work for I give the name of the defense contracting company I work for oh hey Megan just applied there right he says turning to Megan didn't you apply for that defense contracting company he has Megan replies not making eye contact with me Oh what position I ask a warehouse one she answers that's all I needed that night I asked my girlfriend what Megan's last name was and the following morning I immediately hit it towards the warehouse manager's office we maintained a good professional relationship I informed him that a woman named Megan blank had applied for some type of position under his department and warned him that she was prone to cause trouble he thanks me for informing him and I went about the rest of my day as normal that was two months ago last I heard Megan was still working as a bartender at my girlfriend's restaurant I applaud her for trying to move up in the world maybe she's looking to get health benefits maybe bartending is getting to be too much as she ages but I don't think anyone else deserves to suffer from her workplace attitude I think she's exactly where she needs to be for the rest of her life Opie I'll give this revenge four out of five ours what you really should have done was let her get hired then after she leaves the bartending job that's when you go to the manager and tell them all the horror stories about all the terrible things she's done our next reddit post has control the Mormons this isn't my story this was told to me by a woman I knew from work several years ago she's a very sweet nurse the nurse graduated from nursing school and decided with her best friend to move to one of the cities that was listed as having the most eligible bachelors from some publication she moves and starts dating her future husband future husband's mother is a Viper and decides nurse isn't good enough for her family the happy couple eventually get engaged and future mother-in-law is having none of it she tries for several months to break them up tries to convince nurse to go back where she came from and simultaneously tries to gently convince her precious son that nurse may not be good enough for him to add some more context to the situation this mother-in-law is pretty nasty to the nurse but hides it well to other people always making sure she's super fake sweet to everyone when others are around finally wedding plans are set so mother-in-law gets desperate she gets nurse alone with a generous offer leave the fiancee and never come back in exchange for $10,000 note this was almost 30 years ago so I guess it was kind of a boatload of money for most the nurse is so sick of this woman's garbage and is incredibly insulted however she's intelligent and maintains her composure nurse accepts the offer nurse takes the money doesn't leave and gets married anyway nobody else knows about this mother-in-law can't say or do anything about it without exposing herself to her family as a horrible person nurse and husband are still happily married their kids are grown husband has no idea this went down the mother-in-law has suffered silently for almost 30 years this suggestion from seasick pirate down in the comments escalates this from petty revenge to Pro revenge the mother-in-law is on her deathbed the wife suggests everyone to leave to let her rest once alone she leans in and says don't worry about the funeral arrangements I have everything covered you'd be surprised how little you get for $10,000 nowadays ouch our next reddit post is from Christ the welder so years ago I delivered Joseph water to homes and offices my work truck was fairly big probably about 35 feet long I had a building I delivered to that had eight to ten stops in it and it was one of the few places that had a loading bay for delivery vehicles the bay was wide enough for two large trucks side by side and long enough for my truck to mostly fit with a bit of cab sticking out in the alleyway not so far as to block traffic on the other side of the alley was another building and the dumpsters for said building these dumpsters were in a position that it could be a little tight to get into the dock but it was doable this day I pull up and see a small courier car the size of a Honda Civic pull into the bay and stop right at the entrance this position is just enough that I can't get the angle I need to be able to nose up to the dumpsters and back into the open spot in the loading bay if I tried I'd likely hit the car luckily for me the driver was just getting out of the car so I politely asked if she could back up a couple of feet so I could get into the dock I am only going to be a few minutes yes but if you take five seconds we can both do what we need to do I'll be a few minutes and she walks into the building so I'm kind of stunned at this point I've been in the delivery industry for almost a decade most other drivers get that it's a tough job and we all do what we have to do and there's kind of an written code even among competitors so I think well someone hasn't heard of the right of wait so I maneuver my truck nice and tight to the building so as to not block the alleyway while parking perpendicular to the loading dock entrance and blocking her car in I start loading their first of two or three cart loads into the building she comes out and sees my truck well isn't this cute you need to move I'll only be a few minutes I need to go move your truck now by this time my cart is loaded and I tell her it's okay I'll only be a few minutes as I walk into the building we have a similar story from clown 5/7 to John in the comments I Drive a tow truck and many times I'm in the middle of loading a car on my flatbed in a crowded parking lot people will walk up to me and tell me that I need to move so they can get out I tell them I'll be done in another minute or two for some reason that's not acceptable to them and they start ranting about having places to be and getting me fired I always respond with if I hadn't had to stop to talk to you I'd have been done by now but feel free to call the number on the truck that's always more fun when they call and I answer with this is going to take all day if you keep interrupting me these people call up this tow truck driver and are like hello I'd like to report you to you because you're a jerk and I demand that you fire you our next reddit post is from half-pint Marmot I'm not a professional photographer but friends and family asked me to take photos for them all the time I love portrait photography and I'm happy to do the favor but sometimes people are really awful and annoying and then it really grates that I'm spending my evening and weekend shooting and then processing photos for free a few years ago I had a really really bad client a colleague asked me to do a family shoot on Mother's Day I know I'd have the morning to play with before going to see my own mom so I accepted it was going to be at a winery in the country and my colleague offered to pay me to join them for brunch bonus we carpooled and it wasn't until we got there that I realized that it wasn't just going to be my colleague her husband and her kids it was my colleague husband's entire family brothers sisters aunts uncles parents and even both grandmas 27 people I'm immediately panicking about how long it's going to take to do this shoot and mention to my colleague and her husband that I have to leave in three hours to get back to my family's Mother's Day my colleagues husband says it'll be fine I don't really have a choice as we carpooled so I try and relax and have fun brunch goes on forever and when we're finished we only have an hour for photos I figure that should be fine if cutting it close and I asked for colleagues husband help in keeping his family organized and moving I planned out the normal shots with colleagues husband everyone together family groups kids and then colleagues husband starts asking for couple shots as well then siblings I text my family let them know I'll be a little late but hoping it won't be too bad because colleagues husband will keep people moving an hour and a half later and everyone is having a bad time the kids are crying it's taking forever to get any shots at all why because colleagues husband is yelling at people hurling commands and orders barking foaming at the mouth it's incredibly awful the winery people come over a few times and ask us to keep it down colleagues husband yells at them too I'm praying that they kick us out I try telling colleagues husband that I have to leave that we can try again for photos another time the family tries to leave were stopped no we must endure when he tells his son that he's going to knock the snot out of him if he doesn't stop crying something snaps in me I stopped trying to cheer people up get fun photos happy smiles I just take the photos we need so we can all just GTFO when I eventually get home I do what I can with these miserable photos I combine different frames to get group shots where everyone looks happy where that doesn't work I touch-up facial expressions so people look less harried I steal bits from candid shots earlier in the day these are impossible masterpieces when I'm through with them I spend hours and hours making sure these pictures are going to hang in living rooms forever then I go through every single Epping photo featuring colleagues husband absolutely everyone and just enough to be slightly noticeable just enough to look weird and awkward I enlarge his head I feel like every time this guy passes a mirror for the rest of his life he's gonna look at himself and be like is my head really that big our necks reddit post is from Shalika we live in an apartment block and occasionally had new people move in and out yesterday we encountered a new resident a short red-haired lady who through dwarfism and food manages to be about as wide as she is tall my boyfriend greeted her with a simple hello he also tried to say welcome but she cut him off with I don't know you okay not the sociable type neither are we let's not get friendly then today when returning from grocery shopping we found her trying to pick her lock with what looked like a piece of a paper clip because you know that's going to work and she had apparently been at it for a while because before we could open the door with our key a patrol car stopped at an officer called out to her we stopped to watch because well it was happening the officer asked her why she was breaking into the apartment to which she responded she lived there she turned to us and said they know me my boyfriend smiled and said I don't know you we entered the building after the officer asked us to confirm and my boyfriend repeated we don't know her can't wait to have more contact with her our next reddit position Sparky Mountain so I took my two young sons to the local water park yesterday they had a blast I stated in the lazy river most of the time with them I didn't to stay about 10 to 20 yards behind them close enough to keep an eye on them far enough for them to have fun I'm minding my own business floating in the lazy river when suddenly a wild bully appears cute in year old husky boy who's following around a much smaller girl I'm observing over the course of a few laps of the river as this little turd boy is constantly teasing and intimidating this little girl that's like half his size I lapped them I'm now right behind victim and bully my own sons constantly in my view and I get close enough to hear bully talking trash to his victim trying to get her to leave the pool she's visibly scared and trying to get away from him there are no accompanying adults with these children this is when I see the bully take a mouthful of water and flat-out spit in the girl's face at this point I'm like you did not and I go into action things are crazy and hectic because we're surrounded by people in a loud water park so I know I can get away with this just loud enough for him to hear me I say to the bully from behind him hey bully turd turns around and I proceeded to go full a honda palm splashing right in his face after about six seconds of splashing Blastoise level water in his face bully is coughing and girl is ten yards ahead near my son's my work here is done I proceed to say nothing and pretend nothing's happened bullies stand shocked catching his breath and the lazy river as the hapless water going masses flow past oblivious ten minutes later the bully is gone and victim has returned to merriment I think the lifeguard saw me and just didn't care Oh pee use hydro pump her next reddit post is from Mar 7 2014 - you can drive without a commercial license around Amsterdam delivering groceries this story takes place on a single lane road with high curbs on both sides it takes you from one neighborhood to another the speed limit is 50 kilometers per hour although it could have been 70 in my opinion except in some tight corners now I've driven here so many times before that I feel comfortable doing 60-ish just a bit faster than normal without the risk of getting caught speeding in an urban area suddenly I hear a loud beat behind me and wouldn't you know it it's a BMW what a surprise I think to myself I was quite impressed by my ability to guess the brand of this automobile because everything forward of the rear doors wasn't visible in my mirrors the tailgating and honking continues for a little while until I spot the perfect opportunity to teach this IKEA pencil equipped douche a lesson a long straight section in the road for those of you who haven't been to the Netherlands before our government loves two things taxes and using those taxes to build speed bumps as such we have a wide variety of speed bumps and this straight section was equipped with my personal favorite the bus bypass variant a trapezoid block just wide enough that a normal car has to pass over it with at least one wheel but a bus can pass over it unobstructed I've had plenty of practice with these obstacles and line up for a flawless pass while accelerating to a mind-numbing 70 km/h the BMW still glued to my rear bumper I pass over the obstacle without the slightest inconvenience the oblivious BMW driver however hits it in the worst possible way launching himself into the ceiling of his car and grinding his oil pan as his suspension compresses after that he kept a good distance well I wouldn't worry about the BMW you driver too much if he damaged his oil pan or suspension then repairing a BMW should be pretty cheap right that was our slosh petty revenge and if you liked this video then hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Published: Wed Feb 19 2020